Forgot to turn off the live broadcast: I can't hide the fact that I know magic

Chapter 1 The ward rounds by tens of millions of fans anchor sister Zhou Lianmai

"Knife, slash the Snow Wing Eagle in anger."

"Mountains, bold and majestic soaring to the sky."

"Chang, the slope is burning."

"I, cut Cao Cao live!"

"I'm MC Zilong. Fuck you, welcome sister Zhou to our live broadcast room."

"Brothers, don't you deduct 666 for this wave?"

In the live broadcast room, a spirited young man wearing a white robe and holding a long gun took off the sunglasses hanging on his face in shock, stared at the screen and shouted loudly.

"It turns out that Sister Zhou also likes this kind of earthy live broadcast! Brothers, let's fuck with me!"

A rhythmic barrage quickly appeared in the live broadcast room, followed by a screen full of shit!

as well as……

[Supreme] No, it's not you. Sister Zhou left the live broadcast room.

……

"I am mentor Frog, what kind of anchor are you?"

"My ye!"

……

"Hey, why is this kind of live broadcast now? Brothers, do you have any fun live broadcasts to recommend?"

A beautiful woman in a cosplay costume is interacting with water friends in the live broadcast room.

She frowned slightly, and went in and out of each live broadcast room. If you look carefully, she is also a rare beauty on the Shark platform, but she is a failure when she opens her mouth.

"Fuck, I'm convinced, brothers, hurry up, or it will be canceled."

Sister Zhou slumped on the back of the chair, looking a little tired.

"Mute bride, why don't you connect with the wheat? Let's see who is unlucky, no, the lucky one can win the big prize. [Funny]"

Some water friends made suggestions on the barrage, which were immediately unanimously recognized by others.

"I see. Who can refuse a dumb bride?"

"Yes, yes, who doesn't like Sister Zhou who doesn't talk?"

……

"Thanks to the second battalion commander's Italian artillery for sending the plane, thank you Italian artillery."

"Thank you, Lao Li's Xiangjian sent the plane, thank you Xiangjian."

In the live broadcast room, Li Xuanzhe was reading the nickname of the water friend who gave the gift with a serious look.

In Li Xuanzhe's view, this is the most sacred moment, these water friends are his parents.

In the words of Taoism, these water friends are his blessings.

Their nicknames should of course be read well.

"Honey, do you want to consider Lianmai? Don't worry, we won't let you lose."

A barrage caught Li Xuanzhe's attention.

This person's nickname is [Old Li's Tianling Gai], and he is his big brother.

"Forget it, brothers have already spent a lot of money today, don't spend any more."

Li Xuanzhe smiled and shook his head: "Magic is relatively small, and there are not many people who like to watch it. Isn't the popularity of our live broadcast room always less than [-]? In this way, if I play a new trick for the brothers, I won't even be a mic? OK?"

Li Xuanzhe really doesn't want to be angry. He is not from this world. If he becomes popular and some special people discover the clues, he may be in constant trouble from now on.

"No, I have to mic again today, or I'll be "divorced" today!"

[Lao Li's Tianling Gai] is the top brother on the list, and everyone noticed his golden barrage as soon as he sent it out.

In an instant, the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with the word "divorce".

"Okay, okay, even once?"

Li Xuanzhe gave a wry smile, and clicked on the Lianmai interface.

The direction of the barrage suddenly changed.

Husband I love you!Words like "Husband, I want to give you a monkey" have once again occupied a place on the barrage.

"Thanks to Lao Li's Tian Ling Gai for sending the plane, thank you Tian Ling Gai."

The first one on the list is arrogance. Li Xuanzhe immediately took off the plane as soon as he agreed.

The computer screen was split into two, and with a ding, a beautiful woman with a tired and curious look appeared on the Lianmai channel.

"Holy sister Zhou, my husband seizes this opportunity, you're going to be on fire."

"Come on, hubby, show off your special skills!"

……

Sister Zhou is one of the top anchors on the Shark platform. Even if the friends in Li Xuanzhe's live broadcast room have never seen Sister Zhou, they know that there is this person, and all of them suddenly became excited.

Li Xuanzhe should be the only one who can't be happy.

"Sister Zhou? It's over now."

With a thud in his heart, he smiled apologetically at the beautiful woman on the screen, and then decisively turned off the computer screen with a click.

"Broadcast next broadcast, broadcast next broadcast, and tell them there is a sudden power outage next time."

"I don't want to run away, but reality doesn't allow it hahaha I'm so smart, shit!"

Li Xuanzhe leaned on the backrest and looked at the dark computer screen and said with a proud face.

"Holy shit, he went off the air. Brothers, he went off the air the first time he saw me, but he hasn't completely gone off the air yet. What's going on with this guy?"

In the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou was stunned. She pointed to Li Xuanzhe's complacent face on the screen and shouted in shock.

"Hahahaha what did I see? The little anchor was scared away?"

"That's not right. Sister Zhou hasn't spoken yet. Is it because the mute bride is not attractive?"

……

Li Xuanzhe's wild boar behavior immediately caused a sensation in Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.

Anyone can see that Li Xuanzhe was so frightened that he downloaded the broadcast within a few seconds after seeing Sister Zhou.

Although, that was just what Li Xuanzhe thought he was doing.

"Husband, you are doing gods and demons!!! You didn't turn off the live broadcast!!!"

"Husband, look at me!!"

"Is there a possibility? Our husband is actually playing hard to get... This is a great trick!"

……

Li Xuanzhe's live broadcast room was also crazy, Li Xuanzhe just turned off his own screen, but everyone in the live broadcast room, including sister Zhou's live broadcast room, could still see his face and hear what he said.

Regardless of whether it was a game of hard-to-get or not, Li Xuanzhe's wild boar behavior had successfully attracted Sister Zhou's attention.

"Brothers, am I so scary? Let's see what this person wants to do?"

Sister Zhou's mood calmed down a bit. She leaned forward and stared at Li Xuanzhe on the screen without blinking.

Li Xuanzhe, who thought he had turned off the live broadcast, was staring at the ceiling in a daze.

This is what he does after finishing his live broadcast every day.

"I can see it. This person is just a fool. He is boring and boring. Let's get out of here."

"It's really stupid, such a good opportunity can fire him, and he chooses to download it!"

……

On the Internet where minutes last longer than years, the water friends in the live broadcast room have become impatient, and negative bullet screens have filled Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.

Sister Zhou couldn't hide her disappointment in her eyes.

She originally thought that Li Xuanzhe would come up with some new tricks, but she didn't expect that it would be even more boring.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go next."

Sister Zhou's tone was flat, and she was about to cut off the mic, and her mouse arrow just clicked on the cross, and a roar shocked everyone in the live broadcast room.

"Did you see that? [Shocked]"

A golden barrage appeared on the bare screen of the live broadcast room, and it came from the first list.

(End of this chapter)