I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 161 We also have legends!

Master Chu, you, an old comrade who is invincible in the world, come to deceive a Loch Ness Monster who doesn't look very smart, okay?This is not good.

Can "Fengxue Daliwan" be used as feed casually?
The viewers in the live broadcast room are not only autistic, but it is hard to find a "Fengxue Dali Pill" now, and the price is really expensive. Many people see it everywhere to fight monsters and brush dungeons to gain experience in exchange.

No way, after the "explosion of the fantasy side", the abilities of the supernatural beings have improved, except for a very few who are cheating and can rely on their understanding to practice.

The vast majority are due to drug use.

Being enlightened and becoming stronger means becoming stronger, but taking drugs and becoming stronger is not becoming stronger?
So normal people choose to take drugs.

In particular, the "Fengxue Dali Pill" has no side effects. In the words of the "Special Union Department", it was prescribed and purified by Comrade Chu Hao. What's the problem?
Director Chu, an expert in "neurology", can sell you a panacea with serious side effects?
"I'm going, this Nima Englishman can't be autistic?! The ancestors boasted all about it, and it was all fucked by outsiders."

"What English, it's called Xiaojili."

"By the way, doesn't John Bull know how to use some international law to frighten him?"

"Are you kidding? Water monsters have independent consciousness, can think, belong to intelligent life, and are theoretically a 'person'. Then it is at most an illegal immigrant, and it is too late for you to make a claim. Besides, it is still the past. In the past, we It is because we are not strong enough to admit the 'Westphalia' system while pinching our noses. Now it is a bird, and John Bull has to pose in whatever posture it asks."

"Is your posture the same as Kaxiang's hobby?"

"Kassian really likes bacon."

"Especially the one who did it."

"Gan!"

"Grandpa vomited."

"Catch it and spit it out."

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There was a killing spree in the barrage area, and after a while it was so disgusting that even the administrator was vomiting behind the monitor. However, times have changed, and administrators can't stop them, because there are really people who can crawl over along the network cable.

Various versions of Sadako have been transformed into tool ghosts by some wicked ghosts.

"Fuck? The bunny girl is going to draw her sword!"

"It would be nice to have some BGM at this time."

"Let's have a nuclear explosion or something."

"Can the two stinging apes go away?"

"Did Erthorn Ape eat your rice?"

"I didn't eat it, but if you push me again, can I turn you into rice?"

"I've called the police."

"You can do it..."

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The comments section was equally unsightly, but at this time Lily Julian Collins, in her bunny girl form, ran to draw her sword.

The horn on the head of the Loch Ness Monster was just pulled out like this.

No pain at all and no bleeding.

"When you pull out this sword, it will be...forget it."

The water monster didn't bother to speak his lines, so he directly said to Chu Hao, "Do you still have many of these things?"

"It's not too much, but there is still a little bit."

"Then I'll go with you, I just need to find a place to live, lakes, rivers, ponds, whatever."

"You can fly? I'm on the other side of the earth."

"I can walk through underground rivers."

"That's fine. I'll implant a chip for you. This is a high-tech technology from my hometown. It can locate your position at any time. If there is any problem, the chip can sense it and even send someone out to rescue you."

"learn!"

Then the Loch Ness monster plunged down and jumped twice, and the whole lake calmed down.

The barrage area was suddenly stunned.

"Fuck?! Am I the only one who finds it strange that there is no pressure for the monster to communicate with the head of Chu?"

"Fuck? Me too!! I definitely know that I can't understand the language of the monster, but I can understand it, shit... I don't know how to describe that feeling, like every word the monster said Everything is automatically translated."

"Forget it, it's a movie with subtitles."

"Fuck..."

"In place!"

"In place +1!"

"In place +233!"

"Gah, sure enough, after the 'fantasy-side explosion', any kind of moth can fly."

"Then here comes the problem. The Loch Ness monster is gone, and the sword in the lake is gone. Doesn't this little lucky boy jump?"

"Jumped, but not completely. These bastards are protesting on Weibo."

