Hogwarts Kryptonian.
Chapter 228 Useless Favors
Chapter 228 Useless Favors
"Meow, I really didn't see that this Umbridge actually has such a scheming mind."
In the dormitory, Chris squatted on Lu Yunkai's chest, licking her paws, and said to Lu Yunkai.
Lu Yunkai was half lying down, with his hands behind his head, thinking about the conversation he had just had with Umbridge in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and remained silent.
"You don't think she's expecting much from you, do you? Calm down! She's just following the trend!" Chris reminded Lu Yun, "She couldn't stay at Hogwarts in the first place. After a while, tormenting Sybil is purely looking for something to do. If she can sell your favor, she will wake up laughing from her dreams."
"What does she want my favor for!" Lu Yunkai finally said, "And you know she won't stay for long?"
"Even Fudge can't get along anymore, let alone her!!" Chris shook her head, "How valuable your favor is, and she's not blind. Voldemort actually used a chess piece that had been buried in the Ministry of Magic for so many years, Just to cover up the matter of taking you abroad! If Voldemort comes to power in the future, she will be able to curry favor with Voldemort through you!"
"But just before the Christmas holiday, she was eager to drive me out of Hogwarts, and it suddenly changed. It feels weird." Lu Yunkai understood what Chris said, but still shook his head.
"Meow, she acted as a pawn for Fudge before, and drove Dumbledore away, so she always had to find some breakthroughs. You are a young bird who always hits the muzzle of other people's guns. If you don't deal with it, who will you deal with!" Chris shook her head, " Now that Fudge can't protect herself, she must have more thoughts, no problem!"
"...The tree fell and the monkeys scattered!" Lu Yunkai sighed, "It's really dirty."
"Meow, this is not dirty..."
"You don't need to tell me, I know this is what the world should look like." Lu Yun laughed, "But if I have a choice, I really don't want to hang out with these people."
"But you don't have a choice, unless you're like the fellow in Nurmengard, standing opposite all these people."
"But even if Grindelwald is in power, these people must be used!" Lu Yunkai sighed, "Umbridge is right. Forget it, don't worry about it, anyway, it won't do me any harm for the time being."
"I've been telling you that it's not bad for you, meow! It's like that magic pharmacist association. If you let you do it yourself, you must find it troublesome and don't want to get involved, but you also saw it last year. There are so many things in it. it works……"
"Stop rambling!!" Lu Yunkai glared at Chris, "Okay, I'm going out to find Daphne, how about you? Are you going to Gryffindor to watch?"
"Isn't it worried that your precious friend will break up with you!" Chris complained, "But I think it may be inevitable. When he talked about you recently, he didn't have a good word. They are meeting again at DA tonight, probably Inevitably, I have to say a few more words to you."
"I really don't care about that. He'll understand when the Voldemort business is settled. My concern is that Voldemort lied to him about Sirius before. I really don't know what Voldemort meant by coming all of a sudden."
"Meow! I'll go find out for you! Let's go!!"
"I'm not urging you..."
"I did it consciously! You did Sybil such a big favor, and I owe you that."
"What do you owe me..."
Seeing that Chris jumped off the bed and disappeared in a flash, Lu Yunkai smiled helplessly.
Just as she was about to get up from the bed and go to the lounge to chat with Daphne, the door of the dormitory opened.
"Clouds open!! Something happened!!"
"...What are you doing? What's wrong?"
Lu Yunkai stared blankly at Blaise who rushed in from outside the room.
"Umbridge ran to the prophecy classroom just now and said that Professor Trelawney would be fired."
"……what??"
Lu Yun was taken aback.
Didn't this woman just promise herself to let Trelawney go?
Even repenting is not so fast! ?
……
"Lu Yunkai! You're here!!"
"...Don't panic! Blaise, take care of Padma and the others here."
"Give it to me."
Blaise took a deep look at his good buddy and nodded.
He remembered the scene when Daphne in the lounge wanted to follow after she just came out of the dormitory, but was stopped by Lu Yunkai.
"What are you going to do with Blaise?"
At that time, Bryce didn't understand what Lu Yunkai said.
Got it now!
Seeing that Blaise had moved to the side of Padma and her sister Parvati, whose faces were full of worry, Lu Yunkai knocked on the door of the divination classroom.
The strong smell of alcohol hit his face, making Lu Yunkai, who was already a little confused about what Umbridge was going to do, even more dizzy.
"You can't do this to me!! Hogwarts is my home! I...I..."
"Ms. Trelawney, actually I can. I, the headmaster of Hogwarts, have the right to expel any teacher in the school, especially if you don't deserve your name..."
"How can you say that about me! I'm Trelawney..."
