Infinity we are monsters
Chapter 85 Counting and turning left and right
Chapter 85 Counting and turning left and right
"Count the numbers!"
"one two three four..."
Zhao Chenping poked his head with a dozen or so snake spirits and watched Su Huanzhen standing in front of the queue in a serious manner, directing the goblin formation to report the number, and what made him even more dumbfounded was that these goblins were so cooperative.
At the front of the goblin formation, there are twenty bee monsters, less than one meter tall, who are stumbling to report the number at this time. The second row is the toad monster, with a round belly, trying to stand more evenly. The third row The first row is the bat demon, the fourth row is the spider demon, and the last row is the centipede leader leading the extra bat demon and toad demon, standing crookedly.
"One hundred and five!"
With a shout from the centipede commander, the counting ended.
Su Zhenzhen waved several lotus leaves, and shouted to the goblin formation: "Those who reported the wrong number just now, come out."
There was a sudden commotion in the goblin formation, and then two toad demons and three bat demons walked out.
"There are two more! Come out by yourself, don't wait for my roll call, or you will be kicked out of military training directly."
As soon as the words fell, another spider demon and a toad demon walked out.
"You were eliminated today, come back tomorrow!"
Su Zhenzhen looked at the seven monsters and said bluntly.
"Why!"
"That's it."
"Isn't it the wrong number?"
"..."
The seven monsters screamed instantly.
Su Zhenzhen sneered and said: "We reported the number for the third time just now, and you still reported the error. Shouldn't we be eliminated!? The purpose of our military training is to select the best ones, and those who fail will naturally be eliminated. You are not convinced, You can come back tomorrow."
"that is!"
At this time, a black spider spirit standing in the fourth team couldn't help but speak.
"Spider Red, Spider Queen, if you make a mistake, you are wrong. If there is anything to make a fuss about, go away quickly and don't disturb us to continue training."
"Yes, hurry up and continue the test, my stomach is ready to enjoy Commander Zhao's big meal."
A cyan toad demon patted its belly and laughed.
"Hurry up and go! You are really stupid."
"Ha ha..."
Many goblins began to laugh.
Seeing this, the seven monsters could only hide their faces and leave in desperation.
After they walked away, Su Zhenzhen smiled in his heart, and then said loudly: "Quiet, we will conduct a test of turning left and turning right next, and the essentials of the movement are as follows..."
Turn left?Turn right?
Zhao Chenping secretly vomited in his heart, Su Zhenzhen seemed to be going through the general training to the end.
At the same time, Xiao Qing, who was watching down beside him, suddenly smiled and said: "These seven fairies are so stupid, the counting is so simple, can they all be wrong?"
Zhao Chenping couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, recalling the occasional wrong counting scene during the military training in his student days, he couldn't help but said: "Although counting is simple, it requires concentration, and if you accidentally lose your mind, it's easy to report a wrong number. "
Xiaoqing thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's right. Commander Zhao, did you have military training before?"
"Yes."
Zhao Chenping said with a smile: "That is a good memory."
"But I feel that this training is useless, right?"
Xiao Qing had some doubts in her eyes, turned her head to look at Zhao Chenping and asked: "This can't enhance our cultivation at all, so what's the use of military training?"
"Ha ha."
Zhao Chenping chuckled meaningfully twice, and said with an unfathomable face: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Xiaoqing blinked, gave a light sigh, and was silent.
Seeing this, Zhao Chenping heaved a sigh of relief, looking at Su Zhenzhen who was so excited below, he really wanted to pull her over and ask her what she was thinking.
. . . .
At sunset, Su Zhenzhen led a bee demon to find Zhao Chenping who was practicing, and said happily: "Dahong, this is the iron bee. He performed very well today. You can reward him with a delicious meal."
Zhao Chenping stopped practicing, looked at the excited bee demon standing aside, waved his wings and said, "Iron bee, what do you want to eat, go find the ingredients yourself, and I'll make it for you later."
"Thank you Commander Zhao."
Iron Bee was very happy when he heard this, and immediately without saying much, he buzzed and flew out to find ingredients impatiently.
Su Zhenzhen watched the bee monster fly away with a smile in his eyes, and when he turned around, he suddenly found that Zhao Chenping was looking at her with a strange face. Infiltrating."
Zhao Chenping sneered, and said: "Su, you dare to make a guarantee in my name without discussing anything with me, isn't it a little too arrogant?"
