Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 128 This chapter is scary, I hope everyone is a little bit mentally prepared
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This time, the real contributor to keeping the second stupid and leaving it unharmed is the butt that it shits every day but never wipes.Originally, under the order of the big-tailed squirrel, some squirrels did climb up the tree and prepared to attack the second stupid one, but when all the squirrels who wanted to attack it approached it, they were exposed by it, and by this The stench of dynamization was overwhelmed.This is the real Dou Di powerhouse, so terrifying.

"Come out as soon as you wake up." Zheng Zhi knocked on the tree trunk to urge the second fool.

Er stupid's dog legs kicked on the tree trunk, ready to get himself out.Hey, hey!It kicked hard twice, but failed, the hole was too small, and its dog's head was too big, so it just fit firmly in the tree hole.

"Boss, help me, my head is stuck and I can't get it out, help me pull it out quickly." Er stupid wanted to cry sadly, but found himself stuffed in the tree hole. If he cried at this time, the master couldn't see, Tears flow in vain, it is a loss, so save the tears first, and then shed them later.

"Okay." Zheng Zhi agreed to its request, and stepped forward to pull Erdu's thigh to pull it out of the tree hole.As a result, Zheng Zhi got closer to its buttocks, and a stench suddenly hit him. He was so frightened that he retreated three feet and cursed: "Damn it (expressing admiration), your butt smells so bad, I vomited."

This smell is brewing, fermentation, and storage.When you are a little farther away, you won't smell anything, but once you get close, you break through the forbidden area where the smell is stored in the buttocks of the stupid, then it is mixed with the smell of feces, the fishy smell of herring, and the turbidity of swill. It will come to the nose, assuming that Erduan has a profession, its first profession is a dog-headed beggar, then its second profession must be Breaking Bad.

What?You ask me if I am stupid, will I smell this stench?Living in Lanshi for a long time does not smell its fragrance, living in Bao City for a long time does not smell its stink.Erduan himself has long been used to this smell, and is proud of this stench, because under the protection of this stench, its buttocks seem to be waxed, shining brightly, presenting a strange beauty.For this reason, Erduan deliberately raises his buttocks every day when he walks, ostentatiously.

Zheng Zhi actually didn't dare to sniff it carefully just now, because the rough smell would make him vomit, which instead aroused his curiosity, what other smells are mixed in this extremely gigantic smell?After struggling for a while, he finally mustered up the courage to take a careful sniff.Huh~ This time it’s not as bad as I imagined. The smell seems to have undergone a change, from a mixed smell full of mystery to a smell like a rotten duck egg being pickled into stinky leather shoes. It’s as mellow as a dung beetle. A ton of shit, just rolling on it contentedly, such a special smell, why have I never noticed it before. (The author is really crazy...)
Feeling the stench, a question suddenly popped up in Zheng Zhi's mind, if two people can kiss affectionately like shit under this stench, then the two must be true love.And if these two people are me and Lu Su, can I complete this difficult task?Zheng Zhi once again stepped into the restricted area of ​​the second stupid stench and began to fantasize about this scene. He must be able to do it, because true love is invincible! ! ! ! ! ! !

Vomit! ! !
Zheng Zhi couldn't take it anymore: "Er Stupid, I'll cut down the tree for you first, let me release you first, and talk about other issues later." Zheng Zhi really didn't have the mood to stay with Er Stupid now, I just want it to rush to wash its butt, holding its breath like this, I really want to suffocate.As soon as he said that, he immediately took out his dagger, and saw a small knife flying up and down, and instantly dug out a big hole in the tree hole in the middle of the pine tree, and picked Erdu out.

Of course, in order to prevent the dagger from hurting Erdu, there was still a khaki tree trunk around Erdu's neck that was taken out.Er Zhu looked at his scumbag scarf in disgust, and shouted loudly: "Big Wolf, Er Wolf, Third Wolf, Coyote, get out of here." This is the name Er Zhu gave his younger brother, It was ready to vent this anger on its little brother.

"Here we come, Boss." In Erzhu's call, three of the four wolves emerged from behind the pine tree, and the remaining wolf named Coyote jumped out of the ground.

"Run? Leave your boss behind and run away." Seeing that the two of them were so stupid that they didn't want to fight, they went up and gave its four younger brothers a brutal beating.

"Aww, no escape, no escape, just now the coyote disappeared, let's go out and look for it." The big wolf, the second wolf, and the third wolf, the three younger brothers shouted in unison, ready to put the blame on the coyote.

"Coyote, it's you!" Erzhu's eyes were fierce, and the hyena didn't answer his boss's words, but its eyes were attracted by the khaki headgear on him from the moment Erzhu appeared. , it said enviously: "Boss, your headgear is so handsome, 24K fried handsome."

"Well, ah, really?" Erdu stopped beating his little brother violently, raised his hips and abdomen, raised his head and chest, and said in a pretended indifferent tone, it suddenly felt that his scarf didn't seem so ugly anymore .

"Of course, of course, super handsome, so handsome that I'm going to drool." Saying that, the coyote sticks out his tongue, and the halazi drips from his mouth.

If this is a lie, then this lie must be a lie that can deceive even oneself.Erdu is very satisfied with the coyote's performance. From its performance, Erdu understands the word "sincerity".

"Master, is my headgear handsome? I heard that the legendary Lion King Simba also has such a headgear. With this headgear, I must be more mighty than it." Er Zhu flattered Zheng Zhi, showing off to him baby.

Water friends also saw the fool with a flattering face and a tree trunk.

"This is too stupid."

"The Lion King Simba has hair, not a headgear."

"Sunflower also has such a headgear, and the sunflower is also very powerful."

"I'm really sorry for Sunflower if I compare Er stupid to a sunflower. Only a chrysanthemum can describe Er stupid's smile now."

Zheng Zhi kicked Erjiu and cursed: "Stop smirking in front of me, go take a shower." This kick accidentally landed on its ass, and suddenly felt that his height was a few millimeters shorter. Lifting up the shoes, I saw that the soles of my 5000R Dayang high-end non-slip snow boots were corroded. After a while, the soles seemed to be a few millimeters thinner. Black smoke, the second idiot with such a sharp weapon in his hand can't afford to provoke him.

(End of this chapter)