"Professor Umbridge? What are you doing?" Lu Yunkai felt a little uncomfortable when he heard Trelawney's grievance with anger, and then some helpless crying, so he brushed it quickly presence.
"What are you doing here?"
Umbridge glanced at Lu Yunkai and asked casually.
The two looked at each other, and Lu Yunkai instantly understood what Umbridge was going to do.
She wanted to "help" Lu Yunkai sell this favor.
It's just...is it necessary?To be honest, Trelawney's favor is worthless, so I don't need to let her remember this!
But talking about feelings with this kind of person who only has interests in his eyes is something she will never understand!
"The OWLS exam is coming soon. I have some questions about divination and I want to ask Professor Trelawney for advice." Lu Yunkai tried hard to keep a smile on his face.
"She won't be Professor of Divination at Hogwarts anytime soon." Umbridge shook his head.
"Ah? Why? Professor Trelawney, are you... resigning?"
"I didn't!! Yes..." Trelawney shook her head quickly, but she really couldn't say the shameful words of being fired.
"Even if you want to resign, you have to wait until the summer vacation at least?" Lu Yunkai gave Trelawney a wink, "We are about to take the OWLS exam. If you resign at this time, what should we do? Are you talking about Um? Professor Rich put it on the fire!"
Umbridge was taken aback for a moment, she really didn't know how to answer Lu Yun's conversation.
What does this have to do with me?
Keep calm, let's see how round you are.
"This is Professor Umbridge's first year as the headmaster of Hogwarts. If the results of this year's OWLS and NEWTS exams are much worse than those of previous years, it would be too ugly to say it. Don't you think so, Your Excellency the headmaster?" Lu Yunkai gave Umbridge a look.
"...I think that even if Professor Trelawney continues to stay at Hogwarts, it will not be of much use to improve the school's grades." Umbridge said half-truthfully.
"Your Excellency, Principal, I remember that Hogwarts' Divination OWLS and NEWTS have a good pass rate, right? Defense Against the Dark Arts has always been relatively poor...You...really inappropriate to do this."
"..."
Umbridge almost fell over.
This brat is still so persuasive when he speaks! !
Can these two courses be the same? ?
The students taught by Trelawney all have the same virtues as her. Opening and closing their mouths is like "ominous signs" and "premonition of death". Whoever is idle and has nothing to do will get a low score for this bad luck!
Anyway, apart from the Department of Mysteries, there is no other job position that requires any grades in Divination, even if you give high grades, it won't matter...
What about Defense Against the Dark Arts?That is one of the most important grades in the Ministry of Magic!The degree of strictness of scoring is not a level at all, okay? !
And... What does my previous poor performance in Defense Against the Dark Arts have to do with me!
"Hogwarts has suffered so many disasters this year. We can't let others say that without Dumbledore, Hogwarts' teaching performance will start to decline, right?"
"...Hmph." Umbridge glared at Lu Yunkai.
These words, it seems that there is actually no big problem, quite convincing.
It is true that Umbridge parachuted into Hogwarts on behalf of the Ministry of Magic and got Dumbledore away, but if the school's teaching performance suddenly dropped sharply this year, it would be hard to tell.
This can be regarded as Lu Yunkai's reminder to himself, a proper repayment?
Um.good.
"Professor, it's like this, when I practiced teacup divination today..." Lu Yunkai looked at Trelawney.
"Professor Trelawney. Since you are so loved by the students, I will give you another chance." Umbridge interrupted Lu Yunkai's impromptu excuse, looked at Trelawney and said, "This year's NEWTS and OWLS exam results, if there is any bad change..."
"No! No! Principal, don't worry!!" Lu Yunkai replied for Trelawney: "Go slowly, I have to ask Professor Trelawney some questions about divination."
"Humph."
Umbridge turned around and left directly.
With a bang, the door of the room closed.
But soon, the door of the room opened.
The twin sisters who had been guarding the door stuck their heads in worriedly.
"professor……"
Although Parvati was greeting Trelawney, she looked at Lu Yunkai.
Lu Yunkai nodded slightly.
Parvati rushed in immediately.
Padma moved a little slower, and walked into the room with Blaise who was staying beside them.
Seeing this scene, Lu Yunkai was very relieved.
Finally, there is such a little effect! !Although only a little...
"Professor! It's okay! We support you!!" Parvati, who entered the room first, said seriously to Professor Trelawney.
"Okay, here...you can comfort the professor." Lu Yunkai glanced at the twins, then gave Blaise another look, and said, "I'm leaving first."
"Yunkai! Thank you!" Blaise interjected.
