Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 15 The Taste of Blood and Rain
Zheng Zhi was chatting with his water friends, and the monkey had already succeeded. This monkey directly held a nest of bird eggs on its head, and held another nest of bird eggs in its right hand, and fled to the distance like flying. The golden-eyed plover couple and their friends who stole the eggs obviously wouldn't let it go so easily. They shouted loudly, and the surrounding kind seemed to feel the crisis for their offspring when they heard the yelling. A large number of golden-eyed plovers chased after it. Go, the number seems to be more connected into a line.

"See, this is my plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain. It looks like a monkey is stealing eggs, but in fact it is not. This monkey obviously knows that I want to steal eggs too, so he steals a small part of the eggs to lure a large number of golden-eyed plovers away. Create opportunities for me, and I decided to reward him for his outstanding performance. When I succeed, I will not give him any of the bird eggs I stole."

"The anchor is so good at diverting the tiger away from the mountain, so how did the anchor discuss strategies with the monkey? In the world of monkeys, I'm sorry, can you use monkey language?"

"Monkey: I know that hairless creature, he's so ugly, why is he staring at me so hard, he's terrified and hastily slipped away."

"One of the Hairless Creatures Show."

"If I hadn't been watching the anchor's live broadcast, I would have almost believed it."

"The monkey helped you steal the egg, but you didn't get a cent from it. You are a ruthless thief."

"But this is the most ruthless egg thief I have ever seen. He even stole other people's houses, so it caused public outrage. Let us know the result." Zheng Zhi paused. "If the old king next door steals something, it's better to solve it on the spot instead of stealing back to the next door."

"23333"

"Solve it on the spot so that you don't get hammered to death by these birds."

"What if the birds can't see it?"

"..."

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Taking advantage of the opportunity, he seized the time and groped among the many bird nests on the beach. After a while, he found more than a dozen eggs. Although there were not many eggs, it was enough to make a dessert. He looked at several eggs not far away. A black dot flew back in his direction and left the place quickly.

Fortunately, Zheng Zhi left early, Zheng Zhi had just left, and he could still hear the chirping of the golden-eyed plover from the beach, which was extremely intrusive.

"Look, anchor, the one in front is not a monkey stealing eggs."

"It's too coincidental."

"Brother, how do you know what a monkey looks like? Don't all monkeys look the same?"

"It should be the egg thief. Look at the bird's nest on top of his head."

Before leaving the beach, Zheng Zhi happened to bump into the egg-stealing monkey who was selling stolen goods. When leaving, the monkey went south, and Zheng Zhi went west. He never thought why he would meet here.

The monkey was concentrating on enjoying the eggs he had obtained, but from time to time he picked up a gourd next to him and took a few sips. This strange action caught Zheng Zhi's attention.

"What is this smell? I can smell the fruity scent in the air." Zheng Zhi shook his nose a few times.

"Where is the fruit, why didn't I see it, camera lens, turn around quickly."

Following the appeal of the water friends in the live broadcast room, the drone flying in the air also sent the camera around.

"The anchor is lying, I didn't see any fruits around me."

"I guess that fruit is buried deep in the ground, and that fruit is potatoes."

"Go away, your potatoes are sorted into fruits."

"Then how does the underground fruit anchor smell? I suspect that the fruit grows in the anchor's nose."

Zheng Zhi followed the smell in the air and slowly approached.

"The smell is coming from here." He pointed with his big hand, aiming at the monkey's gourd. The sound startled the monkey who was squatting on the ground and devouring its spoils.He turned around and found that Zheng Zhi had walked behind him quietly, less than 2 meters away from the monkey. The monkey quickly jumped back and ran up to the tree trunk like a puff of smoke.

Zheng Zhi appeared so suddenly, the monkey didn't even bother to take the gourd away, and he put it on the ground in a panic.

