Showdown: Hanba is hiding in my house
Chapter 3 Gu Master Long Laolan
Chapter 3 Gu Master Long Laolan
After Mai Meng woke up from the car, she stretched.
This time, she could not sleep soundly and had several nightmares.
She dreamed that she was lifted up by a group of corpses, and saw that the corpse driver was a little brother, who gently sent her back to the car.
"Is it a dream?"
Mai Meng opened the car door and walked out, but when she was outside, her expression changed.
She saw footprints on the ground, these footprints were very strange, the steps of the five people were exactly the same, and the steps of the other person were very normal.
This is not right!
Mai Meng's beautiful eyes were also wide open at this time, and she had a bad premonition in her heart.
She picked up her mobile phone and immediately ran towards the mountain. In the misty mountain in the morning, the fog was much lighter.
She didn't encounter any strange phenomenon, but came to the original place easily.
Halfway up the mountain.
Betel nut residue, packaging bags, a big hole in the ground, a shoe left in a corner, and the smell of urine around.
Mai Meng sat on the ground, she looked at the sky: "In this world, is there really... a corpse chaser?"
……
Shen Lang lay on the couch in the store, which was left to him by his grandfather.
Those who buy paper figurines and paper money now have machines that can directly press paper money, as in the past they were all cut by hand.
Of course, this is just a superficial fact. In fact, the main income is to drive corpses, which was also the case with my grandfather at that time.
It's just that expelling corpses is too superstitious among ordinary people, and it is not as professional as "one-stop funeral".
According to seniority, the business of exorcising corpses should be passed on to Uncle Shen Lang, but Uncle Shen Lang fell in love with a woman, became her son-in-law, and "married" out.
In line, it happened to be Shen Lang's father.
But Shen Lang's father is an archaeologist, and he and his mother are away from home all the time, and he refuses to inherit the mantle of the old man in the family. He doesn't come back several times a year, so Shen Lang naturally inherits this business.
However, apart from staying up late occasionally, most of them are fishing, and their days are leisurely, and the money they earn is enough to spend.
Shen Lang felt that if he could marry another daughter-in-law, his life would be happy.
But marrying a wife is a big deal, and it is also the biggest problem in this business.
Human beings' fear of funeral culture has gradually turned into disgust. Shen Lang once had a few kisses, but they basically fell through.
The reason is that Shen Lang runs a funeral supplies store, so it doesn't sound good.
His first love girlfriend was the cosmetologist for the funeral parlor, but when Shen Lang was practicing "lifting the corpse", the corpse of the funeral parlor had a dance party.
At that time, the scene was very grand, whether it was run over by a car, committed suicide or jumped from a building, or was fragmented, they all dragged their bodies and danced.
And Shen Lang took the microphone and sang Chen Achun's "You Are Ruthless" at the funeral home.
That scene frightened his girlfriend, so his girlfriend dumped him as soon as she was cruel.
"Hiss..." Shen Lang gasped, stood up, and walked towards the next door.
Next door is an acupuncture shop, which was opened by an old lady. The old lady was my grandfather's romantic partner at the time, but my grandfather was not lucky enough to leave first.
Originally, the two planned to have a vigorous sunset romance.
The old grandma, nicknamed "Long Laolan", is a close friend of grandpa. Her voodoo skills are unprecedented, but she is too old, and people are afraid that when she gets the needle, one of her hands will shake and get crooked.
She has sharp wrinkles on her face, but her eyes are very sharp.
"Grandma, it happened again." Shen Lang walked over and said.
Beside Long Laolan is a 17-year-old girl who is very beautiful, but unfortunately her eyes are dull because she is blind.
"Brother Lang?" Long Xueqi said.
"Yes, I'll ask Grandma to get an injection." Shen Lang said.
Long Laolan rolled up Shen Lang's sleeves. Seeing the tooth marks on Shen Lang's hands, she frowned and said, "Going out to work again?"
"Well, I went to Mist Mountain." Shen Lang said.
"Yaoshou, you are infected with the corpse poison, and you still go to a place where the corpse smell is so strong. Didn't your grandfather tell you? If you are infected with the corpse smell, you need at least half a year of cultivation." Long Laolan scolded.
Shen Lang chuckled: "Grandma, isn't this for finding a wife? Now that a man doesn't have a house, how can he marry a wife? I just want to earn more."
"Xiaomian, I'll let Qiqi be your wife, do you want to?" Long Laolan brought a bamboo pot from a small box, opened the bamboo pot, and found a light yellow leech.
She draped the leech on Shen Lang's injured arm to suck blood, and the surface of the leech changed from light yellow to light red in a short while.
