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Chapter 30 I Don't Go To Hell Who Goes To Hell

"Pretending to be a ghost, do you think you can fool it like this!?" Sha Que looked around, saw no one else appeared, and teasingly smiled with his mouth slanted.

At this time, the old man had just finished equipping the "Lion's Roar Skill", and Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt the surge of power in his body, which was quite reassuring.

"Boy! Are you fucking ready? If you don't do it, we're going to fuck!"

As he spoke, he flicked the butterfly knife in his hand in a foolish way.

Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled slightly, rubbed his hands harmlessly and said, "I'm ready! Which one of you will try first?"

"Me!" Sha Que stopped the knife in his hand, and stepped forward contemptuously.

Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded, and then followed up: "I will say "fall" later, and you will fall, do you believe it?"

Sha Que laughed loudly: "Haha, if you can do it, I will call you Master!"

"Forget it, sir! It's still big brother."

"you……"

"Fall!" Zhang Xiaoqiang opened his "lion's mouth" and uttered softly without waiting for the idiot to stop.

The word "upside down" was compressed, because when performing the "lion's roar", Zhang Xiaoqiang found a fan-shaped cross-sectional area in front of him out of thin air.

At the moment, he used his mind to adjust and compress it to the extent that it can only cover "stupidity".

The sound of "falling" closed, and looking at "Si Que" again, it fell to the ground straight upright like a green onion that fell upside down.

I'm stupid!This is too awesome!

Looking at the scene in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also taken aback by the power of the "Lion's Roar Technique".

Immediately restraining his mind, he excitedly moved to the rest of the crowd: "Who? Who will come next?"

At this time, the baseball guy who was able to react and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at each other, and then waved his hand as if seeing a monster, and shouted in horror: "Quick retreat! This fucking master!"

"brush!"

In the blink of an eye, the originally crowded alleyway was reduced to Zhang Xiaoqiang standing alone on the spot, and all the gangsters disappeared without a trace under the call of the man.

well!I'm depreesed!Why don’t today’s robbers have any professional qualities?
My brother has taken off his pants, so you just do it like this?What about gang fights, what about playing together!
Lowering his head in dismay, Zhang Xiaoqiang was just about to carry the rice bag home when he found "Si Que" still lying on the ground.

After hesitating for a while, in the spirit of humanitarianism, Zhang Xiaoqiang pulled a rice bag and sat on it.

After about 5 minutes, the "foolish" who was stunned by the sound wave finally woke up.

"You're awake!"

In his eyes, a big smiling face was slowly approaching.

"Silly Que" looked at it in confusion, then suddenly shook like a needle in his buttocks, then rubbed his legs, and quickly backed away.

His sudden surprise made Zhang Xiaoqiang very depressed, he tried his best to put on the appearance of a "sage" who saved the world, and said softly with a smile: "Come on, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. "

The hairs on the top of his head stood on end, and Sha Que looked as if he had just been struck by lightning. He stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with frightened eyes, obviously the latter's previous "lion's roar" had left an indelible mark on him.

"Big, big brother, I, I, I was wrong, little, little one has eyes and doesn't know Taishan. I, I, my cigarettes, money... I will give you all, uh, if big brother is interested, I, I will turn around Get you a girl."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head, got up and walked in front of "Si Que".

After leaning over and squatting down, the probe took out the "soft pocket" that Sha Que held in his chest: "Cigarettes are poison, smoking them is equivalent to slow suicide, so it's worth not smoking."

Taking advantage of the opportunity to put it into his trouser pocket, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky devoutly: "The Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell."

Then, he took out the wallet from the "foolish" trouser pocket, took out all the bills inside, and stuffed his brains into his pocket, while stuffing it seriously, he taught: "Money is the root of all evil, and this is the reason why society is so dirty now." It's because of the smell of copper. From now on, you will be like me, a person who regards money as dung."

"As for women..." Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed heavily: "There is a knife on Sezi's head, since ancient times, beauty has caused trouble, brother is not interested in women."

After the words fell, "Si Que" subconsciously protected his chest, and muttered timidly: "Uh, man, he only sells his art and not his body."

Speechless!
Now that the "fool" has woken up, there is no need for Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is benevolent and righteous, to stay and "guard" him.

Standing up, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked away.

I never thought about it, and within two steps, I heard "Si Que" behind me suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute."

Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head and gave him a questioning look: "What else do you need?"

"Silly Que" hesitated, and it took a long time before he could utter a sentence: "Well, what, big brother, it's dark and the road is far away, can you throw a coin for me to take the bus home for dinner?"

Jie Dao Jie becomes "nothing", and "stupid lack" can be regarded as a "wonderful flower" that has never been seen before or since.

Back at the rental house, it was nearly 9 o'clock, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the door and entered the house, and it was pitch black inside, which made him a little strange.

The thought is: Where did the old pig run?Could it be that he has returned to the Soul Realm?If this is the case, then it is Amitabha, the Buddha is merciful.

After putting the rice away, Zhang Xiaoqiang went to the bedroom by force, turned on the wall switch, and when the light came on, Zhang Xiaoqiang was startled.

I saw that the old pig's limbs were "big", er... To be precise, they should be "wooden", lying on the sofa on his back, staring at the ceiling with empty eyes. (Don't ask why it is wood, if you don't understand, ask the old driver for advice.)
I go!This can't be fucking yesterday, the stamina is hiccupping, right?
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed over quickly, holding the pig's head while shaking it and shouting: "Brother Pig! Wake up! Brother Pig! You are the envoy of the Purification Altar, Marshal of the Canopy, Commander-in-Chief of the Galaxy Fleet, and the logistics of the Heavenly Court." Minister, you can't just get your braids over a piece of shit!"

While shaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang faintly heard a sound coming from the pig's mouth.

He looked up and saw that the old pig was staring at him with a relaxed expression.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, he pressed his face to the old pig's mouth, choked up and said, "Brother Zhu, if you have anything else to explain, just say it."

The old pig heaved his chest a few times, and said two words weakly: "I'm hungry~"

Speechless!
Twenty minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the board in a daze holding a small bowl the size of a palm.

Opposite him, the old pig is holding the rice pot for cooking and copying the soup spoon, "wind and cloud".

This is already the third pot of rice he has cooked, and the 20 catties of rice are about to bottom out.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt quite emotional:

Why doesn't a guy like "Si Que" believe him... Brother, there is indeed a pig!
After eating, Zhang Xiaoqiang went to bed early. The experience of this day was really exciting and rich.

(End of this chapter)