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Chapter 74 The Emperor's New Clothes Upgraded Version
Chapter 74 The Emperor's New Clothes Upgraded Version
After hearing Pilanpo's words, Taishang Laojun was even more puzzled.
From this sentence, he could conclude that Pilanpo did have a magic weapon in her hand, but with that sentence, he really didn't see anything.
However, Taishang Laojun also knew that the three words "invisible" cannot be said, because once said, he would not be ashamed enough.
Could it be that his magic power is really low, so he can't see the treasure in Pilanpo's hand?
No!
Taishang Laojun frowned tightly, and said in his heart, if my spells are low, is there anyone in the heaven with high spells?But why can't I see it!
While I was thinking about it, I heard Pilan Po say: "Tai Shang Laojun, please take out your magic weapon too? Otherwise, people will think that I, Pilan Po, am bullying the small!"
"Haha!" Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and said: "Speaking of Pilanpo, your ability to boast is really superb! I have lived for so many years and I have never heard anyone dare to say this in front of me. What a big talk! Although your magic weapon is powerful, I am not afraid of it at all! So, if you want to do it, then please go ahead!"
Chen Xiao found it even more ridiculous when he heard it, and it seemed that the story of the emperor's new clothes was getting more and more interesting, so he said loudly: "Taishang Daozu, you should take out the gold and steel carvings, the embroidery needle of Pilanpo Bodhisattva is very awesome."
"Oh? So it's an embroidery needle?" Hearing this, Taishang Laojun thought to himself, why Chen Xiao can see it, but I can't?
No, I have to test it out!
Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun sneered, and said, "Chen Xiao, brat, I don't need you to tell me, of course I can tell that it's an embroidery needle! Barefoot Immortal, what do you think?"
The Barefoot Immortal's eyes were about to burst, but he couldn't see any embroidery needles at all.However, after hearing Taishang Laojun's question, the barefoot immortal didn't want to indirectly admit that his magic skills were low, so he said: "Daozu, this embroidery needle looks good, but Pilanpo Bodhisattva, the golden steel carving of Taishang Daozu It’s a supreme spiritual treasure. I’m afraid your embroidery needle can’t resist it, right? I advise you to leave early to avoid making a fool of yourself!”
"Bah!" Pilanpo gave a sharp urge when she heard this, and said, "Barefoot Immortal, since you can see this treasure, it means that your magic power is still reasonable. But, you don't know how powerful it is, so you can see it today." Let you see and see! However, I, Pilanpo, have the virtue of being good at life, except for Taishang Laojun and you Barefoot Immortal, I don’t want to embarrass others! Taishang Laojun, you let the two boys beside you, and the two The Huogong Taoists all hid far away, do you hear me?"
"What?" The Rolling Curtain General and Tota Heavenly King next to Taishang Laojun were completely annoyed when they heard this. This old chicken woman actually thought they were Taoists of Huogong?
King Tota's temperament is still a little calm, but the general of the shutter does not hide his anger at all.He stood in front of Pilanpo and said, "Old chicken woman, I am not a Taoist fireworker. I am the curtain rolling general next to the Jade Emperor. I have a high position and authority! How dare you underestimate me, you should What crime?"
"Oh? You are the rolling shutter general? I have heard of it, haha," Pilan Po said with a sneer smile, "Scrolling shutter, although I have heard of you, I don't know that you are so arrogant! You are just the Jade Emperor. What's so great about a little attendant? Presumably, you can't even see the magic weapon in my hand, right?"
"I..." The curtain general hesitated for a moment. Of course, he refused to admit that his magic power was low. Since Taishang Laojun and the Barefoot Immortal both said that Pilanpo had a magic weapon in her hand, which was an embroidery needle. , then you will be able to climb along the pole.
Therefore, the curtain general sneered and said: "Old chicken, what's so cool about a broken needle? Although it shines golden light in your hand, I'm not afraid of it! Besides, let me tell you again, I The person next to you is the King of Pagodas in Heaven, so you better not make mistakes. Not to mention Taishang Daozu, even the two of us, you are no match! King of Heaven, the pagoda in your hand may be able to deal with Did you get the embroidery needle in the old chicken woman’s hand?”
The Heavenly King Tota smiled and said, "General Rolling Curtain, my pagoda was given by the Tathagata Buddha. Not to mention an embroidery needle, even if it is a sacred mountain, I can smash it to pieces when I go down from this pagoda! Old chicken, look at it!" For your son's sake, Daozu doesn't want to haggle with you, so go ahead to avoid embarrassment!"
