Poor monk is awesome

Chapter 53

"Thank you very much for your support to Hua Linglong tonight." Hua Linglong hugged the purple rabbit and smiled towards the enthusiastic crowd.

"If you want to thank me, please stay with me for one night." A handsome and outrageous young man with a mustache said frivolously, his voice was not loud but seemed to have a penetrating voice, and everyone in the room had a voice The feeling of ringing in the ear.

"And I, stay with the two of us." Standing next to the young man with the mustache was an excited young man with a mustache. He also had an extremely monstrous face, but what he said left everyone on the scene speechless. up.

Although everyone is here to chase after the oiran, everyone is elegant. People who are as straightforward as these two are simply unprecedented, and there will be no one in the future!
"The two sons are so in love..." Hua Linglong smiled awkwardly.

"Then it's settled." The young man with mustache raised his eyebrows.

"Fart!" Some people couldn't bear it anymore, this was an obvious robbery, and it was still in front of a group of people.

"Snapped!"

The man who was still angry just flew up directly, slashed an elegant curve, flew over the crowds, there were a few bloody teeth flying in the air, and then smashed heavily into the river.

The young man with the mustache instantly appeared at the place where the yelling man had just stood, and retracted his slap gracefully.

"Dare to say I fart!"

"That's right, farting is also fairy farting!" The young man with a mustache appeared beside him at some point, and said with a face of approval.

"Eleven, shut up if you can't speak, it's so embarrassing!" The young man with mustache popped out a sentence through his teeth.

"You... how can you hit someone!" Several people who looked like friends of the person who was beaten up pointed at the young man with a mustache, "Everyone came to see the girl Hua Linglong..."

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

The young man with mustache raised his hands and slapped them down.

Three more figures passed over the heads of the crowd and crashed into the river.

"This kid is too arrogant, he's here to mess things up." The crowd exploded.

How can you play like this?Everyone is here to fight for women, so just do it right away?
"I, Nanshan Crazy Saber, want to teach you a lesson for the majority of building friends!" A bearded man held a big knife with an iron ring, and slashed at the young man with a mustache.

"Snapped!"

A bent sword flew out, followed by a big man, who also drew a graceful curve and smashed into the river.

"This little boy is a bit powerful!" Some people saw that the young man with the mustache had bent the big man's sword with a slap, and they couldn't help feeling a little bit enlightened.

Is this still a human slap?Knife!How could he slap a man with a knife and send him flying?
"Snapped!"

The young man with the mustache seemed to be able to hear the words of all the people in the room. Just as he finished speaking, he was slapped flying by the young man with the mustache who appeared instantly, and also fell into the river.

"Your whole family are all jerks!"

"This is fun! This is fun!" The young man with the mustache suddenly clapped his hands and applauded, and then he walked in the crowd like a shadow in an instant.

"Clap clap clap..."

The slaps sounded like firecrackers, and the crowd was thrown into the air. Some people noticed something was wrong and turned around to run away, but were given priority by a tender white slap.

Like dumplings, one after another people were fanned and flew into the river.

Jiu Jie and Huang Tianci stood in the crowd and watched this scene in a daze.

what's the situation?
The purple light in Jiu Jie's eyes flashed, and the figures of mustache and mustache slowed down in his eyes, and even their true colors were revealed in Jiu Jie's eyes.

Looking at their true colors, Jiu Jie couldn't help opening his mouth wide.

"No wonder you're so irritable, it turns out it's two girls..."

"Who do you think is a bitch?" Mustache appeared in front of Jiu Jie instantly, waving his palm.

Feeling the strength of that slap, Jiu Jie felt that he couldn't catch it...

Fortunately, he has purple eyes, and the speed of the slap is much slower in his eyes, so he can't catch it, but he can still dodge it.

Jiu Jie squatted down, avoiding the slap of the young man with mustache.

"Huh?" The young man with a mustache was very surprised that Jiu Jie could escape his slap.

Although it was a slap that I casually slapped without cultivation, it was not something a monk who was still in the realm of fake alchemy could dodge.

The young man with mustache immediately slapped him again.

Jiu Jie tilted his head and dodged again.

"I don't believe it anymore, even if you don't have a cultivation base, you will be blown away!"

