Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 90 Don't use your mouth if you can solve it with your hands

Zhang Xiaoqiang was also in a hurry and couldn't help it. Now it seems that not only is there no way to recite the mantra, but he also has to stop if Tang Seng rewards the possession.

These days, Nima's big-name appearance fees are simply robbery.

However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a state of panic, the atmosphere on the field took a turn for the worse. The great sage and the old pig burst into laughter at the same time.

"Idiot, you are good enough! See if my old grandson educates you well today!"

"Stop being silly. If you can solve it with your hands, don't fool around!"

"What's the matter, what do you want to do!?"

"Just do it!? I'm afraid you won't succeed!?"

After the words fell, the old pig and the great sage each took a step back.

The air suddenly became solemn, and a pig and a monkey stared at each other.

Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed involuntarily. Although neither the old pig nor the great sage spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt the power radiating from the two of them.

Master's tricks, what is important is a breath of air.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to say a word because he knew that speaking at this time would definitely be courting death.

The old pig stood with his hands behind his back, and the slightest breeze from the electric fan gently raised a few pig hairs on his forehead. His protruding belly was faintly visible against the navel-baring vest, showing off the old pig's almost perfect figure. Nothing left.

Sometimes sexy is so specific, and handsome is so awesome.

Compared with Lao Zhu's coquettishness, the Great Sage is much more solemn.

Red cape, green pants, this avant-garde mix and match alone is enough to shame the most top designers in the world.

Not to mention, the pair of sharp eyes on the face of the Great Sage at this time, the cross-eyed eyes that focus on one point, combined with the innate bandit aura of the Great Sage, can only be described in one word, that is :awesomeness.

As Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has dabbled in the scenes of Huashan's sword debate in TV, film and television dramas, he knows that duels between masters usually like to go around in circles and put on a few coquettish POSS after the end.

However, in reality, it was completely a bloody scene fabricated by the director and the screenwriter. Nowadays, the bosses in the heaven are fighting for the top, and there is not even a word of nonsense.

Zhang Xiaoqiang has no idea what they are doing, but he understands that the old pig, if the Great Sage does not make a move for a long time, it is definitely not as simple as it seems.

Perhaps the communication and collision between the eyes of the two parties has already displayed some awesome martial arts beyond the scope of modern science.

Blood eye?Reincarnation eye?Touch of death?The purple pupil of extinction?
The novels and animations in his head were full of skills and moves that touched his eyes like popcorn.

However, at this moment, the old pig moved.

He lifted his right hand lightly, seemingly without much effort, but his speed was as fast as lightning, and in the blink of an eye, he had already used a 72-way Kongming Fist.

As soon as the old pig made a move, the great sage immediately countered with a simple swipe of his empty palm, and he shot out a ecstasy palm, which easily broke the old pig's 72-way Kongming fist.

After fighting with one move, Lao Zhu, who was slightly at a disadvantage, did not back down, and immediately ate, with his middle fingers lined up on both sides, which was the beginning of the Six Meridians Excalibur.

Unexpectedly, the Great Sage seemed to have expected that the old pig would have such a move.

He didn't wait for the old pig's move to be implemented, he was ahead of the opponent, and threw a punch: Ha Sai GI, return my Piao Piao punch!

"You lost!" At the same time as he swung his fist, the Great Sage said this line domineeringly and coldly.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang seems to have returned to his childhood. There used to be an anime in which he liked to expose his upper body and poke holes in his body with his fingers. It's the phrase "you're already dead".

It was also influenced by this sentence that during that period, when Zhang Xiaoqiang was bullied by his senior classmates, he would always say "you are dead" when resisting.

The result can be imagined later, for this reason, Zhang Xiaoqiang successfully got a 5% discount card for outpatient visits in the school infirmary during the school year.

shock!Red chicken!Breathtaking!

The fierce battle on the field completely fell into Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes.

At this moment, he was dumbstruck, staring at the center of the field in a daze.

His eyes were full of confusion and emptiness.

He was terrified, shocked, to be precise.

This may be the scariest battle scene Zhang Xiaoqiang has ever seen in his life.

He swore that there was absolutely no battle in history that could be more spectacular than what he saw today.

Shine the past and shine the present?Earth-shattering?These words are not enough to express Zhang Xiaoqiang's surging mood at the moment.

If you really want to find a word to describe it, Zhang Xiaoqiang just wants to look up to the sky and show his middle finger: "What the hell are these things!! Just play rock-paper-scissors, you fucking are so mysterious!!"

Yes!That's right!The old pig, having such a big battle with the Great Sage, actually ended up playing rock, paper, scissors, and it was a best-of-three game.

This caused Zhang Xiaoqiang's fragile mind to collapse instantly.

This shit is a goddamn thing!

Yao thought that he was still fighting each other before, and anxiously racked his brains to find a way to resolve the conflict between the two, for fear that the two would cause trouble because of the fight.

But I never thought... the two great gods in the heavens are so particular about your sister.

When people have conflicts, if they don’t move their mouths or hands, they just play the most gentlemanly little game to compete.

Otherwise, we would say that people are heavenly beings. This kind of consciousness really has no SEI!
Master Xuanzang, may I ask, Great Sage, does the old pig always play rock-paper-scissors like this in his fighting spirit?
Zhang Xiaoqiang was annoyed, if Xuanzang knew this early on and kept him busy for a long time, wouldn't he have been being played like a monkey all the time?
Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, don't be offended by small strong benefactors, this is in the human world, they are restrained, if it is in the sky, HO, HOHO, the movement... it will be big.

Fog Grass!What are you talking about!What are you talking about!Great Sage, Fighting God and Buddha!Old pig, Marshal Canopy!These two famous men, how could they play child's tricks in battle! ?
Sure enough, people are still very enlightened. They are afraid of damaging the earth's environment, so they use this least harmful method to decide the outcome.

Otherwise, with his destructive strength, waving his hands and moving his legs, ten earths would not be enough to see!

Xuanzang's words brought back Zhang Xiaoqiang's admiration for childhood heroes.

At the moment, he asked curiously: Then Master Xuanzang, the Great Sage, and the old pig are usually angry, what methods do they usually use to solve it?

Shaking his head, Master Xuanzang sighed softly, with an indescribably amazed look in his eyes.

Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang also roughly imagined the terrifying scene of the monkey and the pig with full firepower. It must be that the mountains and rivers collapsed and the world changed drastically.

"Generally speaking, in the heavens, the Great Sage and the old pig are in charge of each side of the heaven, and they rarely have contact with each other on weekdays. But if the two really conflict because of something...they usually take more serious actions than what you see now. Solve the problem in a drastic way.”

"Oh, what is that?" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait, his eyes flickered with fiery light.

Immediately, Master Xuanzang smiled calmly: They will take out a coin, and then each choose one side, after the ejection, wait for the coin to settle, and use the upper side as the final judging criterion, whoever chooses will win.

Fog grass! !
(End of this chapter)