"Li Jing, you are so arrogant!" Pilan Po stared at her eyes and said, "You are a person with low spells. What kind of hero are you here? And the general of the shutter, let me ask you, are you two really good?" Can you see the embroidery needle in my hand?"
"Of course, it goes without saying!" The rolling shutter general sneered and said, "Old chicken woman, what do you mean? Do you think our mana is not as good as yours? I shouldn't see your embroidery needles? But I Let me tell you, we can really see!"
"Really?" Pilanpo said coldly: "Master Rolling Curtain, tell me, what are my embroidery needles made of? Is it gold or silver? Is it copper or iron?"
"Haha, do you even need to ask?" The curtain general laughed proudly and said, "Pilanpo, do you think everyone else is a three-year-old child? I can see your embroidery needle clearly, of course it is a It’s a golden needle, King of Heaven, what do you think?”
"That's right, that's right, it's a golden needle!" Heavenly King Tota thought that the shutter general had really seen it, so he had no choice but to agree that it was a golden needle.
Pilan Po had a sneer on her face and said, "Tai Shang Laojun, what do you think?"
"Humph, Pilanpo, you are really interesting," the Taishang Laojun said with extreme disdain on his face, "It's just a golden needle, even the rolling shutter can see it, the old man can't see it? Barefoot Immortal ,What do you think?"
The Barefoot Immortal was almost dying of pain. He really wanted to yell, "I can't see anything," but how could he say this?Absolutely can't say it out!
Therefore, upon hearing Taishang Laojun’s question, the barefoot immortal’s expression was extremely painful, and he said, “Yes, yes, Pilanpo, why do you regard such a golden needle as a treasure? In today’s fairy world, golden needles As much as you want, there is no surprise at all!"
"Haha!" Pilan Po burst out laughing when she heard this, and said: "I treat you fools from the fairy world! I originally thought that you were so powerful that you could see the magic needle in my hand. I didn't expect that all of you were. You’re talking nonsense, it seems like you can’t even see the magic needle in my hand!”
As soon as Pilanpo said this, these people were all dumbfounded. The rolling shutter stared at him and said, "Old chicken woman, what are you trying to do here? Then tell me, what is your magic needle made of?" Made it?"
(End of this chapter)
After hearing Pilanpo's words, Taishang Laojun was even more puzzled.
From this sentence, he could conclude that Pilanpo did have a magic weapon in her hand, but with that sentence, he really didn't see anything.
However, Taishang Laojun also knew that the three words "invisible" cannot be said, because once said, he would not be ashamed enough.
Could it be that his magic power is really low, so he can't see the treasure in Pilanpo's hand?
No!
Taishang Laojun frowned tightly, and said in his heart, if my spells are low, is there anyone in the heaven with high spells?But why can't I see it!
While I was thinking about it, I heard Pilan Po say: "Tai Shang Laojun, please take out your magic weapon too? Otherwise, people will think that I, Pilan Po, am bullying the small!"
"Haha!" Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and said: "Speaking of Pilanpo, your ability to boast is really superb! I have lived for so many years and I have never heard anyone dare to say this in front of me. What a big talk! Although your magic weapon is powerful, I am not afraid of it at all! So, if you want to do it, then please go ahead!"
Chen Xiao found it even more ridiculous when he heard it, and it seemed that the story of the emperor's new clothes was getting more and more interesting, so he said loudly: "Taishang Daozu, you should take out the gold and steel carvings, the embroidery needle of Pilanpo Bodhisattva is very awesome."
"Oh? So it's an embroidery needle?" Hearing this, Taishang Laojun thought to himself, why Chen Xiao can see it, but I can't?
No, I have to test it out!
Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun sneered, and said, "Chen Xiao, brat, I don't need you to tell me, of course I can tell that it's an embroidery needle! Barefoot Immortal, what do you think?"
The Barefoot Immortal's eyes were about to burst, but he couldn't see any embroidery needles at all.However, after hearing Taishang Laojun's question, the barefoot immortal didn't want to indirectly admit that his magic skills were low, so he said: "Daozu, this embroidery needle looks good, but Pilanpo Bodhisattva, the golden steel carving of Taishang Daozu It’s a supreme spiritual treasure. I’m afraid your embroidery needle can’t resist it, right? I advise you to leave early to avoid making a fool of yourself!”