"I am eight years older than Qiqi, and Qiqi is still in school." Shen Lang said, Long Xueqi is currently studying in the high school for the blind, and I heard that her grades are very good.
"I see you, I just despise Qiqi for being blind." Long Laolan cursed, but she sighed regretfully when she saw the leech that was full.
"Little thing, let's go." As he said that, Long Laolan took down the blood-sucking leech, but the leech had become rigid and dead.
Shen Lang pulled down his sleeves: "Grandma, how much is it together with last time?"
"Six hundred and one time, you tied it twice, let's count it as one thousand." Long Laolan packed the box and said.
Shen Lang put down the two thousand, and fled like an escape. He knew that every time the old lady inhaled corpse poison, a leech would die, and these leech species were very cherished. Originally, the old lady didn't want to collect money, but because Because of her grandfather's existence, she helped herself without hesitation.
Shen Lang returned to the store, but at this time there was already one more person in the store.
"Girl, should I buy paper money or wreaths? There's a recent promotion, buy one coffin and get one free, or I'll make one for you, girl? Just in case you need it as a spare?" Shen Lang closed the recliner and put it behind the door.
The girl turned around and smiled at Shen Lang: "Mr. Corpse Man, hello."
"It's you?!" Shen Lang was stunned, he didn't expect that the person who came was Mai Meng, but he didn't tell Mai Meng his identity.
Mai Meng was walking around in the store. She looked at some old objects in the store, picked up an urn and said, "You must be thinking in your mind, you obviously didn't reveal your identity to me, but why do I know you?"
"You..." Shen Lang was about to speak, but was interrupted by Mai Meng.
Mai Meng said: "You want to say now, you want to ask me how I know, don't worry, let me explain to you slowly!"
As she said that, Mai Meng took out an old newspaper, and there was a small page with a line written on it.
"Adi Shen, the last descendant of the Jiangcheng corpse-killing family."
Adi Shen is the name of my grandfather. In any era, the names are very easy to understand, such as Xiaomei, Adi, Zhaodi, etc...
And this old newspaper was actually 30 years ago, older than Shen Lang himself.
Shen Lang frowned, and said, "How much?"
Mai Meng was puzzled: "What? How much is it?"
"How much to seal your mouth?" Shen Lang was straightforward, and his previous affection for this girl immediately disappeared.
(End of this chapter)
After Mai Meng woke up from the car, she stretched.
This time, she could not sleep soundly and had several nightmares.
She dreamed that she was lifted up by a group of corpses, and saw that the corpse driver was a little brother, who gently sent her back to the car.
"Is it a dream?"
Mai Meng opened the car door and walked out, but when she was outside, her expression changed.
She saw footprints on the ground, these footprints were very strange, the steps of the five people were exactly the same, and the steps of the other person were very normal.
This is not right!
Mai Meng's beautiful eyes were also wide open at this time, and she had a bad premonition in her heart.
She picked up her mobile phone and immediately ran towards the mountain. In the misty mountain in the morning, the fog was much lighter.
She didn't encounter any strange phenomenon, but came to the original place easily.
Halfway up the mountain.
Betel nut residue, packaging bags, a big hole in the ground, a shoe left in a corner, and the smell of urine around.
Mai Meng sat on the ground, she looked at the sky: "In this world, is there really... a corpse chaser?"
……
Shen Lang lay on the couch in the store, which was left to him by his grandfather.
Those who buy paper figurines and paper money now have machines that can directly press paper money, as in the past they were all cut by hand.
Of course, this is just a superficial fact. In fact, the main income is to drive corpses, which was also the case with my grandfather at that time.
It's just that expelling corpses is too superstitious among ordinary people, and it is not as professional as "one-stop funeral".
According to seniority, the business of exorcising corpses should be passed on to Uncle Shen Lang, but Uncle Shen Lang fell in love with a woman, became her son-in-law, and "married" out.
In line, it happened to be Shen Lang's father.
But Shen Lang's father is an archaeologist, and he and his mother are away from home all the time, and he refuses to inherit the mantle of the old man in the family. He doesn't come back several times a year, so Shen Lang naturally inherits this business.
However, apart from staying up late occasionally, most of them are fishing, and their days are leisurely, and the money they earn is enough to spend.
Shen Lang felt that if he could marry another daughter-in-law, his life would be happy.
But marrying a wife is a big deal, and it is also the biggest problem in this business.
Human beings' fear of funeral culture has gradually turned into disgust. Shen Lang once had a few kisses, but they basically fell through.
The reason is that Shen Lang runs a funeral supplies store, so it doesn't sound good.
