Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 80 Shake Before Drinking

Nima!The world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old, this is really hard to guard against!
Looking at the 82-year-old Lafite wine bottle put down by the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned with a capital B!
"Hehe, what's the matter with you, Mr. Zhang? Is there any problem? Is this wine too expensive?"

Lin Qian's charming smile came from beside her ears.

Grass!This is a mockery!Chi Guoguo’s ridicule!

As the saying goes, if you lose, you don't lose. This wine has already been opened, and it is too worthless to be looked down upon by others.

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately shook his head: "No way, I'm fine. What is this bottle of foreign wine? I usually drink it at home. (If Coke and Sprite count in [-].)"

"Oh, that's it." After listening, Lin Qian raised her slender hand and pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's wine glass: "Pour some for Mr. Zhang."

Nodding his head, the waiter who received the instruction smiled and touched the wine bottle.

This fucking is going to cook raw rice into mature rice, just to prove the fact that I drink alcohol!

Seeing that the waiter's trick was about to succeed, Zhang Xiaoquan suddenly slapped the table with his right hand.

"Wait!!"

The sudden burst of drinking startled the waiter, and Lin Qian jumped.

The two looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with inexplicable eyes, and a smile appeared on the corners of Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips.

Leave this kind of thing to your people?You are a fool.

This is all money for your sister, and the equivalent of a drop of RMB is tens of dollars.

Ignoring the other party's suspicious eyes at all, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked up the wine bottle on the table and poured it into the glass with a "boom boom boom".

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't stop until he had poured half of the goblet.

"Come on!" Zhang Xiaoqiang swung his arms and raised his glass to Lin Qian, pretending to be bold and bold that is unique to northerners.

Lin Qian signaled with a smile, when it was over, she shook the cup lightly, looked at it for a while, and then took two sips with her mouth.

snort!Turtle!Looking at Lin Qian's series of drinking actions, Zhang Xiaoqiang secretly smiled inwardly.

A wine holder is a wine holder!You have never seen the world at first glance, what do you think of a fruit orange?Shake it before drinking... You say your SI is not SI stupid, and SI or SI is degrading?

Without learning how to do Lin Qian's movements, Zhang Xiaoqiang fixed his eyes on the wine glass, looking at the crystal clear red wine in the glass, he felt a sense of humiliation in his heart.

This is no drink, this is capitalism's exploitation of the bottom working people, it is the blood and sweat of the hard-working people.

The more Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it, the more aggrieved he became, and the more angry he became, at last he couldn't suppress the prehistoric power in his body, raised his head, and poured all the liquid in the cup into his mouth with his hands.

"Gollum, Gollum!"

"Crack!" After drinking, Zhang Xiaoqiang slammed his cup on the table, and then touched the corner of his lips.

Looking at Lin Qian and the waiter, they all stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang in astonishment and horror, with indescribably complicated and puzzled eyes.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the two of them, thinking: Humph!Be scared to pee, be shocked by the volume of my brother!
But the shock is the shock, and Zhang Xiaoqiang faces a very real problem.

How to solve the more than 2 drink money?

You must know that Zhang Xiaoqiang brought a total of 300 yuan this trip.

After all, this is only the first meeting on a blind date. To put it bluntly, the two parties just meet and inspect the goods. How much more can it cost?

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's thinking, 100 yuan is more than enough to treat the other party to a meal; if you develop better and open a room in a hotel like Home, 70 yuan is enough for further communication; It will not exceed 250.

But the world is impermanent, the ghost knows that my aunt made a whole wine holder! !

So if you talk about fire prevention and electricity protection, you have to protect your mother! !

Now what? 36 Ji Zhang Xiaoqiang has never watched it, but he has watched a hundred episodes of Pleasant Goat and Big Bad Wolf with his nephew.

Especially Big Big Wolf's famous saying: "I will come back!"

Yes!Today's retreat is not the end, it is for a better return tomorrow.

36 Taking action is the best strategy, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to run away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Some people would say that this is too fucking cowardly, is it considered a man to just walk away after being tricked like this!

Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own explanation for this.

Have you seen Three Kingdoms?Have you ever studied history?
Back then, Liu Bei was chased all over the world, but what happened afterwards?They established the Kingdom of Shu and created the era of the Three Kingdoms.

And what about Cao Cao?The failure to assassinate Dong Zhuo and the defeat of Huarong Dao was also chased by others. In the end, it was also a great achievement, a generation of heroes.

So the facts have proved that for those who are talented and bold, escape is an indispensable skill.

As the saying goes, when a man is alive, he can only stretch if he can bend. Instead of insisting that the golden gun will not fall for nine or 10 minutes, it is better to proceed step by step and keep flowing.

man!If you don't have the experience of being chased and fled several times in this life, is that really sad?

The above famous quotes are excerpted from the biography of Zhang Xiaoqiang, the great anchor of Soul Realm.

At this time, Lin Qian and the waiter were still in shock, and it was the best time to escape.

Siding in this chapter, Xiaoqiang stood up abruptly, and the waiter next to him was startled by his sudden body: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"

snort!Do you think my brother will be an idiot to tell you that I want to escape?Young man, you are still too naive.

"I need to go to the toilet!" Putting aside these overbearing words, Zhang Xiaoqiang strode straight to the toilet under the attention of the waiter.

In the current situation, it is definitely not possible to go out directly.

Just a short distance along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw several pairs of eyes staring at him.

Needless to say, he has become the focus of attention.

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled contemptuously.

My heart said: I have seen 007, The Bourne Shadow, and Agent Bean, do you think that I can keep an eye on my brother?joke!
Turning around, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the toilet, and was about to step in when a woman asked from behind: "What are you doing?"

Turning his head, he saw a stylishly dressed lady, Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders: "Going to the bathroom, is there a problem?"

"You go to the men's room to go to the bathroom! What are you doing in the women's room!?" With an unconcealable disdain on her face, the lady said contemptuously.

Well, this is treating my brother as a voyeur!
Looking at the contemptuous eyes of the lady, Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed: "Sister, let me popularize cultural knowledge for you, do you see..."

While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the English letters on the door plate of the toilet, and said word by word: "Hey, NC, the abbreviation of men's toilet, this is English, you went wrong, understand?"

Don't be polite to someone who is not polite.

You look down on brother, then I'm sorry, don't blame brother for scolding you.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hugged his chest and looked at the lady with a smile.

He thought to himself: Nima, thanks to the fact that I didn't read comic books in English class when I was in school, otherwise today's situation would really be unbearable.

It's just something that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't expect. After listening to his "awesome" explanation, the lady not only didn't show any astonishment, but snorted coldly: "Hmph, NC is the abbreviation of men's toilet, then you Tell me, what's the abbreviation for Ladies Restroom?"

(End of this chapter)