The toughest man in the NBA
Chapter 220 No matter if I can or not, I will say dirty!
Chapter 220 No matter if I can or not, I will swear!
At the strong request of the fans at the scene, Tu Man's dunk was replayed ten times.
So much so that the slow-motion replay on the big screen just ended until the "suffocating" kiss of the century between Tu Man and Emma ended.
Tu Man put Emma on the audience seat, licked his lips with unsatisfied desire, and walked back.
Shirley Miller laughed:
"Tu Man, have you ever studied directing? The two short films just now are enough for you to win a statuette at the Oscars!"
Tu Man laughed loudly:
"I studied law in college, can't you think of it?"
Shirley Miller shook her head, and added:
"Fans feel that Emma is too light and not challenging. Do you want to choose a man and perform it again?"
Tu Man said suspiciously:
"Is this a playoff?"
Shirley Miller immediately shook her head:
"No, no, this is just a joke, you can refuse..."
Tu Man laughed and said:
"I accept, this challenge is fun!"
After that, he held up the microphone, made a horn with his hand, and shouted in all directions:
"Shaq, Superman, Big Shark, Big Diesel, Big Cactus, Big Sewer, Big Clover, Big Terminator, Big Aristotle, where are you all—where?"
In fact, Tuman had already seen O'Neill sitting in the commentary seat, next to Barkley.
It's just that he reacted faster. When Shirley Miller said to let Tuman choose a man, O'Neill knew that things were not going to be fun...
In the entire Amway Center, is there another strange man who is so fresh and refined?
Before Tu Man could speak, he hid behind the table!
Hearing Tuman calling his nickname constantly, O'Neill was extremely proud:
Fatty Ben is hiding here, not going anywhere, hum!
At this time, the fans at the scene suddenly burst into laughter. It turned out that the camera helped Tuman find O'Neill, and took a close-up of his big buttocks...
O'Neill is still in the dark. From his understanding, if Tuman finds him, he should yell in surprise:
"Haha, I found you, fat man!"
Tu Man's voice remained silent. Amidst the laughter of the fans, Tu Man put down the microphone, walked slowly towards the commentary booth with his hips crossed, with a relaxed and playful expression on his face.
The reason for the relaxation, and the reason why he is either wearing a long gown or armor today—
It is unanimous!
At the beginning of February, after winning the player of the month, Tu Man had ten pieces of meat. He was selected as the starter of the NBA All-Star Game and gave eight pieces. He won the rookie game MVP and gave another eight pieces. This week is the best, Tuman has 29 pieces in stock...
Think about my aunt, oh no, ALS just came.
It's safe for now!
In order to better ensure the completion of several moves in the slam dunk contest, before the start of the game, Tu Man gritted his teeth and spent 28 muscle redemption rights!
Respectively exchanged what is required for the Kirin arm:
Biceps, coracobrachialis, brachialis, shoulders, deltoids, triceps, anconeus, brachioradialis
And the core strength groups of the chest and back:
Pectoralis major, pectoralis minor, quadratus lumborum, trapezius, latissimus dorsi, levator scapulae.
Now that the relatively large muscles of the entire upper body have been exchanged, if you are not sure about carrying O'Neill, wouldn't it be an embarrassment to the exchange system?
O'Neill was hiding comfortably, when suddenly his belt tightened, causing a sharp pain in his abdomen. He jumped over the commentary booth and flew up like a cloud...
"Ah, help..."
I couldn't help screaming, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in my abdomen, and the screaming stopped abruptly.
Like throwing a sack, he threw O'Neal in a circle.
In the end, the buttocks were forward and the head was backward, lying helplessly on Tuman's golden chain mail!
Tuman walked to the basket, O'Neal began to beg for mercy:
"Brother, let me down quickly, I have a fear of heights, this will kill me..."
If Tu Man didn't speak, he wouldn't believe it!
A big insider who was flying and playing ball ten years ago said that he has a fear of heights. Go and ask those background boards that you have deducted before to agree?
She gave Shirley Miller an "OK" gesture, and the latter asked in surprise:
"Tu Man, don't you need a run-up?"
Tu Man shook his head, he is always strong when he encounters the strong, Ao Pang's weight, just to test this pair of unicorn arms, how is it...
He has a standing height of 2 meters, and the height of the basket is only 92 meters. As long as he can carry O'Neal and jump 3 centimeters, it is considered a dunk!
Of course, how could Tu Man reluctantly buckle?
He has a jump of 102 centimeters in place, and if he doesn't play tricks, he will be sorry for Ao Pang who is so scared that he is blindfolded on his shoulders...
