I am the only tall man in the world

Chapter 6 The Deceptive System

Sensing Zheng Bold's speechless eyes, Lu Feng laughed and said, "Don't pay attention to these details, black cats and white cats, the one that can catch mice is a good cat."

When Zheng Daudao and his wife heard it, it was indeed such a rationale.

Then Zheng boldly went into the house to find a candle and came out.

Handing the candle to Lu Feng, Zheng Boldly thought for a while, and asked, "Master Xiao Lu, is it possible that by lighting this talisman, my daughter Xiao Rou's soul can come back?"

"It's not certain." Lu Feng curled his lips and said honestly, "I have to try the effects of these spells first to see if they work?"

Zheng Daudao and his wife: "..."

This is so true, it makes people feel uneasy.

It was still Huang Chenzhong who came to smooth things over.

With one stride forward, he pulled Zheng Bold and his wife aside.

"Okay, don't worry. Since my nephew said to protect your Xiaorou well, he will definitely not break his promise. Let's just watch here quietly, and don't disturb him."

Although Zheng Bold didn't say anything more.

But there was a drum in his heart.

By the way, just now Master Xiaolu said the words 'protect my little girl comprehensively'?

The candle was lit smoothly, and a faint yellow flame burst out.

Lu Feng glanced at the eye-clearing talisman in his hand, took a deep breath, and wondered what handsome gesture he should use to put the talisman into the fire and light it.

At this moment, the people lying on the wall outside the courtyard stretched out their heads again, their eyes full of curiosity.

Zheng Bold and his wife on the side were also full of hope, so much so that they clenched their fists tightly.

Lu Chenzhong was also very nervous. This was related to whether he could continue to "leave his back against a big tree to enjoy the shade", and continue to be the "Second Brother Lu" in the mouths of the villagers in Lujia Village under the shadow of his nephew, rather than "Liu Jiezi". '.

Although Lu Feng was in the farmyard at this moment, Daodao's eyes were on him, which made him feel a strange feeling that everyone was looking at him.

He knows that now is his moment of glory!

If the spell is ignited, it will indeed be effective, and Zheng Xiaorou will be rescued smoothly.

Then he is Xiao Lu Da who is better than blue in blue...

"Fuck, why am I starting to think about it again?"

At the critical moment, Lu Feng's thoughts slammed on the brakes again and he came to his senses.

He feels that the profession of 'sir' is absolutely poisonous!
It makes people daydream unconsciously.

Not daring to think about it, he saw the flame, and Lu Feng put the spell on it.

As a result, one second passed, five seconds passed, and one minute passed...

Click left and right, and it turns out that a seemingly thin piece of yellow paper is difficult to light.

This made Lu Feng so angry that he scolded the system in his heart.

He felt that the system was definitely against him, except for personnel affairs, all other bad things were done.

At this time, Huang Chenzhong, who noticed something strange, stepped up and said, "What's the matter, nephew, can't light it?"

Lu Feng nodded his head with difficulty, and was about to speak.

Suddenly, the disgusting feeling of swallowing the system came again, and the strong smell of kerosene filled the whole mouth in an instant.

Caught off guard, Lu Feng, who was so disgusted, bent over and sprayed.

In the end, whoever wants to...

What came out was not vomit, but...

A long pillar of fire.

The pillar of fire instantly burned towards the eyebrows.

This frightened Lu Feng so much that he sat down on the ground, raised his head and started fussing around.

Randomly grabbed a handful of sand around him and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking.

His purpose is very simple, and his knowledge of physics is also very solid, that is, he wants to isolate the air and put out the fire.

As a result, whoever imagined it, it’s okay if it’s not plugged, but once it’s plugged, the sand is like gasoline.

Bang.

The fire grew hotter.

There was even a small explosion in Lu Feng's mouth.

Although it was not fatal, the flames instantly enveloped Lu Feng's head.

"Ah, ah, help!"

Aside from being frightened, Lu Feng didn't have time to think about it, why doesn't the burning head hurt?Instead, he started yelling for help.

"F*ck, what's the situation, pretending to be coercive failed?"

"Why are you still standing there? Hurry and save people!"

"Wow Kaka, you're awesome, my third master! This is the real version of Revenge Blaze Brand."

"..."

Most of the villagers who were lying on the wall to watch the fun just now became enthusiastic people.

One by one, they jumped off the wall, blocked the door of Zheng Daudao's house, and smashed the door frantically.

But looking at the Zheng Daudao and his wife in the courtyard, they were directly frightened and stupid on the spot.

The two of them thought that the evil spirit who stole their daughter's soul was too high-level, and even Master Xiao Lu couldn't suppress it.

Out of professional instinct, Zheng Daudao even had a thought in his mind after being frightened.

Do you want to help Master Xiao Lu prepare a free mahogany coffin or something?

Until a thunderous roar rang out in their ears, the two of them were shocked and stood up straight suddenly.

"Fuck, Zheng Daudao, if there is anything wrong with my nephew, I, Lu Chenzhong, will never end with you. Hurry up and find a fire extinguisher!"

"Good... good!"

The two ran away in a hurry, but immediately ran back with a sad face.

Seeing this, Lu Chenzhong was about to get angry, but Zheng Daudao's daughter-in-law cried out directly, "How can there be any fire extinguishers in the countryside? Even the water for drinking is well water, right now..."

The words are not finished, but the meaning is self-evident.

Now to kill the well...

If it wasn't for the water coming up, Lu Feng would have been burnt to a pile of ashes long ago.

Lu Chenzhong was so angry that his hands and feet were trembling.

But in the face of raging fire, he had nothing to do.

Just when he thought pessimistically that his nephew would definitely be burned to death.

"Bah bah bah..."

Suddenly, there was a sound of spitting.

The so-called authorities are fans.

In the eyes of outsiders, Lu Feng would definitely be burned to death.

But as the person concerned, Lu Feng's emotions gradually calmed down.

Because he suddenly discovered that apart from the horror, the fire didn't seem to hurt at all.

But it is true, the flames ejected by the system burned the host to death.

This is simply unreasonable.

Soon.

Maybe it was because the kerosene was completely burned, or because of other reasons, the flame that shrouded Lu Feng's head finally gradually extinguished.

At this time, a breeze blew by.

Lu Feng suddenly felt a chill in his forehead.

With a puzzled look on his face, he stretched out his hand and touched it casually...

In the next second, a roar full of anger resounded through the clear sky.

"System, I'm cool! Return my hair!"

I saw a big shiny light bulb... er, no, it was a bald head, shining brightly under the reflection of the sun.

If you put on a cassock and say that Lu Feng is not a monk, no one would believe it.

As a handsome guy, Lu Feng has always been proud of his soft and fluffy hair.

But now...

After two days to go back to school, I would have to be ridiculed to the point of embarrassment.

Lu Feng raised his head sadly, looking at the sky at 45 degrees.

After a long time, he let out a long sigh: "Oh, I have become stronger and bald. But god damn it, this is not what I hoped for at all!"

After sitting there for a while, Lu Feng stood up dejectedly.

After the fire-breathing just now, he suddenly had a glimmer of understanding in his heart.

Before, he was curious why the system was a ZIPPO lighter.

Now it seems that it is clearly used to point the yellow talisman.

　It is not easy for a newcomer to write a book, and I hope everyone will support me a lot, thank you all.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)