Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 81
You look uneducated, how scary!
Do you understand by analogy?I'm talking about you Y for the sake of this... This IQ really doesn't have SEI.

"NC is the abbreviation for the men's room, and the women's room is naturally N..."

kindness! ?Nima, this... seems to be something wrong!
Men's toilet NC, women's toilet NC, stupidly can't tell the difference!
After a daze, an old lady walked by: "Oh, you two, what are you doing, what are you talking about at the door of the hut here?"

Needless to say, just listening to this aunt's tone, it is the squatting land in the northeast.

Dressed in a white striped uniform and holding a bucket mop, the aunt gestured to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the lady vacated the space.

The lady seemed to dislike the profession of the old lady, and she was afraid that the equipment in the latter's hands would stain her brand-name clothes, so she quickly stepped back two steps to the side, then pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him , this guy is a hooligan, he wanted to sneak into the women's restroom, but luckily I found out, otherwise if he goes in, he won't be able to..."

"Ugh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt nauseated.

Yes!It was indeed Zhang Xiaoqiang's childhood dream to sneak into the women's toilet, but it was only out of curiosity about the environment and structure of the women's toilet.

After all, Zhang Xiaoqiang in the past was an inspirational person who wanted to become a master architect, and entering the women's restroom was entirely out of the persistent pursuit of his dream.

Who doesn't have a dream?Who didn't pursue it?Is it really wrong to seek knowledge for the sake of dreams?Obviously not.

Besides, when he grew up, under the severe situation of failing many times in physics and chemistry, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately recognized the reality and dispelled his great ideal and ambition to become a master architect.

Putting these aside, Zhang Xiaoqiang really doesn't understand how courageous the other party is to say that he will go into the women's bathroom to spy on her at the lady's age and figure!

If you have never eaten pork, have you ever seen a pig run?

As a man of integrity and understanding of art, Zhang Xiaoquan felt that even if he wanted to study body art, he would go through formal channels, wouldn't he?

For example, ***, Mr. Bodo, Mr. Ozawa, which one is not more valuable than the lady in front of you?
So... the groundless accusations of noble ladies these days are really annoying and annoying!
Her behavior has seriously violated Zhang Xiaoqiang's human rights as a good man in the new era, and is illegal!shameless!In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang intends to make solemn representations, protest, and strongly condemn at the same time!
But just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to open his mouth, the eldest mother was one step ahead.

"Oh," sighed, holding the mop stick, the old lady straightened her waist: "Big sister, you have wronged this young man. Hey, look at this brand. It turns out that it is a W, and it was not a while ago." I know which grandson gave W a hook and became N. Just because of this, there were several oolongs and almost fights. So ah...you calm down on this hot day, I believe this guy didn't mean it .”

Look at the awareness of the aunt, this IQ, this courage to see justice, and the heart that roars when the road is injustice...Dear ones!

Thanks to the aunt who showed up in time, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would really have a hard time telling the reason for the lady's splashing.

After all, the area where he is currently standing is indeed a women's restroom site, which has been the inherent territory of women since ancient times, and women have an indisputable right to use it.

I don't know if it's because I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhang Xiaoqiang, or because the old lady persuaded the lady. After glancing at Zhang Xiaoqiang, the lady said "rogue" and walked into the toilet.

Zhang Xiaoqiang took this groundless accusation as fart, the most important thing was that he still had important things to do, and after thanking his aunt, he also turned around and left.

After turning a corner, Zhang Xiaoqiang came to the other side of the toilet.

Just as he was about to open the door and go in, well, another person flashed behind him.

Hearing this movement, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly turned his head around.

Their eyes met, and then the corners of Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips gradually curved into a smile.

Ha ha!It's a fucking man!Can't go wrong this time!
But when he was happy, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became alert again.

why?Because the person who came was none other than the waiter of the cafe.

Depend on!This mother is here to spy on me!

Zhang Xiaoqiang is not stupid. Looking at the flickering eyes of the other party, Zhang Xiaoqiang dared to conclude that it must be the movement made by himself and the lady in the women's toilet just now, which aroused the suspicion of the coffee shop, so he asked the guy in front of him to come over and have a look. Condition.

"Brother, do you want to go to the bathroom?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked tentatively.

The waiter stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a 2B face, then nodded.

"Hey, what a coincidence, me too, please go first." Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand to get out of the way.

The 2B look on the waiter's face became more and more obvious, but considering Zhang Xiaoqiang's status as a "distinguished guest", the waiter politely replied: "Sir, please go first."

Pack!Awesome outfit!Xiao Mian, do you think that if you wear a vest, brother won't know what you want?
If you want to stare at my whistle, do it!I will give you a free lesson today!
Without trying to evade, Zhang Xiaoqiang swayed into the toilet.

Sure enough, as soon as he stepped in, the waiter came up with his back foot.

coming!hum!
The corners of his lips curled up again, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and opened the side squatting pit, entered, and locked the door.

That's all, I deliberately made the sound of taking off my pants, and then sat down on the toilet seat.

Fight with brother!If you have a seat, you idiot, just stand outside as punishment!
In order to better paralyze the enemy, after sitting down, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, called up the ringtone, and put it on for two seconds, then cut off the play and said, "Hey! Who is it... Oh, Wang Boss... um, what? You said you won that piece of land? How much? 2 million? Congratulations... When will you pay me back? Don’t worry, I’m not short of money. By the way, you’re not in a hurry Well, then you can use it first, and it will not be too late when the project starts to make money... Oh, brother, why are you polite... Okay, then I won’t say much, my stomach is uncomfortable, and the toilet is fine. That's it, bye!"

If cows could fly, there must be a herd of cows dancing around Zhang Xiaoqiang's head at this moment.

Well!This B blowing is simply endless.

But don't tell me, Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own purpose.

In the first half, he emphasized 2 million assets, in order to let the coffee shop understand that he is a rich man, and a mere 2 wine money is nothing at all.

This is laying the groundwork for his subsequent escape.

In the second half, I mentioned the stomach discomfort, in order to tell the waiter to retreat, otherwise I will sit on the toilet and see who can resist better.

Of course, the most important thing is that someone is in the toilet, and it is inconvenient for Zhang Xiaoqiang to follow up.

I don't know if the countermeasures had an effect, but almost after the sound stopped, the serenade of "Zi Zi" came from the urinal.

This song is long and long, sometimes cheerful, sometimes hasty, and there are two rhythmic pauses in the middle, especially at the end, the surging drums fully illustrate a problem... This waiter is a typical fucking waiter who urinates frequently and urgently. !
(End of this chapter)