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Chapter 29 Six Packages
Chapter 29 Four Packages
"Stop talking nonsense with him! This kid thought we were joking with him without seeing any blood!"
"Hey! Don't mind!" Waving his hand to stop the man next to him from stepping forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around in a panic, then pointed to the two bags of rice on the ground and continued hastily: "Brother, if you have little spare money, you can buy the 40 catties of rice. Take it, it’s made in the Northeast, it’s delicious.”
"Not enough?" Seeing that the man and the others didn't intend to take it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly took out the two bags of pickled radishes under his left arm: "Also, there is this, rice with side dishes is also very good. Not bad, you can go back and try."
The idiots were still stuck in place, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to hand the roll of toilet paper hidden in his left hand to everyone with tears in his eyes: "How about you take this too? Hehe, eat, after eating, you can Wipe your mouth."
Shaking, shoulders shaking involuntarily, if you look at it from behind at this moment, you will really think that Sha Que is so moved that he is sobbing.
"You kid has had enough life, right?" Sha Que's saber flower stopped suddenly, and the blade stood straight in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang's nose.
In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang was fixed on the ground like a wooden stake, only his mouth trembling and muttering: "Brother, don't be angry, I, I have been cooperating with you in your work."
"Don't talk nonsense with me! Hand over the money! Otherwise, don't blame me for going in with a white knife and leaving with a red knife."
"Brother, I really have no money! All my belongings are here."
Seeing Sha Que's Butterfly Knife getting closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry but had no tears.
He does have a pig at home, but the problem is... Well, wait, or give them the old pig.
In this way...not only can the crisis be resolved, but it will also save the headache of eating every day in the future.
Killing two birds with one stone, I'm so fucking smart.
After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly shouted: "Yes, yes, brother, I think, I remembered it. I, my family has a pig, just in the small building over there. You go over and take him away and sell him later." Drop it, it’s a few thousand yuan.”
Lifting his finger slightly, pointing to the small rental house [-] meters away, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little complacent about his ability to adapt on the spot.
But I never thought that Sha Que would glance at it, and the expression on his face not only did not ease, but became even more ferocious: "Raising pigs!? Raising pigs in a residential building!? You fucking think you guys are fools!"
Oh my God!O earth!The older generation’s summary is correct!
The facts tell us once again, don't argue with fools, because they will first lower your IQ, and then defeat you with rich experience.
Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to shake off Shaque, but he was afraid that he would not be able to beat so many opponents.
At this time, the old man leisurely said: "Hey, what are you afraid of, kid? Are you treating all the gifts that water friends give you as garbage?"
One word awakened the dreamer, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked suddenly!
yes!Brother is a master of "Jeet Kune Do", "Lion's Roar", and "Dog Beating Stick"!
Just a few thieves... I'm afraid of a bird!
This man!Once you gain confidence, the momentum around you will immediately become different.
He also felt that something was wrong with the eyes of the young man in front of him, so he raised his knife vigilantly and asked, "What the hell are you looking at? Do you want to die?"
"Brother! Zi once said: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. Mei G and Gu B both shook hands and made peace. Take it, it's time for me to invite you brothers to drink tea."
After hearing this, Sha Que started to tremble again.The man behind him finally couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoqiang's idiot behavior, and rushed forward with a club in his hand.
Looking at the menacing man rushing down the mountain like a tiger, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again raised the [-] yuan ticket in his hand and shouted: "Stop!"
"What the hell do you want to do?"
"Let me just ask, do you have to make things difficult for Xiaoqiang with me today?"
"You're so damn stupid! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I will stop wandering on the street in the future!" The man rubbed his lips and teeth, as if he wanted to crush Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"Since this is the case, there is no other way. I will give you four package options here."
"You're selling a mobile phone! You can also choose a package!!"
"Don't worry, I'm all wrapped up here by you, and you're afraid that I won't be able to escape, so listen carefully to what I have to say, trust me, it will be of great help to you."
