Showdown: Hanba is hiding in my house

Chapter 2
Shen Lang is a time traveler. The strange thing is that he has traveled to a world similar to the earth, and the place he is in is the Dragon Kingdom, a country full of various legends.

The identity of coming here is from a family of exorcists. Not long after he graduated, because he couldn't find a job in the city, he continued his grandfather's ancestral unique skills.

In some deep mountains and old forests, as a corpse hunter, you can always find travelers in distress.

In fact, Shen Lang didn't intend to be a corpse chaser. The reason why he became a corpse chaser was because he awakened a system.

[Ding dong!The host finds Huang Youwei’s body and is rewarded with 1000 merit points.]

Shen Lang shook the bell, and suddenly a half-rotten headless corpse emerged from the soil. Shen Lang immediately took out a talisman from his bosom, and stuck the talisman on the chest of the corpse.

Then a miraculous thing happened, the headless corpse held its own head and obediently came to the back of the line.

The so-called team is just a team of "corpse" tied with a rope.

"It's been ten years since I died, and it hasn't rotted cleanly. It seems that the name of this thousand-year corpse breeding place really lives up to its name!" Shen Lang said.

He was going to leave, but when he saw Mai Meng lying on the ground, he thought it was almost night, if he left this girl in the wilderness at night, even if he didn't encounter those dirty things, just some wild beasts would be scary .

Let’s talk about the most humble mouse.

All the mice in the Misty Mountain are as big as a palm.

Someone once slept on a barren mountain. In the middle of the night, his face was in severe pain. When he woke up, he found that half of his face had been eaten by mice.

"rise!"

Shen Lang shook the bell again, and the corpses were very obedient and lifted Mai Meng up.

Shen Lang rummaged through Mai Meng's bag, and found a car key and driver's license on it: "Mai Meng? Cute? I'll go, there's such a classic name!"

He glanced at Mai Meng's figure, good guy, this figure is perfect.

With a slender waist, slender legs, skin as delicate as white jade, and exquisite and picturesque facial features, she is really a real beauty.

It is false to say that there are no evil thoughts, but Shen Lang knows that what he has accumulated in his job as a corpse chaser is yin virtue. The ancients said:

"Those who accumulate virtue, do not do something because of what they say, and don't do it because of the smallness of evil. Be careful of bad luck in the next life."

Sure enough, at the foot of the mountain, Shen Lang found a car. He pressed the key, and with a "click", the door of the car opened, and Mai Meng was sent into the car by her, and then Mai Meng's carry-on Items are also placed on the side.

There is a crack in the window so that although there may be mosquitoes, they will not suffocate in the car.

After rectifying the girl, Shen Lang pinched a spell on the five corpses behind: "Ye Luo must return to her roots. After death, she will be buried in the tomb of her ancestors. Dutiful sons and grandsons will move back for funerals. Relatives and friends will also know each other. Return!"

As soon as the words fell, the five corpses jumped at the same time, facing Shen Lang.

And when Shen Lang shook the bell in his hand, the five corpses jumped along.

Among them, Huang Youwei's headless corpse is the funniest, because it holds its head and dances, and the tongue that sticks out turns left and right for a while.

With the changes of the times, the corpse exorcists have also changed in many ways.

Because there are surveillance cameras on the road now, there is also a particular point about the strange skills such as the corpse chaser, that is, you can't let your own strange skills be exposed to the cameras.

Otherwise it is taboo.

This is why many photographers and videographers rarely take pictures of dead people, because if you take a picture of him today, he will follow behind you to "take a picture" of you tomorrow.

So Shen Lang came to the foot of Mist Mountain. At this time, several cars were parked. Shen Lang followed their instructions and found the body they wanted.

One more is not much, one less is not much.

If you give me the money for one, don't worry about me asking for two corpses.

Seeing Shen Lang, the family members of these patients also paid homage to their own family members.

Speaking of which, there are various situations in the world. For example, there is a female corpse in her early twenties. She had a conflict with her family and then ran away from home, but accidentally fell down a mountain in Nancheng, and the body was not found in the end.

It turned out that it was dragged into the cave by several otters. When Shen Lang found it, his abdomen was hollowed out.

Or an obese middle-aged man, this middle-aged man is very serious, has a mistress, but was cheated out of all his money by the mistress, so he felt sorry for his wife and children at home, and threw himself into the river.

Unexpectedly, the already obese body was soaked in water for half a month, and now it was even more swollen.

The other corpses also have stories, and each corpse represents a period of his life.

Shen Lang also followed the etiquette of the family, bowing to the family members, and Shen Lang bowed, the family members dared not refuse to give the gift.

One red envelope per person, 1 yuan per red envelope.

But when it came to Huang Youwei's decapitated body, the eldest son of the Huang family hesitated: "Is... 1 yuan too high?"

"Since you think the price is too high, why not... you don't pay for this corpse." Shen Lang put away the bell, and walked forward with a blank expression, "But...you can do it yourself."

Do it yourself!

These few words hit the heart of the eldest son of the Huang family like a curse. The eldest son of the Huang family learned about such a strange person from his grandma, so he entrusted him to deliver his father's body to him. bring back.

My mother warned me over and over again not to offend such a miraculous person.

The other family members around also looked at the eldest son of the Huang family jokingly. They were all "knowledgeable" people, and they all looked at him with sympathy.

Dare to offend the exorcist?This man is out of his mind.

The eldest son of the Huang family also reacted immediately, and his wife slapped him fiercely: "You are stupid, Master Shen is the one who deserves it?"

When the eldest son of the Huang family saw his father's corpse standing upright, his face was so frightened that he turned around and chased after him immediately: "Master Shen, you misunderstood, I mean ten thousand is too little, this is my own father, I will give you Twenty thousand!"

"Hey, thank you boss, the boss's condolences have changed, by the way... I would like to warn the boss, your father has been separated from his body, and he has been in Misty Mountain for many years, and his body is too dark. After moving home, hurry up and spark. "

"Did he be killed?" the eldest son of the Huang family asked

"If you hang yourself with a one-millimeter steel wire, can you keep your neck unbroken?"

"hiss……"

……

Shen Lang turned on the phone and found a piece of news on the phone.

The hero Fangzheng was killed and encountered a flash flood, but the body could not be found.

[Ding dong, the host has started a new mission, Fang Zheng. 】

"I'm going, let me take on the task again, I plan to go on a blind date this week!" Shen Lang cursed at the system.

But when he saw that the other party was a hero who rescued the flood, his heart softened. After all, he was very patriotic, so he quietly accepted the task.

In fact, this is not the first time he has done such a task. The system has been activated for half a year, and he has received twelve tasks in half a year. This time the task is the most, and he has done five orders at one time.

In a business like his, if you don't open for half a year, you only have to eat for half a year. He originally planned to save some money and forget about it, but he didn't plan to do it day and night.

He pulled up his sleeves and found that the wound on his arm had begun to turn blue.

It turned out that last month, he encountered a corpse change and was bitten.

(End of this chapter)