"...It's not your turn to thank me. Even for the sake of Chris, I can't ignore this kind of thing." Lu Yun smiled and shook his head, the comfort just now disappeared instantly.
This silly boy!You still can't figure out when and how to sell favors!At this time, I want Padma to thank me, and then you stand up and say that you don’t need to thank me, as long as I know, I won’t ignore it... This can highlight the importance of you running to call me over!
Otherwise, you're just running errands! !
Forget it, Bryce is actually pretty good like this.It's like his mother...
Just think about it.
After bidding farewell to the twin sisters and giving Blaise another look, Lu Yunkai walked out of the tower where the prophecy classroom was located, and walked down the spiral staircase.
Suddenly, he stopped walking.
Here... is the eighth floor.
It's been a long time since Lu Yunkai came to this place at night...
Chris said, Harry is currently organizing DA training inside, do you want to go and see?
Forget it, Harry didn't say hello to Lu Yunkai very much in class recently.
Ugh……
Leave him alone.
Lu Yunkai shook his head.
Let's concentrate on dealing with Umbridge's affairs and Voldemort's affairs!
It is better for Harry to leave it to Chris.
Like handing Ginny to it in second grade, it's still solid, to be honest.
Oh, and Hermione...
Shouldn't be a problem, right?
……
The last chapter added some drama to Umbridge, the biggest bug character in the entire hp book in my opinion, because some book friends mentioned it, so let me explain it here.
In fact, I have always felt that Umri, as the Deputy Minister of Magic in the non-Voldemort period (even if she is a close friend of Fudge, she must follow the rules and qualify to get this position, even if she always likes to take credit for others, but this kind of Things are not simple, right), and later when Voldemort was in power, he could still work to count Muggle-born wizards (that is to say, Fudge's downfall did not have a big impact on her), which can be regarded as black and white, and even Voldemort's downfall in the end, She can also have a high-end suite in Azkaban... If she is really a simple idiot, it is an insult to the IQ of the entire wizarding world, black or white.It is simple and stupid that no one can reach this position, otherwise Hermione's future Minister of Magic position will not look very good...
Considering some descriptions of British officialdom in a drama called yes minister, I arranged such a plot.I think it should be quite reasonable... well, I'm not pushing YM (fake), hehe
Finally, rest assured, as the character I hate the second most in the hp book (after Lockhart), I will not give her a good result... This should not be considered a spoiler, right?
(End of this chapter)
"Meow, I really didn't see that this Umbridge actually has such a scheming mind."
In the dormitory, Chris squatted on Lu Yunkai's chest, licking her paws, and said to Lu Yunkai.
Lu Yunkai was half lying down, with his hands behind his head, thinking about the conversation he had just had with Umbridge in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and remained silent.
"You don't think she's expecting much from you, do you? Calm down! She's just following the trend!" Chris reminded Lu Yun, "She couldn't stay at Hogwarts in the first place. After a while, tormenting Sybil is purely looking for something to do. If she can sell your favor, she will wake up laughing from her dreams."
"What does she want my favor for!" Lu Yunkai finally said, "And you know she won't stay for long?"
"Even Fudge can't get along anymore, let alone her!!" Chris shook her head, "How valuable your favor is, and she's not blind. Voldemort actually used a chess piece that had been buried in the Ministry of Magic for so many years, Just to cover up the matter of taking you abroad! If Voldemort comes to power in the future, she will be able to curry favor with Voldemort through you!"
"But just before the Christmas holiday, she was eager to drive me out of Hogwarts, and it suddenly changed. It feels weird." Lu Yunkai understood what Chris said, but still shook his head.
"Meow, she acted as a pawn for Fudge before, and drove Dumbledore away, so she always had to find some breakthroughs. You are a young bird who always hits the muzzle of other people's guns. If you don't deal with it, who will you deal with!" Chris shook her head, " Now that Fudge can't protect herself, she must have more thoughts, no problem!"
"...The tree fell and the monkeys scattered!" Lu Yunkai sighed, "It's really dirty."
"Meow, this is not dirty..."
"You don't need to tell me, I know this is what the world should look like." Lu Yun laughed, "But if I have a choice, I really don't want to hang out with these people."
"But you don't have a choice, unless you're like the fellow in Nurmengard, standing opposite all these people."
"But even if Grindelwald is in power, these people must be used!" Lu Yunkai sighed, "Umbridge is right. Forget it, don't worry about it, anyway, it won't do me any harm for the time being."
"I've been telling you that it's not bad for you, meow! It's like that magic pharmacist association. If you let you do it yourself, you must find it troublesome and don't want to get involved, but you also saw it last year. There are so many things in it. it works……"
"Stop rambling!!" Lu Yunkai glared at Chris, "Okay, I'm going out to find Daphne, how about you? Are you going to Gryffindor to watch?"
