Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 216 Lu Zhishen becomes Grandma Wolf, Deng Yuanjue becomes Little Red Riding Hood in seconds!
Lu Zhishen listened to Deng Yuanjue's pat on the horse and felt refreshed, but he suddenly felt something was wrong.Think carefully for a long time.

He just remembered that it was this Deng Yuanjue who spoke clearly and clearly, without any sense of leakage.

This feeling is wrong. I remember that when I was on Liangshan, when I was exercising martial arts with other leaders, I sometimes knocked out their front teeth.

These leaders will leak their speech, and it is more fun to listen to that weird accent. Why didn't Deng Yuanjue speak with a leak?

No, this question must be asked to the boss.Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen took out the phone that Wu Ming gave him and dialed Wu Ming's number.

"Boss, I have a question to ask you, the thing is like this, Deng Yuanjue has already subdued me, but what I am very strange is:
I obviously knocked out two of Deng Yuanjue's back molars, so why didn't he feel like he was leaking air when he spoke?Boss, you are knowledgeable and talented, please explain. "

After hearing Lu Zhishen's question, Wu Mingxin said: How boring do you have to be to be able to think about all this before the war?

After the country is unified, I must improve and promote football as a sport, starting from Liangshan.

The guys in the province are full and have nothing to do, so they use the name of martial arts competitions to find gaps and fight everywhere.The same is true of his generals.

What's more, those ordinary people will not be oppressed or exploited after the harvest next year.

Naturally, they will be full, and they don't have any entertainment activities, so they will inevitably do some bad things when they are full.

It seems that I have to hurry up and put the national fitness movement on the agenda first.

While thinking about something, Wu Ming answered Lu Zhishen's doubts, he said: "This is very simple, based on the principle of sound passing through the mouth.

After the Liangshan generals you saw before lost their teeth, their speech leaked because they all lost their front teeth.

Deng Yuanjue lost his molar teeth at the back. The sound passes through the front teeth, and if it is not blocked, there will be air leakage in speech.

The back molars basically have no major impact on the passage of sound through the mouth, so there is no phenomenon of air leakage when speaking.

Do you understand it?Don't think about what's there and what's not for a day, you should patrol well for me, and don't let a general in Hangzhou go away.

Do you understand?This time you subdued Deng Yuanjue, I am very happy, it counts as a great achievement for you, and when the war is over, I will let you let go of your stomach and drink. "

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen was very happy, his boss was really interesting, knowing that his only hobby was drinking.

This time, Deng Yuanjue was really his lucky star. Thinking of Deng Yuanjue, Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue with wrong eyes.

Since the boy Deng Yuanjue is his lucky star, then don't be so stingy and change two back molars for him.

It's not like being the boss, how about knocking out all his teeth and replacing them with big gold teeth.

Imagine that Deng Yuanjue is smiling in the sun. In his slightly open mouth, a set of big gold teeth reflects the golden light in the sun.

Thinking of this scene, Lu Zhishen unconsciously showed a strange smile, but Deng Yuanjue suddenly felt a chill on his body.

He shuddered uncontrollably, looked at Lu Zhishen's evil smile, took two steps back in fear, and said tremblingly:

"Brother, what are you thinking about, what are you going to do? I am your new little brother, we are a team now, okay?

Brother, don't scare me, I'm a coward.Your appearance always gives me a bad feeling, that you want to harm me. "

After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen withdrew from the beautiful picture. He looked at Deng Yuanjue and said with a smile:
"Enemies, ah, ah, slip of the tongue, Yuanjue, didn't I knock out two of your back molars just now? This was also an unintentional mistake on my part.

You know, when it comes to martial arts, there are bound to be mistakes, but don't worry, I know some very good dentists.

You must listen clearly, this is a dentist, not a government official.Dentists are a newly developed profession for our boss, and they are filled by those short goblins.

Can you understand that this profession is specifically responsible for filling people's teeth? "

Deng Yuanjue didn't know what Lu Zhishen wanted to do, but he could understand what he said, after all, it was so simple and easy to understand.

If I don't understand, then I am a second idiot. After understanding what Lu Zhishen meant, Deng Yuanjue couldn't help admiring Wu Ming.

This Martial God of Wealth is indeed a god-man, and he even has a solution for the lost teeth, which was unsolvable in the past.

Seeing Deng Yuanjue nodding, Lu Zhishen knew that Deng Yuanjue understood what he said, and he continued: "I did it and I will naturally admit it.

Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who denies it, I will take responsibility for you. "As soon as he finished speaking, he shuddered.

He spat out a "bah" and cursed angrily: "Ma Dan, bad luck, look at what idiots I'm talking about, as if I've done something wrong to you.

I said Yuanjue, what I mean is that I knocked out your tooth, and I will go to the dentist to put it back on for you, so that it will not affect your eating.

It's just that there are many kinds of materials for inlays, and I don't know which material you want to use to inlay it in your mouth.

Don't worry, although there are many kinds of materials, they are all non-toxic and have no side effects. The boss said that the alternative options are:
The metal ones, those are the gold and silver of our humans, and the strange minerals dug out by the dwarves, and the ones that are closest to nature are ivory.

I don't know which one you want. Don't worry about the cost. I will pay for it for you. My suggestion is that you get gold teeth.

After all, gold is the color of riches and honor. If you forget to bring money when you go out for dinner one day, you can still have this tooth pulled out to pay the bill.

How about it, my suggestion is not bad. "

After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue's face was moved. He looked at Lu Zhishen with tears in his eyes, and said to himself: This Lu Zhishen is a fastidious person.

You all know this for the sake of my newly recruited younger brother, and I am grateful for the boss.Thinking of this, Deng Yuanjue said to Lu Zhishen:
"Everything is up to the boss. Boss, if you let me have gold teeth, I will have gold teeth. If you want me to have ivory, I will have ivory.

See the boss is happy. "

After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhi smiled even more happily, and Deng Yuanjue suddenly found that the creepy feeling came back again.

He suddenly stared over in a daze, no, his boss looks very simple and honest on the outside, but in fact he is extremely treacherous and cunning.

I have been fooled twice in his hands, why haven't I learned my lesson, so I was fooled so easily.

The more he thought about it, the more wrong he became, Deng Yuanjue immediately asked Lu Zhishen loudly: "Boss, I don't know what you want to do."

(End of this chapter)