Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 117 Roll Over 5 Suzu-kun
Chapter 117 Roll Over, Isuzu-kun
Zhang Xiaoqiang was really "moved" by the words of the Great Sage and wanted to cry.
The "sovereignty" consciousness of the great sage really has no SEI. Who said that the great sage is the "second generation ancestor" who disrupts social stability?If you have the guts to stand up, I promise not to "Hasai" you.
Well...you don't fight if you are not a demon, if the world can "distinguish between love and hate" and "enforce the law with integrity" like the Great Sage, then...Emma, the picture is too beautiful, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't imagine it, the key point is that the Land Rover is chasing after her Too tight, that pressure... "Shan Da".
The old driver's driving skills have been brought to the extreme, but seeing the mileage inside the car keeps rising, Isuzu wailed at the top of his voice.
If the "limit" continues like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried that the Isuzu, which is only wrapped in a layer of iron, will really take off.
"How to do how to do?"
"boom!"
A gunshot rang out, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's rearview mirror cracked a small hole.
At the fragmentation, bullet holes as thick as little fingers are clearly visible.
Done!Done!
"Old man! Old man! Come out! Come out quickly! This fucking ass is on fire! You're going to die!"
"What are you arguing about, the old man slept soundly, what are you doing..."
"Bang!" There was another gunshot, and before the old man could stop talking, the rear glass shattered again. Zhang Xiaoqiang shrank subconsciously, and then raised his eyes to look at the countertop in front of him... Oh my God, shooting! !
The old man who just wanted to get out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body to breathe, immediately shrank back after seeing the bullet hole in front of him clearly.
This... what's going on! ?
The old man dozed off and missed the hotel scene, so he had no idea what was going on.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have the time to explain to the old man, he was really speechless, quite speechless about himself as a bastard manager! !
"What's going on!? You're blind! Little brother, I've been bullied by someone, so I need to find a solution!? Otherwise, if my brother dies, you'll be doomed too!!"
Originally, "the same root is too anxious to stir up each other", Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to threaten the old man, but in the current situation, he couldn't help it.
Coupled with the work style of the old magician... If you don't give him some "mutual harm", he will never realize the seriousness of the problem.
"This, don't worry about this, let me think about it!" Sweat dripped from the old man's forehead in an instant.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded, the old man and the anchor Xiaoqiang are now tied together as grasshoppers.
As the saying goes, one loses all, one prospers all, Zhang Xiaoqiang is good, and the old man will follow suit.
Conversely, if Zhang Xiaoqiang hiccups abnormally, even though the old man, who is the agent of the soul world, can't say goodbye on the spot, he will definitely be investigated by the relevant departments.
Just kidding, who is Zhang Xiaoqiang?He is the sole agent of the Soul Realm and Human Realm Office. If Zhang Xiaoqiang was shot to death under the old man's nose tonight, it would be safe for the old man to be charged with dereliction of duty just by finding out this point.
"Hey, what else are you thinking about!? There are so many people in the soul world, you can come here for any useful ones. Dragon team! The fifth team! It's really not good, 007 James Bond! Bourne Shadow David Webber! Disc Impossible Ethan Hunt... I told you to stop being stupid and do something practical."
Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious, and the old man was even more anxious: "The old man you mentioned must have the authority to check. The old man is a broker, not a household registration administrator."
"Damn! You don't know @them!"
"@They, first of all they have to pay attention to you!!"
"Damn! Is this still my fault!?"
"boom!"
Fog grass!
Accompanied by Zhang Xiaoqiang's sigh, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly lost control of the steering wheel in his hand.
This shit... I'm done!
The bullet fired by the Land Rover hit the right rear tire of the Isuzu impartially.
Immediately, the out-of-control body began to move from a serpentine to a spiral.
Seeing that he was about to rush down the curb and roll eagerly, Zhang Xiaoqiang roared in horror.
"I'll go to your grandpa's grandma's grandpa, old man, what kind of bullshit is this car in heaven, it's useless at all!! We all have to die here today."
Originally, he was also an old man with a firm mind, but after hearing the word "car" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth, two fiery lights suddenly burst out in his old eyes.
Then he laughed loudly: "Haha, haha!"
"Laugh at your sister!"
"Heaven will not kill me! Heaven will not kill me!"
"Can it be useful at all?"
The old man is crazy!This is Zhang Xiaoqiang's idea.