Tu Man squatted slightly, O'Neill felt a little weightless, and was about to tell Tu Man to hold himself tighter, when suddenly a strong lifting force flew up against him!
The camera captured this scene just in time:
I saw Tu Man, who was as burly as a giant in armor, took off into the air carrying a super fat shark that was almost as tall as him, but twice as round!
The basket slowly approached, and Tu Man's head went through it.
Continuing to rise, O'Neill's chubby butt hit the lower edge of the backboard, but when he heard him cry out in pain, Tu Man tightened his arms around his waist.
Take a deep breath, straighten your waist, and the basketball starts to draw a circle from the back of your waist...
"boom!"
The basketball fell and bounced away.
Tu Man took O'Neill, landed steadily, and put him down gently. Ao Pang staggered, his legs were so weak now...
Carrying the Emma buckle is an action, and it is a big windmill.
The difference is that Tuman's burden is three times heavier, and he has changed to take off on the spot, and his head is over the basket...
The Amway Center was full of frogs again, and the fans almost knelt down.
If you say to carry O'Neill, just carry it?
Really tough!
In such a harsh competition environment, the third round began.
Everyone at the scene, including the fans, Tu Man and the other four parties, had a tacit understanding of a question:
At this time, wouldn't an ordinary dunk be a public execution?
Everyone knows clearly that the champion of the slam dunk contest, and only Tu Man is eligible to win it, but the opponents have to take turns to make a fool of themselves...
Why can't you admit defeat?
After grinding for a while, four people came out one by one:
Budinger flew personally.
The fans are expressionless, what's wrong with flying someone, why don't you fly a space shuttle?
Evans paid tribute to Karl Malone again. A courier brother ran on the field and delivered a Karl Malone jersey. After he put it on, he jumped over the courier brother.
The fans are still expressionless, can't Brother Fei Express come?
Why don't you fly a courier car?
Williams was visibly nervous in the last move, and Rubio threw him a few good shots, all of which were wasted.
Reduce the difficulty, but still can't get in...
In the end, this kid smashed the can, removed all the designed moves, and dunked with both hands after getting the bouncing ball!
There were boos everywhere, and the fans sweared:
Since you are so perfunctory, why did you come to this place to fuck Jiba, who was riding a horse?
(End of this chapter)
At the strong request of the fans at the scene, Tu Man's dunk was replayed ten times.
So much so that the slow-motion replay on the big screen just ended until the "suffocating" kiss of the century between Tu Man and Emma ended.
Tu Man put Emma on the audience seat, licked his lips with unsatisfied desire, and walked back.
Shirley Miller laughed:
"Tu Man, have you ever studied directing? The two short films just now are enough for you to win a statuette at the Oscars!"
Tu Man laughed loudly:
"I studied law in college, can't you think of it?"
Shirley Miller shook her head, and added:
"Fans feel that Emma is too light and not challenging. Do you want to choose a man and perform it again?"
Tu Man said suspiciously:
"Is this a playoff?"
Shirley Miller immediately shook her head:
"No, no, this is just a joke, you can refuse..."
Tu Man laughed and said:
"I accept, this challenge is fun!"
After that, he held up the microphone, made a horn with his hand, and shouted in all directions:
"Shaq, Superman, Big Shark, Big Diesel, Big Cactus, Big Sewer, Big Clover, Big Terminator, Big Aristotle, where are you all—where?"
In fact, Tuman had already seen O'Neill sitting in the commentary seat, next to Barkley.
It's just that he reacted faster. When Shirley Miller said to let Tuman choose a man, O'Neill knew that things were not going to be fun...
In the entire Amway Center, is there another strange man who is so fresh and refined?
Before Tu Man could speak, he hid behind the table!
Hearing Tuman calling his nickname constantly, O'Neill was extremely proud:
Fatty Ben is hiding here, not going anywhere, hum!
At this time, the fans at the scene suddenly burst into laughter. It turned out that the camera helped Tuman find O'Neill, and took a close-up of his big buttocks...
O'Neill is still in the dark. From his understanding, if Tuman finds him, he should yell in surprise:
"Haha, I found you, fat man!"
Tu Man's voice remained silent. Amidst the laughter of the fans, Tu Man put down the microphone, walked slowly towards the commentary booth with his hips crossed, with a relaxed and playful expression on his face.
The reason for the relaxation, and the reason why he is either wearing a long gown or armor today—
It is unanimous!
