Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 109 The following is the time to witness the miracle

Thinking about it, I feel scared. If the monkey is beaten by the escort and security today, then the rhythm of CCTV will be appropriate.

My brother said that Mr. Wang's recent concert must have monsters, and sure enough... this almost made the great sage grab the headlines.

For Zhang Xiaoqiang's exhortation, the Great Sage did not take it seriously.

Back then, he dared to poke at the headquarters of Heavenly Court, let alone a branch of human beings.

"Okay! Don't talk about that! What are you holding in your hand? Is it a stone?" The cross-eyed stared at the thing in Zhang Xiaoqiang's arms, and the Great Sage was curious.

"Stone..." His forehead was sweating.

This is an antique that my little brother bought at a high price of two hundred and fifty yuan.

Thinking of his superb performance in the second-hand home appliance market in the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little proud.

"It's called a TV, you can make villains, you idiot!" The old pig didn't let go of this rare opportunity to tease the monkey.

The Great Sage didn't take it seriously this time, his attention seemed to be attracted by the "stone".

This is the effect Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to see. You must know that he spent huge sums of money to buy a TV. The ultimate goal is to let the Great Sage find something interesting, so that he can stay at home, so as not to go out blindly and cause trouble all day long.

"This thing is not simple, great sage! Now you see it looks like a rock, but just press this button... HOHO, let me tell you, it will be amazing. It will bring you an extraordinary vision enjoy?"

The first rule of coaxing children is to enhance children's interest.

Sure enough, after listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's vain work, the "sacred light" in the eyes of the great sage became stronger: "Can this thing really make a villain?"

"Of course, it must be done!" Zhang Xiaoqiang patted his chest proudly.

"Show me the whole thing!" The Great Sage looked unbelieving.

Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled lightly, and put the TV on the table.

Zhang Xiaoqiang put it down very lightly, as if what he was holding was not a TV, but some ancient artifact.

The second rule of coaxing a child is that your behavior must be exaggerated. The more you make it difficult for him to understand, the more likely it is to arouse the child's desire to know more.

"Okay! Brother Monkey, then I'll show you my ugliness." Clenching his fists and shaking his legs, Zhang Xiaoqiang was just short of doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics.

"The next is the time to witness the miracle. Brother Hou, don't blink your eyes, just keep your eyes open! Go!!"

With a loud shout, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and pressed the TV switch.

"Click," the mechanical touch made a slight abnormal sound, and then returned to dead silence.

There is no human voice, no picture, and the TV remains silent as always.

The Great Sage looked at the TV, then looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and asked inexplicably, "Did you not read the spell correctly?"

Sweat ran down his cheeks, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood there dumbfounded.

Emma... what's going on, it's so embarrassing.

At this time, the "brainless" old pig suddenly said: "That...Xiaoqiang, you seem to have forgotten to plug in the power."

I go!Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight, timely rain fell from the sky!

Who will say that Lao Zhu's IQ is not in the service area in the future, I will beat him to death! !

"Uh haha, that's right, that's right, I said why the image didn't come out, I made a mistake, Brother Monkey, wait a moment!" After pulling out the wire, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly plugged in the electric board.

After everything is over, he lowered his voice and said, "OK, now it's "oh", it's guaranteed to be safe."

After snapping his fingers, Zhang Xiaoqiang struck the switch again: "Turn on!"

"Click!" The familiar mechanical impact sounded again, but in the end...

silence!Deathly silence!

Looking at the TV that had fallen asleep, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry but had no tears!
Oh my god!What a cheat!Second-hand goods are really unreliable!

"Xiaoqiang, don't worry, maybe you recited the formula incorrectly, you should think about it carefully." Very rare, the Great Sage did not lose his temper because of Zhang Xiaoqiang's failure this time, on the contrary he kindly persuaded him.

It's just that nowadays Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't have the heart to listen to people's advice, he is full of his 250 oceans!
"Xiaoqiang, when I was studying with old man Bodhi, I always had trouble reciting mantras. You know that my Mandarin is not up to standard, so... you can recall carefully and correct your accent."

"What are you doing, Brother Monkey! You don't understand at all... Oh, my little heart is so cool."

"Okay, okay, Xiaoqiang, don't be sad, come and give me a hug from Brother Zhu!" Or how to say Journey to the West and Sisao, Lao Zhu is the most popular among girls.

You can tell at a glance at this critical moment.

"Hmph! My old grandson won't believe in evil for just a piece of broken rock! Don't be afraid! Xiaoqiang, wait for my old grandson to try him!"

"What are you...doing!?" Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately stopped being sad and realized something was wrong, turning his head around.

Unfortunately, he was still one step too late after all.

"Open!!" The great sage shouted loudly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang watched helplessly as the opponent slashed at the TV cabinet with a knife.

The position, accuracy, and strength are just right.

Almost instantly, the TV box, which was originally a cube, was chopped and shrunk by the Great Sage.

Play with the beautiful "golden section"! !

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned.

He couldn't believe his eyes.

The Great Sage gave the antique TV a new look with just one move.

What is this shit... why does it look so familiar?
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who thought he had no artistic "germs", was confused by the "masterpiece" created by the Great Sage.

In the end, it was Houzi’s old comrade-in-arms, Lao Zhu, who made it clear: "I said, Monkey, you are full!? This TV provoked you!? You have to chop him into a butt!?"

Fog grass!

His eyes widened suddenly, originally his mind was still wandering around the majestic mountain ranges such as Mount Tai and Mount Song, but now hearing Lao Zhu's angry reprimand, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly realized.

That's right!The TV looks good now, with a butt shape, matching the sun-dried patent leather, and the butt with the pants off.

"Ouch, my little heart... hurts! It hurts!"

This machine was originally in good condition, but it was not usable, at least it was still an antique, and it would really appreciate in value if it was kept at home for ten years or so.

But now?As soon as Nima took off her pants... I guess I don't want to collect waste products!
Two hundred and five!Two hundred and five! Brother's two hundred and five... It's completely in vain!
Zhang Xiaoqiang lamented his heartache, but the Great Sage was still persistent: "You idiot, don't talk sarcasticly! My old grandson uses more types of magic weapons than you. Look at the trick... Hey!"

"Crack!" The palm of the hand slapped vigorously on "the protruding flap of the left half of the buttocks" at a 45-degree angle, and then the Great Sage recited the mantra again: "Open!!"

Two seconds later, a few snowflakes appeared on the old TV screen, and then a familiar yet unfamiliar voice rang from the TV: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat, Soft Cotton Cotton, red wolf, gray wolf. Although I am just a sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become softer because of me..."

(End of this chapter)