The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 219 Let go of that Emma, ​​let me fuck!

Tu Man jumped off the basket and ran over to hug Jeremy Lin.

Jeremy Lin complained bitterly:
"Big Saoman, you almost smashed me to death!"

Tu Man shook his head with a smile:

"Impossible. I just aimed at your stomach. If I really want to hit you, I have to move down three inches..."

Move down three inches?

Please be yourself!
Jeremy Lin wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't.

Shirley Miller has come over and patted Jeremy Lin with a smile:

"Young man, are you doing well?"

Jeremy Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and handed over the trophy:
"I didn't act, it's really heavy!"

Shirley Miller didn't believe it, but she didn't hold it up, wrapping her arms around the trophy.

Jeremy Lin let go, and Shirley Miller stepped back three steps before stopping.

With a look of shock:

"Is this thing solid?"

Jeremy Lin nodded, you think I am an acting school, but I am actually an experience school!
Tu Man took the weight of Grandma Miller, walked to the audience, stuffed the trophy into the arms of a big white fat man, and said with a smile:

"I'll see you off, brother!"

The fat man collapsed in an instant, wailing:

"Help, whoever took this damn trophy away, I can't breathe..."

Tu Man shrugged, turned and left.

This puffiness!

The fans around him rescued the purple-faced fat man and passed the trophy all the way up. Only then did the fans realize:
This guy Tu Man is really amazing!

This seemingly unremarkable slam dunk was lifted up in an instant, holding a weight of seventy or eighty catties, jumping from the free throw line, and even flying over the sofa?
Tu Man's votes rose wildly...

The second round begins.

Budinger had a big windmill in both hands, and the scene was peaceful.

Evans jumped up and dunked for a long time, and Iguodala looked like a thorn in his back, and held up the zero-point sign.

Of course, this doesn't count.

Williams and Rubio ran mid-air, without technical content, booed.

After Paul George came on the field, all the lights on the field went out, he turned around in the dark and succeeded in a 360° dunk, and he was also booed...

This plagiarism is too sloppy!
If you can't jump 720°, it's because of your talent. Anyway, if you wear a brutal rainbow cloak, the visual effect is not bad, isn't it?

It's time for the butchery to play again.

But the lights didn't come on, instead the episode "Small Knife Club Prelude" from "A Chinese Journey to the West" sounded. Amidst the sound of drums, everyone knew that Tu Man was going to do something again!

Sure enough, halfway through the melody, a beam of light fell from the sky.

In the circle of light is a beautiful woman in ancient costume wearing a silk-engraved golden phoenix tight-fitting water-sleeved top, a purple smoked gauze skirt, and a big bow tied with gold silk soft smoke around her waist. Thin waist, Gu Pan graceful...

Upon closer inspection, I was immediately taken aback:
Emma Watson?
She painted Chinese-style retro makeup, her face was creamy, her crescent eyebrows were drawn into her temples, her forehead was a plum blossom, her black eyes were shining like stars, her small cherry mouth was as delicate as drops, and the two strands of hair on her cheeks were blowing in the wind. soul……

Oh my god, is this still Emma Watson?
Wow, what a fairy!
No no no, fairy and desire!

Butcher this animal, what does he want to do to the goddess?
The Amway Center was ignited in an instant, and the fans burst into the most enthusiastic cheers since the opening, looking forward to Tu Man's dunk even more...

At this time, another beam of light fell from the sky.

Tu Man appeared in the circle of light. He was wearing a golden chain mail, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, and cloud shoes on his feet. The red cloak fluttered in the wind behind his back, and the golden cudgel in his hand was shining...

The fans were stunned, what kind of costume is this?
With this suit of armor and those boots, can you really fly?

Across the ocean, the fans in front of the TV jumped up instantly, Tu Man is still a series, last year's colorful auspicious clouds, this year the great sage got married?

Amidst the sound of the music, Tu Man walked up to Emma, ​​circled around with stick flowers, and half knelt down.

Emma smiled sweetly, turned around, her sleeves fluttered, her long skirt fluttered, and the Amway Center erupted with wild howls from the animals...

Emma stopped, bowed and kissed Tu Man's forehead.

The howling of the cattle turned into a whine...

Emma didn't care, lifted her long skirt lightly, walked over, turned around and sat on Tu Man's broad shoulders, a big cattail fan wrapped around her slender waist.

Seeing this, fans have guessed:
Tu Man thinks the trophy is not heavy enough, so he is going to carry someone on his back to dunk it!

The animals at the scene, who were full of arrows, speculated maliciously:

Emma is so important. Is it as important as that trophy? If you have the kind, you can carry O'Neill on it!

Brother, you are a man...

Tu Man stood up slowly, looked up at Emma, ​​the beauty was smiling, and her eyes were like silk, so he took a stick flower and put the golden cudgel back into his waist.

Walking to the bottom corner of the court, he stopped, the basketball bounced, and he grabbed it.

Lifting it up, Emma stretched out her slender hand, and Lanhua picked up the basketball with her fingers.

At this time, billowing white mist rises from the bottom of the basket, gradually filling the bottom of the basket, and suddenly lights are everywhere, and the white mist instantly turns into seven-color auspicious clouds...

Tu Man pulled out the golden cudgel, swung it backwards, and started to run along the baseline. Suddenly, he soared into the air, and threw the stick forward, where the golden light shone, pierced through the basket!
Emma quickly stuffed the basketball into his hands.

Carrying Emma on his back, Tu Man gradually rose, put the ball behind his waist, drew a circle, slid down, and with a "boom", his whole arm pierced into the basket!

The basket groaned in pain, and the frame swayed.

Tu Man didn't draw out his arm, he installed a steel plate on his arm today, it can be hung forever!
So he stretched his arm horizontally, put it on the basket, and supported Emma's waist.

With the momentum of dunking and leaping, gently swinging...

On the top of the colorful auspicious clouds, Fairy Zixia is sitting on the shoulders of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, with fluttering sleeves and fluttering belts, and she is actually swinging on a swing!

The picture is beautiful, and the Amway Center is in a state of tranquility.

On the other side of the ocean, millions of fiancées burst into tears holding the TV:
Who is going to take away Emma's monster?

With black colored contact lenses, can I pretend to be Zixia Fairy?

Tu Man, let go of that Emma!

put me on...

At the end of the song, the lights came on, and Tu Man jumped off the basket lightly.

Cheers erupted from the Amway Center. Although the fans didn't understand this scene, they were basically aesthetically pleasing.

This dunk is really good looking!

Tu Man put Emma down from his shoulders and hugged her to his chest.

Emma stretched out her jade-like arms, hugged Tu Man's neck, and pursed her red lips:

"Tu Man, kiss me!"

Tu Man lowered his head, kissed the bright red flower, and started to spin.

The white mist gradually dissipated, the purple dress fluttered, and the red cloak fluttered...

Barkley, who was in charge of the commentary, covered his eyes and screamed strangely:
"Ah, my titanium alloy dog ​​is blind!"

There were screams all over the field, and the animals received [-] critical hits. They vowed never to vote for the animal Tu Man again, but their fingers still pressed send involuntarily...

(End of this chapter)