Papa Loli open up
Chapter 101
Chapter 101
Since He Jinsheng, the man with a beer belly in this house, originally planned to buy "Golden House Cangjiao", so it's normal that the style of the master bedroom is a little bit "crazy", isn't it?
But if it is placed on Feng Shui, this design is very abnormal.
No, a "short video" has already appeared in Sun Yifeng's mind. The scale of this short video seems to be quite large. In the picture, the beer belly man He Jinsheng is sleeping soundly with the Internet celebrity queen Hongna in cool clothes, but he wakes up in the middle of the night When dealing with nocturia, I was taken aback by myself in the mirror!I was startled, my foot slipped, and I fell a shit!Even the head is broken!
In other words, in this short video, Wang Hongna's figure is really impressive. With her pajamas, the important parts are looming, and she looks not much different from Xiaotangtang's. 】The "short video" of the reminder also comes with benefits!
As the saying goes, "A friend's wife should not be peeked at", although He Jinsheng is not yet his friend, but Sun Yifeng (5 cents for this article), who is an upright gentleman, has not yet touched even a beautiful little Tangtang.
And just a little Tangtang is enough to annoy him, this Wang Hongna should let her slowly squeeze out the beer belly boy He Jinsheng first, haha...
Regarding his relationship with Xiaotangtang, Sun Yifeng didn't plan to think too much about it.
why?
Now he still wants to focus on taking care of Qian Yu first, and things like feelings will go with the flow.
Regarding the short video that [Eye of Heavenly Signs] reminded him just now, besides the scene where people almost donated blood through the nose (actually nosebleed), Sun Yifeng had a question.
This "short video" should be what happened one night after He Jinsheng and the others renovated according to the original plan.
In other words, the time point is in the future.
Sun Yifeng: System, is this short video a thing of the future?
System (DVA tone): Right, exactly.The Feng Shui module [Eye of Heavenly Signs] randomly prompts the past and the future!
Sun Yifeng: In fact, is the future predestined?Can it really help He Jinsheng change the future?In this "short video", he even smashed his head!
System (DVA voice): Host... have you ever watched Heizi's basketball?
Sun Yifeng: ...Do you have to be in the second grade?
System (DVA voice): Akashi Seijuro said, I can see all the futures and see every choice clearly!It's a piece of cake to change them!Now the host is the same for you!
Sun Yifeng (Crayon Shin-chan with a sinister smile): Hehehe, Akashi is very powerful, so I can also be so powerful? !
System (DVA voice): Hehe, how do you know how powerful Akashi is? !Just now you said I was in the second grade?Now I'm afraid that the person in the second grade is not you!Really fragrant warning again? !
Sun Yifeng: ...
System (DVA voice): Just now, the system was just a metaphor. Under the prompt of [Tianzhao Eye], the host, like Akashi Seijuro, can see various possibilities in the future. You must know that the future is not certain. Yes, choices made now can affect the future.
Sun Yifeng: That is, if this mirror is not installed, He Jinsheng will not break his head in the future?
System (DVA tone): Right.
He Jinsheng said that after the meeting is over, he will give Sun Yifeng 1 yuan as a reward.
As the saying goes, receive money from others and eliminate disasters for others!Since he received other people's money, Sun Yifeng still felt that he had to do his duty. After all, helping He Jinsheng was not a sinful thing.
It is still necessary to remind him.
Sun Yifeng looked at He Jinsheng, grandma, this beer-bellied man still had a bewildered expression on his face, probably still the ecstasy expression in the mirror when he was having fun with Wang Hongna after the YY mirror was installed.
It's a pity...it's a pity...Sun Yifeng shook his head, if you want to "have fun" in front of the mirror, you may have to knock your head off in the future!
Xiao Zhang and Li took a look at He Jinsheng, and felt that he liked this design very much. After all, this design was requested by Mr. He himself, and we also arranged the bed to be placed against the wall. There should be no such thing as whether the sofa has a backing or not. question.
After He Jin gave birth to YY for a while, he turned his head and asked Sun Yifeng with a smile: "What's the matter? Master, don't panic? There is no problem with this design, right?"
Sun Yifeng smiled slightly: "This is a big problem!"
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li:! ! !Fuck!Our bed is against the wall, so what's the problem? !This mirror was installed at the request of Mr. He himself!
He Jinsheng frowned: "Master, what is the problem?"
Sun Yifeng: "You intend to mirror the whole wall, right?"
He Jinsheng nodded.
Sun Yifeng continued: "This is a big taboo! Do you want to panic?!"