"Incompetent fury."

"Incompetent Fury +1!"

In fact, what is staring at Chu Hao's live broadcast room is the global traffic since he started to support "Zhu Fangzhu".

In addition, Chu Hao's subordinates, such as the "Xiangxuan Group", were able to single-handedly use the "Tower of the God of Misfortune", and rubbed the "superhero" you saw, sister, this is the top of the top class. flow.

That is to say, the system mother is now Buddha-like and calm. Otherwise, "ding ding ding" every day would make Chu Hao doubt his life.

Reaching the combat power of King Frieza is no longer a matter, now it is necessary to "shatter the void" and live a happy life with the wife of the system.

At this moment, after Chu Hao was seen in the live broadcast room dealing with the Loch Ness Monster that his government could not deal with, Britain's diplomatic "licking" group directly protested through the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

The British, the souls of the British, are possessed by the lobster soldiers at this moment, and the glory of the past shines on them as they move forward. They are still a decent big country.

However, the ambassador himself was fooled, and he said in a daze, "Your own monster ran away with someone, so what does it have to do with me?"

The Foreign Secretary was angry: "That is our legend, our myth, the common imagination and historical narrative of all of us Britons, and now it has followed your country's public officials!"

The ambassador was stunned again: "Do you have legends?"

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Britons shall never be slaves! !
Open the three epics of Europa, "Beowulf" is glory!
The ambassador was shocked at the time: Doesn’t that thing tell the story of Scandinavia?
The foreign minister was angry again: it was narrated in an ancient dialect! !

The ambassador was a little embarrassed, and reminded me tactfully: I wrote "Apollo eats sesame seed cakes" in Chinese, so can we say that Apollo is the hero of our country, our civilization, and our nation?
Then the foreign minister didn't want to continue chatting, so he went back to the first office to report the situation.

Prime Minister Kajulun was shocked, folded his hands on the desk, and asked very seriously: "In the Greater London area, what is our most influential fantasy story?"

"Hallelujah... no, Harry Potter."

"We need Hogwarts, we need Potter."

"Yes, Prime Minister."

It's just that I never expected that there was a little deviation in the fantasy.

There are only tens of millions of people in England, and less than 40.00% of them are willing to offer good wishes to "Harry Potter".

Because more old men, like Hermione more.

Especially Hermione pole dancing in the bar.

As a result, the situation has deviated by a billion points. In the common consciousness of the entire Greater London area, as many as 40 male compatriots want a live, hot, shameless... Hermione.

First of all, Kajulun suddenly misses the pig in the university, at least, the shame is concealed.

But now, seeing the "Hermione" bitch everywhere, he had no choice but to find a secluded tavern to drink in silence, and then watch "Hermione" dancing on the bar.

So fucking exciting! !
"Wow~~~"

After a whistle, Kassian pulled out a euro, Britain wasn't in the euro zone, but he pulled out a euro and slipped it onto Hermione's thigh strap.

A rope tied to the thigh is originally a characteristic of dancers.

However, Kaxiang occasionally likes to watch animal videos, such as pigs and sheep, which are more cute, and occasionally sees a female ape dancing, with a belt of various colors tied on her thigh, which makes him feel I have regained my youth.

"Sir, sir, our 'Sword in the Lake' was finally taken away by us English."

"First of all, my lord, you did a great job!"

"Praise be to you, my sir."

“Let’s raise a toast to the Prime Minister!!”

"To the British Empire!"

"To the queen!"

"Honor Britain!"

"Respect Prime Minister!"

"To 'Hermione'!! Take off the damn t-shirt!!!!"

"Wuhu~~"

For a split second, Kassian felt like he had done something without doing anything, which was amazing.

"Lily Julian Collins is our Englishman, she is the daughter of Sir Collins, her own!!"

"To the Collins family!"

"Wuhu~~"

After a lively conversation, Kaxiang felt that the whole person was much better. It was obvious that he could hold the position of prime minister for a long time.

It's just that the wine is relatively high, and I drank a little too much. After a hangover, Kaxiang woke up in a rural pigsty and received a text message from his secretary.

