I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 160 Follow Your Call
"Gentlemen, we must do something, or the fate of Britain will be seen."

"Huh? Do something? What? Go to Loch Ness and ask the monster how much he sold us for that sword?"

"Loch Ness is Britain's Loch Ness, and the sword in the lake is our legend in England!!"

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The "gentlemen" of the Military Intelligence Bureau are having a headache now. The myths and legends on the continent of Europa are being realized, especially the French, who actually purchased a batch of "Plasma Spark Summoning Sticks". Some of the elites roared "Chu Hao Hu Akbar", at that time summoned a handful of "data".

Single-brush Phantom [-] Fighter is the same as playing. The zoo tank next door is full of vegetables and melons.

What tiger style, what leopard style...

You are in leopard print and rat style for nothing.

If the German veteran didn't think he could go to the East to worship God and pray for scriptures, he would have raised the flag of Francestan long ago.

"We can go to Scotland and find a gentleman who is well-mannered and knowledgeable."

"Has elegant conversation."

"Dress decently."

"A magnetic voice."

"Tight buttocks..."

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The gays from the Military Intelligence Bureau suddenly turned their heads to look at the other gays.

Everyone agreed to keep a low profile, but they actually revealed their quirks.

That's... bold.

In the end, the useless gay man in the British Military Intelligence Bureau did not come up with any plan. Instead, someone boldly suggested sending elite people to follow the example of their Germanic relatives and go to the East to worship gods and seek scriptures.

It doesn't mean anything else, the powerful leader will not disappoint.

"You see, sister, have not given up hope. They are still fighting for a free world. I think we can focus our limited resources on you, see sister."

"Forget it, gentlemen, the president you see now, sister, is actually a black man. I don't mean to be racist, I am very racist."

"Me too."

"Me too."

"It seems we have reached a consensus."

"Then here comes the problem."

"Who is going to China?"

"I heard that Sir Collins's daughter doesn't have the hairiness of the Anglos. She also has beautiful eyes. Maybe she can have a friendly exchange with that gentleman."

"We must not let the Lucians take the lead!"

"This is not the British Empire, gentlemen."

"Then I can only express my thanks on behalf of the people of Guildfordshire and wish you gentlemen well."

"Praise the gentleman."

"Always praise."

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Chu Hao never expected that three generations of good-for-nothing gays in England would actually push a beautiful woman to seduce him, which is really disappointing.

He had been looking forward to the sword in the lake of Britain coming out of a dull-haired saber.

At that time, you can rub her face on the ground.

But it is clear that the Loch Ness monster is more paranoid and dislikes the Anglo barbarians very much, while the descendants of the Celtics brag every day, then raise some sheep, and then sell the sheep to the Welsh.

The society is stable and peaceful, except for more abilities, it is actually no big deal.

But one black one, Chu Hao intends to let this daughter of Sir Collins do a role play.

Without Saber, the acting is over.

After all, the powerful leader.

“There’s quality now.”

"It's still early, 'creating the world' takes time to settle. What we have to do is to achieve a balance between the two worlds by accelerating the illusion of the earth world. When the clear ones go up and the turbid ones go down, we're done. Son."

"Is there a direction?"

"To be precise, a vector is given, the direction of the expansion of the universe, and one of the directions is defined as up, which is called 'heaven'; the other direction is defined as down, and it is called 'earth'. Then, it can be more colorful Colorful."

"What's the legend like after 'Creation of the World'?"

"God Pangu died. One eye became the sun, the other eye became the moon, and the body became mountains and rivers. But obviously this evolution is not what we want, and the people do not agree."

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"So take it easy, as long as various legends continue to be born and evolve, controlled to a certain amount, so that the two worlds are always balanced, you will not be afraid."

Chu Hao chuckled, "The energy provided by the spiritual world is to let people let their imagination fly, and imagination just happens to become reality."

Very reasonable.

Then Chu Hao said some specific things about "creating a human", which made the system girl very shy. Although she is not yet fully humanized, she is basically almost there.

