Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 217 Such a bastard!

Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was vigilant against him, and showed a smile that he thought was the friendliest and kindest, and said:

"It's not wrong that I'm your boss, how could a boss harm his younger brother, don't be afraid.

Look at your expression, is it necessary to be so guarded against me?I am not a big bad wolf, and you are not a little white rabbit.

I suddenly had a very good idea, this idea will make you very charming, very handsome, very attractive to girls. "

The more Lu Zhishen behaved like this, the more frightened Deng Yuanjue became. He hurriedly stepped back and assumed a defensive posture.

Said: "Boss, don't be like this, the more you are like this, the more uncertain I feel, you don't want to BI me, if you make me BI anxious, I will do it.

Although I know I can't beat you, but I won't sit still, you said you made me very charming and handsome.

I almost believed in your evil, but you said that you made me very attractive to girls, so I had to guard against it, I am a monk.

What do I want a girl for?Boss, what on earth do you want, you can say it, if you don't say clearly, I will panic. "

After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was on guard against him as if facing an enemy, and said with a smile: "I've said it all, let you relax.

Don't be nervous, I think so, instead of inlaying two gold teeth for you, it's better to let me knock out all your teeth.

I'll inlay a gold tooth for you, think about it, how does that feel? "

After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, two white puffs of Deng Yuanjue's qi came out of his nose. Fortunately, Deng Yuanjue had a bald head.

He has no hair, otherwise, Deng Yuanjue will let Lu Zhishen know what it means to be angry.Deng Yuanjue, who was extremely angry, was no longer afraid of Lu Zhishen.

He roared angrily at Lu Zhishen: "I just said why I suddenly felt that someone was going to kill me, so it turned out that you were thinking about killing me.

Your skin and hair is from your parents.I was knocked out by you two teeth, there is no way, I decided to listen to your inlaid gold teeth.

But how did you treat your little brother? You actually want to knock out all my good teeth and replace them with false teeth.

Are you such a bastard? I don’t need my real teeth. I’m going to change a big gold tooth. How can I go out to meet people in the future?

When I speak, I open my mouth, the mouth is full of gold, and the ordinary people I meet will think that I am flaunting my wealth and that I am not prudent.

When encountering malicious people, they will try their best to kill me and pull out my golden teeth.I admit that my force value is high.

There are very few people who can beat me, but boss, don’t forget that it’s easy to hide from an open gun, but hard to defend against a hidden one.

No matter how high my strength is, what's the use? There is still something called poison in this world.I can't always be on guard against others poisoning me.

There are only thousands of RIs who act as thieves, but no thousand RIs who guard against thieves.Besides, all my good teeth will be knocked out by you, boss.

How many heavy punches I have to eat from you, isn't this another kind of torture, boss, please save yourself, I would rather not have you make it up to me.

Don't think of ways to torment me, okay, I can't afford to provoke, I can't hide anymore, boss, let me go, I was wrong. "

Hearing Deng Yuanjue's tearful accusation, Lu Zhishen finally woke up. He didn't know what he was thinking just now.

I was so stunned that I actually got into trouble and came up with such a bastard idea.Lu Zhishen stood there after waking up.

He looked at Deng Yuanjue quietly, until Deng Yuanjue's mood gradually calmed down, Lu Zhishen bowed deeply to Deng Yuanjue.

Said: "Yuanjue, it was my fault just now. I was wrong. I was stunned just now. It must be that the demon invaded my heart defense."

Thank you for slapping me in the face and waking me up, otherwise I would have been possessed, and in the words of the boss, I would have been blackened.It seems that I have to go to the boss to ask what's going on.

Would you like to go with me to meet the boss, and let the boss know my new younger brother.After listening to Lu Zhishen's words.

Deng Yuanjue chose to forgive him. After all, both of them were former disciples of the FO family, so they naturally believed in such things as the invasion of demons.

After the two met Wu Ming, Wu Ming listened to Deng Yuanjue and Lu Zhishen's description, Wu Ming laughed, what kind of demon invasion is this?

This was just an obsession of Lu Zhishen at the time. Lu Zhishen was a man of great wisdom, and such a man of great wisdom was most afraid of digging into a dead end.

When Lu Zhishen subconsciously wants to see what Deng Yuanjue looks like with a mouthful of gold teeth, he will unknowingly put it into action.

Fortunately, this Deng Yuanjue is not a submissive person, he also knows how to resist, and his resistance awakened Lu Zhishen, who is always on the edge.

Otherwise, Lu Zhishen might really knock out Deng Yuanjue's real teeth and put gold false teeth on him.

Thinking of that beautiful picture, even Wu Ming was a little moved. Fortunately, Wu Ming just thought about it, otherwise Deng Yuanjue would be miserable.

Because of the words of Lu Zhishen and Deng Yuanjue, Wu Ming remembered a movie he saw when he was young, which was a spy movie from a certain country.

The name is Zero Zero Seven vs. Vajra Tooth. Wu Mingxin said that he might let himself remake this movie in a theater in Bianliang when he has nothing to do.

It is used to entertain the public. After all, after the grand theater is built, a Legend of the White Snake will be released. The rest of the time.

That grand theater has been idle there, which is a bit of a waste. It's not that Wu Ming doesn't have a good script, but Wu Ming has been busy putting down the rebellion.

It's just that I don't have time to guide those female artists in filming. Now it's all right. As long as Fang La calms down, the country will completely stabilize.

As for the Jin Kingdom and Liao Kingdom abroad, let them fight first, and let the soldiers relax. This is a funny entertainment film at this time.

Soldiers can relax their tight nerves.After all, those fighters are not made of iron, do they always pay attention to the combination of work and rest?

For his previous life movie, [-] vs. Vajra may be a spy movie, but it is for the soldiers of Liangshan to put it here.

That precipice is an entertainment film, that's right. After all, dental implants are a new profession. None of the Liangshan soldiers had dental implants.

When they see King Kong's tooth with a big gold tooth inlaid in the movie, they will definitely laugh out of shit.

This is a good laugh point, coupled with the sharp teeth, there is nothing to keep biting the plot.

It will definitely remind the Liangshan soldiers of their relatives, friends and comrades, if they start fighting with each other in the future.

They should also pay attention, none of them want to become the big gold tooth in the movie.After all, dentures are convenient.

But Wu Ming also doesn't want his subordinates to have a mouth full of gold teeth when they go out, it's too embarrassing.

(End of this chapter)