It probably means that the support rate has increased again.

pride.

As for the other messy things, they are all trivial matters.

The Loch Ness Monster is gone. Most people in Britain are supernatural beings. Who can't turn into a monster?
After transforming into Ness Lake, wouldn't there be monsters again?
Isn’t the legend back again?

The old village is also back.

Everything came back.

Now holding "Hogwarts" in his hand, Kaxiang feels that he is doing well again, the country has gained dignity again, and his voice in the world has risen again.

It was just the new report that made Kaxiang shut up again.

It is mainly the country that was defeated in the Second World War and the owner of Lily Julian Collins. In terms of the degree of completion of "Hogwarts", there are various wonderful derivatives.

"what is this?"

"Legend, Prime Minister."

"I mean, this is...what!"

"Er... "Harry Potter and the Golden Cudgel", sir, that's how it's translated. The 'Golden Cudgel' is a weapon in oriental mythology, it weighs as much as..."

"Shut up!! I know what this is, I want to ask you, what is this!"

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"Uh... except for "Harry Potter and the Golden Hoop", this one is "We still don't know the name of the cup we saw that day."

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"Sir, I think this goblet is the 'Goblet of Fire'."

"go out."

"Uh... sir, I think I'm going to explain, actually..."

"go out!"

"Yes, Prime Minister."

Cruel, so cruel.

Turning on the desktop computer and swiping the piggy video, the whole person is full of strength again.

Ka Xiang's tiger body trembled, and he suddenly had a bold idea: "Since they can derive our legend, why don't we derive their legend? This should also work."

Then the rare and serious meeting of prime ministers began.

"Gentlemen, we are facing unprecedented challenges! Our 'imagination', our 'fantasy', is being eaten away. We cannot live without 'Hogwarts', and would rather live without 'Beowulf'!"

"Hello, Mr. Prime Minister. Regarding 'Hogwarts', I think we have quite a lot of competitors."

"No, no, this time our focus is not to prevent 'Hogwarts' from being derived, but... Gentlemen, why don't we create myths and legends of other civilizations?"

"Uh... Prime Minister, this requires a large number of people with education and literacy skills."

"Is it difficult?"

"Uh...with all due respect, sir, even in the high schools in the Greater London area, there are a large part of teenagers who cannot read. They can't even understand a normal international news, they can only understand the conversations in life."

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"Also, the population of the whole of Britain is too small, not even [-] million, while our competitors have more than a billion..."

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"The most important point is that their writing system determines that their creative efficiency is more than seven times that of ours. Even if there is no 'fantasy explosion', this is an objective fact, sir."

"Don't we have anyone we can use? For example, writers who write in English, even if you can't find a sister, you can see people. South Asia, South Asia used to be our colony, and they also speak English. Shouldn't that be okay?"

"With all due respect, sir, illiteracy in South Asia is as high as 40.00% two."

"Nonsense! According to the UN report, the illiteracy rate there is 20.00% six."

"Hahahahaha... sorry, hahahahaha... sorry again. Prime Minister, you should know that first of all, the United Nations is a tool of the victorious countries, it is just a tool; secondly, the standard of illiteracy in South Asia is different from ours, as long as they can use this He is not illiterate if he writes his name in a Welsh script. Just as a Welshman writes his name in a Welsh script, he can only prove that he is a Welshman, nothing more."

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"Based on the new situation now, I have a suggestion, Mr Prime Minister."

"Tell me."

With a tired face, Ka Xiang thought about how better to have two drinks at night, and then watch "Hermione" dance, and for the rest, let's explode and destroy, I'm tired.

"We can organize an essay competition, such as the 'We also have legends' activity, and let people participate. This may strengthen our 'Hogwarts'."

"Huh? To be more specific?"

"I've recently found out that there is a lot of interest in 'Hermione' in the greater London area, and we can totally…"

"Okay, no need to say more, veto, next one."

"Some professional housewives, and young Potter..."

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(End of this chapter)