Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 87

"Friends?" Scratching his head, the Great Sage asked inexplicably, "Who is he?"

"Uh..." For a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to explain such a philosophical vocabulary to the Great Sage, so he waved his hands: "This is a long story, you should knock on the door, and it will be clear when the door opens." gone."

Zhang Xiaoqiang was really curious about the scene where the Great Sage met the old pig.

According to historical records, these two goods are not quite right. Generally speaking, the Great Sage doesn't like the old pig, and he ran on the old pig a lot along the way.

This can't be blamed on the great sage's self-adherence to the status of a senior brother, it's just that the old pig is too lazy.

Frankly speaking, it’s also thanks to Guanyin who assigned the idiot Drifting Monk to the Journey to the West group of four, otherwise it is estimated that the group of four would lose all their mounts and packages at the beginning of land reclamation.

How would the Great Sage react when he saw the old pig?Zhang Xiaoqiang was somewhat looking forward to it, but also a little excited.

After all, not everyone has the opportunity to see this scene.

You said that the relationship between the great sage and the old pig in the past, people can understand through history books, movies and so on.

But now a hundred years have passed, both the great sage and the old pig have honored themselves as civil servants in heaven from their sinful bodies.

Changes in status will inevitably lead to changes in their mentality and concepts.

So today's meeting will eventually become a major historical event recorded in history.

And **Sizhang Xiaoqiang, as the only witness of the human world, his psychological excitement is self-evident.

"Knock on the door! Wukong!" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait any longer, he urged in a deep voice.

The Great Sage looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then at the door in front of him, with an inexplicable expression on his face, as if he was still thinking about what the hell this "friend" was?

"Then I knocked?" Dasheng confirmed.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly bowed his head and nodded, as if he was saying: Knock!You knock!

"Bang!" As Zhang Xiaoqiang wished, the Great Sage raised his hand and swung it on the door panel.

"Crack!"

Sawdust scattered on the top of his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood there with his mouth half open.

Without waiting for him to react, the Great Sage slapped him again.

"Bang!" There was another loud bang.

Fog Grass!This fucker is a goddamn horse!Demolition?
"Wukong! You..."

Before the words were settled, the loud noise came again.

The Great Sage turned around and asked, "Master, what did you just say?"

"I..." Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes compassionately after looking at the half-destroyed door panel.

Opened it for a long time, with mournful cheeks: "Wukong, tell me honestly, after coming to Earth, have you ever worked in the demolition office?"

Well!It has only been half an hour since we met, and the bones of "Aqiu" are still not cold, and now the door of his house has been demolished by the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really...

"The demolition office is..."

Just halfway through the voice, the Great Sage suddenly felt a gust of wind coming, never thought that the wooden door that was still embedded in the wall just now was actually opened from the inside.

"Who are you? You are sick in broad daylight! What are you doing to break down my door when you have nothing to do! Are you a tease sent by the monkey?" The curse was loud and powerful. Zhang Xiaoqiang knew as soon as he heard this voice that it was From the throat of an old pig.

Sweat gently slid down the forehead and splashed on the ground, but before it bloomed, it was evaporated into water vapor by the high temperature on the surface.

It's over!As the old pig burst out, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.

This is good, a monkey is already messy enough, and now even old pigs come to join in the fun, this damn is trying to adjust the rhythm of the "animal world".

Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang can figure it out with his butt, and the next big battle is inevitable.

Whether Lao Zhu is better or Wu Kong is better, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know and doesn't want to know.

His only concern now is how to nip this pig-monkey war in the bud.

"Brother Pig, calm down, don't do anything. Wukong and his own people are all misunderstandings!" Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how effective his persuasion would be, but in a hurry, this was the only way he could think of. .

However, the development of things seems to have deviated from Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectation.

After the old pig reprimanded him, the Great Sage exchanged glances with him.

Immediately afterwards, the two blurted out in unison.

"It's you! Idiot!?"

"It's you! Brother Monkey!?"

After Gu Zi sighed in amazement, an even more unexpected scene happened to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

The two fists met each other, and then the palms slapped rhythmically three times from top to bottom, and then they clasped each other, and their shoulders hit each other heavily.

If at this moment, the great sage, the old pig said "yo! men, what'sup?", it would be the two black brothers saying hello.

Silly!Zhang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded!He was completely shocked by the scene in front of him.

This fucking black culture is also awesome, I dare to love it.

"Xiaoqiang, what did you just say?"

Only then did he notice Zhang Xiaoqiang by the wall, and the old pig fox questioned.

Already used to being ignored, Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed twice.

How embarrassing!I am still worried about the old pig, and the great sage will fight, but there is nothing wrong with him. This is probably the so-called nothing in the world, and mediocrity.

"No, it's nothing. Let's, let's go back to the house first."

Stepping up towards the inside of the house, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways when he passed the door, and shook his head. It seems that it is imminent to popularize modern social knowledge to the Great Sage.

In the living room, the old pig brought a teapot to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the great sage each poured some water.

Forget it, he asked inexplicably, "Xiaoqiang, how did you bump into Brother Hou?"

You know, the Great Sage doesn't know Zhang Xiaoqiang, so Lao Zhu is full of curiosity that the latter can bring the Great Sage back to the rented house.

But before Zhang Xiaoqiang could answer, Dasheng Mu frowned and scolded: "Idiot! How can you talk to the master? This leader has been in office for a long time, and he has already taken an official position? Even the master is not called!?"

Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, the old pig looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a blank face, the Great Sage looked back and forth, and finally raised his pig's trotter and pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Master? You mean Xiaoqiang?"

"Dai! I said you offended Jinchi! Xiaoqiang!? You dare to call the master a cockroach, I think your skin is itchy again, don't you?"

Fog Grass!This damn day can't pass.

Laozhu's horizontal thrust completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's strategic plan.

Originally, he also pointed to the fact that the great sage did not see that he was not Tang Seng, and planned to control him in the future.

After all, the Great Sage's temper is not something ordinary people can control. Back then, the entire Heavenly Court was almost turned into a branch of Shuiliandong by him.

Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to rely on Tang Seng's residual power to deter the great sage's actions, lest the latter cause trouble in the human world.

But now... Lao Zhu's bastard casually said that Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole plan was ruined.

At this time when thousands of troops are in danger, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only place his hope on Master Xuanzang.

With a flash of consciousness, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent a stream of consciousness on the live broadcast platform:

Is Master Xuanzang here?Rivers and lakes emergency ah!

(End of this chapter)