The gangsters were all fooled by Zhang Xiaoqiang. It is estimated that they have been in the world for so long, and this is the first time they have met a master who has not forgotten to sell his business after being robbed.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't talk nonsense, straight to the point, and went straight to the point: "Set meal one, let's get together and get together, you take your Yangguan road, I take my single-plank bridge, each go back to each house, each finds each mother."
Seeing that the gangsters were about to move, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly continued: "Package [-], I will fight you with bare hands, but I have never used this boxing method before, and I may not be able to control the strength well. Don't blame me if you break your legs."
Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders resentfully: "Package [-], I use weapons. You may live better with this little face. Don't worry, just give me a twig. Use an iron rod I'm afraid of dying."
The heavy snorting of the gangsters could be faintly heard in the air, needless to say they were quite angry.
"Package four is the most distinctive one. I think you will like it too. As for me, I don't use weapons or punches, and I just use my mouth to fight with you."
"Well, this is the basic situation of the four packages. You can discuss it. If you are ready, tell me and we can officially start the fight."
Have you ever seen some small mobile phone stores in the downtown area?
Every weekend and holiday, they would cover the big stage with a red carpet, and then find a master of ceremonies to "cry ghosts and howl" excitedly on the stage to promote their own products and packages.
Under the stage, a bunch of ordinary people can squeeze their heads together to compete for the free plastic bags and other small gifts distributed by the store.
The scene in the laneway is basically the same as above, Zhang Xiaoqiang is the excited master of ceremonies, and the idiots are playing the role of ordinary people.
It's just that these people don't seem to be particularly satisfied with the business's "activities" now, and after completing a series of shoulder shakes as usual, Sha Que grinned and said coldly with a fake smile: "Huh! Huh! Yes! Niu B! Did you hear that? He wants to greet us with his mouth!? Okay! Brother is standing here today, I want to see how you greet us with your mouth!"
The last sentence almost burst out from between the teeth.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang snapped his fingers: "OK, set meal four is selected! The old man heard what he said, "Lion Roar Skill" equipment!"
"Alright, got it! You kid, pay attention later. Be careful not to shatter the window glass next to him."
(End of this chapter)
"Stop talking nonsense with him! This kid thought we were joking with him without seeing any blood!"
"Hey! Don't mind!" Waving his hand to stop the man next to him from stepping forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around in a panic, then pointed to the two bags of rice on the ground and continued hastily: "Brother, if you have little spare money, you can buy the 40 catties of rice. Take it, it’s made in the Northeast, it’s delicious.”
"Not enough?" Seeing that the man and the others didn't intend to take it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly took out the two bags of pickled radishes under his left arm: "Also, there is this, rice with side dishes is also very good. Not bad, you can go back and try."
The idiots were still stuck in place, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to hand the roll of toilet paper hidden in his left hand to everyone with tears in his eyes: "How about you take this too? Hehe, eat, after eating, you can Wipe your mouth."
Shaking, shoulders shaking involuntarily, if you look at it from behind at this moment, you will really think that Sha Que is so moved that he is sobbing.
"You kid has had enough life, right?" Sha Que's saber flower stopped suddenly, and the blade stood straight in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang's nose.
In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang was fixed on the ground like a wooden stake, only his mouth trembling and muttering: "Brother, don't be angry, I, I have been cooperating with you in your work."
"Don't talk nonsense with me! Hand over the money! Otherwise, don't blame me for going in with a white knife and leaving with a red knife."
"Brother, I really have no money! All my belongings are here."
Seeing Sha Que's Butterfly Knife getting closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry but had no tears.
He does have a pig at home, but the problem is... Well, wait, or give them the old pig.
In this way...not only can the crisis be resolved, but it will also save the headache of eating every day in the future.
Killing two birds with one stone, I'm so fucking smart.
After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly shouted: "Yes, yes, brother, I think, I remembered it. I, my family has a pig, just in the small building over there. You go over and take him away and sell him later." Drop it, it’s a few thousand yuan.”
Lifting his finger slightly, pointing to the small rental house [-] meters away, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little complacent about his ability to adapt on the spot.