Zheng Zhi picked up the gourd and sniffed it. When he opened the bottle that was stuffed with the gourd, a strong fruity scent emanated from it. He poured out a few drops of the juice from the gourd and tasted it.Sweet and fruity, slightly pan-acidic, and a burst of hot air from the mouth to the whole body, this is the taste of wine.

Zheng Zhi was savoring the taste of this gourd. The monkey who had fled to the tree trunk was reluctant to let go of his precious gourd. He shot back and while Zheng Zhi was indulging in the taste, he quietly hung down his own from the branch above his head. With a flick of his tail, he caught his gourd back like fishing.

Zheng Zhi felt that his hand was empty, and came back to his senses, he never expected such a thing to come out. He stared at it with wide eyes, and the monkey who caught his own gourd made a "chirp" sound, and was still rolling on the branch, showing human nature. mockery.

"Although I couldn't understand what the monkey was saying, I could still understand it from its body language: Look at this man, he was stunned by my operation, dumbfounded, stunned, don't look at him with such adoring eyes Watching you, Uncle Monkey."

"233333, the anchor is planted."

"The crocodile-killing anchor never thought that he would have such a day."

"It's uncomfortable. Ever since I watched the live broadcast of the anchor, the anchor has given me the feeling of being omnipotent. There is no scene of him being at a disadvantage."

"No one has ever dared to laugh at me like this. The last one who treated me like this is already lying in my camp, and I will soon even make a leather belt from the skin. I am terrified. Zheng Tieshou can laugh at me for anything. "." Zheng Zhi looked coldly and issued his death warrant.

"Pursuing life with iron hands, cold-blooded and ruthless, I smell the smell of blood."

"Hey, I didn't smell bloody storms, I just smelled that the anchor was pretending to be compared."

"The anchor's deep look is so cool, she's married."

Zheng Zhi put his foot on the trunk of the big tree for an approach run. With this strength, he turned around 180 degrees and slapped the monkey on the head. It was shot down from the branch with a sound of touch, and the monkey wanted to get up and run away, but Zheng Zhi stepped on the ground, and the monkey kept waving its hands, but how could his strength compare to that of a tree branch? Zheng Zhi was trampled on the ground hard, unable to break free.

"Wow, Teng Nuo is so handsome. In ancient times, the anchor must be a knight-like character."

"The host's slap seemed to be slapping me in the face."

"Just now I was laughing at others on the tree, and the next second I was pressed under the tree."

The monkey, who understood his situation, was very smart and completely forgot how he had laughed at Zheng Zhi just now. He clasped his hands together and kept making gestures of begging for mercy, and tears of remorse flowed from his eyes from time to time.

"This monkey is so spiritual."

"Spirituality is not enough, it can only be said that the desire to survive is extremely strong."

"The anchor caught this monkey, so he won't want to eat it."

"Dear water friends, although this is a live broadcast of Survival on a Deserted Island, the anchor still has the minimum bottom line. I don't know how to eat creatures like monkeys. It's just that he laughed at me just now, and I will give it a little punishment, and confiscate some loot by the way." Zheng Zhi picked up the gourd that fell to the ground after he knocked down the monkey just now while talking.

"This intoxicating aroma." Zheng Zhi took another deep breath.

This is wine, Zheng Zhi was sure when he smelled it again.

"??liquor"

"There's wine on the monkey?"

"Maybe someone on this island left the wine on a deserted island, and this monkey just happened to find it."

"Although I want to guess this way, my reason still tells me that this wine should be made by monkeys." Zheng Zhi frowned and came to his own conclusion.

"Monkeys can make wine, and the host bullies me for not being knowledgeable?"

"Tomorrow, I will get [-] monkeys to make wine for me, if the monkeys can make wine."

"The anchor is bragging like crazy?"

"The last person who trolled the anchor has his face swollen and is hiding in the corner of the live broadcast room, but this time I really want to see the anchor's face get swollen."

"The people who eat melons wait for an explanation."

(End of this chapter)