Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 31 Megatron History Appreciation Lesson

On Monday, Zhang Xiaoqiang lazily got up from the bed. As soon as they opened the bedroom, they heard the melodious voice of the hostess on the radio chanting: "If the skin is pink and the hair on the face is soft and smooth, then it means you are healthy..."

Depend on!They are also promoting cosmetics. Now these radio stations are too unscrupulous. What kind of knowledge lectures are held in front of the public, but they are actually doing small marketing advertisements.

Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked straight out of the bedroom. As soon as he reached the corridor, he saw the white figure in the toilet swaying from side to side.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang saw this posture, his hairs stood on end...I'll go!The old pig won't...

Thinking of a certain possibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed forward in two or three steps, yelling at the top of his voice to stop him: "Brother Pig! Stop fucking!"

Hearing this, the old pig swayed and froze suddenly, then slowly turned his head.

The moment his eyes met Laozhu's, Zhang Xiaoqiang took two steps backwards.

"Emma! The monster... no, uh... who are you!?"

The old pig looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who looked astonished and terrified, and said with a "two" expression on his face, "Me? Old pig."

"Brother Pig?" He looked up and down the creature in front of him uncertainly, and finally Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed: "Brother Pig, what's the matter with your face?"

"Hey." The old pig touched his cheek with some embarrassment. At this time, his huge pig face was pale, just like the heroine in the ghost movie: "The air here is too bad. I won't be free this time around." To take care of the skin, yesterday I heard on the radio that facial cleanser is good, so I thought about trying it, not to mention that I feel much more comfortable after applying it.”

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for half a second after hearing this, then pointed to the radio and said, "Brother Pig, what is said on it is all deceit, wait a minute... that's wrong! I haven't bought facial cleanser before!"

He raised his eyebrows suspiciously. As an otaku, it is already a luxury to use soap. As for facial cleanser... it hurts money.

With an expression of "You're bluffing me again", the old pig stretched out his pig's trotters and put it in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang: "I found it all, isn't that what it is?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang frowned in confusion, and saw a row of large characters on the surface of the thing: "Healthy smiles come from Crest."

Storm waterfall sweat ah!
Zhang Xiaoqiang hurried forward and snatched the toothpaste from Laozhu's hand, and then explained the difference between toothpaste and facial cleanser in a persuasive manner.

Forget it, he was going to actually give a demonstration, but after seeing the old pig's face, he decisively chose to give up.

"Brother Pig, take care of yourself slowly, don't believe what that thing says in the future."

Alas, now this information... kills people!
Stepping forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned back and left. Before taking two steps, he heard the melodious music on the radio, and then the hostess announced in a very seductive voice: "Okay, listeners, thank you for listening to the "Lecture on Pig Raising Knowledge". We will see you tomorrow at the same time..."

After explaining the relevant situation to Laozhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang went out and walked towards the school.

Now that graduation is approaching, it is the critical time to accumulate credits. Because Zhang Xiaoqiang was too sloppy before, there is still a long way to go before Zhang Xiaoqiang's comprehensive credits reach the standard, so right now he has to go to the classroom honestly to collect the credits required for graduation.

The first two sections are appreciation of historical figures, which is an elective course. The purpose of Zhang Xiaoqiang’s choice of this course was to encourage himself to study hard during school and make progress every day through the growth of historical celebrities.

It’s just that the development of things deviated a little later, but Zhang Xiaoqiang did use the time of elective courses to gain a deep understanding of the deeds of some historical celebrities... such as the great descendant of the royal family "Kevin IV"; "; Promise Sword Master "Master Yi" and so on.

Of course, in addition to the above reasons, another factor in Zhang Xiaoqiang's choice was that the name of the substitute teacher for "Appreciation of Historical Figures" on the report form for the elective course attracted her.

"Liu Xinran" looked like a graceful and elegant young girl with this name.

But the reality is always so cruel. When Zhang Xiaoqiang sat full of expectations for the first time and saw his dream "beautiful teacher", he almost didn't bleed out.

At this time, Old Professor Liu was chattering endlessly in the middle of the podium with her old woman's voice.

Her topic today is to comment on the merits and demerits of Qin Shihuang.

Now we are talking about Qin Shihuang's construction of the Great Wall.

As we all know, Lao Qin worked hard to build the Great Wall and killed many people, and even made a sister cry.

This somehow stimulated the old professor's G-spot, her posture on the stage... spattering, dancing, spraying desperately!Those who didn't know thought that the old Ying's family had enmity with her ancestors.

Zhang Xiaoqiang originally found it interesting, but then he lost interest. Out of boredom, he found a book and put it in front of his head and slowly fell asleep.

It stands to reason that this is nothing, who has never slept in a university classroom!
But the problem is, Zhang Xiaoqiang's body doesn't just belong to him.

Professor Liu was still criticizing the first emperor's various deeds, from building the Great Wall to burning books and burying Confucian scholars; from preparing for the construction of the Efang Palace to searching for elixir from all over the world. As the topic deepened, she became more and more excited, and finally almost lost herself completely However, everyone knows that the students in the audience lack interest.

Those who are in love are in love, those who play with mobile phones are playing with mobile phones, and there are a few bold ones who directly fight for landlords in the back row. Of course, the most common ones are those who sleep.

It's just that no one noticed that in this "joyful and peaceful" atmosphere, a young man's body shook involuntarily, and when he got to the intense place, he only heard a "pop"... Zhang Xiaoqiang stood up from his seat Get up!
"Bold!!"

There was a loud yell in the room, and there was no sound in the room, and the popsicle that the fat man who was closer to Zhang Xiaoqiang just unwrapped sadly fell to the ground.

Without waiting for everyone to react, Zhang Xiaoqiang rebuked in a mighty and solemn manner: "I! Destroy the six countries, unify the writing, currency, weights and measures, and establish a centralized power! The daily annotated memorials are worth a hundred catties. You say I build the Great Wall Toil your life and waste your money, I did it to strengthen the defense of the frontier, once and for all, a great achievement for the benefit of future generations! The construction of the Afang Palace and the Lishan Tomb show the strength of my great Qin! Burning books and burying Confucianism is to consolidate the throne! I burned it It’s all a book to confuse people with gossip, and it’s all charlatans! As for finding the elixir of immortality... As the founding emperor and a monarch of a generation, I have a lot of unfinished business. Is it a problem to find some elixir to protect the body? ?”

The resounding voice echoed in the auditorium, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's aura erupted all over the world.

Those students who were secretly moving below were stunned at the moment, and Liu Xinran looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang in bewilderment.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang flicked his right arm, and ended in anger: "A mere rascal dares to criticize my affairs! Come on, drag me out and drag me to the bottom of the steps!"

(End of this chapter)