The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 218 Jeremy spoke in the classroom today

Chapter 218 Jeremy spoke in the classroom today

After a long wait, the slam dunk contest finally started.

It was still Sprite's all-green opening, with Derek Williams of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Chase Budinger of the Houston Rockets, Paul George of the Indiana Pacers, and Jeremy Evans of the Utah Jazz.

The fans didn't give face, and the Amway Center booed everywhere.

It's not because they are rude, if it wasn't for the host's introduction, the fans wouldn't even know where these guys came from...

When the slam dunk contest list came out a few days ago, it had already been sprayed by the media and fans.

ESPN expert writer Palmer said immediately:

"Pray! Maybe in the 2013 dunk contest, we can see James, Griffin, McGee, Rose and Wall..."

Just look at the NBA's top ten balls of the day:
Except for Tu Man who will definitely occupy half of the country, guys like Griffin, Rose, James, and Wade are the protagonists of dunking...

However, Tu Man was in front of Zhu Yu in the previous session, and they had no confidence at all.

Unexpectedly, no one signed up for the competition, James missed the appointment as usual, Griffin and McGee shook their heads like rattles——

Dunk?

There is Tuman here, what a joke!
As a result, the scene was extremely embarrassing for a time, and the NBA had to find a group of cats and dogs to make up the numbers.

Except for Tuman, this year's contestants have no gimmicks.

He doesn't even have a star opponent, so it's better to just give an award to Tu Man!

When Tu Man came on the stage, the boos turned back to cheers in an instant, and the fans unanimously held up ten signs. He hasn't started the game yet, but the result has already come out...

Because, the NBA has changed the rules again!

The Hall of Fame judges all packed up and left, and the champion was decided entirely by fans' votes.

The new competition system only has one round of competition. Each player has three dunk opportunities. After completing the first dunk, fans can start voting, and the player with the highest number of votes will win the dunk championship.

There is no doubt that Tuman is already.

In order to avoid the cold field, as the defending champion, Tu Man was arranged to play in the finale.

Then, the fans started yawning.

Parody is the theme of this year's dunk contest.

How can anyone be interested in such a perfunctory behavior with poor physical fitness and copying ideas?

Jamie Evans dunked with a double ball, copying McGee's idea from last year.

Chase Budinger dunks blindfolded, emulating Suns predecessor Cedric Ceballos' 1992 title-winning dunk.

The action of Derek Williams flying over the motorcycle attracted deafening boos from the audience. You must know that Griffin is flying a car!
How about you fly an F-16?
Paul George's first move was a dunk over two dunks, but teammate Hibbert was too high, and he failed to succeed twice in a row.

For the third time, Roy Hibbert, the tough guy, finally got the hang of it.

When Paul George flew over, he lowered his head in cooperation, and George pressed his shoulder, making a successful leap and dunking.

Flying a person, still have to press the shoulder?

Have you ever seen the mascot of my Tuman flying over, that drifting space journey...

In the atmosphere of nostalgia, Tuman appeared.

The staff brought up a set of old sofas. Of course, this was not the one that Jeremy Lin slept on. There was not enough time. It was picked up from the junk pile in the warehouse of the Amway Center.

They put the sofa behind the free throw line, and Jeremy Lin pulled a ragged blanket and lay down on the sofa with a basketball in his arms.

After flicking it, dust was everywhere...

Jeremy Lin sneezed, quickly covered his mouth and nose, and wrapped the blanket tightly.

The fans all burst into laughter.

This is not a stage effect, this torn blanket is also brought in from the warehouse, probably from the previous page of the last century, and it is covered with dust.

Jeremy Lin reacted quickly, obviously choking, but he acted like he was catching a cold.

However, he felt a little drummed in his heart:
Will Landry Fields come to me later to fight desperately, after all, he doesn't have such a broken sofa and blanket at home...

When everything was ready, Tu Man appeared.

He was holding a huge trophy in his hand, almost a meter high, and fans could even see the words engraved on it through close-up:
Eastern Conference Player of the Week - Jeremy Lin!

There is no Player of the Week trophy in the NBA. This is temporarily made by Tu Man with plaster. The workmanship is relatively rough, but the outer skin is plated with gold, and the shape imitates the Larry O'Brien Cup. At first glance, it is quite shocking. of……

Seeing this trophy, the fans were overjoyed again.

This guy Tuman, how his head grows, he always has ingenious ideas!

The background music was "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam.

This song is the repertoire of Madison Square Garden during this time. It has been used to praise the crazy Jeremy Lin, but it is actually not a happy song.

Its origin is that a 15-year-old boy in Texas, Jeremy, committed suicide in front of his classmates in front of his classmates.

Later, Zhu Cong Eddie Vedder of the Pearl Jam band saw this incident in the newspaper, and he was full of anger and regret, so he came up with this song.

The lyric that has been circulating, "Jamie gave a speech in the classroom today", is actually an irony.

In fact, Jamie has been silent, like air.

However, after Jeremy Lin was born, he gave the song a new connotation. When he scored [-] or [-] points and led the Knicks to defend their home court, the phrase "Jamie spoke in the classroom today", It's full of inspiration!
Today is also the same, the music sounded, and the fans were instantly ignited, cheering:

"Je-re-my! Je-re-my! Je-re-my..."

Holding the trophy, Tu Man started to start in the midfield.

When he ran to the free throw line, he paused with his feet and rose into the air, while shrinking his body into a ball.

At this moment, Jeremy Lin rubbed his eyes and sat up suddenly.

Tu Man flew over his head, Jeremy Lin raised the basketball, Tu Man fished it down, grabbed the basketball, and threw the trophy into his arms at the same time...

Jeremy Lin almost missed it!

Before Tu Man looked like he was lifting weights lightly, he thought this thing was hollow, and he didn't know until it fell on his stomach——

This riding horse is solid!
A one-meter-high solid plaster trophy, whoever holds it will know...

Tuman's movement is very difficult. If he is not careful, he may kick Jeremy Lin or miss the ball, but his excellent bounce ensures safety.

After passing Jeremy Lin, Tu Man opened his body, straightened his waist, raised his whole body again, held the basketball in both hands, lifted it high, and glided down——

"boom!"

The basket is bent, the rack is crumbling...

Tu Man swung his whole body behind the backboard, shook his arms, and pulled them back.

Hanging on the basket with one arm, he turned around and punched Jeremy Lin.

Behind him, Jeremy Lin stood on the sofa with his teeth bared, heaved a sigh of relief, and lifted up this——

A one-meter-tall gold trophy...

(End of this chapter)

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