Poor monk is awesome
Chapter 54
Chapter 54
"Young man, are you alright?"
Hua Linglong was the first to come back to her senses, looking at Jiu Jie who was lying downstairs with her buttocks up, but she couldn't help but look at the purple-haired rabbit beside her with concern.
"No...it's okay..." Jiu Jie also recovered from being shouted by Hua Linglong, and crawled up while rubbing his buttocks.
With such a strong physical body, he actually felt the painful feeling of being kicked and almost prolapsed. Jiu Jie was already full of resentment towards the mustache who sneaked up on him.
Next time we meet, I will definitely kick you back!
But you rabbit really give me a long face.
Jiu Jie lowered his head and looked at the calm rabbit in relief. When the rabbit bit someone, Jiu Jie felt like he was biting someone, so he felt elated!
"Ouch! How could it be like this? Those two little thieves are really abominable. What kind of evil did I do in this mandarin duck building!"
Liu's mother, who was scared into hiding by the slap duo, and all the girls from Yuanyanglou complained deeply at the moment.
"It's too much to find those two people out!"
One after another, people climbed onto the shore from the water, speaking angrily with half of their swollen face with palm prints on it, which immediately aroused a resonance.
"Are you alright?" Huang Tianci, the only intact young man in the field, walked to Jiu Jie and asked.
"Don't let me meet those two guys next time!" Jiu Jie gritted his teeth.
"Those two people don't seem to be simple." Huang Tianci leaned towards Jiu Jie and said softly, "I saw that the blood of the two of them is golden."
"It doesn't matter what kind of blood he is, next time I'll kick their asses to bloom!" Jiu Jie rubbed his ass.
The oiran conference was messed up just like that, and the men who got slapped lost interest in continuing to visit the brothel, dragging their wet clothes and going home one by one.
Soon there were only Jiujie, Huang Tianci and Yuanyanglou left.
"Are you still receiving people here?" Jiu Jie felt that his buttocks had improved a lot, and looked up at Hua Linglong and said.
"Oh, ah?" Hua Linglong looked at the deserted venue and nodded, "Even if there are only two left, they are still guests of Yuanyang Building."
"Oh, what kind of bad luck is this today!" Mother Liu was still complaining, but suddenly felt a golden light flash in front of her eyes.
A great handful of golden beads rolled down at her feet.
"Is this money enough? Let's all be happier." Jiujie pulled the speechless Huang Tianci directly into the mandarin duck building.
"Oh, haha, girls, be happy, be happy." Mother Liu's eyes suddenly lit up, she looked at Jiu Jie passing by with a smile, and came forward to greet her enthusiastically.
"What kind of girls do you like, my lord? The girls in our mandarin duck house are all all kinds of beautiful girls."
"Ah? Do you still have to choose?" Jiu Jie wanted to joke that everyone would listen to it the same way.
Is there any difference between jokes?
You have to listen to it all for the first time.
Thinking about it, Jiu Jie smiled and turned to look at Mama Liu
"Why don't you come all over again."
"Huh?" Mother Liu was dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!" Huang Tianci covered his face with his hands.
"Can't you?" Jiu Jie asked suspiciously.
"Okay... okay, anyway, there are only two young masters tonight, as long as you are happy." Mother Liu replied quickly.
"You are so old, can you tell jokes?" Jiu Jie glanced at Liu's mother.
"Huh?" Mother Liu felt that her brain circuit could not keep up with the rhythm of Jiujie
"What do you mean, son?"
"Are you more experienced than them?" Jiu Jie asked again.
"Ah?" Liu's mother blushed in a rare old way. "If you like it, young master, it's not impossible."
"Then you, come too." Jiu Jie made a decision with a big wave of his hand.
"I... want to go out for a walk." Huang Tianci couldn't bear it anymore.
"Why are you going, I finally came to play, you come with me." Jiu Jie put his arms around Huang Tianci's shoulders, Huang Tianci naturally couldn't break free.
"Where does it start?" Jiu Jie put his arms around Huang Tianci and looked at Mama Liu.
"Girls, lead the two sons upstairs." Mother Liu shouted to the surrounding Yingyingyanyans.
"Young master~ this way."
A group of women immediately surrounded the two of Jiu Jie.
"Hey, hey, I'll go by myself."
"Why are you pulling my clothes?"
"Don't hold my hand."
"Who touched my ass?"
"Don't move, don't move, we will go by ourselves."
Jiu Jie felt that this group of women was too scary, how could anyone receive guests like this, it was too barbaric!
Jiu Jie, who was flushed all over his face, felt his head dizzy, dragged Huang Tianci to escape from the encirclement of the women like flying, went upstairs and directly broke into a room.
"Sir, please slow down~"
A group of women chased after them.
A purple-haired rabbit jumped up the stairs following the swarming crowd.
Mother Liu and Hua Linglong who were walking behind looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Hey, you said that the rich young master is playing too much now!"
"Mom, Linglong thinks that young master is pretty good."