"The next step is to continue to gather wool from the secondary civilization."

I played the defeated country in the Second World War before, and the results were outstanding. Now I played England, and the same is true.

Captain Lily Julian Collins, as one of the few women in the Anglo regiment, of course she had never been to a battlefield, or even touched a gun.

Because she is a publicist, she takes pictures in pamphlets, and then tricks the few men who are not gay into joining the Anglo League and working for the Queen.

But this time, her task is heavy.

The master of the Military Intelligence Department and several important assistants of the Prime Minister told her: Captain Collins, your next task is to go to the East to sharpen your guns.

This is no longer a touchy issue.

But there was no way, she had to go, because her mother hadn't paid off her college loans when she was young, and at the same time she was unemployed. The master on Financial Street planned to introduce her mother to a job as a call girl.

The money comes quickly, the efficiency is high, and there is no pressure to repay the loan.

In order to prevent his mother from becoming a call girl, he had no choice but to become a call girl himself.

And I'm lucky, I only need to deal with one man.

Natasha Alexeyevna Volkova of Lucia could do it, and so could she, Lily Julian Collins.

British women never give in! !

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"Following your call..."

"Excuse me……"

"Are you my 'curse him to death'?"

"The expression, the richer the expression, there must be a kind of sadness, and then you have to sacrifice yourself. Because King Arthur doesn't exist, it doesn't matter how you interpret it, but I personally prefer the butter version."

As Chu Hao said, he took out a rope and threw it to Lily Julian Collins, "Put this dress on, and let's take a makeup photo."

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Picking up the rope, Lily was confused: Clothes?Where are the clothes?Isn't there only one rope here?

Then Natasha Alexeyevna Volkova, the Lucian lesbian, came in: "What? Get dressed quickly, we're going to Loch Ness soon."

"Why are you still standing there? Is the clothes in your hand a decoration? Do you want to go back to Britain without clothes?"

"This is clothes?!"

"Of course it's clothes. It's ability-enhancing clothes. Ordinary people are not qualified to wear them at all."

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Well, I admit it.

After getting dressed, Lily Julian Collins came out. Satisfied, Chu Hao summoned the "Watson" electric car, and said, "There's no time to explain, get in the car!"

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After getting on the car, with a whimper, I felt an energy force field forming, and the "Watson" electric car flew up.

Fortunately, the problem is not big, there is no wind resistance.

A space drift directly, passing by a space station, and inside the space station, an astronaut was eating, looking at the earth outside the window, he was very emotional, and then turned around: "Lao Li!! Is it your takeaway order? !"

"What?"

"There was a battery car just now, and it passed by in a flash, and there was a blond woman sitting behind the car."

"Clam?"

"It's true. What I awakened is the 'Eagle Eye', and I can see clearly."

"..."

"Damn it, I have to report to the ground. This is too shocking. We have to take good care of the current chaos. How much does it cost for a delivery man to go to space?"

"What do you care?"

"Take care of the delivery fee."

"Fuck, it's not... Forget it, anyway, now that there are supernatural powers everywhere, it doesn't seem so strange to fly into the sky."

"It's not nonsense. It's strange to go to the sea. The key is not to let the delivery staff think that there is no one here, so we have to hang a basket outside. If the takeaway or express delivery is delivered, it's fine to put it there. After all, we didn't leave A phone call or something."

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It was a mess in space, but the suspension of the "Watson" was good, so it was not a big problem. In addition, Chu Hao's driving skills were also good, and two satellites were damaged by crashing. Don't look at it, it must be abandoned.

Lily Julian Collins in the back seat of the car went numb immediately. She felt that it was a dream, so she closed her eyes. If it was a dream, it would disappear as soon as she opened her eyes.

Then when I opened my eyes, it really wasn't space, but a familiar breath.

"Where are we?"

"Loch Ness, it's nine o'clock in the evening London time. I'm going to call the water monster out, let it hand over the 'Sword in the Lake', and then I will start the live broadcast."

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"Don't worry, when you start the live broadcast, you already have more armor on your body, and you won't only have one piece of clothing."

