Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 16 Rap and Hip Hop
"I don't know if all the water friends have heard of monkey wine."

"Monkey wine, is there really such a thing?"

"I don't read much, the host don't lie to me."

"I always thought it was something only in novels."

Monkey wine is said to be that the monkeys in the mountains gather all kinds of fruits in a hole (usually a tree hole) to store grain for wintering. This hole of mince is gradually fermented, and then becomes a hole of mince wine.The empty tree chosen by the monkey to store the mincemeat must be a tree that can ensure that the mincemeat will not rot during the winter, and it must be hollow and sealed...

The real monkey wine is only kept for one season, and with the passage of time, the liquor is getting less and less, so it is even more difficult to get the monkey wine!
Moreover, monkey wine is best when it is first fermented, and what gradually drips down is the fermented essence of mincemeat, which has never been spoiled, but only fermented.

However, the first drop of the wine after dripping is Baiguoye, which is called Baiguoniang when it is aggregated. When there is no juice dripping and all the fermented juices are collected and the wine tastes, it can be called Monkey Wine or Houerniang.

"I thought so at first, but look at this gourd. I tasted it. It is completely brewed from pure fruit. It's just that I drank a few drops just now, and it still has a fragrant aftertaste. It's better than all the wines I've ever drunk. They are all delicious, and now I have to believe this legend." While speaking, he took a sip from the gourd, let the fruity taste flow into his mouth, closed his breath, and did not want to let out the smell of alcohol for a long time.

"Be honest, where did your wine come from?" Zheng Zhi slapped the monkey on the head.

"Chirp" the monkey screamed aggrievedly.

"Water friends, look, he doesn't tell, he doesn't confess, and he even barks at me. This is a threat to me. Maybe my method of extracting a confession is not vicious enough."

"??? Where did the anchor find out that the monkey didn't confess?"

"Can monkeys speak human language?"

"This is begging for mercy after being beaten by the anchor, but he was framed by the anchor and turned into barbaric claws."

"Lord Bao Qingtian's coffin can't be held down anymore."

"Say it or not, tell it or not." Zheng Zhi slapped him on the head twice.
"The monkey no longer chirped and chirped, and neighed fiercely.

"Dear water friends, I obviously hit it lightly. But it screamed so loudly, I guessed it wanted to win the sympathy of all water friends, so I couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to teach it a bigger lesson. "

"Wait for me, fellow water friends, I'm going to torture this monkey who doesn't know what to do." Zheng Zhi tied the monkey to a tree, making sure that he wouldn't break free before turning and leaving.

"I've started to mourn for the monkeys."

"I'm already imagining what kind of torture it is, can't it be skinning or Lingchi?"

"Is there a disease upstairs? Is there such an inhumane scene in the positive energy studio?"

"This monkey is really innocent. After being caught, he was forcibly charged with multiple crimes."

"Does anyone know what the anchor is doing? Why did he leave the live broadcast camera here to watch the monkeys?"

After a while, Zheng Zhi returned to the drone's field of vision, but he was holding a struggling Golden-eyed Plover in his hand.

Zheng Zhi held the bird in his hand and placed it in front of the monkey tied to the tree, and then the kitchen knife in his hand slashed across like lightning, making the golden-eyed plovers in his hand stop struggling, but the hanging golden-eyed plovers kept dripping The blood flowed in front of the monkey, coupled with Zheng Zhi's expressionless face, it was like a demon reborn.

"Chirp chirp chirp" the monkey struggled violently. Even though its whole body was tied to the tree and it was difficult to move, its strong desire to survive allowed the tree trunk that helped him to shake.

"Killing the chicken to scare the monkey"

"Kill the Birds"

"The upstairs is so smart, the road ahead won't be long."

It seemed that the monkey's screams really played a role. There were rustling sounds from the bushes, from far to near.