"I even fell in love with my mother, he is really unique." Mama Liu sighed.
"Puff, then I'll see how he molested mom later." Hua Linglong couldn't help laughing as she thought about it.
"Hey, you girl even dares to play jokes on me!" Mother Liu patted Hua Linglong lightly.
Upstairs, in the room.
"I want to go out!" Huang Tianci felt that he was going crazy, how could he agree to accompany this guy to the brothel.
"Quickly tell a joke, why are you crowding here?" Jiu Jie felt that this group of women was too scary and not fun at all.
The old man lied to me!
Jiu Jie feels that he has been cheated.
"All stop!"
Jiu Jie covered his chest with his hands and roared.
The roar that contained the power of cultivation shocked all the girls present, even Hua Linglong and Mama Liu who had just entered were stunned on the spot.
"You guys are so boring." Jiu Jie tidied up the clothes on his chest, "How can you tell a joke like this?"
Jiu Jie was heartbroken and felt that these women had deviated from their own work and were deceiving customers.
"I feel a deep impetuousness in you."
"If you don't calm down, how can you tell a good joke."
"That's all, let me tell you a passage first."
As he said that, Jiu Jie actually climbed onto the bed and sat up to meditate. The golden scriptures flashed across his eyes, the supreme Buddhist scriptures were running, and an involuntarily calming breath appeared on Jiu Jie.
Just this breath made all the women with no or low cultivation in the field involuntarily calm down, and looked at Jiu Jie with pious light in their eyes.
Even Huang Tianci was attracted by the Nine Precepts. Under the influence of the breath of the Supreme Buddhist Sutra, Huang Tianci's heart was at peace at this moment.
"Namo, Aye (na mo, ou li ye). Polu Jiedi, Shuo Bo La Ye (po luo jie di, shuo bo la ye), Bodhi Sa Duo Po Ye (pu ti sa duo po ye) , Maha Sa Duo Po Ye (mo he sa duo po ye) Maha, Galuni Gaya (mo he, jia lu ni jia ye). Om, Sa Bo La Fa Yi (an, sa bo la fa yi) ..."
Just like that, Jiujie spoke the scriptures in the brothel with a holy face.
Looking at the devout faces of the girls, Jiu Jie suddenly felt that he had an epiphany of his master's good intentions.
The master just wanted to let himself use the Buddhist scriptures to save this group of impetuous brothels all the way to the imperial city.
Master, I will definitely do it, this must be an amazing way of cultivation.
(End of this chapter)
"Young man, are you alright?"
Hua Linglong was the first to come back to her senses, looking at Jiu Jie who was lying downstairs with her buttocks up, but she couldn't help but look at the purple-haired rabbit beside her with concern.
"No...it's okay..." Jiu Jie also recovered from being shouted by Hua Linglong, and crawled up while rubbing his buttocks.
With such a strong physical body, he actually felt the painful feeling of being kicked and almost prolapsed. Jiu Jie was already full of resentment towards the mustache who sneaked up on him.
Next time we meet, I will definitely kick you back!
But you rabbit really give me a long face.
Jiu Jie lowered his head and looked at the calm rabbit in relief. When the rabbit bit someone, Jiu Jie felt like he was biting someone, so he felt elated!
"Ouch! How could it be like this? Those two little thieves are really abominable. What kind of evil did I do in this mandarin duck building!"
Liu's mother, who was scared into hiding by the slap duo, and all the girls from Yuanyanglou complained deeply at the moment.
"It's too much to find those two people out!"
One after another, people climbed onto the shore from the water, speaking angrily with half of their swollen face with palm prints on it, which immediately aroused a resonance.
"Are you alright?" Huang Tianci, the only intact young man in the field, walked to Jiu Jie and asked.
"Don't let me meet those two guys next time!" Jiu Jie gritted his teeth.
"Those two people don't seem to be simple." Huang Tianci leaned towards Jiu Jie and said softly, "I saw that the blood of the two of them is golden."
"It doesn't matter what kind of blood he is, next time I'll kick their asses to bloom!" Jiu Jie rubbed his ass.
The oiran conference was messed up just like that, and the men who got slapped lost interest in continuing to visit the brothel, dragging their wet clothes and going home one by one.
Soon there were only Jiujie, Huang Tianci and Yuanyanglou left.
"Are you still receiving people here?" Jiu Jie felt that his buttocks had improved a lot, and looked up at Hua Linglong and said.
"Oh, ah?" Hua Linglong looked at the deserted venue and nodded, "Even if there are only two left, they are still guests of Yuanyang Building."
"Oh, what kind of bad luck is this today!" Mother Liu was still complaining, but suddenly felt a golden light flash in front of her eyes.
A great handful of golden beads rolled down at her feet.
"Is this money enough? Let's all be happier." Jiujie pulled the speechless Huang Tianci directly into the mandarin duck building.