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Is this clothes? !
This is obviously a rope! !

Chu Hao rode a battery car to the center of the lake, raised his hand and patted the water surface, and then a monster in the shape of a plesiosaur appeared.

"This, this is the Fairy of the Lake?!"

"That's right, it's just the appearance of the Naga in South Asian legends."

"you know?"

"Of course I don't know, but the manifestation of the legend is related to localization. The main rulers of Britain are South Asians, and the main legend is consistent with the 'Sword in the Lake' and Loch Ness. It is this kind of Naga. "

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Lily Julian Collins felt that she had heard a very remarkable piece of information. It turns out that myths and figures around the world are like this?
No wonder the Military Intelligence Department asked her to go to Dongtu to grind a gun to extract essence, it really made sense.

"Then, what should I do?"

"Go up and draw your sword."

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Looking at the 30-meter-high plesiosaur with a sword stuck in the monster's head, Lily Julian Collins went numb. Is this a human thing?
"Go and draw your sword."

With that said, Chu Hao started the live broadcast.

"Hello friends, here we go again."

"No, Master, why is it so dark in your place?"

"Didn't you see the leader coming out to walk his pet?"

"Pet? Which?"

In the screen, the monster that looks like a plesiosaur, and Lily Julian Collins who suddenly turned into a bunny girl, all caught the audience's eyes.

"Nonsense, of course it's a bunny girl. Is the other one a pet? That's food!"

"Wait, you walking pet...is it serious?"

"Hey, this is popular now, but I didn't expect the leader to have a lot of fun with it."

"What the hell?! What other show is there?"

"It's a quick snap. As soon as I came in, I saw the master walking his dog."

"I trembled, and calculated, this monster should be the Loch Ness monster."

"And then it started to smell sweet again?"

"It's impossible. What happens to all the monsters that spit fragrance at the door, don't I need to introduce more?"

"'Octopus' is tens of meters in size, twice the size of the Loch Ness Monster. Wasn't it rubbed against the port? This is a younger brother."

"A Loch Ness Monster that doesn't breathe sweetness is not a good monster."

"Is he taking care of the 'Sword in the Lake' and waiting for the plot to draw the sword? Do you think it's just stuck there?"

"Wait, I'm from London. I have teleportation skills. Is there a group? Brush the 'Loch Ness' copy? I feel like I can get a lot of wool."

"Are you plucking wool? You want to kneel and lick the master at close range. But so do I, I can 'harden the skin', and it's no problem to resist damage from the front."

"Do you have control?"

"There's a guy who can turn into a 'swamp', isn't he trading oil futures on Financial Street? Shake him."

"It's coming, it's coming, as soon as I heard that the master is coming, I uninstalled the trading software at that time."

"Let's go, let's gather under Big Ben and report the coordinates. I will teleport there first, then open a big one, and move away together."

But at this time, the Loch Ness Monster's small mouth, which had been smeared with honey, did not dare to open it now. It had no choice but to feel an unprecedented fear.

However, it still said firmly: "An Anglo barbarian is not qualified to draw a sword!!!!"

Monsters are never slaves! !
“ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

"Awesome!!!!!!"

"The monster is hard!!!"

"what?!"

"Mistyped! The monster is hardened!!!!!!"

"666666666"

"My little monster is awesome."

"It's all over, it's over."

"It's gone, there's nothing to see anymore."

However, he never expected that when the Loch Ness Monster thought he was dead, Chu Hao had a serious look on his face: "She is not an Anglo, she is my pet."

"Uh……"

The Loch Ness Monster shuddered and felt that things were getting a little complicated. It was not very intelligent, and it didn’t look very smart...

After a while, the Loch Ness Monster nodded: "It seems to be true."

"Draw the sword, draw the sword and draw the sword."

As he said that, Chu Hao took out a box of "Fengxue Dali Pills", "It's so reasonable, I'm so embarrassed to ask you to come out to work at night, come, try my hometown's specialties."

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The entire barrage area was autistic at the time.

(End of this chapter)