His first love girlfriend was the cosmetologist for the funeral parlor, but when Shen Lang was practicing "lifting the corpse", the corpse of the funeral parlor had a dance party.
At that time, the scene was very grand, whether it was run over by a car, committed suicide or jumped from a building, or was fragmented, they all dragged their bodies and danced.
And Shen Lang took the microphone and sang Chen Achun's "You Are Ruthless" at the funeral home.
That scene frightened his girlfriend, so his girlfriend dumped him as soon as she was cruel.
"Hiss..." Shen Lang gasped, stood up, and walked towards the next door.
Next door is an acupuncture shop, which was opened by an old lady. The old lady was my grandfather's romantic partner at the time, but my grandfather was not lucky enough to leave first.
Originally, the two planned to have a vigorous sunset romance.
The old grandma, nicknamed "Long Laolan", is a close friend of grandpa. Her voodoo skills are unprecedented, but she is too old, and people are afraid that when she gets the needle, one of her hands will shake and get crooked.
She has sharp wrinkles on her face, but her eyes are very sharp.
"Grandma, it happened again." Shen Lang walked over and said.
Beside Long Laolan is a 17-year-old girl who is very beautiful, but unfortunately her eyes are dull because she is blind.
"Brother Lang?" Long Xueqi said.
"Yes, I'll ask Grandma to get an injection." Shen Lang said.
Long Laolan rolled up Shen Lang's sleeves. Seeing the tooth marks on Shen Lang's hands, she frowned and said, "Going out to work again?"
"Well, I went to Mist Mountain." Shen Lang said.
"Yaoshou, you are infected with the corpse poison, and you still go to a place where the corpse smell is so strong. Didn't your grandfather tell you? If you are infected with the corpse smell, you need at least half a year of cultivation." Long Laolan scolded.
Shen Lang chuckled: "Grandma, isn't this for finding a wife? Now that a man doesn't have a house, how can he marry a wife? I just want to earn more."
"Xiaomian, I'll let Qiqi be your wife, do you want to?" Long Laolan brought a bamboo pot from a small box, opened the bamboo pot, and found a light yellow leech.
She draped the leech on Shen Lang's injured arm to suck blood, and the surface of the leech changed from light yellow to light red in a short while.
"I am eight years older than Qiqi, and Qiqi is still in school." Shen Lang said, Long Xueqi is currently studying in the high school for the blind, and I heard that her grades are very good.
"I see you, I just despise Qiqi for being blind." Long Laolan cursed, but she sighed regretfully when she saw the leech that was full.
"Little thing, let's go." As he said that, Long Laolan took down the blood-sucking leech, but the leech had become rigid and dead.
Shen Lang pulled down his sleeves: "Grandma, how much is it together with last time?"
"Six hundred and one time, you tied it twice, let's count it as one thousand." Long Laolan packed the box and said.
Shen Lang put down the two thousand, and fled like an escape. He knew that every time the old lady inhaled corpse poison, a leech would die, and these leech species were very cherished. Originally, the old lady didn't want to collect money, but because Because of her grandfather's existence, she helped herself without hesitation.
Shen Lang returned to the store, but at this time there was already one more person in the store.
"Girl, should I buy paper money or wreaths? There's a recent promotion, buy one coffin and get one free, or I'll make one for you, girl? Just in case you need it as a spare?" Shen Lang closed the recliner and put it behind the door.
The girl turned around and smiled at Shen Lang: "Mr. Corpse Man, hello."
"It's you?!" Shen Lang was stunned, he didn't expect that the person who came was Mai Meng, but he didn't tell Mai Meng his identity.
Mai Meng was walking around in the store. She looked at some old objects in the store, picked up an urn and said, "You must be thinking in your mind, you obviously didn't reveal your identity to me, but why do I know you?"
"You..." Shen Lang was about to speak, but was interrupted by Mai Meng.
Mai Meng said: "You want to say now, you want to ask me how I know, don't worry, let me explain to you slowly!"
As she said that, Mai Meng took out an old newspaper, and there was a small page with a line written on it.
"Adi Shen, the last descendant of the Jiangcheng corpse-killing family."
Adi Shen is the name of my grandfather. In any era, the names are very easy to understand, such as Xiaomei, Adi, Zhaodi, etc...
And this old newspaper was actually 30 years ago, older than Shen Lang himself.
Shen Lang frowned, and said, "How much?"
Mai Meng was puzzled: "What? How much is it?"
"How much to seal your mouth?" Shen Lang was straightforward, and his previous affection for this girl immediately disappeared.
(End of this chapter)
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