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Chapter 28 Brother is a real man who has been robbed a hundred times
After the bus arrived at the station, Zhang Xiaoqiang got off the bus depressedly with 10 yuan in his pocket.

At this time, the night is getting dark, and many families are gathering in front of the TV to enjoy the rare leisure after a busy day.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and sighed softly: Oh, let's go to the supermarket to carry two bags of rice first.

When we arrived at the supermarket, the lights inside were bright, and the high-power incandescent bulbs made the entire room look like daytime.

Customers pushing small carts can be seen everywhere, chatting and laughing, carrying large and small bags from the shelves.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's purpose was very clear. He rushed straight to the grain, oil and non-staple food section on the second floor, scanned the price tags, and finally settled on the bulk rice section that was rarely visited by people. He then weighed 2 kilograms of the cheapest Northeast Silk Rice.

When it was over, I dropped by for two bags of dried pickled radish and a pack of toilet paper.Then he went straight to the cashier counter, found a passageway where there were not many people and rushed in.

In front of him were two gentlemen, one of whom bought a box of Durex.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang came up to pay the bill, good guy, put 2 bags full of rice on the table, the weight is quite shocking!
"First, sir, do you have a membership card?" Apparently frightened by Zhang Xiaoqiang's domineering attitude, the waiter stared at the two bags of "sandbags" in front of him in shock for two seconds.

"No."

Then listen to the sound of "Didi" scanning code.

First two bags of rice, then dried pickled radish, and finally... toilet paper! ?
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the cashier looked at him with complicated eyes, and there seemed to be a hint of sympathy in the dark.

Why is this?

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't figure it out.His instinct was that the other party was probably conquered by his handsome appearance.

So after paying the bill, he was very handsome, carrying two bags of rice and walked up the elevator with "elegant" steps. After standing still, he let go of his hands and let out a long breath... Your mother's rice is too fucking heavy.

Fortunately, the rental house is not far from the supermarket, so Zhang Xiaoqiang hurried home after leaving the supermarket.

By the time he reached the alley, he was as tired as an asthma patient.

Suddenly, there was the sound of flints colliding on a dark street corner, and a few red lights flickered like the ghostly fire of hell.

Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately concluded from his rich "tragic history" that the group opposite him was definitely not a "good stubble".

"When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy camps, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we pursue."

According to the sixteen-character "esoteric meaning" of Mao Zedong's guerrilla warfare, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately and decisively changed the direction, and then fled in the opposite direction carrying two "sandbags".

snort!Want to rob Lao Tzu! ?I am a real man who has been robbed 100 times!
With a "sarcastic" laugh, Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the "big yellow duck" who was cheating, swaying left and right and ran as fast as he could.

But at the last moment when he was about to rush out of the alley to escape, several figures flashed and blocked him.

I rely on!Get subbed by "GANK"!
At this dilemma, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not panic. After all, he was also an experienced veteran.

Now hurry up and get ready step by step.

First of all, he took inventory of his belongings as quickly as possible so that he could better cooperate with the robber when he made relevant "requests" later.

Secondly, carefully recall the technical essentials of "crouching like a tiger", so that even if the other party "warmly entertains" you, you will at least have the means to deal with it.

Finally, there is the spiritual level, which is the so-called willpower.

Famous historical figures such as Han Xin and Gou Jian appeared in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind one after another, and at the same time he kept mentally hinting to himself: A little impatience will mess up a big plan. If you take a step back, the world will be brighter, and you will be a hero again 30 years later.

"Hmph, boy! It's time to wait for you!"

The teasing voice from the back of the alleyway was familiar. Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around, glanced at it with frowning eyebrows, and asked uncertainly, "Uh...we know each other?"

"You won't forget me so soon, will you?" As the figure kept approaching, Zhang Xiaoqiang took another look through the moonlight, and "Second Master" couldn't help shrinking: "It's you!!"

With a wretched shoehorn face, even if the visitor turned into a gray Zhang Xiaoqiang, he would not be able to forget it.

The other party was the "silly" thief on bus 234 who pointed at his "Second Master" and pulled him hard! !

"Hehe, I finally remembered." The silly thief sneered twice in "relief".

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked back and forth, and the opponent had completely blocked his escape route.

"What, want to run?"

"Hey, it's nothing like that... Ah, the moon is so round today!"

"That's right! You will see later that he is not only round but also red." As soon as Sha Que said this, his companions were immediately excited, and they all laughed like a rooster crowing.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was crying: "Brother, let's talk about it! I don't have any grudges with you. I'm in the car today. I can't help it. You..."

"Stop fucking nonsense!" Li shouted, interrupting Zhang Xiaoqiang's words. Silly Que took a step forward with a cigarette in his mouth: "If you dare to block my way of making money, I think you are impatient!"

"Hey, don't, big brothers, everything is negotiable, what do you want me to do?" Things are up to now, life-saving is the most important thing.

"What should I do? Make up for the losses suffered by my brothers today, otherwise don't blame my brothers for being rude!" As he spoke, Shaque waved his hand and made a butterfly knife.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the opponent's knives flying around, swallowed his saliva, and secretly cursed in his heart: "Cut him! Cut him!"

"Hey! Damn it, you think you're farting when I say this! If you don't want to die, hand over the money!"

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was concentrating on the "mental attack", immediately blurted out: "Talk about money, it hurts your feelings."

Sha Que jumped up when he heard this: "What the hell did you say?"

Seeing that the knife was about to be killed, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally recovered from the fugue state, and took out the only 5 yuan belongings from his pocket as quickly as possible, and then held it high in the sky: "The money is here!" !!"

Silhouette was so frightened by his shout that he stood on the spot and shouted loudly: "You are kidding! You are getting a red card! Who are you scaring with such a shout!"

After venting his anger, Shaque looked up to the sky. The moment his eyes came into contact with the 5 yuan note, the corners of his lips twitched involuntarily: "Huh! Huh! Boy?"

"Oh, brother."

"You sent a beggar! 5 yuan? This is what you make up for our loss? Why do you look down on us? My buddy is also a person who spends tens of dollars every minute, you know? Are you trying to "shit"?"

The knife was dangling in front of his nose, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart was beating incessantly. If he were dragged to do an electrocardiogram now, there would be no guarantee that he would be able to complete "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

"Oh, no, big brother, I, I didn't mean to look down on you. I know you are technical talents, but I...hehe, it's because I'm short of money recently."

While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his trouser pockets inside out: "Hey, you see, I really have no money. This 5 yuan is all my living expenses. If you take it, I will become a proletarian."

(End of this chapter)