The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 1
NBA (Men's National Basketball Association).

In G2016 of the 2017-7 finals, last season's 73-win total runner-up Golden State Warriors VS last season's championship Cleveland Cavaliers.

As the number one regular season win, the Golden State Warriors sit at home at Oracle Arena to face their old enemy.

In six bloody battles, the big score was 3:3.Is the Golden State Warriors a shame?Or will the Cleveland Cavaliers achieve another glory?Still unknown!
The timer passed by one minute and one second, and the time left for both sides was only the last 3 minutes.At this time, the two sides fought to a 96:96 tie.

Let's first take a look at the players left on the field by both sides at this time.

For the Golden State Warriors, what was left on the field at this time was neither the "Five Juniors of Death" nor the "Five Ultimate Juniors of Death", but the "Five Gods of Death"!
PG Stephen Curry (three-point cute god), SG Klay Thompson (cold-faced Buddha Lord), SF Kevin Durant (schoolbag idiot), PF Dream Chaser-Green (trickster), C Tang Yu (sleeping dream wins the championship).

Who is Tang Yu?Why is his name so short?Sounds like your Chinese uncle's name?

The answer: After Kevin Durant was injured, the Warriors signed such a person from some corner, specially to protect the frame.

Before the 2016-2017 playoffs, no one knew who Tang Yu was. After the 2016-2017 playoffs, the whole world will know who he is!

In the playoffs, Tang Yu averaged 13.2 points PTS, 20.8 rebounds REB (offensive rebound OFFENSIVE-REB5.7), 6.9 assists AST, 5.3 blocks BLK, 0.8 steals STL, 0.9 turnovers TO, 2.9 fouls FLS.This data is outrageously luxurious, and it seems that he is another person who is here to grab the FMVP of S Curry!

Curry: Help me up!
Cleveland Cavaliers, see who they keep on the court?

PG Kyrie Irving (staying on the court for the lore, or the blame.), SG Kyle Korver (staying on the court for the lore, or the blame.), PG/SG/SF/PF/C/Coach/LeBron James, PF Kevin Love (staying on the court for the lore, or the blame.), C Tristan Thompson (the blame).

What about JR Smith?Lame, watching live ING at home...

The game continues.

Curry stepped back for a three-pointer.

middle! 99:96.

Love stepped back for a three-pointer.

middle! 99:99.

666.

K Thompson made a three-pointer.

middle! 102:99.

Owen made a three-pointer.

middle! 102:102.

666.

Unexpectedly, the last few minutes of the game turned into a two-pair three-point contest!The whole audience erupted!These are the best minutes of all the finals in years!Tickets are worth it!

……

Time to the last 29.7 seconds.

With the ball in hand, Zhan Huang looks down on all living beings.At this time, only in his own hands is the most reassuring thing for him.

At this moment, he could no longer hear any disturbing sounds, and the only thing left in his ears was the sound of the basketball being slapped on the floor.

As the king of the court, James has the dignity of James.He wants to blow up that arrogant elementary school student who likes to clock out of get off work in three quarters.He wants to let the elementary school students and his followers know that there is only one emperor in this NBA: that is him LeBron James! ! !

Now, he wants to use up the 24 seconds of this attack as much as possible, and he will definitely score.Don't leave the primary school with more time for the next attack.

Pop, pop, pop.

Pop, pop, pop.

Pop, pop, pop.

The clock ticked on James' dribble.The players of the Golden State Warriors are not distracted, and they are ready to fight.

James glanced at the timer. There were 4.3 seconds left on the play.

While he was constantly moving the ball, Irving was running around.Now, Irving finally got rid of Curry and ran out of space; of course, T Thompson's pick-and-roll contributed a lot.

James' court insight is extremely keen, and he instantly saw Irving's neutral position.

He wants to pass the ball!James' eyes have obviously betrayed him!And his eyes were caught by Tang Yu!
Just as James was about to pass the ball, Tang Yu stepped forward and hurried to block Irving who was missed by Curry.Just in case the big ones are small, if you have the ability, you can pass it on to him for a try?
James was secretly proud: How can you guess what the Emperor is thinking?Do you think I'm just the kind of person who throws the blame at critical moments?Big mistake!At the critical moment, the emperor has always been personally conscripted by the emperor!
The rest of Tang Yufang had already left the gap for James after he went out, and the road ahead of him was clear.

