I want to do things on the Westward Journey

Chapter 73 The Emperor's New Clothes Upgraded Version
"Ha ha!"

Chen Xiao, who had reacted, laughed loudly. When Taishang Laojun saw him, he said angrily: "Chen Xiao, you little bastard, do you dare to be rude to this Taoist ancestor?"

Chen Xiao smiled and said: "Hey, I said Zu, if you say that, you will really wrong a good person! That hit was not done by me, but by Pilanpo Bodhisattva."

"Pilanpo? Where is she?" Taishang Laojun asked angrily.

Pilan Po stared at her and said, "Taishang Laojun, this Bodhisattva is here!"

Taishang Laojun just saw her, he couldn't help frowning, walked out of the gate of Tushita Palace in a few steps, and said: "Piranpo, are you the mother of the Star Officer Pleiades?"

"Exactly!" Pilanpo said, "Old Lord, I'm here today to seek justice from you."

"Ask for justice from me?" Taishang Laojun was taken aback, and said, "Pilan Po, what do you mean by that? Have I offended you in any way?"

"What do you think?" Pilan Po said: "Old Lord, I ask you, yesterday Guanyin Bodhisattva and Chen Xiao wanted to invite my son to the heavenly court, why did you stop it?"

"I stop?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help being stunned, and said: "Pilan Po, did you make a mistake? I even spent two golden pills as a gift for your son, old man. When did I stop? Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva , you have to be fair, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned, and whispered, "Xiaoxiao, what should we do now?"

"Sister, if you have anything to do, I will take care of it. Don't say anything!" Chen Xiao laughed after saying this and said, "Taozu, you are Daluo Jinxian. Why don't you dare to admit it when you speak? What did you say at that time that Heaven would not support you? Idlers, you still look down on Pilanpo Bodhisattva, have you forgotten it now?"

"Little brat, don't sow discord!" Taishang Laojun said, "When did I say that? What evidence do you have? Pilanpo Bodhisattva, you are a Bodhisattva anyway, how can you listen to slander?"

"Haha!" Chen Xiao laughed loudly when he heard it, and said, "Old Lord, you are too contemptuous of people, right? A Bodhisattva is a Bodhisattva, what is good or bad? Old cock, am I right? ? Listen to yourself, does he think highly of you?"

"Xiaoxiao, why don't you try to stop the fight now?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva whispered, "Have you forgotten why we chase after Pilanpo?"

"Sister, I haven't forgotten," Chen Xiao replied in a low voice, "However, you have to look at the problem from a developmental perspective. If we can persuade Pilan Po before the two meet, then naturally we have to. But now They are about to turn their backs, Taishang Daozu has been slapped in the face, what should we do? We have to change the plan! Besides, sister, didn’t you want to let Pilanpo Bodhisattva hit a wall when you didn’t start?”

"Boy, but I have changed my mind now," Guanyin said, "If you know this, we might as well not come!"

Chen Xiao laughed secretly when she heard it, thinking, sister, sister, if we don't come, how can we see such a good show?

In fact, Chen Xiao was telling the truth. At the beginning, he really wanted to persuade Pilan Po. After all, she was too far away from Taishang Laojun. Her spells were tied with twine in front of Taishang Laojun. Tofu, I can't lift it at all.

But now that the two had met, Chen Xiao immediately changed his plan. If he did something, maybe he could get some rewards.

What's more, Chen Ling wanted to see one thing in particular, and that was the reaction of Taishang Laojun, Barefoot Immortal and others after Pilanpo took out the embroidery needle that didn't exist.

Chen Ling's words really angered Pilanpo, so her eyes were already on fire, and she said: "Old Lord, Chen Ling is right, it seems that you don't respect others at all. For this, I have to teach you a lesson!"

Taishang Laojun frowned, and said: "Pilan Po, I really don't want to fight with you, I advise you to do it yourself! You have already hit me when I was not prepared, and this is enough. You’ve been playing it all your life, aren’t you satisfied?”

"Haha, Taishang Laojun, what you said is absolutely right!" Pilanpo sneered, "Just now, I hit you, but that was when you didn't pay attention. Besides, I didn't use any magic weapon ! And this time, I will let you taste the power of my magic weapon!"

Pilanpo said that she was about to strike, and the barefoot immortal flew forward and said, "Bodhisattva, I advise you to calm down? As the saying goes, it is better to break up enemies than to tie them together. Everyone is a cultivator, so why bother?" Did you hurt your peace?"

Pilanpo looked at the barefoot fairy and said, "Are you the barefoot fairy?"

"Hehe, that's right, it's me," the Barefoot Immortal smiled kindly, and said, "Bodhisattva, see if you can take my thin face and just..."

"Shut up!" Pilan Po became furious when she heard this, and said, "Barefoot Immortal, you don't need to persuade me. Today I just want to teach Taishang Laojun a lesson. If you have time to persuade me, you might as well find a pair of shoes wear!"

Chen Xiao and Guanyin Bodhisattva all laughed when they heard this, and the barefoot fairy frowned, and said, "Piranpo, why don't you know what's good or bad? Well, if that's the case, then you should do it! I'm afraid that when the time comes, you won't even I can't even find my shoes."

The Barefoot Immortal stepped aside as he said that, and the Taishang Laojun said: "Pilan Po, you just said that you have a magic weapon, it seems that your magic weapon must be extraordinary? Otherwise, you wouldn't come here to play wild!"

"Hmph, Taishang Laojun, you are quite knowledgeable!" Pilanpo sneered and said, "In that case, I will show you my magic weapon!"

As she said that, Pilanpo opened her left hand and said, "Taishang Laojun, have you seen my magic weapon?"

Taishang Laojun took a closer look, there was nothing in Pilanpo's hand, why did she still say that she had a magic weapon?
However, Taishang Laojun thought about it again, if Pilan Po didn't have a magic weapon, how could she come to Tushita Palace?
It seems that she should have a magic weapon, but she can't see anything!

However, this Pilanpo has a weird personality. If he said that he could not see her magic weapon, he would definitely be ridiculed by her and spread the matter throughout the three realms.

So, Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said, "Piranpo, the magic weapon in your hand is so unbearable, do you have the nerve to use it to make a fool of yourself?"

Chen Xiao was taken aback when he heard it, thinking, could it be that the Taishang Laojun was also tricked?It seems that the Emperor's New Clothes are really tried and tested!
"Oh?" Pilanpo was also surprised when she heard that, and said, "Old Lord, you can actually see my magic weapon? It seems that your magic power is not shallow! If you are a person with low magic power, you can't see me." This magic weapon, this is also the mystery of my magic weapon!"

(End of this chapter)