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Chapter 37 Angry Taishang Laojun!

The people present were shocked again. They thought that the Jade Emperor would be furious, but they didn't expect him to laugh now.

Despite this, Guanyin Bodhisattva was also worried about Chen Xiao.Because she felt that the Jade Emperor's smile was not a kind smile, but a ferocious laugh.

"Haha, haha!" The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Chen Xiao, you did a great job of making this analogy. Daozu, Jinlu Boy and Yinlu Boy practiced alchemy for you day and night, and they must have already been overwhelmed. Chen Xiao's This proposal just allows them to have a good rest, don’t you think?”

The Taishang Laojun almost went crazy wondering, what Chen Xiao smashed just now was the glass cup, why didn't the Jade Emperor get angry today, but still laughed?

You must know that the Jade Emperor cherishes these dozen glazed lamps very much. Not to mention breaking them, even if the fairies accidentally touch other vessels with the glazed lamps occasionally, they will also be punished!

But today, Chen Xiao, a nameless rat, broke a glazed cup, and he didn't get angry?

What's more, Chen Xiao broke it on purpose, but the Jade Emperor didn't hold it accountable. This is really a huge mystery!
Therefore, Taishang Laojun couldn't hold back anymore, he stood up and said, "Your Majesty, Chen Xiao broke the glass cup, why didn't you order him to be punished?"

"Hehe, Taoist Ancestor, don't talk about glass cups first." The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's just a utensil, don't take it to heart. Let me ask you, do you agree with Chen Xiao's statement?"

Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, it also depends on how Chen Xiao plans to take a vacation, right? If it is only one day off a year, the old minister can barely accept it."

The Jade Emperor looked at Chen Xiao and asked, "Chen Xiao, the Taishang Taoist said that he only rests one day a year. Is that what you mean?"

"Your Majesty, of course the villain doesn't mean that," Chen Xiao said with a sneer, "There are more than 360 days in a year. If you only have one day off, what is the difference from not resting? For a week, work five days a week and rest for two days! The birthdays of the Jade Emperor and the Empress can also take a day off. On the birthdays of the immortals, you can let your maids, fairies, warriors, and guards rest for a day. Your children should also take a day off to pay respects to their parents, what do you think?"

"Okay, okay!" The Jade Emperor was very happy when he heard it and said: "Chen Xiao, you said it very well, Taozu, what do you think?"

"Your Majesty, you must not!" Taishang Taoist Patriarch waved his hand and said: "According to what Chen Xiao said, aren't there too many holidays in heaven? Bodhisattva, do you also think there are too many?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Old Master, I think what Chen Xiao said makes sense. Your Majesty, empress, I think this is the way to go?"

"Your Majesty, empress, absolutely not!" The Supreme Lord became anxious upon hearing this and said, "I need to refine elixirs day and night. Wouldn't such a holiday destroy my reputation?"

"Hey, I said Taishang Daozu, don't yell, okay?" Chen Xiao sneered and said, "The Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Heavenly Court, even the old man agreed, why do you still want to obstruct him? "

"Chen Xiao, it's not me who is causing trouble!" Taishang Laojun said, "It's just that my Tushita Palace is not suitable for such a holiday. Do you understand?"

"I don't understand!" Chen Xiao said something in his words: "Taishang Daozu, everyone else has such a holiday, why do you want to be special? Are you the lord of heaven?"

"You..." Taishang Laojun was so angry that his beard turned up, and he said, "Chen Xiao, when did I say that I am the lord of the heaven? You dare to slander the old man like this, don't you? You threw it into the Eight Diagrams Furnace and burned to death? The Samadhi True Fire in my Eight Diagrams Furnace is very powerful, do you want to taste it?"

"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when she heard it, and said, "Taishang Laojun, can you stop bragging? Your gossip stove can only deceive others, but it can never deceive me! Don't say anything else, Guanyin Bodhisattva The divine water in the clean bottle can subdue your gossip furnace."

"Chen Xiao, is what you said true?" There was fire in Taishang Laojun's eyes, he turned his head and said, "Your Majesty, empress, if this is the case, then the old minister is willing to make a bet with Chen Xiao How about Sai?"

"This..." The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, and the Queen Mother said: "Old Lord, how do you want to bet?"

Taishang Laojun said: "Your Majesty, I have to ask Chen Xiao about this. Bodhisattva, what do you think?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was startled, and there was a trace of unconfident expression on her face. Chen Ling knew what she was thinking, and said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, don't make things difficult. Since the old gentleman wants to open his eyes, let him see it." Bar!"

Hearing what Chen Xiao said, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a little calmer and said, "Chen Xiao, how do you want to compete?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Bodhisattva, the villain's method is very simple. Laojun, you can move your Eight Diagrams stove here, and put a willow branch in it after lighting the fire. When do you think it will be okay?" , take out the willow branch and insert it into the clean bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva! If the willow branch cannot be revived, you will win, and no one will care whether your Tushita Palace is on holiday; if the willow branch turns green again, you will win. If you lose, the gold furnace and the silver furnace must be on vacation on time, how about it?"

"Okay, let's do it like this!" Taishang Laojun was full of confidence and said conceitedly: "Bodhisattva, do you dare to fight?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and said: "Old Lord, I am willing to learn from you! Your Majesty, my empress, what do you two think?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother smiled and said, "Your Majesty, that's it? Laojun, hurry up and bring your gossip stove!"

"Observe the order!" Taishang Laojun agreed, and said: "Golden furnace boy, silver furnace boy, hurry up and move the Bagua furnace, there must be no mistakes!"

"Get the decree!"

The two boys agreed and walked out of the hall. The Jade Emperor said again: "General Shulin, you and Chen Xiao rush to the Imperial Garden and break a willow branch from the willow tree in the garden. Go and come back quickly!"

"Yes!" The shutter general agreed and turned around and left, still not waiting for Chen Xiao.

However, after he walked a certain distance, he turned around and shouted at Chen Ling: "Chen Ling, why are you still not moving? Could it be that you want to disobey the order?"

Chen Xiao became angry as soon as she heard it, thinking, what's the matter with this general roller blind?He already broke a glazed cup, why is he still treating him like this?
Thinking of this, Chen Ling bowed to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, turned around and walked out of the hall, and said, "General Shulin, I have already broken the glass cup, why are you still yelling at me? Don't tell me, you forgot What did you say just now? As long as I break the glazed cup, you will be respectful to me!"

(End of this chapter)