The old man enthusiastically replied: "Car! Car! Wake up the automatic control system of the car!"
etc!Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't keep up with the old man's rhythm... "What the hell!? Automatic control system!?"
Repeating this, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became furious: "Old man, what time is it, you still have time to talk about it!? Automatic control? You can show my brother clearly, it's just this junk...he still has time Can you go straight?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang firmly held the steering wheel with both hands, trying his best to control the body.
But the whole car was like a runaway wild horse, out of control at all.
In addition, the initial speed is already fast, and now the car... is completely in a "crazy" state.
If you really talk about "automatic control", the car is right now.
"A rag? Xiaoqiang, you underestimate it! We can't just look at appearance when doing things. Being ugly doesn't necessarily mean you are incapable. Remember, this thing is produced in heaven."
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no objection to the first half of the old man's sentence, because in reality, Xiao Ma is an example.
Although Brother Ma is a bit shabby, no matter his personality charm or the money in his pocket, he is just right.
But the second half of the old man's sentence...produced by the heavenly world...get lost!
"Success! Produced by the heavens, right!? Automatic control, right!? Tell me how to do it!?"
"This……"
I knew it!
"Y's talking!"
"I lost the password at home!" After searching for it, the old man replied with a wry smile.
"Lost at home... At this time, you still have the heart to play!?"
The curb is getting closer and closer, breaking through its upper fence, and below it is a long slope.
At the current speed, the consequence can only be "roll over! Isuzu-kun!"
"Let me think about it, let the old man think about it." His eyes rolled around, the old man who knew it was thinking about the activation password, and those who didn't know thought it was a fortune teller.
Dude, those whites of the eyes are really scary.
Mu, the old man seemed to be thinking of something, turned his head, looked at the Great Sage beside him, and then asked in a deep voice: "Great Sage, what is the original name of the little white dragon under your master?"
"Ao Lie!" The great sage remained motionless, half squatting, cross-eyed raised slightly.
To be honest, the Great Sage is worthy of fighting against the Buddha, the balance force...in the spiral reversing car, it is against the law of physics that the force is unshakable and as stable as Mount Tai.
On the other hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had eaten his head and waned properly, turned over... shaking left and right, jumping forward and backward, and the whole point of white foam was the early symptom of epilepsy.
"Yes! I remembered!!"
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Xiaoqiang was really "moved" by the words of the Great Sage and wanted to cry.
The "sovereignty" consciousness of the great sage really has no SEI. Who said that the great sage is the "second generation ancestor" who disrupts social stability?If you have the guts to stand up, I promise not to "Hasai" you.
Well...you don't fight if you are not a demon, if the world can "distinguish between love and hate" and "enforce the law with integrity" like the Great Sage, then...Emma, the picture is too beautiful, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't imagine it, the key point is that the Land Rover is chasing after her Too tight, that pressure... "Shan Da".
The old driver's driving skills have been brought to the extreme, but seeing the mileage inside the car keeps rising, Isuzu wailed at the top of his voice.
If the "limit" continues like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried that the Isuzu, which is only wrapped in a layer of iron, will really take off.
"How to do how to do?"
"boom!"
A gunshot rang out, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's rearview mirror cracked a small hole.
At the fragmentation, bullet holes as thick as little fingers are clearly visible.
Done!Done!
"Old man! Old man! Come out! Come out quickly! This fucking ass is on fire! You're going to die!"
"What are you arguing about, the old man slept soundly, what are you doing..."
"Bang!" There was another gunshot, and before the old man could stop talking, the rear glass shattered again. Zhang Xiaoqiang shrank subconsciously, and then raised his eyes to look at the countertop in front of him... Oh my God, shooting! !
The old man who just wanted to get out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body to breathe, immediately shrank back after seeing the bullet hole in front of him clearly.
This... what's going on! ?
The old man dozed off and missed the hotel scene, so he had no idea what was going on.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have the time to explain to the old man, he was really speechless, quite speechless about himself as a bastard manager! !
"What's going on!? You're blind! Little brother, I've been bullied by someone, so I need to find a solution!? Otherwise, if my brother dies, you'll be doomed too!!"
Originally, "the same root is too anxious to stir up each other", Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to threaten the old man, but in the current situation, he couldn't help it.
Coupled with the work style of the old magician... If you don't give him some "mutual harm", he will never realize the seriousness of the problem.
"This, don't worry about this, let me think about it!" Sweat dripped from the old man's forehead in an instant.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded, the old man and the anchor Xiaoqiang are now tied together as grasshoppers.
