Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 127
Zheng Zhi's right hand held the Huntian Ribbon and twirled crazily, and the streamers drew graceful arcs in the air, and Zheng Zhi seemed to see a graceful ballet dancer dancing gracefully from Zheng Zhi's body.However, what he is about to face is fighting, not dancing, so what is the use of this ballet.

"The anchor is performing gymnastics, dancing streamers?"

"233333, the practical anchor can be assigned to the viewing area."

"From my perspective as a gymnastics teacher, the anchor's level of ribbon dancing has at least 10 years of skill. However, in Hua Guo Gymnastics, ribbon dancing is a women's gymnastics event and has nothing to do with men."

"Maybe the host wants to dress up as a man to participate in the competition, or, just endure it?"

However, as the number of turns increased, Hun Tianling gradually twisted together tightly under Zheng Zhi's control, slowly forming a long stick shape. After continuing to turn a few turns, Zheng Zhi stopped what he was doing, and the long red stick finally took shape.His hand shook slightly, and with a "crack" sound, the long stick-shaped Huntian Ling hit the air and made a firecracker-like sound, showing its considerable power. This weapon was the legendary cloth stick.

"Come on!" Zheng Zhi, who was ready, hooked his hands towards the other party.

This really angered the big-tailed squirrel standing on the treetop: "Little brothers, give me a duck." It issued an attack command.Following an order, the densely packed squirrels rushed forward fiercely with their front teeth straight.

Zheng Zhi's cloth stick swept across, and the five squirrels that bore the brunt were knocked away like cannonballs by Zheng Zhi's cloth stick.Pluck, pick, cover, point, tease, sweep, smash, this cloth stick danced in Zheng Zhi's hands like an airtight ball.When the stick hits a squirrel, the force carried by the stick will fly the squirrel away. Often, the flying squirrel will accurately hit the squirrel that continues to surge forward, causing collateral damage.

"How can the anchor's cloth stick feel like a ping-pong board?"

"Is this Bruce Lee's nunchuck smash?"

"What do you mean by nunchuck smash? I don't understand, please explain."

"Those are the nunchucks of Bruce Lee, the pinnacle of mankind. He once used the nunchucks to compete with national professional table tennis masters. Not only could he perform any skill that could only be achieved using a table tennis board, but he also won with a smash in the end. ” (There is indeed this video, brothers who don’t believe it can go and watch it)
"Emperor Dou is so terrifying."

The swarm of rats kept coming up, and then flew out at an even faster speed.The long sticks were flying, and with a "snap", one of the sticks hit a pine tree. There was a loud noise in an instant, like flat thunder, and the hit pine tree broke in response.This action not only frightened some of the squirrels that were staying on the treetops, but the fallen pine tree also suppressed several squirrels that were attacking Zheng Zhi.Of course, those who were frightened also included Eridi.Erzui, who was originally timid, was extremely frightened when he heard such a dense number of screams outside. However, this thunder shocked him like an electric shock. 20 tragic scenes of him being beaten flashed through his mind, and he fainted with fright. In the past, the body hung weakly in mid-air, fluttering in the wind.

The big-tailed squirrel, which had been waiting triumphantly for victory, was shattered by this terrifying blow. It looked down and saw that a large number of its little brothers had fallen to the ground, and the remaining ones were also killed. .There are about 300 pine trees here, and only about 300 squirrels live there. In just a short time, one-third of them fell to the ground. [No, I have to run away quickly. 】The eyes of the big-tailed squirrel flew as it began to calculate its escape route.

After some calculations, seeing that only half of his younger brother was left, the big-tailed squirrel immediately let go of his cruel words: "You are very strong, so I will let you go this time. "Turn around and run away quickly.Although he said so in his mouth, there will be a period later, but in his heart he was already thinking [There will be a period later, what a fart, it will never see this person again.In the future, I will definitely have him without me, and me without him. 】The big-tailed squirrel hurriedly set up the flag, even though the flag means never to meet each other, not revenge.

Seeing his elder brother fleeing, the rest of the squirrels who were still besieging Zheng Zhi also panicked. They no longer had the cohesion of the besieging together just now. They stopped at first, and after Zheng Zhi took a step forward, they all scattered.

Zheng Zhi looked at the fleeing squirrel with a big tail, and held the cloth stick horizontally, with his right hand behind and his left hand in front, and he was in a backward position.Taking a long breath, exhaling like a dragon, the naked eye can see that the surrounding air has been sucked into the lungs: "I still want to escape, hit me." The right hand holding the cloth stick made a loud bang, and the red cloth stick streaked across the air. The arc, passing through many branches and pine needles, nailed the big yellow tail to the tree with a bang. The handsome tail that was usually proud of became a burden at this time, and it was nailed to the cloth stick. It was swaying and swaying, exactly the same as Erduan.

The big-tailed squirrel lifted itself up by relying on the strength of its tail and the muscles of its abdomen, and pulled out the cloth stick on its tail vigorously. Even this small wish cannot be fulfilled.Something seemed to have heard his question. In a trance, he saw a benevolent monk answering his question, who told you to set the flag. 】

Water friend: "The cloth stick relies on its material and inertia, and it can be used for hitting. How can Nima throw it like a spear and hit the squirrel? It's unscientific, unscientific."

"This is a new water friend. Which friendly army will take him out to expand his worldview."

"I come, I come, you look at the anchor's face and say the anchor is Shuaibi 1000 times, and then you will feel that there is nothing in this live broadcast room that can surprise you anymore."

Looking at the squirrel nailed to the tree, Zheng Zhi stretched his body, climbed up the treetop and woke up Erdu who was in the tree hole, " Erdu, the fight is over, we can go."

"Yeah, um." Under Zheng Zhi's push, Erzu came to his senses in a daze: "Is the beating over? Am I dead?" The dog's head, Erzui twisted his neck, but the dog's head was still there.Dog legs, it then shook its four legs, and the legs were still there.Erzu then closed his eyes and sensed his whole body. There was no pain, and finally concluded that he was fine. "Ah ha ha ha." A burst of laughter came from the blocked tree hole.I'm fine, intact. Sure enough, the most dangerous place is the safest place. This sentence is correct.My stupid uncle has survived this disaster again. I am worthy of being the smartest Wangji in the world, hehehe.

(End of this chapter)