"Hey, I wonder what's going on."
Su Huanzhen smiled disapprovingly and said easily: "It's such a trivial matter, how can the eyes be so scary?"
"Hehe! Small things!? This is the minimum respect, okay?"
Zhao Chenping said in an unhappy tone.
"Hey," Su Zhenzhen sighed softly, and said in a somewhat resentful tone: "I thought, based on our friendship, you shouldn't mind this little thing."
Zhao Chenping snorted lightly, and said bluntly: "What kind of friendship! The two of us are at most an employment relationship."
Hearing this, Su Zhenzhen rolled his eyes, gently shook the lotus leaf, and said: "You are really boring, is it necessary to be so fussy? I am also doing this for side missions."
"Hey, you have the nerve to say that as a side mission, you can improve their IQ by giving them military training? Why do I feel like you need to improve your own IQ first!"
"As soon as I heard your words, I guessed that you must have been a mortal before."
Su Zhenzhen said in a leisurely tone: "Only ordinary people can have such a superficial understanding of military training."
Zhao Chenping laughed angrily, and said: "So, you were a demon before?"
"I used to be a special police officer."
Su Zhenzhen glanced at him with a hint of pride in his tone.
"Do you think it's a joke when I call them military training?"
"No, you are wrong. I gathered all the monsters through military training, and then rewarded them with your delicious food, let them go through various novel trainings, constantly compete, and actively improve their observation, memory, reaction, and even Analysis and judgment, if this continues, within a month, I can guarantee that there will be little monsters who will meet the requirements of the system."
Hearing this, Zhao Chenping sneered, and said, "You are the only one who is still a special police officer!? Then I am not a platinum master at the beginning!"
"Starting Platinum God?"
Su Zhenzhen frowned and said, "What is that?"
"Hehe, don't worry about what he is, as long as you know that starting point platinum gods are not mortals."
Zhao Chenping laughed in his heart, and continued: "Since you are so confident in your military training, then I will wait and see."
"You just need to cook your food well."
Su smiled confidently.
"Okay! If it really works, I won't ask you for my inheritance."
Zhao Chenping waved his wings and said grandly.
Su Zhenzhen: "..."
(End of this chapter)
"Count the numbers!"
"one two three four..."
Zhao Chenping poked his head with a dozen or so snake spirits and watched Su Huanzhen standing in front of the queue in a serious manner, directing the goblin formation to report the number, and what made him even more dumbfounded was that these goblins were so cooperative.
At the front of the goblin formation, there are twenty bee monsters, less than one meter tall, who are stumbling to report the number at this time. The second row is the toad monster, with a round belly, trying to stand more evenly. The third row The first row is the bat demon, the fourth row is the spider demon, and the last row is the centipede leader leading the extra bat demon and toad demon, standing crookedly.
"One hundred and five!"
With a shout from the centipede commander, the counting ended.
Su Zhenzhen waved several lotus leaves, and shouted to the goblin formation: "Those who reported the wrong number just now, come out."
There was a sudden commotion in the goblin formation, and then two toad demons and three bat demons walked out.
"There are two more! Come out by yourself, don't wait for my roll call, or you will be kicked out of military training directly."
As soon as the words fell, another spider demon and a toad demon walked out.
"You were eliminated today, come back tomorrow!"
Su Zhenzhen looked at the seven monsters and said bluntly.
"Why!"
"That's it."
"Isn't it the wrong number?"
"..."
The seven monsters screamed instantly.
Su Zhenzhen sneered and said: "We reported the number for the third time just now, and you still reported the error. Shouldn't we be eliminated!? The purpose of our military training is to select the best ones, and those who fail will naturally be eliminated. You are not convinced, You can come back tomorrow."
"that is!"
At this time, a black spider spirit standing in the fourth team couldn't help but speak.
"Spider Red, Spider Queen, if you make a mistake, you are wrong. If there is anything to make a fuss about, go away quickly and don't disturb us to continue training."
"Yes, hurry up and continue the test, my stomach is ready to enjoy Commander Zhao's big meal."
A cyan toad demon patted its belly and laughed.
"Hurry up and go! You are really stupid."
"Ha ha..."
Many goblins began to laugh.
Seeing this, the seven monsters could only hide their faces and leave in desperation.
