Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 297 Blast!

Originally, Wu Ming was still thinking about whether Lu Junyi took the opportunity to take revenge, and he didn't listen carefully to what Lu Junyi was talking about.

But Lu Junyi is the most famous talker on Liangshan, he hugged Wu Ming and kept talking over and over again: If Wu Ming died.

The more Wu Ming listened to the things that he would not explain to his daughter-in-law Qing Snake, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he cursed in his heart:
This meal can be eaten indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Look at what this is called. This Lu Junyi is talking about it.

No matter how people hear it, it feels awkward. I don't have any improper relationship with Green Snake, but I let you say that.

This makes it easy for people who hear it to misunderstand, as if me and the green snake greened you, am I that unbearable.

I'm not the old king next door, if I'm not pretending to be dead and can't move casually, I'll have to get up and tear your stinky mouth.

The remaining Liangshan generals were speechless when they saw the exaggerated performances of Lu Zhishen, Deng Yuanjue and Lu Junyi.

You people are too shameless, and this acting is a bit too much. You have acted like this, so how can we act.

However, the boss has spoken before, and he asked us to act a little more similarly.How do you act like this?A little sadness that we finally brewed.

We were all disturbed by those three funny comparisons, we can hold back our laughter now, it’s fine if we don’t laugh, how could we cry.

Forget it, as the saying goes, if you don't have enough scenes, you have to talk.Since the three of them can only thunder but not rain, they are pretending to cry if they are not howling.

We can too, it's time to test our acting skills, behind the three live treasures, the first to speak is Xiao Li Guang Huarong.

He knelt down directly on the ground, crying and said: "Master, master, why did you go, the apprentice has not served the master yet.

Ever since we met in Qingfengzhai, the apprentice who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth has only learned good archery from his master.

Master, you are so cruel, you left your apprentice aside, you also left behind my flower-like wife, master, you old man, go at ease.

Mistress will leave it to me to take care of her for the rest of her life.I promise not to let anyone bully my wife.Guaranteed to let the teacher's wife live as well as when you were alive, the master. "

Wu Ming, who was lying on the ground, listened to Huarong's words, his nose was almost crooked by anger, he thought to himself: Sinister, are you going to be angry to death as a teacher.

Although there is nothing wrong with what you said, but there is so much ambiguity in what you said, and you can remember your teacher's wife.

Either I'm pretending to be dead now, or if I really die, with your master's nine-tailed fox ability, she still needs you to take care of her.

How dare you say that the rest of the teacher's wife's life will be entrusted to you, I am!Are you not satisfied with Bai Suzhen? You even have your teacher's wife's idea.

After Huarong finished crying, it was Lin Chong. Lin Chong saw it, and it was over.All of you have become like this one by one.

No matter how I act, can you still give the honest people a little way out.This is mine for you BI, since you are such rascals.

Then don't blame me for making big moves, whoever said that honest people don't have unique skills, when my father-in-law died, although I almost laughed out of joy.

But I have a unique skill, I just cried out, crying so darkly, those who heard it were sad, those who saw it wept, and my wife was so determined to me.

Seeing Lin Chong directly wiped his face with his hands, and then the tears flowed down, Lin Chong thought to himself: I soaked my hands in chili water for a long time this morning.

I thought it would be useless at first, but who knew I would have to suffer in the end.Lin Chong's tears flowed down like that.

He didn't speak, just looked at Wu Ming lying there with tears in his eyes.There is nothing more sad than heart-dead on his face.

Lin Chong's performance immediately had the effect that silence is better than sound at this time. When the rest of the people saw it, they gasped in unison.

At the same time, he said in his heart, "Professor Lin, you are a ruthless person. You can tell from your red eyes that you are not feeling well. This is how much pepper water you have used to irritate your eyes like this."

Now that you have released such a big move, what do you want the rest of us to do.Put chili water on the eyes like you.

We weren't prepared either, besides, everything comes first, if you are the first one to do this, it would be a bit of a trick for us to learn from others.

What should I do? The boss is watching from there. Now that everyone is showing off their acting skills, let's do something.

Thinking of the Thunderbolt Huo here, Qin Ming immediately became ruthless. With a plop, he knelt down on the ground and shouted heart-piercingly:

"Boss, how could you just go there like this, I haven't had time to repay your kindness to me.

That's all, that's all, boss, now that you die young, let me give you a few kowtows first.For the grace of this life, I can only repay it in the next life. "

After finishing speaking, Qin Ming directly and unambiguously kowtowed three times to Wu Ming who was lying there.

His head was covered with blood. When Qin Ming stood up, he immediately pretended to use too much force. As soon as his legs softened, he passed out.

Wu Ming looked at Qin Ming's performance, and said in his heart: "This guy is really hardworking, he even smashed his head, he is really a ruthless person.

However, it was a failure for you to pretend to be unconscious in the end. Now that you have pretended to be unconscious, how do you let other generals act.

You really don't leave any way for the people behind to survive. Don't tell me you let the generals behind them really draw out their knives and follow me to death.

This is a bit too much, I am convinced of acting to this point, you people, one by one, none of you can make me feel at ease.

My God, hurry up and come to a sensible person, and hurry up to end this farce.I'm playing dead right now, no matter what stupid things they do.

I have no way to come forward to stop them, these bastards are almost maddening me to death, if no one stops me, I'm afraid I will really die of madness. "

Maybe Wu Ming's life should not be cut off, maybe God really heard Wu Ming's prayer, Da Dao Guan Sheng is a real person.

He really couldn't stand the farce in front of him, so he said: "Everyone, don't hang around here anymore.

Let's quickly carry the boss to the camp, and see if the boss can still be saved. "

After listening to Guan Sheng's words, those Liangshan generals who were worrying about how to play the role of the people behind them now that they had appeared in a coma were amnesty.

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement, and everyone rushed forward, and hurriedly carried Wu Ming from the city wall towards Shuaiying.

The old Mr. Zhong looked at the people in Liangshan who were carrying Wu Ming away, and he couldn't help sighing: "Talents, Wu Caishen's subordinates are really full of talents."

(End of this chapter)