Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 88

Master Xuanzang: Who is @我?

It's me! It's me!

Seeing Xuanzang's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was so excited that he almost cried.

Master Xuanzang: Oh, it turned out to be Xiaoqiang’s benefactor. I don’t know what advice Xiaoqiang’s benefactor @穷道 has?

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ouch, Master, I, He Dehe, can teach you.I am asking for something.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, goodness is goodness, Xiaoqiang benefactor’s words are wrong. My Buddha emphasizes the equality of all living beings. As the saying goes, there must be a teacher among three people. Everyone has their own advantages and strengths.Xiaoqiang benefactors should not belittle themselves.The fact that you can be chosen as an agent in the human world already shows that you have wisdom.

How could Zhang Xiaoqiang be in the mood to listen to Xuanzang's work in vain now, his eyebrows were imminent, and he was about to start doing it, so...

Master, can we put the "Hui Gen" thing aside first?Let me tell you something serious, can you teach me the "tightening curse"?
After learning the "tightening spell", Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't necessarily want to use this method to control the Great Sage, he just wanted to use this method to prove his identity as a fake Tang monk.

As long as the Great Sage can continue to recognize his status as "master", the rest of the things will be easy to handle.

Master Xuanzang: Can you tell me why you want to learn the "Tightening Curse"?

Why is it so familiar! ?Could it be that Tianting also relayed the good voice of Huaxia?

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, don’t get me wrong, I have no other intentions to learn this thing, purely out of necessity, help me out.

As quickly as possible, he told Tang Seng his concerns and what happened after he regained control of his body. At the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang emphasized in a strong tone: "Master, if you don't help me, your two apprentices will have to fight."

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, the poor monk Xiaoqiang almsgiver said has understood.But... you worry too much, the two apprentices of the poor monk may be stubborn by nature, but the poor monk understands them. During the journey to the west, Bajie and Wukong depended on each other for their lives, killing demons and demons, supporting justice and propagating Buddhism. Establish a very profound revolutionary friendship.Don't worry, Pindao can guarantee to Master Xiaoqiang that they will never fight, haha.

As soon as the light smile fell, seeing the atmosphere on the field turned sharply, the old pig slapped his palm on the table, and the tea splashed everywhere: "Monkey! Who are you scolding!? Don't think that the whole fight against the Buddha's name is just It’s too late!! Want to hit someone!? You think I’m afraid of you! If I hadn’t endured the humiliation and went west with you to make amends, you thought you would be where you are today!?”

"Idiot!! What are you talking about!!" He raised his hand, and the wooden table was overturned to the ground by the great sage: "I am today because of you!? You really don't want a pig face! You can touch it yourself He said with his belly full, what did you do all the way to the west? Apart from eating, sleeping, and lusting after women, what happened if something went wrong that I didn't take care of it!?"

"Hey, how many days have you been an official and you've lost your temper!? Do you think you're the only one who can lift things? I can't?" As he spoke, the old pig threw his hand and dropped the TV set next to him on the ground.

"Bang Dang, click!" The TV was shattered into slag without accident, and the heavy chassis was turned over to the wooden table with a big opening.

Seeing the vigor of the two fighting against the bandits on the field, Zhang Xiaoqiang trembled angrily.

You said you two were going to fight like a man, why the hell are you pointing at my "family property"?
"Great Sage, Brother Pig! There is an old saying that a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, let's talk about everything... Oh, Brother Pig, that is a copy of the *** Blu-ray Collection CD, don't..."

"Crack!" With the crisp sound, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart thumped.

"Xiaoqiang, just leave this matter alone. I have long disliked this monkey. He just pretended to be cool on the way to the west, and now he comes here to yell at me. Monkey, you said every time the goblin kidnapped the master, how many times did it happen? It was you who singled it out the first time? Wasn’t it the one who went up to call?”

"Master! This idiot has been an official for a long time and needs to be cleaned up! Don't worry, leave it to me. Back then, my old grandson could tidy him up, and now it's still fine... Idiot! You said that my old grandson went to the top to ask someone to put down the monster, then It means that my old grandson has a good connection! What the hell!? Are you not convinced?"

"Fart! Admire you! Stop joking!"

There was another crackling sound.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were moist: Master Xuanzang, you really know your two disciples well!Well, can we discuss something, please pass me the magic spell no matter what.Otherwise, let me know which temple you know.Otherwise, if this goes on, I'll fucking have to...

In the end, I couldn't help but burst out dirty mouth.

Xuanzang also felt a little embarrassed about this: Amitabha, the world is impermanent, it seems that Pindao still neglected to communicate with the two disciples in the past, and it was a sin.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: My dear mother, master, we will talk about confession later, look at the current situation...

Master Xuanzang: Xiaoqiang benefactor, it's not that the poor are unwilling to grant you the spell, but...do you know where the Great Sage was born?
Fog Grass!At this time, you are still discussing the origin of monkeys with brother?

"It jumped out of the rock, everyone on this earth knows." After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that he had lost his composure.

Master Xuanzang: No, no, the stone is just a carrier. In fact, the great sage is formed by the gathering of human hearts in the world.The so-called great sage is actually a collection of human hearts.And the mantra that the Bodhisattva passed on to me back then was not some kind of mantra, the reason why he put a hoop on Wukong was just a reminder from him.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ah! ?Didn't you recite after a long time... the magic spell?What is that?
Zhang Xiaoqiang was inexplicable.

Master Xuanzang: It’s a centering mantra.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: A reassuring spell?Are you eager to learn?What is the formula?
Zhang Xiaoqiang guided Xuanzang into the urn bit by bit.

Master Xuanzang: Haha.

hehe! ?your sister!This monk also plays "hehe"?
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, I really don't want to trick you, it's just that the current situation... If you don't use deterrent measures, the consequences will be disastrous.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, Xiaoqiang benefactor, please do not misunderstand. This "calming mantra" is not because the poor do not want to teach you, but the most difficult thing to control in this world is the state of mind. According to Buddhism, the demon of the heart is the devil, and the Buddha of the heart is the Buddha. . There is no fixed mantra for the "Calm of the Heart", as long as the benefactor of Xiaoqiang can clean the six roots and cut off the red dust, this mantra can achieve great success.

Damn it, according to that, in order to control the Great Sage, I have to eat grass and be gay for the rest of my fucking life?
Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but hesitate.

Why should a mortal be responsible for things in the sky?
Damn!I don’t care anymore!How do you like it?

Unable to dissipate his anger, Zhang Xiaoqiang planned to leave him alone.

"Let's fight! You can fight! Damn, don't just talk about those useless people, just start it if you are a man... Oh, don't! Dasheng, I was wrong! Let me just say, you have the right to treat him like a fart Let go...Brother Pig, you should think clearly about the 500G *** in the mainframe!"

(End of this chapter)