After they walked away, Su Zhenzhen smiled in his heart, and then said loudly: "Quiet, we will conduct a test of turning left and turning right next, and the essentials of the movement are as follows..."
Turn left?Turn right?
Zhao Chenping secretly vomited in his heart, Su Zhenzhen seemed to be going through the general training to the end.
At the same time, Xiao Qing, who was watching down beside him, suddenly smiled and said: "These seven fairies are so stupid, the counting is so simple, can they all be wrong?"
Zhao Chenping couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, recalling the occasional wrong counting scene during the military training in his student days, he couldn't help but said: "Although counting is simple, it requires concentration, and if you accidentally lose your mind, it's easy to report a wrong number. "
Xiaoqing thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's right. Commander Zhao, did you have military training before?"
"Yes."
Zhao Chenping said with a smile: "That is a good memory."
"But I feel that this training is useless, right?"
Xiao Qing had some doubts in her eyes, turned her head to look at Zhao Chenping and asked: "This can't enhance our cultivation at all, so what's the use of military training?"
"Ha ha."
Zhao Chenping chuckled meaningfully twice, and said with an unfathomable face: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Xiaoqing blinked, gave a light sigh, and was silent.
Seeing this, Zhao Chenping heaved a sigh of relief, looking at Su Zhenzhen who was so excited below, he really wanted to pull her over and ask her what she was thinking.
. . . .
At sunset, Su Zhenzhen led a bee demon to find Zhao Chenping who was practicing, and said happily: "Dahong, this is the iron bee. He performed very well today. You can reward him with a delicious meal."
Zhao Chenping stopped practicing, looked at the excited bee demon standing aside, waved his wings and said, "Iron bee, what do you want to eat, go find the ingredients yourself, and I'll make it for you later."
"Thank you Commander Zhao."
Iron Bee was very happy when he heard this, and immediately without saying much, he buzzed and flew out to find ingredients impatiently.
Su Zhenzhen watched the bee monster fly away with a smile in his eyes, and when he turned around, he suddenly found that Zhao Chenping was looking at her with a strange face. Infiltrating."
Zhao Chenping sneered, and said: "Su, you dare to make a guarantee in my name without discussing anything with me, isn't it a little too arrogant?"
"Hey, I wonder what's going on."
Su Huanzhen smiled disapprovingly and said easily: "It's such a trivial matter, how can the eyes be so scary?"
"Hehe! Small things!? This is the minimum respect, okay?"
Zhao Chenping said in an unhappy tone.
"Hey," Su Zhenzhen sighed softly, and said in a somewhat resentful tone: "I thought, based on our friendship, you shouldn't mind this little thing."
Zhao Chenping snorted lightly, and said bluntly: "What kind of friendship! The two of us are at most an employment relationship."
Hearing this, Su Zhenzhen rolled his eyes, gently shook the lotus leaf, and said: "You are really boring, is it necessary to be so fussy? I am also doing this for side missions."
"Hey, you have the nerve to say that as a side mission, you can improve their IQ by giving them military training? Why do I feel like you need to improve your own IQ first!"
"As soon as I heard your words, I guessed that you must have been a mortal before."
Su Zhenzhen said in a leisurely tone: "Only ordinary people can have such a superficial understanding of military training."
Zhao Chenping laughed angrily, and said: "So, you were a demon before?"
"I used to be a special police officer."
Su Zhenzhen glanced at him with a hint of pride in his tone.
"Do you think it's a joke when I call them military training?"
"No, you are wrong. I gathered all the monsters through military training, and then rewarded them with your delicious food, let them go through various novel trainings, constantly compete, and actively improve their observation, memory, reaction, and even Analysis and judgment, if this continues, within a month, I can guarantee that there will be little monsters who will meet the requirements of the system."
Hearing this, Zhao Chenping sneered, and said, "You are the only one who is still a special police officer!? Then I am not a platinum master at the beginning!"
"Starting Platinum God?"
Su Zhenzhen frowned and said, "What is that?"
"Hehe, don't worry about what he is, as long as you know that starting point platinum gods are not mortals."
Zhao Chenping laughed in his heart, and continued: "Since you are so confident in your military training, then I will wait and see."
"You just need to cook your food well."
Su smiled confidently.
"Okay! If it really works, I won't ask you for my inheritance."
Zhao Chenping waved his wings and said grandly.
Su Zhenzhen: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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