Lore, this is about to be the strongest finals lore in NBA history!

Tactics, this is definitely the best tactic in NBA history!Little Wang Owen is just a chess piece used by me to attract Tang Ni, and the only one who can truly rule the world is me!

James rushed into the three-second penalty area, unstoppable!That speed, that power, no one else!Desire to compete with Tiangong!
Three steps!take off!Spin the ball!

Next will be the familiar heavy buckle! DUNK!You guys, get ready to cheer!
but!

But a person appeared behind him!
Who else is it not Tang Yu?
How could Tang Yu be so fast?Wasn't he still defending Irving just now?But he took off almost at the same time as James took off!
Did this person fly back like a god?None of that matters anymore.

The important thing is: Tang Yu's palm shot out, and the ball that James hadn't dunked flew away.

Pegboard hat! ! !

When James landed and found that the person who hated him was actually Tang Yu, he was in a daze.

How could it be him?

Owen, how did you seduce?Let's talk!

Forget it, I don't have time to think about this, so hurry back to defense.

Tang Yu shook his head at him, and said: "Tune the tiger away from the mountain? The Chinese don't eat this!" In terms of 36 tricks, we Chinese are your grandfather.

So much nonsense!James ignored him and ran to the backcourt.

Let's say that the rebound just now was picked up by Durant who was lurking under the basket. He dribbled the ball all the way and passed the center line!
Time: 6.1 seconds.

This is the last moment!This is the most important moment of his basketball career!
James has the dignity of James, and Durant also has the dignity of Durant.The second child in a thousand years, countless people have ridiculed him for many years, but who knows how much pain he has endured?Who understands the helplessness in his heart?Surrendering to the enemy is an excuse that countless people have used to satirize and attack him this year.But do those people know how much he has paid for Oklahoma City in the past nine years?But do those people know his desire for a championship?

James, this is the moment to beat you!
Durant has reached the basket.

Korver and Irving settled down at the same time and rushed towards him.Even if Durant's waist is broken, the ball must be defended.

But Durant showed no trace of fear, like a god of death.Now, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!Whether you are a human or a ghost, you can't stop Durant who has turned into a god of death!

Durant, get strong!

Get strong!

Only half an inch from the frame!
Hands up and down with a knife, burst into the frame!This buckle blew out the anger in my heart for many years!
The whistle blew and the watch stopped.

The score was fixed at 104:102.

Who is the NBA2016-2017 season champion?

Speak up!
Golden State Warriors!
The audience is boiling like thunder, we are the championship!We are the champions!We are the champions!Say important things three times!

"Ah... ah... ah..." Durant yelled three times and collapsed on the ground, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes.

Five years, waiting for this moment!
But when this moment really came, he who had thousands of words couldn't even say a word.But he clearly understood in his heart that all the hard work over the years was worth it!

Durant got up from the floor in a jerk, he was going to find someone, the man who helped him fulfill his long-cherished wish.

When he found Tang Yu, he found that Tang Yu was already hugging James.

James said "sincerely": "Brother, the future is yours."

Tang Yu: "Your Majesty, your words are poisonous."

Durant pushed James away and hugged Tang Yu tightly in the past: "Thank-you, my-brother! Thank-you, my-brother!"

Big brother, thank you so much!Without your block, there would be no championship for me!

Tang Yu was as calm as ever: "You're welcome. I'll help you win the championship just by dreaming. It's not difficult."

……

Alliance godfather Adam Silver came to the stage: "Now, I officially announce that the MVP (ie FMVP) of the NBA 2016-2017 season finals is..."

……

we are the champion! We-are-champion!
The taste of champagne, the glory of the champion!

Curry: "Haha."

McGee: "囧囧."

Zhazha: "I'm iron-blooded defense, not stepping on glory."

The always calm Lord Buddha exploded: "With me here, I'm afraid of a woolen yarn!"

Iguodala: "Where is the FMVP? In, here, in!"

Durant: "Who is the second child of the millennium? I don't know! Now I am the champion!"

Livingston: "Strong glory."

Everything is like a dream.

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Hahahaha, Tang Yu was still laughing in his dream.

"It's raining, and the old hometown is full of grass and trees..."

Waking up to the phone ringing.Tang Yu opened the curtains and looked out the window, the genius was slightly bright.

Where is my champion?It turns out that what is really fucking is a dream.

This is embarrassing.

(End of this chapter)