The young man with the mustache and Jiujie stepped on the bar, slap after slap.

Jiu Jie dodged again and again.

"Tell you to hide, tell you to hide, tell you to hide!"

The speed of slapping the young man with mustache is getting faster and faster.

"This man is a lunatic!" Jiu Jie felt that it was the first time that he was so tired to avoid someone's slap, and looked at this mustache who looked slightly better than himself, who was disguised as a man, speechlessly.

If there was no help from Zixu's broken eyes, I would have been beaten countless times, and I was still beaten in the face...

"Look at me!"

Suddenly Jiu Jie felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and then flew up. In the sky, Jiu Jie found that there was a young man with a mustache behind him at some point, and he was slowly lowering his raised feet.

"Two lunatics!"

Jiu Jie howled silently in his heart.

I just came to the brothel to listen to a joke, how could I suffer from such an indiscriminate disaster.

In the end, Jiujie didn't fall into the river, but fell to the ground with his buttocks up, and not far from his head was a bewildered Hua Linglong.

The purple rabbit in Hua Linglong's hand saw Jiu Jie's miserable appearance, and suddenly a purple glow flashed in its eyes, and it jumped out of Hua Linglong's hand like lightning.

The rabbit opened its mouth and bit the young man with the mustache like lightning, the target was... his ass!
"Ziyuan, there is a rabbit behind you!" The young man with a mustache looked curiously and surprised at the rabbit that had turned into purple lightning.

"Ah! It bit me!" The mustachioed young man named Ziyuan also sensed the figure of the rabbit, and switched positions to avoid the rabbit as if teleporting.

But this rabbit seems to be able to predict, every time it is waiting for him at the position where Zi Yuan is going to appear, and the speed is extremely fast.

Finally, the young man with the mustache couldn't dodge in time, and was bitten on the ass by the rabbit with purple eyes.

The young man let out a scream, blood was bitten out of his buttocks, and the color of the blood was actually golden.

After the rabbit finished biting the young man with the mustache, he turned his head and looked at the young man with the mustache in purple light.

"Wow! Don't come here!" The young man with a mustache was startled, and even cried. This rabbit can bite people, it's terrible.

Swish!
The rabbit rushed towards the young man with the mustache like a flash of purple lightning.

There was another burst of purple light flying in an incomparably gorgeous fast chase. In the end, the young man with a mustache was bitten on the ass by the rabbit, and golden blood flowed out.

"Wooooow, I hate rabbits!" The young man with a mustache covered his buttocks and cried.

"Dare to bite me! My old lady chopped you dead rabbit!" The young man with the mustache had already lost his temper, and a sword lingering with purple fairy energy appeared in front of the young man with the mustache.

The young man with the mustache held the sword and was about to slash at the rabbit.

This startled the young man with a mustache who was clutching his buttocks, and instantly switched to the young man with a mustache and grabbed him.

"Wow, Ziyuan, don't touch your cultivation, or the old man will find us again."

"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill this dead rabbit!" The young man with mustache swung his sword angrily.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to hack this dead rabbit to death!" The purple rabbit's eyes glowed purple, and he said a word, and then rushed towards the two like lightning, with sharp teeth in his mouth .

"Wow, this rabbit can still talk, and it's here again." This scene shocked the young man with a mustache, and tears came out again.

"Ziyuan, it's not fun here, let's play somewhere else."

"Ahhh, I'm going to hack this rabbit to death." The man with the mustache was still waving his sword, but the man with the one-character mustache pinched his hand directly, purple light burst out, and the two of them disappeared in this space in an instant.

The rabbit jumped in the air, looked around with purple eyes, and finally confirmed that the two of them had indeed run away, and then returned to the normal rabbit appearance, jumping up and down to Jiujie, who was still sticking out his buttocks, with a dull expression on his face. beside.

is this my rabbitIs it that fierce?By the way, I almost forgot that it was still a fairy beast.

The purple rabbit in Jiujie's heart instantly regained its status as a fairy beast.

And the people who were all thrashing about in the water, Huang Tianci who was in a daze, and Hua Linglong and the people in Yuanyanglou who hadn't turned their heads.

What just happened?

(End of this chapter)