Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 89
"Shut up!!" Almost in unison, the old pig and the great sage turned their heads and shouted angrily.

Zhang Xiaoqiang instantly lost his temper.

Good guy, seeing the two of them getting angry, it is undoubtedly the critical point of the volcanic eruption.

That posture is about to start the rhythm.

Master Xuanzang, in this situation... I don't have the capital to learn the "Calm of Mind", so you should think of other ways, otherwise, if these two guys fight, I'm afraid my house won't be able to resist it.How about... You possess me and come forward to persuade me?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is hopeless, the only thing he can rely on now is Tang Seng.

Master Xuanzang: Haha.

(My grass!)

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, can we not "hehe"?Do you have any idea to put it straight?

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha.

(Grandpa! You are my fucking grandfather!)
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master! ! !

Master Xuanzang: Good...

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Yes, I can tell. Master, you have your intentions! !Do you want to see my joke?become!If you all are like this, I will risk my life at the worst possible time.I rented this house anyway, so if it is destroyed, it will be destroyed. But if something happens to them, I will see how you, the master, will explain it when you go back.

Pushed by the reality, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to break the jar, anyway, the situation in front of him was beyond his control.

Master Xuanzang: Don’t be angry, Xiaoqiang almsgiver. I would like to apologize to you. The monks are used to saying those words just now, so... alas, I won’t be able to change them even after a while.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: I can't wait to see you, master, I don't want to be impatient with you, don't say anything, see if you want to get attached to me quickly! ?

Who doesn't have a habit? It's normal for monks to say "what's wrong", and Zhang Xiaoqiang can understand it.

The key issue is to calm down the tense atmosphere of Dasheng and Laozhu.

This time Xuanzang's response was straightforward: it is not difficult to settle the matter by attaching to Xiaoqiang's benefactor.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed, as if a dawn of redemption rose from hell.

However, Xuanzang's next words immediately took Zhang Xiaoqiang back to the original place: "However, the poor monk used to eat fast and recite the Buddha, and there was no expense. Before possessing a body, he had already spent all his money. At present, he may not be able to get the right to manage the body of Xiaoqiang's benefactor.

Fog Grass!What a fucking twist!If you just say you have no money in your pocket, you’re fine! ?

Standing there like a fool, can you feel Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood at the moment?
The ups and downs of your mood are like asking your best friend to tell you that he will take you to the most luxurious hotel in the city for a big health care tonight.

It's over, the girl is looking for it, and the pants are off. At the critical moment when the door is about to go to war, he touches his pocket and suddenly says to you: Brother, my wife hasn't paid me this month's pocket money.

I believe you must have been very "chicken-like" all over your body at that time.

Yes, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels like this now.

your sister!Brother Ganqing just spent half a day spitting Xingzi, he was playing the piano to the cow!
If you don't have money, you just say "shit"?The "mystery" is only revealed when you get a kick from Lingmen?Are you playing the lottery?

what to do?Now Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously has no other options.

In desperation, he acted decisively.

"Master, money is not a problem, I will pay for it for you!"

It feels so fucking bad just thinking about it!I support these soul world ancestors with good food and drink, and even risk my life to live broadcast for them every day.

It's a damn good thing I haven't seen, but now it's good, I have to post money to solve internal affairs for them.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, goodness is goodness, Xiaoqiang's benefactor is really a kind and generous person.It's just that you, a poor monk, have the nerve to accept this money.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: It’s time for everyone, let’s stop messing around with those vain things, this money is right for me, Xiaoqiang, to contribute to building a harmonious society and maintaining world peace, is it successful?
Master Xuanzang: Uh... The poor monk has always regarded money as dung, so I am afraid that in the future, you may not have the money to return Xiaoqiang to you.

Uncle!This means that Tang Seng did not cross over.

Otherwise, given Zhang Xiaoqiang's current state, he would definitely go and give Y the "Eighth Set of Radio Gymnastics" right away. .

Grandmaster!You don’t need to pay back this money!I volunteered for this money!Please, can we get down to business?

Gritting his teeth and dripping blood, Zhang Xiaoqiang finished speaking with tears in his eyes.

This time Tang Seng was concise and to the point, and replied quickly: No problem, it’s all right!!
My dear mother, I finally waited for this sentence.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang understood the great wisdom of Master Xuanzang.

How else could one say that a person is a master? Just now Xuanzang seemed to be living in vain in a roundabout way.

In fact, it is not the case. They are actually preaching as teachers.

No, after hearing Xuanzang's last sentence of "no problem", what Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to say most now is:

Amitabha! !

"Old man, can I tip money to Master Xuanzang?"

As we all know, water friends possess the anchor's body in exchange for rewards.

The problem now is that Tang Seng is poor and has no money in his pocket.

In order to quell the conflict between the old pig and the Great Sage, and maintain peace on the earth, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only adopt the method of "saving the country with a curve", and he will fund it for Tang Seng to gain control of his own body.

The old man had been listening to the situation, so he understood what Zhang Xiaoqiang meant, and immediately gave an affirmative answer: "Of course."

"That's done. Hurry up and add some money to Master Xuanzang and let him reward you for the management rights." Zhang Xiaoqiang urged.

"I'm afraid it's a bit difficult." The old man's sudden words made Zhang Xiaoqiang furious.

"What's the difficulty? It's just charging money? At this time, you old guy, don't make any more trouble!" The old man has tossed Zhang Xiaoqiang a lot in the past, so Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively felt that the other party was teasing him again.

The old man sighed innocently: "Xiaoqiang, when did this old man make trouble for you? Besides, in the current situation... will this old man mess with you?"

That's right, the old man is a manager, and if something happens on my brother's side, he won't get any good results.

"Then what's the matter, what's wrong with charging money?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said impatiently.

"Recharging money is not troublesome in itself, but you have to know that this live broadcast platform has platform regulations. In order to prevent the anchor from gaining fans on his own, the platform specifically stipulates that the anchor's recharge reward must be discounted proportionally. Converted, you have to recharge 0.1 for 100 Yangshou Coin Ten thousand life coins.”

Fog Grass!He almost lost his breath by swallowing his saliva.

"What? What are you talking about!? With me recharging to your platform, you need 100 million RMB to buy 0.1 Yangshou coins? What kind of shit rules are these? It's the overlord clause, unfair competition, you know?"

Master Xuanzang: May I ask what is RMB?Money?Is this 100 million...a lot?

Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless!

Zhang Xiaoqiang also felt embarrassed to deal with the stench of copper in front of such an eminent monk who did not care about the world and regarded money as dirt.

But the problem is...

"If you use this 100 million to buy steamed buns in your era, it will be enough for all eighteen generations of your ancestors to eat until they pass away and reach heaven!!"

(End of this chapter)