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li:! ! !Fuck!Another taboo? !But he even figured out his own name and what his boss said!The facts are before your eyes, you can’t help but not believe it!
He Jinsheng was surprised: "Master! What kind of taboo is this again?!"
Sun Yifeng smiled evilly: "No matter what your purpose of installing this mirror is, such a large mirror is a big taboo indoors!"
When it comes to the purpose of installing the mirror, everyone knows it well, including the new designers Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li, who also guessed that the mirror on the wall is installed next to the bed. What purpose can it serve?
After the master said this, He Jinsheng began to panic: "Master, where did this big taboo come from?!"
Sun Yifeng chuckled: "That's easy. Huge mirrors should not be installed indoors. If it's in the toilet, forget it, because it's a necessity! And you've never seen a toilet mirror that can cover the entire wall."
After a while, Sun Yifeng continued: "Installing a mirror that is too large at home will affect the magnetic field in the house, and if you put this mirror in the bedroom, it will be as big as a wall! bad!"
He Jinsheng was taken aback when he heard this, didn't I just get a little naughty?Installing a mirror to increase the fun, is this worse than worse? !
"Master, please tell me in detail, what happened to this mirror?"
Sun Yifeng: "I know you like this design, but an apartment is an apartment, unlike a hotel, where you can stay for a day or two or even a few hours and leave. A bedroom where you live for a long time is not suitable to have such a big mirror here!"
The implication of Sun Yifeng is that if you want to be happy, you can go to some kind of hotel, but if you make the bedroom too "interesting", then it will not work!Because it will affect the feng shui of the home!
He Jinsheng nodded, but his eyes were full of unwillingness!Because he himself and Wang Hongna like this design very much, after installing the mirror, the two of them are in the bedroom... It's really cool!Now the master has asked himself to give up, I really can't bear it!
Sun Yifeng saw what he was thinking: "If you insist on installing this mirror, I'm afraid it will be fun for a while, but it will inevitably lead to a bloody disaster in the end! -"
"It's cool to be in the mirror for a while, and it doesn't exist to be cool in the mirror all the time!"
Of course, in the "short video" that [Eye of Heavenly Signs] reminded him, He Jinsheng's head was smashed. Isn't this a bloody disaster? !
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang:! ! !
Xiao Li:! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Since He Jinsheng, the man with a beer belly in this house, originally planned to buy "Golden House Cangjiao", so it's normal that the style of the master bedroom is a little bit "crazy", isn't it?
But if it is placed on Feng Shui, this design is very abnormal.
No, a "short video" has already appeared in Sun Yifeng's mind. The scale of this short video seems to be quite large. In the picture, the beer belly man He Jinsheng is sleeping soundly with the Internet celebrity queen Hongna in cool clothes, but he wakes up in the middle of the night When dealing with nocturia, I was taken aback by myself in the mirror!I was startled, my foot slipped, and I fell a shit!Even the head is broken!
In other words, in this short video, Wang Hongna's figure is really impressive. With her pajamas, the important parts are looming, and she looks not much different from Xiaotangtang's. 】The "short video" of the reminder also comes with benefits!
As the saying goes, "A friend's wife should not be peeked at", although He Jinsheng is not yet his friend, but Sun Yifeng (5 cents for this article), who is an upright gentleman, has not yet touched even a beautiful little Tangtang.
And just a little Tangtang is enough to annoy him, this Wang Hongna should let her slowly squeeze out the beer belly boy He Jinsheng first, haha...
Regarding his relationship with Xiaotangtang, Sun Yifeng didn't plan to think too much about it.
why?
Now he still wants to focus on taking care of Qian Yu first, and things like feelings will go with the flow.
Regarding the short video that [Eye of Heavenly Signs] reminded him just now, besides the scene where people almost donated blood through the nose (actually nosebleed), Sun Yifeng had a question.
This "short video" should be what happened one night after He Jinsheng and the others renovated according to the original plan.
In other words, the time point is in the future.
Sun Yifeng: System, is this short video a thing of the future?
System (DVA tone): Right, exactly.The Feng Shui module [Eye of Heavenly Signs] randomly prompts the past and the future!
Sun Yifeng: In fact, is the future predestined?Can it really help He Jinsheng change the future?In this "short video", he even smashed his head!
System (DVA voice): Host... have you ever watched Heizi's basketball?
Sun Yifeng: ...Do you have to be in the second grade?
System (DVA voice): Akashi Seijuro said, I can see all the futures and see every choice clearly!It's a piece of cake to change them!Now the host is the same for you!