"Oh, haha, girls, be happy, be happy." Mother Liu's eyes suddenly lit up, she looked at Jiu Jie passing by with a smile, and came forward to greet her enthusiastically.
"What kind of girls do you like, my lord? The girls in our mandarin duck house are all all kinds of beautiful girls."
"Ah? Do you still have to choose?" Jiu Jie wanted to joke that everyone would listen to it the same way.
Is there any difference between jokes?
You have to listen to it all for the first time.
Thinking about it, Jiu Jie smiled and turned to look at Mama Liu
"Why don't you come all over again."
"Huh?" Mother Liu was dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!" Huang Tianci covered his face with his hands.
"Can't you?" Jiu Jie asked suspiciously.
"Okay... okay, anyway, there are only two young masters tonight, as long as you are happy." Mother Liu replied quickly.
"You are so old, can you tell jokes?" Jiu Jie glanced at Liu's mother.
"Huh?" Mother Liu felt that her brain circuit could not keep up with the rhythm of Jiujie
"What do you mean, son?"
"Are you more experienced than them?" Jiu Jie asked again.
"Ah?" Liu's mother blushed in a rare old way. "If you like it, young master, it's not impossible."
"Then you, come too." Jiu Jie made a decision with a big wave of his hand.
"I... want to go out for a walk." Huang Tianci couldn't bear it anymore.
"Why are you going, I finally came to play, you come with me." Jiu Jie put his arms around Huang Tianci's shoulders, Huang Tianci naturally couldn't break free.
"Where does it start?" Jiu Jie put his arms around Huang Tianci and looked at Mama Liu.
"Girls, lead the two sons upstairs." Mother Liu shouted to the surrounding Yingyingyanyans.
"Young master~ this way."
A group of women immediately surrounded the two of Jiu Jie.
"Hey, hey, I'll go by myself."
"Why are you pulling my clothes?"
"Don't hold my hand."
"Who touched my ass?"
"Don't move, don't move, we will go by ourselves."
Jiu Jie felt that this group of women was too scary, how could anyone receive guests like this, it was too barbaric!
Jiu Jie, who was flushed all over his face, felt his head dizzy, dragged Huang Tianci to escape from the encirclement of the women like flying, went upstairs and directly broke into a room.
"Sir, please slow down~"
A group of women chased after them.
A purple-haired rabbit jumped up the stairs following the swarming crowd.
Mother Liu and Hua Linglong who were walking behind looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Hey, you said that the rich young master is playing too much now!"
"Mom, Linglong thinks that young master is pretty good."
"I even fell in love with my mother, he is really unique." Mama Liu sighed.
"Puff, then I'll see how he molested mom later." Hua Linglong couldn't help laughing as she thought about it.
"Hey, you girl even dares to play jokes on me!" Mother Liu patted Hua Linglong lightly.
Upstairs, in the room.
"I want to go out!" Huang Tianci felt that he was going crazy, how could he agree to accompany this guy to the brothel.
"Quickly tell a joke, why are you crowding here?" Jiu Jie felt that this group of women was too scary and not fun at all.
The old man lied to me!
Jiu Jie feels that he has been cheated.
"All stop!"
Jiu Jie covered his chest with his hands and roared.
The roar that contained the power of cultivation shocked all the girls present, even Hua Linglong and Mama Liu who had just entered were stunned on the spot.
"You guys are so boring." Jiu Jie tidied up the clothes on his chest, "How can you tell a joke like this?"
Jiu Jie was heartbroken and felt that these women had deviated from their own work and were deceiving customers.
"I feel a deep impetuousness in you."
"If you don't calm down, how can you tell a good joke."
"That's all, let me tell you a passage first."
As he said that, Jiu Jie actually climbed onto the bed and sat up to meditate. The golden scriptures flashed across his eyes, the supreme Buddhist scriptures were running, and an involuntarily calming breath appeared on Jiu Jie.
Just this breath made all the women with no or low cultivation in the field involuntarily calm down, and looked at Jiu Jie with pious light in their eyes.
Even Huang Tianci was attracted by the Nine Precepts. Under the influence of the breath of the Supreme Buddhist Sutra, Huang Tianci's heart was at peace at this moment.
"Namo, Aye (na mo, ou li ye). Polu Jiedi, Shuo Bo La Ye (po luo jie di, shuo bo la ye), Bodhi Sa Duo Po Ye (pu ti sa duo po ye) , Maha Sa Duo Po Ye (mo he sa duo po ye) Maha, Galuni Gaya (mo he, jia lu ni jia ye). Om, Sa Bo La Fa Yi (an, sa bo la fa yi) ..."
Just like that, Jiujie spoke the scriptures in the brothel with a holy face.
Looking at the devout faces of the girls, Jiu Jie suddenly felt that he had an epiphany of his master's good intentions.
The master just wanted to let himself use the Buddhist scriptures to save this group of impetuous brothels all the way to the imperial city.
Master, I will definitely do it, this must be an amazing way of cultivation.
(End of this chapter)
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