The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 151 Little Fairy's Dark Cuisine
"Master, is the meat dragon I made so unpalatable?" The little fairy stared at Yang Zhu aggrievedly...

"Meat Dragon" is also called "Lazy Dragon"; it is a popular snack in the imperial capital, Jinmen, Jizhou and other places;
To put it simply, the dough is rolled into a large cake, and then a layer of meat filling is evenly spread on it, rolled up and steamed in a pan;

You can think of it as a Roujiamo that is N times bigger, and it is usually eaten with porridge.

but……

Mr. Yang stared at the half-moon-shaped super-sized "silkworm baby" with a sad face; good guy, this thing must weigh two or three kilograms, right?
Glancing at himself, this little apprentice who didn't know whether he was too sincere or too careless, Yang Zhu was really speechless. Although your master is a bit lazy, he can't be considered a fool, right?
Have you seen any normal person who can eat two or three kilograms in one meal?
more importantly……

Yang Zhu flicked his hard face, and said expressionlessly:
"It really is dead noodles, little boy Liu, don't you know that there is something called yeast in this world?"

"It's so hard, it almost broke my tooth just now."

The little fairy looked at him innocently: "But I read on the Internet that dead noodles are served with a lot of eggs to make them chewy. Those soft noodles with yeast are all evil."

Yang Zhu rubbed his forehead, what forum did this little girl watch all day?
Use chopsticks to carefully pick out a few pieces of stuffing from the sliced ​​meat dragon interlayer;
"what is this?"

"Crawfish meat."

"what about this?"

"The shredded ham, Xuanwei's, is the old ham that has been stored for five years."

"Uh... what about this one?"

"This is your favorite anchovy meat, Master!"

The little fairy looked at her master strangely, couldn't she distinguish such recognizable ingredients?
"These are all your favorite food, Master!"

Yang Zhu put down his chopsticks numbly, and just wanted to say a few words, these things are in his heart, so good.
but……

Sister, the meat dragon only needs to be stuffed with minced pork or mutton, okay?
What the hell are you messing around with?

It's fine if you play "innovation", don't you try it beforehand?
Crayfish meat, old ham, chicken butt, and the thinly sliced ​​abalone, when these things are mixed together, the taste...

Tsk tsk, it's so painful!
………………

Yang Zhu looked at the little fairy with an unwilling face, and finally ate the cut piece of meat with tears in his eyes;
Then, with supreme perseverance, he picked up the water glass and walked to the water dispenser, took a glass of water, and poured it down hard.

"Phew... I got through it!"

Daguan Yang let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that he had escaped before the gate of hell again.

I don't know why my little apprentice has gone crazy recently, but he has become obsessed with cooking.

If I just follow the steps honestly, I, as a master, will have a day of peace and happiness;
However, this girl didn't know what evil she got on the Internet, and under the name of "innovation" and "retro", she blatantly started to activate the "Dark Cuisine" skill tree;
In the half a month since we parted with Liu Ma, I, as a master, have suffered a lot.

The little fairy saw that her master looked tired, so she quietly cut a small piece of meat dragon and put it in her mouth, chewed vigorously,

Then... with a bitter face, he said: "Ah... it's so unpalatable, and it failed again!"

Yang Zhu glared at her angrily: "Nonsense, isn't it, all the [innovation] dishes you have made during this time have not failed?"

The little fairy puffed her cheeks and said unwillingly: "But the [24 Moonlight Night at the Bridge] I made the day before yesterday is very beautiful!"

Yang Zhu rolled his eyes, thinking of the 24 tofu balls buried in that ham, he felt a toothache:

"The dish in Mr. Cha Yong's book is just YY's, okay? You have tried it yourself, so salty!"

"The whole ham was blind for nothing, almost ten years old ham, isn't it delicious for you to cook soup?"

The little fairy pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction: "The [Rouge Goose Breast] I made the day before yesterday was also very good, it's a Heilou dish!"

