Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 145 Moose, Reindeer, Elk
"Well, what you said is not unreasonable, so tell me, what are you going to use as a transaction item in exchange for the gourmet match in my hand?"

Zheng Zhi listed the reasons for the little skull's actions while thinking: "You are a skeleton, right? You like to watch this kind of food, but when you are looking at these foods, you don't have an appetite like Erduan, and you don't have anything special to eat Impulsive. But to appreciate these foods purely with the eyes of beauty, then I judge, you are a skeleton without taste and digestion, right?"

"Don't you just talk nonsense. Which skeleton have you seen has a sense of taste and digestion? If so, can it still be called a skeleton? I miss my physical body so much. I liked it so much at that time. Eat food, now I like to watch food scenes because I liked to taste food when I was alive, but now I am a skeleton, I can only use food to miss the time when I was not a skeleton." The will-o'-the-wisps in the eyes of the little skull kept shaking, Exudes his nostalgia for the infinite past.

"Sure enough." Zheng Zhi showed an expression of complete control: "Then I can think that you now prefer to watch food rather than eat."

"Well, it's barely counted." The little skull nodded.

"How about this, how about I exchange my frozen fish for the matches in your hand?" Zheng Zhi took out his own frozen fish that could be used as a mace and placed it in front of the little skull.

"Frozen fish? What are you doing for me? I can't eat it, so I won't change it." Little Skull shook his head.

Zheng Zhi quickly raised his fingers to persuade: "You can't think like this, think about it, you have 10 matches, but the number of matches that can be used is limited after all, after all 10 are burnt, they will be gone. But my frozen fish It’s different, you make it into a delicacy, and it can be stored for a long time in this kind of weather. Every time you want to see the delicacy, you can take out this frozen delicacy, it can let you watch it countless times , Compared with this, does the number of times it can be used greatly exceed the matches that you can only use 10 times, you are really not worth it, is this transaction worth it?"

Hearing Zheng Zhi's talk, Xiao Kulou also took out his bony fingers to calculate carefully, and replied after a while: "Well, what you say seems to make sense."

Seeing that he was moved by his own words, Zheng Zhi hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and hastened to add: "Besides, this frozen fish is made into food. You can not only look at it, but also touch it twice. It's more addictive than yours. Matches that can’t be used are much more practical, aren’t they?”

"Yes, you're right." After repeated persuasion, the little skull finally made up his mind, and said with his bones creaking, "I changed."

The two parties finally exchanged items in the icy carriage. Zheng Zhi got the match, and Xiaokulou got the frozen fish. Both of them seemed very satisfied.The little skull who got the new item happily touched the frozen fish, very embarrassed.Zheng Zhi suddenly looked at this action with some reluctance, not because he was reluctant to change it, but because he was unwilling to waste food. After all, the little skull would not eat the real food after changing it. In the end, he still had to wait for the food to be decomposed Isn't this the most tragic thing for food?Of course, these are Zheng Zhi's thoughts for food from the perspective of food.

"By the way, when you get the frozen fish, you only need to watch the food, not eat it, right?" Zheng Zhi suddenly said that.

"Yeah, what's the matter." Little Skull felt very strange, didn't he already know?
"Since this is the case, you can actually do it without freezing fish. Have you ever heard of an idiom in China called painting cakes to satisfy your hunger? You just want to let yourself see the delicious food. There are other ways." Zheng Zhi said at the same time As he spoke, he took out the diary from his pocket, tore off a page, and quickly scribbled on it with a ballpoint pen.

"Here, here you are." Five seconds later, Zheng Zhi stuffed the paper into the hands of the little skull.

"What?" Little Skull looked at the pattern on the paper. It seemed to be a circle with 4 dots on it. Could it be a biscuit?Or a button?Or am I actually seeing it wrong?His thoughts began to fly, imagining what was drawn on the paper.

"Actually, this frozen fish is too wasteful for you. After all, you just look at it and don't eat it. Wasting food goes against the core values ​​of socialism. I think this is not good. If you look at this picture again, it will also make you see When it comes to delicious food, this painting also allows you to touch it. Although one is a planar body and the other is a convex body, I will trade this painting for the frozen fish in your hand. You don’t need to thank me. It’s all for the sake of things. Make the most of it." Saying that, Zheng Zhi took the frozen fish he gave from the little skull.

The little skull was completely stunned. He looked at the painting that was stuffed into his hand and took 5 seconds to draw. How can it be called a painting? The graffiti of a 5-year-old kindergarten child is better than this painting. He has never seen Such a shameless person.

"Stop for me." Xiaokulou roared, turned his head to look for Zheng Zhi's trace, but during the time he was stunned by this operation, Zheng Zhi had already led a group of them to nowhere. The carriage left, and the little skull could only look at the picture in his hand with tears in his eyes and began to fantasize.So that in the future, because of his day-to-day fantasies, his spiritual power will greatly increase and he will become the king of the skeletons. He will reach the peak of his life, and other skeletons will want to exchange their own food for his supreme cheats in the skeleton world.Of course, this is another story.

At this time, Zheng Zhi had already entered the other carriages, and he could stand and talk while holding the skeletons. No matter how strange the creatures in the other carriages were, it would be like this.He opened the door of the carriage and found that the creatures in the other carriages were full, unlike his own carriage which was so empty.Of course, there are also some strange creatures sitting inside, like pale skeleton dogs and huge polar ice worms, but the most passengers are groups of reindeer, elk, and moose who keep bickering and fighting on the seats. passenger.

Elk: "Why are you hitting my horns? Get your stinky horns away."

Reindeer: "Try the new trick I learned in Baiyang Cave recently. I have practiced my exclusive stunt reindeer horn. Let's see the trick."

Moose: "A chopstick is easy to break, but it is very difficult to break a chopstick. The horns of your elk are like chopsticks, but the horns of our moose are like chopsticks. It is a delusion that you are one enemy against a hundred, so we The moose tribe is the number one deer tribe."

Polar ice worm: "Stop arguing, we polar ice worms are the natural darlings of Snow Country, you must know that our polar ice worms are the only creatures that can't freeze to death."

Moose, reindeer, elk: "Shut up for us, lowbrow."

(End of this chapter)