"Isn't it worried that your precious friend will break up with you!" Chris complained, "But I think it may be inevitable. When he talked about you recently, he didn't have a good word. They are meeting again at DA tonight, probably Inevitably, I have to say a few more words to you."
"I really don't care about that. He'll understand when the Voldemort business is settled. My concern is that Voldemort lied to him about Sirius before. I really don't know what Voldemort meant by coming all of a sudden."
"Meow! I'll go find out for you! Let's go!!"
"I'm not urging you..."
"I did it consciously! You did Sybil such a big favor, and I owe you that."
"What do you owe me..."
Seeing that Chris jumped off the bed and disappeared in a flash, Lu Yunkai smiled helplessly.
Just as she was about to get up from the bed and go to the lounge to chat with Daphne, the door of the dormitory opened.
"Clouds open!! Something happened!!"
"...What are you doing? What's wrong?"
Lu Yunkai stared blankly at Blaise who rushed in from outside the room.
"Umbridge ran to the prophecy classroom just now and said that Professor Trelawney would be fired."
"……what??"
Lu Yun was taken aback.
Didn't this woman just promise herself to let Trelawney go?
Even repenting is not so fast! ?
……
"Lu Yunkai! You're here!!"
"...Don't panic! Blaise, take care of Padma and the others here."
"Give it to me."
Blaise took a deep look at his good buddy and nodded.
He remembered the scene when Daphne in the lounge wanted to follow after she just came out of the dormitory, but was stopped by Lu Yunkai.
"What are you going to do with Blaise?"
At that time, Bryce didn't understand what Lu Yunkai said.
Got it now!
Seeing that Blaise had moved to the side of Padma and her sister Parvati, whose faces were full of worry, Lu Yunkai knocked on the door of the divination classroom.
The strong smell of alcohol hit his face, making Lu Yunkai, who was already a little confused about what Umbridge was going to do, even more dizzy.
"You can't do this to me!! Hogwarts is my home! I...I..."
"Ms. Trelawney, actually I can. I, the headmaster of Hogwarts, have the right to expel any teacher in the school, especially if you don't deserve your name..."
"How can you say that about me! I'm Trelawney..."
"Professor Umbridge? What are you doing?" Lu Yunkai felt a little uncomfortable when he heard Trelawney's grievance with anger, and then some helpless crying, so he brushed it quickly presence.
"What are you doing here?"
Umbridge glanced at Lu Yunkai and asked casually.
The two looked at each other, and Lu Yunkai instantly understood what Umbridge was going to do.
She wanted to "help" Lu Yunkai sell this favor.
It's just...is it necessary?To be honest, Trelawney's favor is worthless, so I don't need to let her remember this!
But talking about feelings with this kind of person who only has interests in his eyes is something she will never understand!
"The OWLS exam is coming soon. I have some questions about divination and I want to ask Professor Trelawney for advice." Lu Yunkai tried hard to keep a smile on his face.
"She won't be Professor of Divination at Hogwarts anytime soon." Umbridge shook his head.
"Ah? Why? Professor Trelawney, are you... resigning?"
"I didn't!! Yes..." Trelawney shook her head quickly, but she really couldn't say the shameful words of being fired.
"Even if you want to resign, you have to wait until the summer vacation at least?" Lu Yunkai gave Trelawney a wink, "We are about to take the OWLS exam. If you resign at this time, what should we do? Are you talking about Um? Professor Rich put it on the fire!"
Umbridge was taken aback for a moment, she really didn't know how to answer Lu Yun's conversation.
What does this have to do with me?
Keep calm, let's see how round you are.
"This is Professor Umbridge's first year as the headmaster of Hogwarts. If the results of this year's OWLS and NEWTS exams are much worse than those of previous years, it would be too ugly to say it. Don't you think so, Your Excellency the headmaster?" Lu Yunkai gave Umbridge a look.
"...I think that even if Professor Trelawney continues to stay at Hogwarts, it will not be of much use to improve the school's grades." Umbridge said half-truthfully.
"Your Excellency, Principal, I remember that Hogwarts' Divination OWLS and NEWTS have a good pass rate, right? Defense Against the Dark Arts has always been relatively poor...You...really inappropriate to do this."
"..."
Umbridge almost fell over.
This brat is still so persuasive when he speaks! !
Can these two courses be the same? ?
The students taught by Trelawney all have the same virtues as her. Opening and closing their mouths is like "ominous signs" and "premonition of death". Whoever is idle and has nothing to do will get a low score for this bad luck!