At the top of the tree canopy, several monkeys emerged. The leading one was particularly eye-catching, with black hair all over its body. It turned out to be a chimpanzee. I don't know how this chimpanzee got into the group of monkeys.After a few ups and downs, the chimpanzee and the monkeys came to Zheng Zhi.This chimpanzee has a gourd hanging on his waist, which is exactly the same as the gourd of the monkey at Zheng Zhi's feet just now.

Zheng Zhi's eyes lit up, looking at him like a treasure. "The gourd in my hand has not much monkey wine in it. There is only about 100ml left, and it is not delicious to drink. As for the gourd of the chimpanzee in front of me, look at how he jumps and how the gourd rises and falls. The monkey wine has at least half a gourd or more.

I just wanted to doze off, and the pillow was delivered to my door.

"Friends, as long as I grab this gourd of monkey wine, I will collect all 7 dishes for today."

"I was shocked. I lost a bet with the anchor until I lost my trousers. I was so scared that I quickly tipped the anchor."

"It seems that I have never won a bet with the anchor."

"The anchor is invincible, the Son of Destiny, everything is ready when you walk and walk."

"That's 7 courses. I thought it would take more than ten days. I was even stuck on the wine. I couldn't get my phone together for a long time. I was convinced by Peng Dapao."

The orangutan came to Zheng Zhi and looked at him condescendingly.I saw his right hand clenched and stretched out, and then the thumb, index finger, and little finger popped out, and the other two fingers were still clenched. He didn't know what he was muttering, but a wave of moisture gushed out of the orangutan.

"System, can you translate what he is saying?"

"can."

YOU YOU,

You brat, the one who bullies me.

Your arrogance ignites my eyes.

You are so thin in front of me.

If I punch you, you will be knocked down immediately.

Casserole fist, you are powerless to resist.

Kneel before me and surrender.

My name is Cai Jikun, and I have the strongest RAP.

If you sing hip hop, the whole world will be disappointed.

A piece of wild rap popped up from the live broadcast room, as if it was spoken from the mouth of an orangutan, and Zheng Zhi was so startled that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. "??? That's the translation, this orangutan can rap? You seem to be kidding me?"

"I heard it right, I think I heard a rap from an orangutan."

"I heard it too."

"I thought the UC Shock Department was already shocked. Compared with this live broadcast room, I am in shock every day."

"The orangutan can't, but I can. Although he can't rap, this orangutan roughly means that." The system translated to Zheng Zhi.

Zheng Zhi straightened his stunned jaw with his hand, "System, let me respond to the orangutan with a dragon fist." The BGM sounded next to the orangutan. Zheng Zhi also looked at the orangutan with contempt, and his right thumb slowly moved down.

I opened the sky with my right fist and turned into a dragon
Move the mountains and rivers to fill up the cracks

Adjusted the time and space of the sunrise in the east

Back to the prehistoric to dominate and manipulate
I opened the sky with my right fist and turned into a dragon
The heart of the earth is beating restlessly

There is only one expression left in the world

Waiting for the hero I am the dragon.

A dragon fist detonated the live broadcast room.

"What song is this anchor, I can't find it."

"Hello."

"My blood boiled when I heard it, and I couldn't help but want to fight the orangutan in front of me for 300 rounds."

“[Hey King of Songs] tipped 1 rocket”

“[The King of Chinese Trend Singers] tipped 99 blood bottles”

"[Chongqin City Andy Lau] Reward 10 Magic Books"

Only then did Zheng Zhi realize that this is a semi-parallel space, and some things don't exist here.

The orangutan heard the explosive music, looked at Zheng Zhi, stood up straight, as if he was meeting an opponent, and pointed at Zheng Zhi with the RAP gesture.

You skinny boy, you have a taste,

There is no chimpanzee with me, we can fight.

The universe is the strongest, heaven and earth are combined.

RAP is invincible, and the world is shocked.

"God, god, fairy dialogue?"

"Who am I, where am I, am I also an orangutan, so I can understand orangutan RAP?"

"Wu Yifan, after listening to this orangutan's rap, he still doesn't come out and get beaten."

"After watching the anchor's live broadcast room, I feel that my world view has collapsed."

(End of this chapter)