As the saying goes, one loses all, one prospers all, Zhang Xiaoqiang is good, and the old man will follow suit.
Conversely, if Zhang Xiaoqiang hiccups abnormally, even though the old man, who is the agent of the soul world, can't say goodbye on the spot, he will definitely be investigated by the relevant departments.
Just kidding, who is Zhang Xiaoqiang?He is the sole agent of the Soul Realm and Human Realm Office. If Zhang Xiaoqiang was shot to death under the old man's nose tonight, it would be safe for the old man to be charged with dereliction of duty just by finding out this point.
"Hey, what else are you thinking about!? There are so many people in the soul world, you can come here for any useful ones. Dragon team! The fifth team! It's really not good, 007 James Bond! Bourne Shadow David Webber! Disc Impossible Ethan Hunt... I told you to stop being stupid and do something practical."
Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious, and the old man was even more anxious: "The old man you mentioned must have the authority to check. The old man is a broker, not a household registration administrator."
"Damn! You don't know @them!"
"@They, first of all they have to pay attention to you!!"
"Damn! Is this still my fault!?"
"boom!"
Fog grass!
Accompanied by Zhang Xiaoqiang's sigh, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly lost control of the steering wheel in his hand.
This shit... I'm done!
The bullet fired by the Land Rover hit the right rear tire of the Isuzu impartially.
Immediately, the out-of-control body began to move from a serpentine to a spiral.
Seeing that he was about to rush down the curb and roll eagerly, Zhang Xiaoqiang roared in horror.
"I'll go to your grandpa's grandma's grandpa, old man, what kind of bullshit is this car in heaven, it's useless at all!! We all have to die here today."
Originally, he was also an old man with a firm mind, but after hearing the word "car" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth, two fiery lights suddenly burst out in his old eyes.
Then he laughed loudly: "Haha, haha!"
"Laugh at your sister!"
"Heaven will not kill me! Heaven will not kill me!"
"Can it be useful at all?"
The old man is crazy!This is Zhang Xiaoqiang's idea.
The old man enthusiastically replied: "Car! Car! Wake up the automatic control system of the car!"
etc!Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't keep up with the old man's rhythm... "What the hell!? Automatic control system!?"
Repeating this, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became furious: "Old man, what time is it, you still have time to talk about it!? Automatic control? You can show my brother clearly, it's just this junk...he still has time Can you go straight?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang firmly held the steering wheel with both hands, trying his best to control the body.
But the whole car was like a runaway wild horse, out of control at all.
In addition, the initial speed is already fast, and now the car... is completely in a "crazy" state.
If you really talk about "automatic control", the car is right now.
"A rag? Xiaoqiang, you underestimate it! We can't just look at appearance when doing things. Being ugly doesn't necessarily mean you are incapable. Remember, this thing is produced in heaven."
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no objection to the first half of the old man's sentence, because in reality, Xiao Ma is an example.
Although Brother Ma is a bit shabby, no matter his personality charm or the money in his pocket, he is just right.
But the second half of the old man's sentence...produced by the heavenly world...get lost!
"Success! Produced by the heavens, right!? Automatic control, right!? Tell me how to do it!?"
"This……"
I knew it!
"Y's talking!"
"I lost the password at home!" After searching for it, the old man replied with a wry smile.
"Lost at home... At this time, you still have the heart to play!?"
The curb is getting closer and closer, breaking through its upper fence, and below it is a long slope.
At the current speed, the consequence can only be "roll over! Isuzu-kun!"
"Let me think about it, let the old man think about it." His eyes rolled around, the old man who knew it was thinking about the activation password, and those who didn't know thought it was a fortune teller.
Dude, those whites of the eyes are really scary.
Mu, the old man seemed to be thinking of something, turned his head, looked at the Great Sage beside him, and then asked in a deep voice: "Great Sage, what is the original name of the little white dragon under your master?"
"Ao Lie!" The great sage remained motionless, half squatting, cross-eyed raised slightly.
To be honest, the Great Sage is worthy of fighting against the Buddha, the balance force...in the spiral reversing car, it is against the law of physics that the force is unshakable and as stable as Mount Tai.
On the other hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had eaten his head and waned properly, turned over... shaking left and right, jumping forward and backward, and the whole point of white foam was the early symptom of epilepsy.
"Yes! I remembered!!"
(End of this chapter)
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