Anyway, apart from the Department of Mysteries, there is no other job position that requires any grades in Divination, even if you give high grades, it won't matter...
What about Defense Against the Dark Arts?That is one of the most important grades in the Ministry of Magic!The degree of strictness of scoring is not a level at all, okay? !
And... What does my previous poor performance in Defense Against the Dark Arts have to do with me!
"Hogwarts has suffered so many disasters this year. We can't let others say that without Dumbledore, Hogwarts' teaching performance will start to decline, right?"
"...Hmph." Umbridge glared at Lu Yunkai.
These words, it seems that there is actually no big problem, quite convincing.
It is true that Umbridge parachuted into Hogwarts on behalf of the Ministry of Magic and got Dumbledore away, but if the school's teaching performance suddenly dropped sharply this year, it would be hard to tell.
This can be regarded as Lu Yunkai's reminder to himself, a proper repayment?
Um.good.
"Professor, it's like this, when I practiced teacup divination today..." Lu Yunkai looked at Trelawney.
"Professor Trelawney. Since you are so loved by the students, I will give you another chance." Umbridge interrupted Lu Yunkai's impromptu excuse, looked at Trelawney and said, "This year's NEWTS and OWLS exam results, if there is any bad change..."
"No! No! Principal, don't worry!!" Lu Yunkai replied for Trelawney: "Go slowly, I have to ask Professor Trelawney some questions about divination."
"Humph."
Umbridge turned around and left directly.
With a bang, the door of the room closed.
But soon, the door of the room opened.
The twin sisters who had been guarding the door stuck their heads in worriedly.
"professor……"
Although Parvati was greeting Trelawney, she looked at Lu Yunkai.
Lu Yunkai nodded slightly.
Parvati rushed in immediately.
Padma moved a little slower, and walked into the room with Blaise who was staying beside them.
Seeing this scene, Lu Yunkai was very relieved.
Finally, there is such a little effect! !Although only a little...
"Professor! It's okay! We support you!!" Parvati, who entered the room first, said seriously to Professor Trelawney.
"Okay, here...you can comfort the professor." Lu Yunkai glanced at the twins, then gave Blaise another look, and said, "I'm leaving first."
"Yunkai! Thank you!" Blaise interjected.
"...It's not your turn to thank me. Even for the sake of Chris, I can't ignore this kind of thing." Lu Yun smiled and shook his head, the comfort just now disappeared instantly.
This silly boy!You still can't figure out when and how to sell favors!At this time, I want Padma to thank me, and then you stand up and say that you don’t need to thank me, as long as I know, I won’t ignore it... This can highlight the importance of you running to call me over!
Otherwise, you're just running errands! !
Forget it, Bryce is actually pretty good like this.It's like his mother...
Just think about it.
After bidding farewell to the twin sisters and giving Blaise another look, Lu Yunkai walked out of the tower where the prophecy classroom was located, and walked down the spiral staircase.
Suddenly, he stopped walking.
Here... is the eighth floor.
It's been a long time since Lu Yunkai came to this place at night...
Chris said, Harry is currently organizing DA training inside, do you want to go and see?
Forget it, Harry didn't say hello to Lu Yunkai very much in class recently.
Ugh……
Leave him alone.
Lu Yunkai shook his head.
Let's concentrate on dealing with Umbridge's affairs and Voldemort's affairs!
It is better for Harry to leave it to Chris.
Like handing Ginny to it in second grade, it's still solid, to be honest.
Oh, and Hermione...
Shouldn't be a problem, right?
……
The last chapter added some drama to Umbridge, the biggest bug character in the entire hp book in my opinion, because some book friends mentioned it, so let me explain it here.
In fact, I have always felt that Umri, as the Deputy Minister of Magic in the non-Voldemort period (even if she is a close friend of Fudge, she must follow the rules and qualify to get this position, even if she always likes to take credit for others, but this kind of Things are not simple, right), and later when Voldemort was in power, he could still work to count Muggle-born wizards (that is to say, Fudge's downfall did not have a big impact on her), which can be regarded as black and white, and even Voldemort's downfall in the end, She can also have a high-end suite in Azkaban... If she is really a simple idiot, it is an insult to the IQ of the entire wizarding world, black or white.It is simple and stupid that no one can reach this position, otherwise Hermione's future Minister of Magic position will not look very good...
Considering some descriptions of British officialdom in a drama called yes minister, I arranged such a plot.I think it should be quite reasonable... well, I'm not pushing YM (fake), hehe
Finally, rest assured, as the character I hate the second most in the hp book (after Lockhart), I will not give her a good result... This should not be considered a spoiler, right?
(End of this chapter)
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