Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 100 in English

After sending Luo Sen away, Zhang Xiaoqiang was exhausted. He returned to the living room and fell headlong into the sofa, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was not in good condition, the old pig stood up, went to the computer desk to get the only teapot and teacup left in the previous "War of the Great Desolation", and poured some water for Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"Come on, Xiaoqiang, drink some water. Look at you, why don't you just play chess, even if the monkey is good at chess, you don't need to get wet with excitement."

"Ahem," the clear water that had just entered his throat almost choked Zhang Xiaoqiang out of breath because of Laozhu's comfort.

"Hmph! My old grandson has long said that I am good at chess. I think that when I was on Huaguo Mountain, I was invincible all over the mountain. People gave me the nickname "Great Chess Master"."

"Pfft," this time Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't hold back the tea in his mouth, and shot the old pig's face with a splash.

"SORRY, brother pig, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask Yan to shoot you."

Your sister!This is what it means to love the "Great Sage of Chess"!

To be able to play ancient Chinese chess with the atmosphere of modern warfare, it is estimated that only the "Chess Master" can have such courage and mind.

"All right, all right! Well... it's getting late, everyone, go to bed. I have to go to school tomorrow, so I won't accompany you. I'll go back to my room first."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't care about the great sage, how does the old pig reply, even if the latter demolishes the house now, and a third world war ensues, Zhang Xiaoqiang absolutely doesn't care, everything will wait until he wakes up tomorrow. do processing.

With tired steps, Zhang Xiaoqiang moved towards the bedroom little by little.

In the bedroom, Zhang Xiaoqiang threw himself on the bed on his back.

En~ The feeling of the body touching the bed sheet is like being hugged by a girlfriend.

Cool!comfortable!Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help masturbating intoxicatedly.

But at this moment, his crotch suddenly vibrated.

"Fuck! What time the fuck is it, and you're here to fool me into buying a house!?"

Huo Da took out his mobile phone, Zhang Xiaoqiang pressed the call button, then lowered his voice, and replied in a very skillful London accent: "HELLO, HOWAREYOU, I'MLILEI, MAYIHELPYOU?"

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang, once he speaks this awesome London accent, the salesman on the opposite side is absolutely dumbfounded.

I believe that many students have similar experiences, and everyone will receive some inexplicable calls every day.

Good temper, politely decline.

If you have a bad temper, you will swear.

But these salesmen are obviously well trained to resist stress. Anyway, no matter what the operator says, he has the right to fart.

Forget it, he can always switch back to the theme he wants to express at the right moment.

Objectively speaking, it is not easy for these salesmen, and they also want to make a living, otherwise, who would suffer the crime of being cast aside by others?

Zhang Xiaoqiang can understand the pain of the salesman very well. After all, he is also a small commoner who works hard at the bottom, and he understands that life is not easy.

But the problem is, if you don’t investigate, you call every now and then to say that a store in a certain place is selling well, and a certain community has opened a big bargain. It seems that if you don’t buy it, you will be sorry to the party and the people.

Damn, I can't even provide basic food and clothing. You fight with me every day with such tall things as BB. Do you dare to say that you are not making fun of me or mocking me?

So that later, after repeated arduous and tragic struggles with these harassing calls, Zhang Xiaoqiang worked out a set of effective countermeasures.

Can't these salesmen be able to boast and slash... Cheng, brother will give you the whole foreign language!
Since Zhang Xiaoqiang researched and put this trick into practice, the situation of the battle has completely reversed. Basically, if there are similar calls, the conversation will not exceed two sentences.

After all, it is obvious to all the world that Chinese people are patriotic. In this country, everyone knows Du Ming well about their English proficiency.

To put it bluntly, anyone who can have a smooth conversation with Wai Guoren for more than three sentences is definitely an old driver who has watched American bang bang movies.

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang can barely make it to the fourth sentence now. After asking Howoldareyou, whereareyoufrom, he basically has to resort to the mystery: CanyonpeakChinese?
"I'mhanmeimei.finethankyou, andyou?"

Yo ho!sure!

The calm answer on the other side was somewhat beyond Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectation.

It seems that this is an expert, even Li Lei and Han Meimei know that this guy has at least graduated from elementary school.

Today, Nima met his opponent!

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help becoming a little nervous, because he only has four moves.

However, these four tricks are very powerful. Without exception, they are the most efficient and useful dialogue sentences summed up by Chinese foreign language workers after decades of painstaking research and combined with foreign forms.

It is rumored that as long as you learn these four sentences, you will have absolutely no problem becoming a JC in Waiguo.

"I'm fine, thank you. Where are you from?"

After saying hello, ask about age; after asking about age, ask about nationality; after asking about nationality, ask about household registration.

This kind of household registration-style chatting method later helped many crooked fruit families solve the problems of less JC and social instability.

snort!I don't believe you can get it right! ?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is full of confidence. If the previous sentence is still in its infancy, everyone can catch it.As for this sentence, no matter whether it is a subordinate sentence or a sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that people who are not in the sixth grade of elementary school will never be able to resist it.

"You took the wrong medicine today, and your head was kicked by a donkey!? You can't speak Chinese well, and you still speak baba foreign language with me? Do you know it!?"

What the hell!What's going on! ?Angry and angry?

"Who am I talking about? You..."

"Me! Your aunt! Are you itchy? You don't even remember your aunt's number!?"

Fog grass!

Hearing the familiar scolding voice, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly took the phone from his ear, and took a closer look...and then his ass tightened.

your sister!It was really my aunt who called!
It's over, it's over, this shit flooded the Dragon King Temple!

So, selfishness is harmful to people!
"Hehe, I'm sorry, Auntie, well, then, I received a few harassing calls about selling real estate, and I thought it was them, so..."

"Come on, I don't have time to talk to you about those useless things. What do I mean by you little bastard! I won't call you from your aunt today, so you don't plan to contact me to report on work! "

After scolding and reprimanding, the sudden reversal made Zhang Xiaoqiang a little bit overwhelmed.

"Uh... Auntie, me, um... What kind of work do you want me to report to?"

"Nonsense! What else could it be!? What did you do today!? Let me ask you, how was your talk with the little girl... Or, did you not go today at all!?"

Well, it's a matter of daring, it's good that the aunt doesn't mention it, but when it is mentioned, Zhang Xiaoqiang is full of grief and indignation!
(End of this chapter)