I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 38 Wrestling at the Peach Fair!
"Haha!" Hearing Chen Xiao questioning himself, the shutter general laughed wildly, and said, "Chen Xiao, you don't understand what I mean."

Chen Xiaodao: "General Rolling Curtain, what do you mean by that?"

General Rolling Curtain snorted, and said: "Chen Xiao, what you just said is right. I did say that if you dare to break a glazed cup in front of the Jade Emperor, I will respect you. However, this sentence It's conditional, do you understand?"

"I don't understand!" Chen Xiao said, "General Roller, you just broke your promise, right? Gold stove, silver stove, you two want to testify to me!"

At this time, the Jinlu boy and the Yinlu boy hadn't left yet. Hearing what Chen Xiao said, the two of them also began to criticize the great rolling shutter.

Jinlu Boy said: "General Rolling Curtain, you really don't count your words. Didn't we talk well in the side hall just now? Brother Chen Xiao, I really admire you, Junior Brother, what do you think?" ?”

"Yes, yes," Yinlu Boy also laughed and said, "Brother Chen Xiao, you are really a hero in our hearts! General Roller, you shouldn't count your words, it doesn't fit your status!"

"Hey, I'm talking about the golden furnace and the silver furnace. Can you two listen to what I have to say?" General Shulian said, "Didn't I just say that? I can be respectful to Chen Xiao, but there are conditions. , do you understand?"

The Silver Furnace Boy said: "General Rolling Curtain, what do you want to say? What conditions?"

General Rolling Curtain sneered, and said: "Chen Xiao, Jinlu, Yinlu, listen up, you three! That's right, I just said that I should be respectful to Chen Xiao! However, the premise of my respect to him is that Chen Xiao broke a glazed cup in front of the Jade Emperor, but I dare not do that! But now, I have made a decision, didn't Chen Xiao just smashed a glazed cup? I can be Smash two glazed cups in front of the Jade Emperor! In this case, don't I need to be respectful to him?"

"Ah? What, what?" The two boys were so frightened that they almost sat down on the ground, and the Jinlu boy said, "General Shulin, are you crazy? How dare you break two of them in front of the Jade Emperor?" A glass cup?"

Chen Xiao was also surprised and refused. He really didn't expect General Rolling Blind to say that, and asked, "General Rolling Blind, aren't you joking?"

"Tch, Chen Xiao, do you think I'm joking?" The rolling shutter general smiled coldly, and said, "To tell you the truth, even you, an unknown person, dared to break the glass cup in front of the Jade Emperor. My rolling shutter general He is a popular person beside the Jade Emperor, so he dared to do so. And I dare to assert that even if I broke two glazed cups, the Jade Emperor would not be willing to reprimand the general, and he would have to laugh, just like you It’s like breaking a glazed cup, believe it or not?”

"I..." Chen Xiao's brain was a little lack of oxygen, he looked at the shutter general in front of him, and said, "General shutter, are you so sure that the Jade Emperor values ​​you so much?"

"That's right!" General Rolling Curtain said with a proud smile: "Chen Xiao, I am not an ordinary person. I think back when I ascended to heaven, the Jade Emperor personally named me General Rolling Curtain, and also gave me a treasured staff for subduing demons, which shows that he Your great love for me! Since you, a stranger, broke the glass cup and it was fine, then it is no big deal for me to break two."

Chen Xiao smiled helplessly. He turned his head and said to Jinlu boy and Yinlu boy, "Brothers, when you go back to move the Bagua stove, see if Laojun's green cow is dead?"

The two boys were taken aback, and the Jinlu boy said: "Brother Chen Xiao, what do you mean by that? Daozu's green bull is a fairy beast, it has no birth and no death at all, how could it die?"

"How did you say you died?" Chen Ling stared, and said, "Of course he was blown to death by the rolling shutter general!"

"Chen Xiao, you little bastard, you actually humiliated this general!" The shutter general shouted, "If I hadn't had to go to the imperial garden with you to break willow branches, I would have shot you to death with the magic stick!"

"Hehe, roller blind, you better not shoot me to death!" Chen Xiao smiled and said, "You better shoot yourself to death. But, I have a suggestion for you."

The rolling shutter general said: "Chen Xiao, what suggestion do you want to make?"

Chen Xiao smiled coldly and said, "General Roller Blind, didn't you say that the Jade Emperor thinks highly of you?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" The rolling shutter general said, "Chen Xiao, are you jealous? However, it's useless for you to be jealous. The relationship between me and the Jade Emperor is beyond your comprehension."

Chen Xiao nodded, and said with a smile: "General Rolling Curtain, since you said that, I have to give you some advice. Don't you want to break two glazed cups? I'm afraid you have It can't be done!"

General Shulin was taken aback, and said, "Chen Xiao, why do you say that?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "General Rolling Curtain, if you don't believe me, just watch. During this period of time, the Jade Emperor will not easily take out the glazed cup, so if you want to smash it in front of him Liulizhan, I suggest you wait until the Pantao Festival. At that time, all kinds of immortals, Buddhas and overseas celestial guests will come to the meeting, and the Jade Emperor will definitely take out the Liulizhan. If you dare to be at the Pantao Festival, in front of you How about smashing two glazed cups in front of the Jade Emperor and not receiving any punishment, I will kneel down and let you punish me? Gold furnace, silver furnace, you two will be witnesses, okay?"

"Ah?" The Jinlu boy and the Yinlu boy were frightened, and the Jinlu boy was so frightened that he couldn't speak fluently, and said: "Chen, brother Chen Xiao, I, we have to go back and move the Bagua stove, junior brother, we, Let's go, shall we?"

"Yes, yes, brother is right," said the silver stove boy, "Chen Xiao, big brother, I have a lot of things to do, so I won't testify to you two. Besides moving the stove, I, I have to copy The old ancestor punished me for the Tao Te Ching."

"Junior Brother, haven't you finished copying the Tao Te Ching yet?" Jinlu Boy asked, "Which sentence did you copy?"

"Senior brother, I, I copied that line!" The silver stove boy said, "That's the line, measure the world with a pair of big feet, and destroy evil spirits with a breeze!"

Jinlu Boy was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Junior Brother, how can there be such a sentence in the Tao Te Ching?"

"Uh..." The silver furnace boy blushed and whispered, "Brother, I fucking peed my pants in fright. I just remembered that sentence is not from the Tao Te Ching, it was given by the Taoist ancestor. Shoulian of the Barefoot Immortal, let's go quickly! If we stay here any longer, I'm afraid we won't survive!"

Jinlu Boy nodded, and he and Yinlu Boy quickly set up a cloud and fled.

Hearing the conversation between the two boys, Chen Xiao couldn't help laughing. He looked at General Shulin, and said, "General Shulin, let's go to the Imperial Garden now?"

"Hmph, Chen Xiao, you stay here honestly, I'll take note of your words, I will definitely show my talents at the Pantao Festival," said the rolling shutter general, "However, how could you be able to control the Imperial Garden in the Heavenly Court?" Did you go? I'll go alone!"

(End of this chapter)