Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 110
I can't believe my eyes!

If we say that in the past Zhang Xiaoqiang's title of "fighting and defeating Buddha" to the great sage was only superficial.

So today, after the monkey slashed at the TV angrily just now, making it howl miserably, Zhang Xiaoqiang admired it from the bottom of his heart.

A "student master" is a "student master" after all. These "monsters" not only have good academic performance, but are also very good at other things.

TV works!Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood improved in an instant. He jumped three feet high and jumped in front of the Great Sage. He showed his thumb and praised sincerely: "Brother Monkey! High! It's really high!"

"Hmph, what's this? It's a trivial matter! I told you just now that reciting the mantra is not an easy task. You still didn't pronounce it right just now. You can just practice more later."

"Oh, oh, yes, listening to Brother Hou's words is better than reading ten years of books. I have been taught, I have been taught." As long as the TV can be turned on, and the 250 yuan can be paid back, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't care how the Great Sage educates .

"Hiss~ But having said that, Xiaoqiang... this magic weapon of yours is really special. The sheep and wolves in it are all monsters you caught, right?"

"Uh...this..."

"I can't see, Xiaoqiang, you have an average body, and this ability is quite strong. I think it took a lot of effort when my old grandson caught the sheep power fairy. I didn't expect Xiaoqiang, your magic weapon, to contain so many goat monsters." .Oh, by the way, what you said just now, what is this artifact called "Electricity, uh, TV? With cross-eyed eyes, the Great Sage circled around the TV to check, his eyes filled with curiosity and wonder, showing a very high desire to know.

Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.

Undoubtedly, this is the result Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to see. His established goal has been achieved, and the Great Sage has begun to be curious about TV.

In order to adapt to the fact that the Great Sage loves magic weapons, Zhang Xiaoqiang took advantage of the situation: "That's right! This magic weapon is called "TV", and it was refined by John Logie Baird, a monster monk from the Western Regions. Brother Monkey, look, as long as Turn this button, and you can watch the living conditions of the monsters in the magic weapon."

While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned the mechanical knob on the TV.

Every turn, the TV screen suddenly changed.

Although the picture is only in 3P black and white quality, it does not prevent the great sage from admiring and admiring: "Oh, it's incredible!! Xiaoqiang, your magic weapon is so powerful! I played in the Linglong Pagoda of Tota Li Tianwang before, Compared with your treasure, his stuff, tsk tsk, the conditions are much worse.!"

Not stingy with compliments, the Great Sage fell completely.

Worth it!

Looking at the great sage's obsessed look, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that his two hundred and fifty dollars today were worth it!

"Well...Xiaoqiang, can you lend me your magic weapon?" Scratching his head with his hands, the Great Sage was rarely twitching.

I wish for it!Zhang Xiaoqiang wished that the Great Sage would study with his "television" every day.

At the moment, without further ado, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "No problem, Brother Monkey! This ass... Uh no, you can use this TV to play casually, but there is one thing, this thing can only be played at home, not outside .”

Good guy, the Great Sage now believes that the "butt" is an "artifact".

Now, he went to the streets to hunt monsters, and he saw who was unlucky and non-mainstream, and "Kang Dang" swung it on the head... Damn, this non-mainstream probably won't expect to return to normal human beings for the rest of his life.

"I understand, I promise not to take it out!" The Great Sage patted his chest as a guarantee.

As for the old pig, he was watching the monkey show on the field with a sneer on his face.

That cloudless posture seemed to say again: Brother has seen everything, but brother just doesn't say anything!

With the cooperation of Lao Zhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang's "Kang the Monkey" operation was finally successful and successfully completed.

Wiping the sweat off his brow, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to go to the kitchen to cook for the two great gods, the phone in his pocket vibrated twice, admiringly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and took it out. It turned out that there was a new short message.

Click on the sender and take a look: fog grass!It’s actually Su Lengche’s!

In the middle of the night, I got a sudden call. This was obviously a rhythm of something happening!

Emma, ​​she probably wants to ask me to open a room.

Can't wait to click on the text message, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it: I'm so dear...

The content of the text message is very short, just a few words: Filipino Muda Hotel, come quickly.

"Are you swollen, Xiaoqiang?" Lao Zhu worried concerned when he noticed that Zhang Xiaoqiang had a strange expression while holding the phone.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head slowly, and stammered uncomfortably: "She, she, she, she, she..."

"Her? Who is it?" The old pig Zhang Er was puzzled.

The great sage made a mistake and grabbed the phone directly: "Filipino Hotel, come quickly... what is this!?"

Not understanding the content of the text message at all, the Great Sage threw the phone on the table.

The old pig squinted his eyebrows, saw the sender's name, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Damn! Xiaoqiang! Su Lengche invited you to the hotel!?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed and spit, Qiangzi calmed down: "Brother Zhu, you have rich experience in this field, what do you think she means?"

"What else does it mean? Look at this hour, an unmarried woman invites you to meet at a hotel. What else can you do besides doing what you love?"

"This...probably not...hehe, I don't seem to be that familiar with Leng Che... Besides, we haven't confirmed the relationship between men and women... If I just agree with her like this, will it appear that I'm too casual? "Zhang Xiaoqiang blushed, a little embarrassed.

"I'm so scared!!" Before the old pig could open his mouth, the Great Sage rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side, admonishing him word by word: "As a man, one must have the arrogance to dare to pierce the sky!!"

Mom!Great Sage, you really don’t feel pain in your back when you stand and talk.

You fight against the god of war, the one who bursts out of the stone and can bowl the earth with three holes.Of course you don't care if you poke the sky!

But my brother was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. He has been influenced by the Five Lectures, Four Beauties and Three Loves, and is determined to become a progressive young man in the new era with comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, body, art, and labor. How could he possibly do something that violates laws and disciplines and destroys society? Stable, earth-peaceful things.

The key brother has that kind of heart, but he doesn't have that kind of ability.

"Come on! You single monkey, don't stand there and talk without back pain." The old pig teased with white eyes.

The Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you mean!? Idiot! It's like you're not a single pig!?"

"Hmph, I'm single, that's because I keep my body clean, and it's completely different from a monkey like you who is loved and loved by no one!"

"You..." The Great Sage was speechless.

Fog Grass!Dasheng Dasheng is sensitive to emotional issues!
This is really crazy, Zhang Xiaoqiang would never have imagined that the majestic master who defeated the Buddha and was fearless would be left speechless by questions about men and women.

It seems that in the whole world, regardless of the sky or the earth, the situation of single dogs is the same.

"Brother Pig, in your opinion, am I going tonight? Or not?" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had no relevant experience, was very confused.

The old pig clapped his hands on the table angrily: "Wouldn't it be too cheap not to do this door-to-door business?"

"Uh...Brother Pig, I'm just a showman, not a person."

"Okay! Don't talk nonsense! The National People's Congress Bomei challenge has been issued. If you don't take up the challenge, it may be bad for Xiaoqiang's reputation if it gets out! Do you think there will be girls who will take the initiative to ask you out in the future? So You must go to today's appointment, and you must be an instant hit and get a blood!"

(End of this chapter)