Sun Yifeng (Crayon Shin-chan with a sinister smile): Hehehe, Akashi is very powerful, so I can also be so powerful? !
System (DVA voice): Hehe, how do you know how powerful Akashi is? !Just now you said I was in the second grade?Now I'm afraid that the person in the second grade is not you!Really fragrant warning again? !
Sun Yifeng: ...
System (DVA voice): Just now, the system was just a metaphor. Under the prompt of [Tianzhao Eye], the host, like Akashi Seijuro, can see various possibilities in the future. You must know that the future is not certain. Yes, choices made now can affect the future.
Sun Yifeng: That is, if this mirror is not installed, He Jinsheng will not break his head in the future?
System (DVA tone): Right.
He Jinsheng said that after the meeting is over, he will give Sun Yifeng 1 yuan as a reward.
As the saying goes, receive money from others and eliminate disasters for others!Since he received other people's money, Sun Yifeng still felt that he had to do his duty. After all, helping He Jinsheng was not a sinful thing.
It is still necessary to remind him.
Sun Yifeng looked at He Jinsheng, grandma, this beer-bellied man still had a bewildered expression on his face, probably still the ecstasy expression in the mirror when he was having fun with Wang Hongna after the YY mirror was installed.
It's a pity...it's a pity...Sun Yifeng shook his head, if you want to "have fun" in front of the mirror, you may have to knock your head off in the future!
Xiao Zhang and Li took a look at He Jinsheng, and felt that he liked this design very much. After all, this design was requested by Mr. He himself, and we also arranged the bed to be placed against the wall. There should be no such thing as whether the sofa has a backing or not. question.
After He Jin gave birth to YY for a while, he turned his head and asked Sun Yifeng with a smile: "What's the matter? Master, don't panic? There is no problem with this design, right?"
Sun Yifeng smiled slightly: "This is a big problem!"
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li:! ! !Fuck!Our bed is against the wall, so what's the problem? !This mirror was installed at the request of Mr. He himself!
He Jinsheng frowned: "Master, what is the problem?"
Sun Yifeng: "You intend to mirror the whole wall, right?"
He Jinsheng nodded.
Sun Yifeng continued: "This is a big taboo! Do you want to panic?!"
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li:! ! !Fuck!Another taboo? !But he even figured out his own name and what his boss said!The facts are before your eyes, you can’t help but not believe it!
He Jinsheng was surprised: "Master! What kind of taboo is this again?!"
Sun Yifeng smiled evilly: "No matter what your purpose of installing this mirror is, such a large mirror is a big taboo indoors!"
When it comes to the purpose of installing the mirror, everyone knows it well, including the new designers Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li, who also guessed that the mirror on the wall is installed next to the bed. What purpose can it serve?
After the master said this, He Jinsheng began to panic: "Master, where did this big taboo come from?!"
Sun Yifeng chuckled: "That's easy. Huge mirrors should not be installed indoors. If it's in the toilet, forget it, because it's a necessity! And you've never seen a toilet mirror that can cover the entire wall."
After a while, Sun Yifeng continued: "Installing a mirror that is too large at home will affect the magnetic field in the house, and if you put this mirror in the bedroom, it will be as big as a wall! bad!"
He Jinsheng was taken aback when he heard this, didn't I just get a little naughty?Installing a mirror to increase the fun, is this worse than worse? !
"Master, please tell me in detail, what happened to this mirror?"
Sun Yifeng: "I know you like this design, but an apartment is an apartment, unlike a hotel, where you can stay for a day or two or even a few hours and leave. A bedroom where you live for a long time is not suitable to have such a big mirror here!"
The implication of Sun Yifeng is that if you want to be happy, you can go to some kind of hotel, but if you make the bedroom too "interesting", then it will not work!Because it will affect the feng shui of the home!
He Jinsheng nodded, but his eyes were full of unwillingness!Because he himself and Wang Hongna like this design very much, after installing the mirror, the two of them are in the bedroom... It's really cool!Now the master has asked himself to give up, I really can't bear it!
Sun Yifeng saw what he was thinking: "If you insist on installing this mirror, I'm afraid it will be fun for a while, but it will inevitably lead to a bloody disaster in the end! -"
"It's cool to be in the mirror for a while, and it doesn't exist to be cool in the mirror all the time!"
Of course, in the "short video" that [Eye of Heavenly Signs] reminded him, He Jinsheng's head was smashed. Isn't this a bloody disaster? !
He Jinsheng:! ! !
Xiao Zhang:! ! !
Xiao Li:! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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