At the beginning of February, after winning the player of the month, Tu Man had ten pieces of meat. He was selected as the starter of the NBA All-Star Game and gave eight pieces. He won the rookie game MVP and gave another eight pieces. This week is the best, Tuman has 29 pieces in stock...
Think about my aunt, oh no, ALS just came.
It's safe for now!
In order to better ensure the completion of several moves in the slam dunk contest, before the start of the game, Tu Man gritted his teeth and spent 28 muscle redemption rights!
Respectively exchanged what is required for the Kirin arm:
Biceps, coracobrachialis, brachialis, shoulders, deltoids, triceps, anconeus, brachioradialis
And the core strength groups of the chest and back:
Pectoralis major, pectoralis minor, quadratus lumborum, trapezius, latissimus dorsi, levator scapulae.
Now that the relatively large muscles of the entire upper body have been exchanged, if you are not sure about carrying O'Neill, wouldn't it be an embarrassment to the exchange system?
O'Neill was hiding comfortably, when suddenly his belt tightened, causing a sharp pain in his abdomen. He jumped over the commentary booth and flew up like a cloud...
"Ah, help..."
I couldn't help screaming, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in my abdomen, and the screaming stopped abruptly.
Like throwing a sack, he threw O'Neal in a circle.
In the end, the buttocks were forward and the head was backward, lying helplessly on Tuman's golden chain mail!
Tuman walked to the basket, O'Neal began to beg for mercy:
"Brother, let me down quickly, I have a fear of heights, this will kill me..."
If Tu Man didn't speak, he wouldn't believe it!
A big insider who was flying and playing ball ten years ago said that he has a fear of heights. Go and ask those background boards that you have deducted before to agree?
She gave Shirley Miller an "OK" gesture, and the latter asked in surprise:
"Tu Man, don't you need a run-up?"
Tu Man shook his head, he is always strong when he encounters the strong, Ao Pang's weight, just to test this pair of unicorn arms, how is it...
He has a standing height of 2 meters, and the height of the basket is only 92 meters. As long as he can carry O'Neal and jump 3 centimeters, it is considered a dunk!
Of course, how could Tu Man reluctantly buckle?
He has a jump of 102 centimeters in place, and if he doesn't play tricks, he will be sorry for Ao Pang who is so scared that he is blindfolded on his shoulders...
Tu Man squatted slightly, O'Neill felt a little weightless, and was about to tell Tu Man to hold himself tighter, when suddenly a strong lifting force flew up against him!
The camera captured this scene just in time:
I saw Tu Man, who was as burly as a giant in armor, took off into the air carrying a super fat shark that was almost as tall as him, but twice as round!
The basket slowly approached, and Tu Man's head went through it.
Continuing to rise, O'Neill's chubby butt hit the lower edge of the backboard, but when he heard him cry out in pain, Tu Man tightened his arms around his waist.
Take a deep breath, straighten your waist, and the basketball starts to draw a circle from the back of your waist...
"boom!"
The basketball fell and bounced away.
Tu Man took O'Neill, landed steadily, and put him down gently. Ao Pang staggered, his legs were so weak now...
Carrying the Emma buckle is an action, and it is a big windmill.
The difference is that Tuman's burden is three times heavier, and he has changed to take off on the spot, and his head is over the basket...
The Amway Center was full of frogs again, and the fans almost knelt down.
If you say to carry O'Neill, just carry it?
Really tough!
In such a harsh competition environment, the third round began.
Everyone at the scene, including the fans, Tu Man and the other four parties, had a tacit understanding of a question:
At this time, wouldn't an ordinary dunk be a public execution?
Everyone knows clearly that the champion of the slam dunk contest, and only Tu Man is eligible to win it, but the opponents have to take turns to make a fool of themselves...
Why can't you admit defeat?
After grinding for a while, four people came out one by one:
Budinger flew personally.
The fans are expressionless, what's wrong with flying someone, why don't you fly a space shuttle?
Evans paid tribute to Karl Malone again. A courier brother ran on the field and delivered a Karl Malone jersey. After he put it on, he jumped over the courier brother.
The fans are still expressionless, can't Brother Fei Express come?
Why don't you fly a courier car?
Williams was visibly nervous in the last move, and Rubio threw him a few good shots, all of which were wasted.
Reduce the difficulty, but still can't get in...
In the end, this kid smashed the can, removed all the designed moves, and dunked with both hands after getting the bouncing ball!
There were boos everywhere, and the fans sweared:
Since you are so perfunctory, why did you come to this place to fuck Jiba, who was riding a horse?
(End of this chapter)
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