But I never thought that Sha Que would glance at it, and the expression on his face not only did not ease, but became even more ferocious: "Raising pigs!? Raising pigs in a residential building!? You fucking think you guys are fools!"
Oh my God!O earth!The older generation’s summary is correct!
The facts tell us once again, don't argue with fools, because they will first lower your IQ, and then defeat you with rich experience.
Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to shake off Shaque, but he was afraid that he would not be able to beat so many opponents.
At this time, the old man leisurely said: "Hey, what are you afraid of, kid? Are you treating all the gifts that water friends give you as garbage?"
One word awakened the dreamer, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked suddenly!
yes!Brother is a master of "Jeet Kune Do", "Lion's Roar", and "Dog Beating Stick"!
Just a few thieves... I'm afraid of a bird!
This man!Once you gain confidence, the momentum around you will immediately become different.
He also felt that something was wrong with the eyes of the young man in front of him, so he raised his knife vigilantly and asked, "What the hell are you looking at? Do you want to die?"
"Brother! Zi once said: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. Mei G and Gu B both shook hands and made peace. Take it, it's time for me to invite you brothers to drink tea."
After hearing this, Sha Que started to tremble again.The man behind him finally couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoqiang's idiot behavior, and rushed forward with a club in his hand.
Looking at the menacing man rushing down the mountain like a tiger, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again raised the [-] yuan ticket in his hand and shouted: "Stop!"
"What the hell do you want to do?"
"Let me just ask, do you have to make things difficult for Xiaoqiang with me today?"
"You're so damn stupid! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I will stop wandering on the street in the future!" The man rubbed his lips and teeth, as if he wanted to crush Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"Since this is the case, there is no other way. I will give you four package options here."
"You're selling a mobile phone! You can also choose a package!!"
"Don't worry, I'm all wrapped up here by you, and you're afraid that I won't be able to escape, so listen carefully to what I have to say, trust me, it will be of great help to you."
The gangsters were all fooled by Zhang Xiaoqiang. It is estimated that they have been in the world for so long, and this is the first time they have met a master who has not forgotten to sell his business after being robbed.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't talk nonsense, straight to the point, and went straight to the point: "Set meal one, let's get together and get together, you take your Yangguan road, I take my single-plank bridge, each go back to each house, each finds each mother."
Seeing that the gangsters were about to move, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly continued: "Package [-], I will fight you with bare hands, but I have never used this boxing method before, and I may not be able to control the strength well. Don't blame me if you break your legs."
Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders resentfully: "Package [-], I use weapons. You may live better with this little face. Don't worry, just give me a twig. Use an iron rod I'm afraid of dying."
The heavy snorting of the gangsters could be faintly heard in the air, needless to say they were quite angry.
"Package four is the most distinctive one. I think you will like it too. As for me, I don't use weapons or punches, and I just use my mouth to fight with you."
"Well, this is the basic situation of the four packages. You can discuss it. If you are ready, tell me and we can officially start the fight."
Have you ever seen some small mobile phone stores in the downtown area?
Every weekend and holiday, they would cover the big stage with a red carpet, and then find a master of ceremonies to "cry ghosts and howl" excitedly on the stage to promote their own products and packages.
Under the stage, a bunch of ordinary people can squeeze their heads together to compete for the free plastic bags and other small gifts distributed by the store.
The scene in the laneway is basically the same as above, Zhang Xiaoqiang is the excited master of ceremonies, and the idiots are playing the role of ordinary people.
It's just that these people don't seem to be particularly satisfied with the business's "activities" now, and after completing a series of shoulder shakes as usual, Sha Que grinned and said coldly with a fake smile: "Huh! Huh! Yes! Niu B! Did you hear that? He wants to greet us with his mouth!? Okay! Brother is standing here today, I want to see how you greet us with your mouth!"
The last sentence almost burst out from between the teeth.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang snapped his fingers: "OK, set meal four is selected! The old man heard what he said, "Lion Roar Skill" equipment!"
"Alright, got it! You kid, pay attention later. Be careful not to shatter the window glass next to him."
(End of this chapter)
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