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Chapter 101 Auntie's Book of Picking Up Girls
There is no doubt that everything that Zhang Xiaoqiang experienced today stems from this crap blind date.

"Hey, where are you little bastard? What did your aunt ask you? How was your talk with the little girl?"

"That... Auntie, can I ask, where did you find this girl?" Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed with tears.

"Where did you find it? This girl has a lot of background, let me tell you! For your life's event, your aunt and I have made a fool of myself. I don't know how much I have entrusted to her."

"Then, then, where did she, she, find it?"

At this time, you are still fooling brother! ?Brother was almost cheated by the "how is steel tempered", do you know that?
"Well, it's a bit complicated to say. To put it simply, he is the best friend of your uncle's cousin's brother's brother's sister-in-law's friend's best friend. Upstairs, Miss Ma's next door is the child of the old Wang's family. How about it, after you get in touch, How do you feel?"

After talking about the relationship structure in one breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand the concept at all. The only thing he understood was the last sentence about the children of Lao Wang's family next door to Miss Ma.

So here comes the question, is this child Miss Ma's, or the old Wang's next door?

"Uh, haha, aunt, you have worked really hard. This... this girl's origin is really... a bit thrilling."

"Okay! Why are you talking so much useless stuff! If it weren't for your poor looks and incompetence, why would your aunt worry so much? Tell me honestly, what did you do today? How about the girl? ?”

"I, we... went to a coffee shop today and drank coffee... There is still Lafite in [-]." Tentatively stressing the word "Lafite", Zhang Xiaoqiang needs to let his aunt know his history of blood and tears today.

but……

"Drink what Lafite! I said you are stupid, you are still in 70!? How many times have I told you, stop reading those unscrupulous YY novels! My old lady is telling you to solve personal problems, you are fine, Let me pretend to be rich, right!? You said that [-] yuan Rujia Hotel can do the job, what are you spending so much money on? Do you think the girl I found for you is a green tea bitch who is greedy for money? She is a serious person! A girl from a good family who has passed the eighth level of English, the second level of German, and the third level of Japanese!!"

"Wait a minute, auntie, you seemed to tell me last time that he is a first-class German?"

"How dare you talk back!? Is there a difference between German Level [-] and German Level [-]? What if I lower you a level? Are you talking as if you can understand?"

This...isn't the point? ?

Impressed!Completely convinced!
Through this conversation, Zhang Xiaoqiang can already confirm 100% that the identity and background of the "big girl with yellow flowers" that his aunt found for him must be very red.

"Forget it! You've probably never been alone with a girl in your whole life, so it's understandable to pretend to be B for the first time. But my aunt tells you, the important thing about picking up girls is not the amount of money, but how to spend the money. On the edge of the knife. Xiaoqiang, you have to remember that love is like a battlefield. No matter how much money you have, the last shot is the key! We must invest our limited resources into the most practical battlefield, and then use the minimum cost to achieve the final goal. The purpose of one shot. When it’s over, wait until the rice is cooked... Humph, the rest is no big deal!"

"Gulu," Wu Zi swallowed and spit. His aunt's teachings were really enlightening and shocking. Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned and blurted out subconsciously: "That aunt, listening to your words is better than watching ten CDs. I think this is true. I understand, but... wouldn’t it be too authentic to go on a blind date using the same techniques to pick up girls?”

"Bullshit!! You little bastard, why don't you have a sense of crisis until now!? How many times has my aunt told you? Right now, there are more wolves and less meat. If you speak morally to others, will they sympathize with you!? Besides, To be moral, it depends on capital. Do you have capital? Also, who told you that picking up girls is contradictory to blind dates? You can’t even pick up girls? How can you go on blind dates? I’ve never heard that anyone who does not seek girls for the purpose of blind date is a hooligan Well? As long as you imagine that you are here for a blind date, there will be no problem in dating each other!?"

"Auntie, that sentence seems to mean that all relationships that are not for the purpose of marriage are hooligans?"

"Is there a difference!? Don't say anything else, my aunt will ask you. At that time, you dare to say that you didn't want to bring a girl to Rujia to open a house!?"

Ginger is still old and spicy!My aunt is worthy of living in a mountainous countryside with strong folk customs. Her words are to the point and not muddled at all.

Compared with those poisonous chicken soup that sounds touching but is actually all nonsense, it is undoubtedly closer to reality.

That's right!As a five-good young man in the new era, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a normal orientation. When facing a lonely woman like Lin Qian, it is absolutely impossible to say that he has no restless thoughts.

What's more, after suffering such a serious crime and paying so much, if you don't ask for some repayment from the other party, wouldn't you suffer a lot?
"Uh……"

"Okay, as cowardly as you are, even if you have evil intentions, you don't have the guts. Tell me, how did you two talk today?"

"Not bad, not bad." This was the truth, anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he performed well, and fully demonstrated his profound knowledge.

"Then what do you think of the girl? Do you catch her eye?"

"Very good, look at it."

"That's a must! Could there be any mistakes in the person your aunt personally picked!?"

Big aunt!You have to rely on your conscience!How dare you touch your chest and say this ZHAO! ?
Although he thought so mentally, Zhang Xiaoqiang still affirmed against his will: "Yes! Yes! Auntie is mighty!"

"Don't be poor with your aunt, that... What do you think the girl thinks of you?"

I go!Brother is not a roundworm in people's belly, so I don't know what people think.

Besides, Lin Qian's job as a girl...

However, considering my aunt's true nature as a person, if I were to mess up the blind date today, it goes without saying that in less than three days, my aunt would definitely be looking for a new target.

no way!Who told my aunt to have a warm-hearted heart that is idle and rising.

For the "only remaining" two kidneys in his body, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that although Lin Qian was a wine trustee, at least she was tall enough to make a living, and if she cheated again, she would cheat some money.

But based on my aunt's interpersonal relationship in the village, who knows what "wonderful" new target she will give the whole family next time?

Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart really couldn't bear the stimulation of "a bottle of Lafite".

Therefore, after weighing the pros and cons of all parties, he decided that it would be better to trick his aunt and stabilize her: "Haha, it's not convenient for me to say how she feels about me, but the two of us had a very interesting chat, and we even made an appointment to meet."

(End of this chapter)