"Bah!" Pilanpo gave a sharp urge when she heard this, and said, "Barefoot Immortal, since you can see this treasure, it means that your magic power is still reasonable. But, you don't know how powerful it is, so you can see it today." Let you see and see! However, I, Pilanpo, have the virtue of being good at life, except for Taishang Laojun and you Barefoot Immortal, I don’t want to embarrass others! Taishang Laojun, you let the two boys beside you, and the two The Huogong Taoists all hid far away, do you hear me?"
"What?" The Rolling Curtain General and Tota Heavenly King next to Taishang Laojun were completely annoyed when they heard this. This old chicken woman actually thought they were Taoists of Huogong?
King Tota's temperament is still a little calm, but the general of the shutter does not hide his anger at all.He stood in front of Pilanpo and said, "Old chicken woman, I am not a Taoist fireworker. I am the curtain rolling general next to the Jade Emperor. I have a high position and authority! How dare you underestimate me, you should What crime?"
"Oh? You are the rolling shutter general? I have heard of it, haha," Pilan Po said with a sneer smile, "Scrolling shutter, although I have heard of you, I don't know that you are so arrogant! You are just the Jade Emperor. What's so great about a little attendant? Presumably, you can't even see the magic weapon in my hand, right?"
"I..." The curtain general hesitated for a moment. Of course, he refused to admit that his magic power was low. Since Taishang Laojun and the Barefoot Immortal both said that Pilanpo had a magic weapon in her hand, which was an embroidery needle. , then you will be able to climb along the pole.
Therefore, the curtain general sneered and said: "Old chicken, what's so cool about a broken needle? Although it shines golden light in your hand, I'm not afraid of it! Besides, let me tell you again, I The person next to you is the King of Pagodas in Heaven, so you better not make mistakes. Not to mention Taishang Daozu, even the two of us, you are no match! King of Heaven, the pagoda in your hand may be able to deal with Did you get the embroidery needle in the old chicken woman’s hand?”
The Heavenly King Tota smiled and said, "General Rolling Curtain, my pagoda was given by the Tathagata Buddha. Not to mention an embroidery needle, even if it is a sacred mountain, I can smash it to pieces when I go down from this pagoda! Old chicken, look at it!" For your son's sake, Daozu doesn't want to haggle with you, so go ahead to avoid embarrassment!"
"Li Jing, you are so arrogant!" Pilan Po stared at her eyes and said, "You are a person with low spells. What kind of hero are you here? And the general of the shutter, let me ask you, are you two really good?" Can you see the embroidery needle in my hand?"
"Of course, it goes without saying!" The rolling shutter general sneered and said, "Old chicken woman, what do you mean? Do you think our mana is not as good as yours? I shouldn't see your embroidery needles? But I Let me tell you, we can really see!"
"Really?" Pilanpo said coldly: "Master Rolling Curtain, tell me, what are my embroidery needles made of? Is it gold or silver? Is it copper or iron?"
"Haha, do you even need to ask?" The curtain general laughed proudly and said, "Pilanpo, do you think everyone else is a three-year-old child? I can see your embroidery needle clearly, of course it is a It’s a golden needle, King of Heaven, what do you think?”
"That's right, that's right, it's a golden needle!" Heavenly King Tota thought that the shutter general had really seen it, so he had no choice but to agree that it was a golden needle.
Pilan Po had a sneer on her face and said, "Tai Shang Laojun, what do you think?"
"Humph, Pilanpo, you are really interesting," the Taishang Laojun said with extreme disdain on his face, "It's just a golden needle, even the rolling shutter can see it, the old man can't see it? Barefoot Immortal ,What do you think?"
The Barefoot Immortal was almost dying of pain. He really wanted to yell, "I can't see anything," but how could he say this?Absolutely can't say it out!
Therefore, upon hearing Taishang Laojun’s question, the barefoot immortal’s expression was extremely painful, and he said, “Yes, yes, Pilanpo, why do you regard such a golden needle as a treasure? In today’s fairy world, golden needles As much as you want, there is no surprise at all!"
"Haha!" Pilan Po burst out laughing when she heard this, and said: "I treat you fools from the fairy world! I originally thought that you were so powerful that you could see the magic needle in my hand. I didn't expect that all of you were. You’re talking nonsense, it seems like you can’t even see the magic needle in my hand!”
As soon as Pilanpo said this, these people were all dumbfounded. The rolling shutter stared at him and said, "Old chicken woman, what are you trying to do here? Then tell me, what is your magic needle made of?" Made it?"
(End of this chapter)
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