The strongest martial arts system

Chapter 12 The Perfect System and Wife Cake

Qingyun County Public Security Bureau, detention room.

Gu Yan leaned against the wall boredly, flipping through books of martial arts classics in his mind.

In Gu Yan's view, this kind of behavior is simply a kind of torture.

Take the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms as an example. The power of the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms recorded in this classic is so powerful that no one can compare with it.

But why can't I practice it myself!
Don't watch it, it's boring!Look, greedy!This is the reason for the torture.

Otherwise, I would follow Ren Woxing's example and engrave the cheats on the bottom of this cell.If descendants come here, they can be regarded as preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts.

However, Ren Woxing used his internal strength to engrave his thoughts on the iron bed.

If it was me, wouldn't I have to break my fingers?
Maybe the fingers are worn out, maybe I can write a blood book.

"What is the host worrying about?" The system's voice sounded.

"I'm annoyed. There are so many martial arts in front of me, but none of them favor me!"

"Host, don't worry, as long as you complete the task, sooner or later you will turn over their cards!"

I go?Is the system so smart now?Even know the flop.

Gu Yan curled his lips and said: "That's right, but now that I have Dou Zhuan Xing Yi in my hand, I can already block and kill God."

"The host is still too naive!" The system poured down another pot of cold water, and said, "There is also a limit to Dou Zhuan Xing Yi. First, I need my judgment to allow the host to use it. Secondly, Dou Zhuan Xing Yi can't transfer everything. Now The host is a weak chicken. If you encounter a strong person and use it forcibly, it will destroy the body, resulting in a drop in the system score. And according to the host's physique score, there is also a transfer limit for Star Shift."

"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Gu Yan shouted dissatisfied.

"The host didn't even ask!" The system said innocently, "And next time, the host must not use Dou Zhuan Xing to pretend to be coercive!"

"why?"

"Because... pretending to be invisible is the most deadly!"

"puff……"

Gu Yan spat out a mouthful of old blood, this system really knows everything, and it learns from others' strengths!
"Host, I told you to be careful. Why didn't you listen?"

After the chat, the system began to question Gu Yan.

"I said you know how to lay the groundwork first before asking questions before talking about the serious business? Your system is so high-end, is it upgraded to the flagship version? It seems that the city has a lot of routines, so why don't we go back to the countryside!" Gu Yan smiled Said non-smiling.

"The rural roads are too slippery, and the routines are complicated. Please answer the host directly!"

"..."

What else can Gu Yan say and write at this time?A capital suit!
"This..." Gu Yan thought for a while, and said: "Actually, I have dealt with it very carefully. I have never been so calm after killing someone."

"I know this, of course the host has never killed anyone before!"

The system mercilessly exposed Gu Yan.

"This is because your machines don't understand the field." Gu Yan said as if he had come here: "Humans have something called human accidents!"

"All I know is 'Lover Story!'"

"This is good, this is good, talk about it!"

Gu Yan changed into a comfortable position and urged.

"The host, please don't change the subject casually. What kind of human accident has anything to do with this case."

"Uh... this so-called human accident, it means that if someone intentionally tries to frame me, no matter how careful I am, I will show up in this detention room sooner or later."

Gu Yan is really being fair this time.

"So? Is that why you chose to hang up?"

"Come here! My CAO, the system is perfect! Some people are in charge and no one is in charge!"

Gu Yan feels that he has been completely crushed by the system in all aspects, and he is completely defeated!The part-time job in this system is the Internet addicted boy.

"The host please answer the question directly!" the system urged.

"What else can I say?" Gu Yan scratched his head and said, "Do I have to say that even if I don't hang up, our side is still at the rhythm of twenty shots?"

"If the host says that, the system will understand. Since the host has a good reason, the system deeply sympathizes with the host's situation, and gives a handout: Dali Pill. One!"

"..."

Gu Yan, who vomited blood and died with a black line on his forehead, said weakly: "System, I thank your ancestors for eight generations, but you must tell me, what the hell is this Dali Pill? I am alone in this cell, are you Do you think I'll just kill him?"

"The host doesn't need to underestimate himself!"

"Who the hell is belittling yourself? Why are you still cursing!"

Gu Yan's humanity has completely collapsed.

"The host will use it soon!"

"Will it be useful soon? In other words, you really want me to masturbate to death, right?"

"A pyramid schemer?"

Suddenly, an elf-like voice came in from outside the detention room.

"Is it Biling's voice?"

Thinking of this, Gu Yan showed an evil smile slightly.Said: "System, how do you take this Dali pill?"

"Spiritual use."

"Then can I eat now?"

"The host is hungry?"

"I'm not a meal!"

After finishing speaking, Gu Yan simply ignored the system.

Because a quirky ponytail loli had already arrived at the door of the detention room.

"Bi Ling? How could you come in here?" Gu Yan asked suspiciously.

"Of course there is a trick!" Bi Ling said happily.

"Then why did you come to me? Has the case progressed?"

"Aren't we good friends! Good friends, let me come in and have a look, shouldn't we?"

"Now everyone regards me as a broom star, try to stay away from me, but you still come to make friends with me, how stupid are you?"

Gu Yan definitely meant what he said, and he was also afraid of dragging down Biling.

After all, she can feel that Bi Ling really regards Gu Yan as a friend.

"Others are others, I am me!" Bi Ling said straightforwardly: "Also, this is the wife cake made by Uncle Wang himself! Let me bring you a few pieces, it is very delicious!"

After finishing speaking, Bi Ling handed over a western cake box from outside the door.

Gu Yan looked at the cake box quietly, as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past in his heart.

"Uncle Wang, I made it myself, old lady, cake. Then, bring me a few yuan. What the hell is it?" Gu Yan said word by word.

"Never mind the name, it's really delicious. I ate several yuan on the way!" Bi Ling said without hesitation.

Opening the package, Gu Yan looked at the cakes wrapped in oil paper and felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.

Bite a piece lightly, a mouthful of sweetness with a faint jasmine fragrance, leaving Gu Yan speechless, it must be better than Daliwan anyway.

"How is it? Isn't it delicious?"

"Yeah! It's really delicious!" Gu Yan ate two or three yuan one after another, and said, "I didn't expect uncle to be so kind-hearted, and he would make something higher."

"There is also this pot of tiger bone wine made by the uncle himself, let me bring you some."

Bi Ling handed in an old-fashioned military kettle from outside the door.

Unscrew the lid, and the detention room instantly overflows with the aroma of wine.

"This tiger bone wine and western cakes don't seem to go well together! Are you sure it's all made by Uncle Wang?" Gu Yan looked suspiciously at Bi Ling outside the door.

"Yes... ah!" Biling squeaked with a look of being exposed, "Excuse me... what's wrong?"

"No! What you said is very nice!"

　Accidentally added an update, it is estimated that I took a big pill.

　　ps: "Scumbag Detection System"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)