Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 296 It's all drama!

Seeing the arrow coming towards him, it was obviously too late to dodge.And Wu Ming didn't intend to dodge either.

What would he do after he dodged the arrow in the past? He didn't know if Li Dongqing's next arrow would still hit him so accurately.

Besides, if he dodged the arrow, he would destroy his plan, which was made by him.

Now that he dodged an arrow, it was impossible for him to stand on the top of the wall like a fool as a living target.Is it human nature?

No matter who it is, standing on the top of the city and being attacked by a hidden arrow, after dodging an arrow, don't hurry away from this dangerous place.

Still standing there waiting for the enemy to attack again, this is not in line with common sense. If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, which will inevitably arouse the suspicion of others.

Wu Ming deserved to be Wu Ming, his mind turned and he saw that Wu Ming opened his mouth slightly, and with a "pop", he grabbed the feather arrow in front of his front door.

Then he pretended to be hit by a bow and arrow, and fell to the ground with his head raised.And Li Dongqing's arrow is in front of the commander of the Tubo army Turupi and the commander of the Uighur army will try to SHE.

The distance was so far, the two of them saw the face of the person who looked like a senior official of the Song Dynasty on the city wall, and fell down in the middle of the door.

But he didn't see clearly that it was actually Wu Ming who caught the arrow with his mouth again.As a sharpshooter, Xiao Li Guanghuarong's eyesight is quite good.

He watched the feather arrow fly towards Wu Ming, and then watched Wu Ming grab the feather arrow with his mouth, Huarong was extremely excited.

Really, what the master said was true. The highest level of borrowing an arrow is to catch the arrow with your mouth. It turned out that he didn't dare to try it.

The fear was just an exaggeration by the master. After all, catching an arrow with your mouth is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will not be able to escape the fate of being pierced by an arrow in the throat.

He always thought that Huarong was a legend, but now that he saw with his own eyes how Wu Ming caught the arrow with his mouth, he secretly made up his mind.

If the master can do it, I can do it too.As the master's bow and arrow, I can't embarrass the master.Later, Huarong practiced this stunt.

This is something for later, let's not mention it for now.In order to make this play realistic, Liangshan's people have long been guarding a place not far from Wuming.

They were to prevent low-level non-commissioned officers and ordinary frontier soldiers who didn't know the truth from seeing that Wu Ming was actually shot by a fake arrow.

After all, the plan this time is very secretive, and only senior military officers know the truth of this matter, this is to prevent people from talking too much.

Leak the news that Wu Ming didn't hit the arrow.Wu Ming held the arrow in his mouth, but secretly scolded Li Dongqing in his heart:
Ge Laozi, Li Dongqing, son of GUI, have you washed your hands after going to the toilet? Why is this arrow smelly, and you didn’t tell me to wash the arrow.

If it wasn't for the sake of the innocent soldiers of the Song Dynasty from being hurt, I wouldn't be here to accompany you in this play.

Although the arrow stinks, Wu Ming can't spit out the arrow. Although the Xixia coalition forces outside the city wall can't see what's going on inside the city wall.

At that time, there were many Song Dynasty border guards watching the city wall. If they spit out the arrowheads because they were disgusted with the smell.

My plan this time was completely abolished, and the more than 1 Xixia soldiers who attacked the city today died in vain.

If these more than 1 Xixia soldiers did not die, they would all be strong laborers, but there was no other way, in order to seek greater benefits.

Although more than 1 Xixia soldiers died, Wu Ming thought it was still worthwhile. At least the soldiers of the Song Dynasty did not die.

With the protection of the city wall, only a few were injured at most.Another one is that more than 1 Xixia soldiers died.

It will make the Tubo commanders and the Uyghur commanders not have doubts about this matter. It is a good deal to exchange 20 for [-].

Thinking about the 50 strong labor force that was about to be obtained, Wu Ming couldn't bear it. He used his internal energy and turned his face into a waxy yellow.

Another mouthful of blood came out forcefully, slowly flowing out from the corner of his mouth. He looked like a seriously injured and dying person.

Because Liangshan's team had already received Wu Ming's orders early, they immediately surrounded Wu Ming in order to prevent their secrets from being exposed.

To prevent other people from entering their circle, even the old Mr. Zhong and a high-level general of the Zhong family army were also excluded from the periphery.

Lu Zhishen started howling at the top of his throat: "Boss, how are you, boss, speak up quickly, don't scare me.

Boss, you can't die. Boss, you let me live when you die. I eat a lot and drink a lot. Who will support me when you die. "

Hearing Lu Zhishen's dry howl, Wu Ming rolled his eyes angrily, "Good Lu Zhishen, have you ever seen a man with an arrow in his throat who can still talk.

Who will support you after I die? Where can you find a way out with all your abilities? Here you pretend to be wronged, as if you followed me just to eat and drink.

Exaggerated acting, just howling, no tears shed, unqualified.

Lu Zhishen took the lead in howling, and the other Liangshan generals, Du Ling, woke up. By the way, we are going to cooperate with the boss in acting.

Look at Lu Zhishen, how quick his reaction is, he is indeed the sworn brother of the boss, and he can cooperate with the boss to act at any time.

Although his acting skills are a bit exaggerated, he is a monk who takes life and death very lightly, so it is already good to be able to perform such an effect.

Following Lu Zhishen was Deng Yuanjue, who looked at Wu Ming and said loudly, "Brother, what's wrong with you.

How could you be like this, it seems that you are hopeless, forget it, poor Seng can't do anything, so I will recite a mantra for you.

May you reach bliss early.

Namo Amitabha Night.Dotakata night.Duo Di Ye him.

Amitabha Pomi.Amitabha.Xidanpobi. . . . . . . "

When Deng Yuanjue chanted the scriptures, Wu Ming immediately felt a headache. Wu Ming said in his heart: "Hey, stop, I'm not dead yet, why are you chanting nonsense?"

Although it's acting, don't take it so seriously, okay?Excessive performance, bad review!Following Deng Yuanjue to speak was Lu Junyi, a Liangshan chatterbox.

Without further ado, Lu Junyi threw himself on Wu Ming's body, beat Wu Ming vigorously, and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Boss, you can't die, what do you want me to do if you die, it's not like you don't know how powerful my wife is.

If you die, I won't be able to explain to my daughter-in-law when I get home. If my daughter-in-law knows that I am by your side, you are still dead.

She will definitely make me kneel on the washboard. Boss, please come back to life. For my daughter-in-law, come back to life. "

Originally, Wu Ming was fine, but he was so angry that Lu Junyi cried and beat him and got internal injuries. Well, Lu Junyi, why don't you join in the fun for me.

Originally, Lu Zhishen and Deng Yuanjue had acted exaggeratedly enough, but they didn't do anything, you just kept hitting me here.

What do you mean, are you taking this opportunity to take revenge, to avenge me for punishing you by cleaning the toilet?

(End of this chapter)