Yang Zhu twitched his mouth: "Your old man's basic method is fine, but you put so much red yeast rice powder, regardless of the strange smell; the whole goose breast is almost turned into red plastic, who would dare to eat it? "

"Also, most people just put a few slices of local apples, which are just right for being slightly sour and slightly sweet. But you put in two red snakes and left them there for so long. It's just dull and sweet, and it's completely gone." Does it feel refreshing?”

The little fairy said, "Didn't you think that the red snake is more expensive, and that the dishes made with it might taste better? Who would have thought that it would not be suitable for cooking?"

Then she straightened her breasts: "But I think that [Rouge Goose Breast] is not bad, it's sweet and fresh, it suits my taste very well!"

Yang Zhu is speechless, there is no one left for you to make a dish of Heilou dishes into a dessert;
In short, as long as your old man is happy.

"Um... Good apprentice, tell me, what kind of food are you planning to cook tomorrow?" Yang Zhu asked a little nervously.

The little fairy thought for a while: "I recently saw a lot of netizens posting DIY [Looking at the Starry Sky] on the forum, using carp heads, grass carp heads, silver carp heads, etc. to stick on pies, it's very interesting;"

"So I also plan to make a [Looking at the Starry Sky] exclusively for myself,"

"Hmm... I'm going to make an Asian seafood version of [Looking at the Starry Sky] with sea bream heads, eastern starfish heads, star-pointed oriental puffer fish heads, yellow croaker heads, etc.!"

When Yang Zhu heard this, his stomach began to convulse involuntarily, and he also "looked up at the starry sky with the Asian seafood version"! ?

This world-famous dark dish where the sun never sets is enough to scare people all over the world. Do you plan to continue to promote it and make it a [biochemical food] that even primates dare not approach?
So he immediately said righteously: "Disciple, you see that you have been obsessed with cooking recently, this is not good!"

The little fairy looked at her master in confusion and thought, isn't it because you are too lazy? As an apprentice, I am afraid that you will starve to death, so I have to work hard to practice cooking. Why is it not good again?
Yang Zhu coughed:
"Feifei, you are an actor after all, there is a saying that goes well, if you don't speak for three days, you will never be on stage for the rest of your life;"

"So, even if you don't have a suitable script right now, don't let your acting skills fall behind;"

"Although you don't have the opportunity to be on camera at the moment, you can watch and learn from the performances of other cast members. You can learn by analogy!"

The little fairy thought for a while: "But the senior actors I know have not started working yet. Moreover, it would be very rude to go to other crews to observe."

Yang Zhu laughed and said, "It doesn't matter. I have a friend who is directing a play. I happen to be the screenwriter. I will take you to watch and learn. Maybe it will be helpful to you."

The little fairy looked at her master with some surprise: "Master, aren't you a director? Now you are supervising the two movies [Resident Evil 2] and [The Second Depression], and there are more important things waiting for your participation. , how do you still have the energy to write scripts and become a screenwriter?"

Yang Zhu had a sad look on his face: "Hey... Disciple, you don't know that you are a poor teacher!"

"Look, the price of goods in the imperial capital is rising three times a day. If I don't hurry up and get a job as a handyman and find some extra money, I can only eat noodles with clear water every day!"

The little fairy looked suspiciously at the pots of good tea on the tea stand and the famous pots on the tea table,
It shouldn't be, isn't Master getting a cut of the box office? Even with the cuts from "Zhu Xian", how can there be tens of millions of deposits? How can the poor only eat plain water?

Yang Zhu looked at his little apprentice's puzzled eyes and blushed slightly. He also felt that his misfortune was too exaggerated.
So he coughed:
"As a teacher, although I have a small amount of savings, I can't touch that money,"

"You also know how exaggerated the housing prices in the imperial capital are now, I have to save money to buy a house!"

"My current house is the size of a dog kennel, what is it like?"

"Master is almost a leftover man and doesn't have a decent house. Which girl is willing to marry you now?"

