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Chapter 108 The Chinese People Are Very Good
When I got home, it was five o'clock in the afternoon.

The old pig had just finished leveling, and the great sage also came back from killing demons in the street.

Seeing the great sage's gloomy appearance, Zhang Xiaoqiang reckoned that the monkey's harvest was probably not good today.

"Hey, Brother Monkey, killing demons is not something that can be accomplished overnight, so let's let those brainless non-mainstream continue to fly on the streets for a while."

When dealing with the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to be forceful, not to mention forceful, he didn't even dare to say a serious word.

No way, the monkey in front of you has the same temper as that September weather, cloudy or sunny, you never know what "weather forecast" he will make for you in the next second.

"Huh! I met two monsters on the road today, but when I arrived, those two guys had already jumped into the "iron lump" and ran away." The Great Sage jumped onto the sofa.

Over the past few days, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that no matter whether the monkey was sitting on the stool or the sofa, it never said that its buttocks were settled, and it was all in a half-squatting state.

Later, through private acquaintance with Lao Zhu, I learned that Dasheng Dasheng has constipation problem.

It is said to maintain this posture and stand for defecation.

Fuck!Therefore, the people in the heaven really know how to play.

If this method is spread, countless constipation patients will not rush to tell each other, and weep with joy.

Well, in the future, it is necessary to go online to pass on this "love" to the whole post.

As the saying goes, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with others. It is a small joy to be smoothed by one person, and the most joyful thing is to be smoothed by the people of the whole country.

In case, the post is topped with "Du Niang" headlines by interested people, or it is reposted by "Grotch", then this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine is not guaranteed to be my brother...Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little excited .

"Come on, Pohou, do you think this is Journey to the West? There are no monsters in this world!" After all, the old pig has read "****", "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" and other red-headed works, so he is very interested in "Jianguo". The post-ghost cannot become a spirit" clause is very clear.

Immediately, he made a serious protest against the irresponsible and wildly speculative remarks of the Great Sage, and strongly condemned the Great Sage for being self-righteous and indiscriminately labeling him.

"You idiot know what a fart! Today I met those two guys, each holding an iron rod in his hand and guarding in front of the village. No passerby on either side dares to approach. What else can it be if you say it's not a monster?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang was puzzled as he danced and described the scene at that time... In our dignified Chinese legal society, there are still people who dare to pretend to be stupid with sticks on the street! ?Aren't they afraid that the urban management grandpa will attack them?

Thinking about the stall, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly saw that the Great Sage imitated the movements of the two monsters holding sticks, which was a bit special.

Normally, gangsters who pretend to be B will habitually hold the stick with one hand. At the same time, in order to demonstrate the magical stick technique of "not swinging themselves", they will swing it twice when there is nothing wrong.

But looking back at the Great Sage, from the beginning to the end, the stick is kept close to his chest in a tight grip. The most important thing is to hold the stick with both hands.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but make a bold speculation that scared him to the pee.

At the moment, I didn't dare to be negligent, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Monkey, is the place you mentioned not far from where we live?"

"Far away!? What is the concept!? In the whole world, is there any place that my grandson can't go to?"

Fog grass!

"Brother Monkey, I didn't mean that! Let's put it this way, in the situation at that time, apart from two people holding iron rods, did they also move things out of the village you said? The shape of the thing is... rectangular, how many people are needed? Together we can move."

After a moment of silence, the great sage raised his head and raised his cross-eyed eyes for a while, then nodded, "Yes! Xiaoqiang, how do you know, it's really true from what you said. It seems that there are quite a few monsters in the cottage. "

After hearing this, the old pig was at a loss: "Xiaoqiang, why are you messing around with me?"

"Stupid! What do you mean! What do you mean Xiaoqiang is also messing around!? Don't think that being a leader at the top means that you are a dish, let me tell you, don't forget what you are here for next time! Hug every day Looking at that iron lump... I think you will be enchanted sooner or later!"

"What are you talking about! You want to fight!?"

"Yo ho, this is what you said, just hit, who is afraid of whom!?"

"Asshole! Look at my No. 72 Kongming Fist."

"Small sample! Eat my dejected ecstasy palm!"

"Stop!" With a stern voice, Zhang Xiaoqiang called to stop and opened his posture, preparing to "rock, paper, scissors" to fight the great sage, Laozhu, for three hundred rounds in the dark.

Being stopped by Zhang Xiaoqiang's voice, the two celestial beings were also obviously taken aback, and they were stunned on the spot.

As the saying goes, being handsome doesn't take more than three seconds. After the call, Zhang Xiaoqiang instantly felt a chill down his spine.

You must know that just now he did it completely subconsciously, but if he had any sense, he would never do such a thing to find "Hasai".

"Hehe," Squeezing out the brightest smile, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly took the teacups from the table and poured two cups in order: "Brother Monkey, Brother Pig, please brush your teeth... Uh no, drink tea."

Zi once had a "day": reach out and don't hit the smiling face.

Zhang Xiaoqiang is so "good enough to admit his mistakes", old pig, a great god with consciousness and self-restraint like the Great Sage, naturally wouldn't be as knowledgeable as him.

At that moment, the old pig waved his hand: "The tea is free, Xiaoqiang, please tell me clearly first, how did you know what happened to the monkey just now!"

"Ah~" A long sigh, unconcealable sadness.

Looking at Lao Zhu's bare "Mediterranean", Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help sighing secretly: Brother Zhu, isn't your flat head full of wisdom, why can't you understand such a simple situation?

smog!It must be because of the smog!

Laozhu's next IQ is obviously not in the service area this time!

Therefore, it is really crucial to choose the right communication operator when you are on a business trip!
"Brother Pig, think about it carefully. It's not far from our house. There is a special car to pick you up. Every time you get off, there are two guards, holding the thing in your hand, and watching people send tin boxes to the car..."

"My God...that's not..."

"That's right! That's it! Say it!" After being coaxed, Lao Zhu finally connected the signal. Zhang Xiaoqiang was excited and looking forward to it.

"You are saying that "Chinese people are very good"!?"

Speechless!

"Uh...that's Huaxia People's Bank."

"Hmph! What's the point? How dare a mere monster village take such an arrogant name! Is there no one here?"

"Uh……"

Fog Grass!Who dares to control this shit!That's a bank!
"Lao Tzu" once said: If you have a gun, you can use it to rob a bank.

But if you have a bank, you can use it to rob everybody.

If you add the word "Huaxia" to this bank, then you can say domineeringly to the world: Hand over all the money! !
"Brother Monkey, listen carefully, the place you went to today is not a monster cottage, you must not provoke it. Let me tell you this, the land boundary here is equivalent to the direct jurisdiction of "Tathagata", how dare you Touch it...don't even think about it for 500 years, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment and deprived of political rights for life!"

(End of this chapter)