Chapter 82
Listening to the rhythmic sound of urine, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uncomfortable all over.

Resisting the urge to go out and recommend the "old military doctor" to the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang listened quietly with his ears perked up.

The waiter who had finished solving the major body problems made a noise of lifting his trousers and pulling his crotch.

After a while, the sound of the flushing faucet sounded, and then the door opened, and finally it closed with a "squeak" sound, and everything returned to calm.

gone! ?
Just in case, Zhang Xiaoqiang put his head on the ground and looked out along the gap by the door.

After confirming that no heels were found, Ma Liu stood up and refastened the belt that had been untied during the play.

After finishing it, he pushed the door and strode out.

Fog Grass!After leaving the squatting pit, the air in the bathroom was exceptionally fresh. After taking a few breaths of "the fragrance of the August [-]th disinfectant", Zhang Xiaoqiang began to search around.

exit! !
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang needs to find a window so that he can escape by jumping out of the window.

This is a strategy he had thought up when he came here.

But the reality... This toilet is actually a fucking closed space, with no windows at all.

This is not scientific!The design of this toilet is not resistant to routines!

In Zhang Xiaoqiang’s not-so-long life, which restaurant in his image doesn’t have a window in the bathroom?

But the current situation is completely beyond his expectations.

It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang has thought about it, the so-called restaurants he went to are almost all roadside stalls that are not on the road, okay?

what to do?Such a sudden situation completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's escape plan.

But this didn't make Zhang Xiaoqiang panic, because just when he was looking around hopelessly, just when he was looking up to the sky and sighing, and was about to say "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorea The exhaust vent caught his attention.

Depend on!Immediately, scenes related to 007 and Mission Impossible came to mind.

In order to complete a certain task, the male pig's feet used ventilation ducts to sneak into the enemy's interior, and then caught everyone by surprise and killed everyone.

How do you say that: the mountains and the rivers are full of doubts and no way out, and there is another village where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright.

God is still just, and God is still fair.

You guys want to trap Brother to make money, stop dreaming!
Looking at the air vent on the roof, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a turbulent mood.

It is said that people must have a sense of substitution, let alone Zhang Xiaoqiang at this time really put himself into the leading man of the spy movie.

At this time, he seems to be possessed by James Bond, Ethan Hunt is reincarnated, he is grinding his fists, he is eager to try, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels all the aura of the movie male pig feet.

At this moment, strength filled the body, and fighting spirit burned in the blood.

Finally, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't hold back the restless prehistoric power in his body, and he jumped with all his strength.

Emma... how embarrassing!
His fingers barely stopped half a meter away from the roof, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang's body began to fall uncontrollably...

This... who will explain to me the situation of the horse he is aiming at! ?

Zhang Xiaoqiang was not discouraged and jumped up and down, but the vent on the roof was like the moon in the sky, he could see it, but he couldn't touch it.

Zhang Xiaoqiang refused to accept it!Why can Tom Cruise jump on it, but he can't touch it?

They are both 1.7 meters tall, so why is there such a big difference?
yes!No wonder Zhang Xiaoqiang was so angry. After all, his jump felt very good and he had fully integrated himself into the role.

It's a pity that he has replaced everything, but he is missing something called "soul".

What are you asking?Hey, four words sum it up: the halo of the protagonist.

But it doesn't matter, 007, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the protagonist of Mission: Impossible, can't get it, after all, it's his territory.

But here, in this book about the number one anchor in history, Zhang Xiaoqiang is the absolute darling. He can pat his chest and say: I am the master of my territory.

So, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked out of the men's room dejectedly.

Yes, people are not as good as heaven, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's toilet escape plan failed due to physical defects.

At this time, he was very depressed, as if his body had been hollowed out.

But facing the huge sum of [-] yuan, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to cheer up. He knew very well that if he didn't want to leave the coffee shop this time, and wanted to leave after he went back and sat down... I'm afraid it wouldn't be that easy.

On the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced left and right, saw that no one was staring at him, and walked towards the entrance of the gate in a serious manner.

Victory is just ahead, and Zhang Xiaoqiang can escape from Shengtian through that exit.

Hum hum, little brother, I am still favored by God. Seeing the exit getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but tremble again in his heart.

Of course, extreme joy begets sorrow.

Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang thought his actions had not been noticed, two men dressed in black flashed out from outside the shop.

"Brother, where are you going?"

With a big head and a thick neck, he is either a hooligan or a cook.

Looking at the big gold chain on the other party's neck, this is definitely not a cook who is behind the scenes.

Faced with this situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a quick wit: "Well... I'll go out and buy a pack of cigarettes."

"Haha," the man in black sneered: "Buy cigarettes? I don't think you need to go to that trouble. If you want them in the cigarette shop, you'd better settle the battle first."

The yin and yang are strange, and the opponent is obviously ready to tear his face.

If you go back with them at this time, it will really be over.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind is very clear, as long as he stands at the door now, at least these two guys will not dare to force it.

After all, they had to worry about the influence of the coffee shop. Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang hardened his heart.

"Oh, two eldest brothers, as for that, you are still afraid that I will run away. Now, look, there is no one sitting in my seat..."

Pointing his finger at the card seat... Misty Grass!people! ?
Where is Lin Qian's original sitting position now?
Turning their heads, the two men also looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with slightly raised lips.

Routine!It's all a fucking routine!
Don't blame our army for being too incompetent, just blame the enemy army for being too cunning.

You said why do you guys from the coffee shop have to make Lao Tzu fool me alone! ?Interesting?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is angry!Annoyed!He really wanted to give each of the two "facial paralysis" a set of "Eighth Radio Gymnastics".

In the past, he didn't have that strength, so if he had this idea, he could only belong to **Si's fantasies.

But now, Zhang Xiaoqiang really has this ability.

Whether it's a one-on-one or a group fight, he is completely worthy.

But the problem is, he can rely on the "Destiny Card" to help solve the fight problem, but after the incident, how to solve the remaining troubles?
Zhang Xiaoqiang had no acquaintances at the police station, and when he went there to confirm the beating situation, he had nothing to do.

At this moment, the situation was already very critical. One of the men stepped forward and raised his eyebrows, shook his head towards the store, and then ordered: "Go in, brother, this will do no harm to everyone."

Go in and it's really over!But who can rescue him now?

Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss what to do, a figure suddenly entered Zhang Xiaoqiang's field of vision.

Your sister is saved!
(End of this chapter)

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