"You don't want your master to find a wife, and you don't have a master wife to chat with you, right?"

The little fairy pursed her lips, and really wanted to say, it's fine now, there's no need for a strange creature like a mistress;
But after all, these words were a little hard to say, so I just hummed and said: "If you don't have a house, I won't be with you, Master, you don't want this kind of woman!"

Yang Zhu was hesitant. After all, his little apprentice was still too young and didn’t quite understand the mentality of most women in today’s society;
I wanted to use the principle of stock market trading to describe to her the essential relationship between men and women, but after thinking about it, this child is so simple, it is better not to tarnish her heart;

So he just smiled and didn't answer.

The little fairy looked at her master with the expression of treating a child and looked at herself, pouted her mouth, and would sulk when she got angry.

But it quickly returned to the original state, and said to Yang Zhu: "Master, but I don't dare to appear in front of the public now, I will be recognized by others, so annoying."

Yang Zhu nodded, this is troublesome,
My little apprentice is not very good at acting, but his popularity is extremely high right now. Just a month ago, this naive guy went to the mall to buy something by himself, but he was recognized immediately and was cheated instantly. Fans on the third and outer floors were so crowded that they signed hundreds of signatures before escaping under the protection of security guards. Since then, it has left an indelible psychological shadow.

Suddenly remembered something, Yang Zhu said: "Didn't your number one fan give you a baby, can you go out if you wear it?"

………………

The "number one fan" in Yang Zhu's mouth refers to the number one prop master of Longfei Magic Works, that senior nerd who has been shocked since seeing Liu Feifei in the "Zhu Xian" crew, has been out of control ever since;
But the strange thing is that this person's house is a house, but it is completely different from the "salty wet house" in the island country. Worshiping the goddess stared at Liu Feifei devoutly, at first he looked at the little fairy as creepy and uncomfortable;

Later, whenever Liu Feifei needed to hang steel wires and put on props, he was always the first to sign up as a test product, and he didn't let her go until there was no problem with safety and comfort. friend.

Just one month ago, the senior homeboy knew that it was inconvenient for Liu Feifei to go to the streets, so he took half a month to make a "human skin mask" and sent it back after get off work.

It is said to be a mask, but to put it bluntly, it is a headgear made using the special effects prop technology of "Resident Evil", but it is made more realistic;

When the little fairy showed this headgear to Yang Zhu like a treasure, Yang Zhu was almost taken aback. Except for the slightly unnatural skin color, if you stand three meters away, you will never see any flaws. Come.

………………

Hearing that her master planned to let herself wear that headgear, the little fairy was a little displeased: "Master, that headgear is really lifelike, but if I do it alone, it will be very troublesome."

"Moreover, its air permeability is still not very good. If you wear it for a long time, your face will feel uncomfortable!"

Yang Zhu glanced at her angrily: "Who told you to put on makeup? You little girl, what kind of makeup are you wearing on your face!"

"As long as you don't have makeup on your face, it feels a lot better to wear it,"

"Besides, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, and the temperature has dropped a long time ago, so I won't suffer as much as before!"

"If it doesn't work, just treat it as warm and windproof equipment. Maybe if you stick to it all winter, the skin on your face will be more tender!"

When the little fairy heard this, she rolled her eyes and felt that her master, a straight man, had terminal cancer and was hopeless;
What is makeup?

I obviously just put on some BB cream, at most I put some lipstick on my mouth!
Also, what is "warm and windproof equipment"?
The skin on the face is airtight, and it is easy to get red spots, okay? ?

But thinking that I could finally go out for some air, I couldn't help but feel excited.
It's uncomfortable to wear a headgear, if it's a big deal, just bear it, it's a big deal! ?

As an actor, who hasn’t endured some hardships?
Yang Zhu looked at his little apprentice's eyes shining, like a child who can go out to set off fireworks during the Chinese New Year;
With a long sigh of relief in my heart,

Ami Tofu, I finally don't have to worry about food poisoning tomorrow...

(End of this chapter)