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Chapter 102 Life is like a drama, it all depends on acting skills!

When He Jinsheng heard the words "Blood and Light Disaster", He Jinsheng could be called a hypocrite!
The master's calculations are usually so accurate. If he said that he was in danger of a bloody disaster, he would be right. Do you think he is a charlatan? !

He Jinsheng: "Master, what... what does this bloody disaster mean?"

Sun Yifeng smiled: "Didn't I tell you just now? It's cool to wear a mirror for a while! There is no such thing as a mirror that is always cool!"

Then Sun Yifeng pretended to be in front of everyone, stretched out his slender and fair piano hand, and kept tapping his other fingers with his thumb. This posture was exactly the same as in the movie, those people with profound spiritual skills used their hands to tell fortunes!
Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li: Damn it!Does this gesture look so professional? !
He Jinsheng's inner OS; I rub it, what is the master doing?Look at his gestures, look at his temperament, look at the white robe (actually just a white shirt) on him, he is indeed a young talent in the Feng Shui world...

When Sun Yifeng "calculated by hand", he frowned deliberately, he pretended to be unprecedented, and it made people think that Zhuge Liang's expression was nothing more than that when he helped Liu Bei calculate "Longzhong Right"!
Everyone dared not say a word, for fear of disturbing everyone's plans.

As the saying goes, be human to the end, send Buddha to the west!
Compared with these two sentences, Sun Yifeng's pretentiousness can be said to be too much to show off.

Pretentious!Naturally, it is also necessary to pretend to the end!
How can I pretend to be perfect?

The key is in the details.

Every aspect, every movement, even every look!You must clearly show an aura——

Lao Tzu's Feng Shui is the best in the world!

Details are the key to the key!
Sun Yifeng knew this very well!

After a long time, Sun Yifeng's counting stopped.

But it's not over yet, after Sun Yifeng stopped "calculating", he deliberately let out a long sigh, and shook his head!
"Sigh + shake head" This is the detail!

In order to convince the other party completely, Sun Yifeng turned into a "Little Plum" at this very moment!
Ahem... It's not that there is no "little bird" and the "little plum" who has to serve the royal family and nobles.

But the Academy Award for Best Actor - Little Li, Leonardo DiCaprio!It's the one who played "Titanic"!

Because Sun Yifeng felt that his acting skills had already broken through the sky!

Seeing the master sighing and shaking his head, He Jinsheng's inner OS: Damn it!This is panic!Big problem!He Jinsheng!Are you talking nonsense to yourself? !The master is so accurate, now he is shaking his head!He sighed!Fuck, could it be that if you install this mirror, there will really be some bloody disaster? !

He Jinsheng lost his composure in an instant!He took a step forward: "Master, tell me what you have achieved? Why are you shaking your head and sighing?"

Sun Yifeng: "I told you just now that you may suffer a bloody disaster if you install this mirror. This was originally just according to the book. In line with the principle of being responsible to you, I decided to do the calculation myself. The result..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yifeng deliberately sighed again!

This tone made He Jinsheng even more nervous!He quickly took Sun Yifeng's arm:

"Master, what is the result?!"

Sun Yifeng felt secretly refreshed, he seemed to be amusing this guy, but Sun Yifeng didn't lie to He Jinsheng, he just changed his acting technique to make him think that he really "forget it", and finally he was completely convinced.

After all, the system's [Eye of Heavenly Signs] has reminded He Jinsheng that he will break his head. If he installed a mirror, this thing would definitely happen!
On this point, Sun Yifeng did not lie to He Jinsheng.

But to be completely convincing, you still need to add a little bit of acting.

After all, life is like a play, all depends on acting skills!

This is not difficult at all for Leonardo Sun Yifeng DiCaprio!

He Jinsheng anxiously asked himself the result, and Sun Yifeng smiled: "The result just now...was bad!"

These words frightened He Jinsheng so much that cold sweat immediately broke out on his forehead:

"What do you mean bad?!"

Xiao Zhang & Xiao Li's inner OS: Damn it!This master's calculations are so accurate... He said that the result was very bad. Could it be that Mr. He will really have some bloody disaster? !

Sun Yifeng: "Originally, the 'bloody disaster' can have many meanings. If you install this mirror on the entire wall, you may accidentally stub your toes and bleed, or you may bleed when you go to have your teeth cleaned, which can be regarded as responding to the 'bloody disaster'."

He Jinsheng: "But master, you said that kicking a toe, cleaning teeth and bleeding, it doesn't sound serious..."

Sun Yifeng waved his hand: "I haven't finished speaking yet."

He Jinsheng didn't dare to say anything when he heard what the master said.

Sun Yifeng continued: "As I said just now, kicking your toes, washing your teeth and bleeding are considered fulfillments of this 'blood disaster', but the 'fulfillment' is to a lesser extent, but in fact... there are many other 'fulfillments' that are more severe." Case!"

He Jinsheng:! ! !

Xiao Zhang:! ! !
Xiao Li:! ! !
He Jinsheng: "I'm not interrupting you, master, but this is really tormenting... Please tell me, master, what have you counted?"

Sun Yifeng smiled slightly, feeling comfortable!Brother's acting skills made He Jinsheng so uneasy!Ha ha ha ha!

If the water friends in the live broadcast room know about this, there will definitely be a full screen of [Dogecoin Feng Shui Master] floating by again.

never mind!I am very merciful!Let him go!Look at him like this, now I will believe anything I say!

Sun Yifeng: "I'll tell you now, what I just calculated."

He Jinsheng nodded his head like a windmill, his eyes were full of gratitude.

"Cough..." Sun Yifeng coughed dryly twice, and continued: "Four words, bloody head!"

"Head is broken and bleeding?!" He Jinsheng's eyes widened in surprise. The "head" and the "toe" are different things. If the toe is broken and bleeds a little, it is acceptable, but if the head is broken...

Who knows if there is still life? !
Sun Yifeng: "That's right! My head is bleeding! Just now when I was doing fortune-telling, I had already seen the future clearly! Once you put on the mirror, when you get up in the middle of the night to pee at night, you will definitely be caught by yourself in the mirror." Scared! If you stagger on the soles of your feet, you will fall to your head and bleed!"

He Jinsheng:! ! !

Xiao Zhang:! ! !
Xiao Li:! ! !
System (DVA voice): "Shock Points" +21 from beer belly guy He Jinsheng.

System (DVA sound): "Shock Points" +6 from cute new designer Zhang Xingwei.

System (DVA voice): "Shock Points" +9 from cute new designer Li Deshui.

Hahaha, are you shocked? !I asked you if you are scared? !Let you plan to "be indescribable in front of the mirror with the Internet celebrity girl"!How could it be that simple? !

It's cool to put on a mirror!Bump your head and cry!
In He Jinsheng's heart, he was called a shocker, this shit, the master even figured out how he bumped his head? !
The "head" thing is not a joke. It may turn into "wisdom" at the least, or die in the worst case!
Oh my god, I can’t fight it, I can’t fight it!What the master said is so accurate, can you not believe it? !

Originally, He Jinsheng had planned to give up the idea of ​​installing mirrors on the entire wall, but Sun Yifeng's next words became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

"Except for the fact that your head will be smashed and bloody after the mirror is installed, this huge mirror will emit a steady stream of cold air! And absorb your energy!"

He Jinsheng: "Change the picture! Change the picture! Change!"

Xiao Zhang:! ! !
Xiao Li:! ! !
(End of this chapter)