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Chapter 146 The Blind Train Conductor

Zheng Zhi glanced at the other creatures on the train who were bickering with strange eyes, and the other creatures were also looking at Zheng Zhi and his group of strange creatures in their eyes.

An elk, who was bickering with the moose, asked, "What do you think these things are?"

"You don't care what it is, no matter how important it is, there is nothing more important than which of us or my deer is the real number one." The moose said that when you can't say no to me, don't change the topic to avoid it.

Excited by the moose, the elk immediately attacked it again: "That's right, we are number one."

Reindeer: "No, we are number one."

Moose: "We are still the strongest."

This kind of quarrelsome attitude made the water friends burst into laughter: "From them, I saw that when we were young, we quarreled about whether Ultraman Leo was stronger or Ultraman Taro was stronger."

"Fart, neither of them is strong. Ultraman Mengbius is the strongest because he has the longest name."

"No, Otto's father is strong, or they will be born?"

"??? I don't know what you guys are arguing about. When the anchor encounters a monster, you can naturally ask the monster which Ultraman hits the hardest, and which one will naturally be the strongest."

"... They are all gods."

Zheng went straight to the locomotive, but what he encountered were either strange-shaped skeletons or polar ice worms of different sizes. Of course, the three most common deer were elk, reindeer, and moose, and there were no other types of creatures. up.As they approached the locomotive, the group finally came across a creature that looked different from the others. It was a horse wearing a vest, with black cloth over its eyes but a pure white fur. On the vest was written Train Leader 3 English.

As soon as the horse saw them approaching, he immediately stepped up, raised his two horseshoes and stretched his left hoof to his heart in a very gentlemanly salute: "Friends, where are you passengers from? I don't seem to have seen creatures like you before?"

"Can you see us?" Zheng Zhi waved his hand in front of the black cloth and white horse. Can he see anything else with his eyes covered with black cloth?
"That's natural." The white horse said lightly.His gentleman's performance and his indifferent expression seemed a bit unpredictable.

"Since you can see why you didn't stop at the last stop, we were just about to get on the train, but you just left us and started, this is what you should do as a train conductor?" Zheng Zhi was angry, That's right, originally he just browsed all the way to see the creatures on the train, but when he met the train conductor, the scene of being thrown off by him just now appeared in his mind, and he must ask him why he did this .

"???" After being silent for a second, the white horse suddenly made a sudden turn: "Sorry, I'm actually blind, I can't see."

? ? ?This time it was Zheng Zhi's turn to ask questions. He felt that his personality was strongly insulted by the horse in front of him, and this moment made his heart explode even more. "Now you not only insult my personality, but also want to insult my IQ? I'm afraid you haven't seen my casserole-sized fist!"

Zheng Zhi raised his casserole-sized fist, trying to intimidate the blind horse, but he was a little embarrassed to think that he might really be blind and couldn't see his fierce fist.

Zheng Zhi put down his fist, but the horse seemed to feel the strength of his fist and waved again and again: "I didn't play tricks on you, I really couldn't see." This made Zheng Zhi a little confused, what is this horse? Can see clearly or not.

Could it be that this horse is still playing tricks on me?I heard that although most people in the world are disabled and strong, there are also very few people who are more world-weary in this situation and like to let others feel their pain. Is this horse a breed?After losing sight, you like to deceive others with lies?Zheng Zhi's eyes were like lightning, he raised his fist and held it on his shoulder, and began to accumulate strength: "Then why did you say you could see it in the first place?" It seems that as long as the answer is not satisfactory, he will release this power to give The blind horse took a thrashing.

The blind horse quickly explained: "What I said is true. Although I can't see you, I can hear your breathing and feel your presence."

"Well, even if your hearing is good, if you are really blind, how do you drive without crashing? You want to lie to me." Zheng Zhi immediately noticed the loophole in his words.

"This train has always been running along a fixed position. All I have to do is to pull this switch to start the train, and then wait for the train to automatically report the address. After arriving at the location, pull the lever to stop. As for the problem of getting on and off the train, I have I have good hearing, so I can hear the vibrations when people get on and off the train. As for why it doesn’t stop at the last stop? Because I have been a train conductor for 50 years, and no one has ever boarded at that stop or the last one Get off at the next station, because there is no one living within 20 kilometers of the last station, and I don’t know what the train is going to do there. So we often don’t open the doors at that station.”

Zheng Zhi restrained his tone a little. He felt that what the horse said seemed a bit logical, but he still did not forgive the blind horse. As a successor of socialism, he must ensure social harmony, in order to prevent him from committing this kind of parking at the station in the future. But the mistake of not opening the door, I am willing to sacrifice my integrity, be a villain at this moment to frighten him, let him remember this lesson.

With tears in his eyes, Zheng Zheng shouted: "This is not an excuse, even if no one lives here, you should still perform the duties of a train conductor, open the door and wait for the passengers to get on and off. Start the car after the car is finished. Baima, let me punch you before you talk, let you feel my humiliation." Zheng Zhi yelled, and punched him fiercely.

"No, no, I apologize, and I make up." As soon as the blind horse said this, Zheng Zhi's fist, which was full of momentum, brushed past the old horse, and his fist hit the air with an air explosion. The locomotive 2 meters ahead The car window shattered.

"Okay then, how are you going to compensate me?" Zheng Zheng looked up at the roof of the car at a 45-degree angle, letting the tears flow back to his eyes, thinking about not wasting the tears, next time there is such a thing, the tears can still be used.

"How about this, friend next, I will make it up to you and let you join our Snow Country opposition. What do you think?" Blind Horse gritted his teeth, as if he had made a lot of determination to say this compensation.

"????" Zheng Zhi was stunned.

"The original intention of our Snow Country opposition was to overthrow the rule of the Snowman King in the Snow Country and achieve the concept of democracy and freedom."

"What? Your compensation is to let me join you? You also asked me to overthrow the king's rule. How did your brain circuit come about, and what do you think? You don't have any magical tools to compensate me, and if it doesn't work, come to me Food, join you, what kind of compensation is this? It is good to achieve democracy and freedom, but I am not a person under your rule, and I don’t need to listen to you at all. Is there any other compensation, or let me beat you up as compensation .” For this kind of compensation, Zheng Zhi felt speechless.

Blind Horse: "Under the rule of the Snowman Country, only frozen food can be eaten, but our Snow Country opposition opposes them, and we are willing to eat hot food."

Zheng Zhi: "Okay, don't think about it, I will join you."

(End of this chapter)