The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 2
who?Calling so early, courting death?
Tang Yu picked up his mobile phone, and it showed: Wan Qiang is calling.This Wan Qiang is Tang Yu's good friend since he was a child, and now he is his Chinese economic man.

After connecting the phone, Wan Qiang said, "MORNING!"

Tang Yu: "MORNING an egg, speak human words!"

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai, good morning."

Tang Yu: "Brother Qiang, is the sky falling? Don't you need to call me so early in the morning?"

Wan Qiang: "CALL the egg, speak human language!"

Tang Yu: "You're a dick! It's only 7 o'clock in the morning on my side."

Wan Qiang: "But it's 7 o'clock in the evening on my side."

Tang Yu: "Can't you call at 9 o'clock in the evening?"

Wan Qiang: "No, I have to go see my sister at 9 o'clock!" This guy will die in the hands of women sooner or later.

Tang Yu: "I have served YOU! Tell me, what's the matter?"

Wan Qiang: "This... this... I forgot what to say..."

Tang Yu: "It hurts, isn't the phone bill expensive?"

Wan Qiang: "By the way, I remembered. I have already talked with Anta people during the day, and the contract they gave is 100 million a year."

Tang Yu: "100 million US dollars, it's okay."

Wan Qiang: "Wrong, it's 100 million RMB."

Tang Yu: "I'm going, isn't this abusive?"

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai, wake up, you are only worth this price."

Tang Yu: "Tell them, I will definitely be the No. [-] pick this year."

Wan Qiang: "You also need others to believe you."

Tang Yu: "Tell them that Li Ning gave 500 million."

Wan Qiang: "You have to believe it yourself."

Tang Yu: "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

Wan Qiang: "..."

Tang Yu: "Bye."

Wan Qiang: "Hello? Hello? What hurts me..."

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yu lay back on the bed again, falling into deep depression.

He was originally an ordinary college student, but somehow he traveled back to half a year ago.The scary thing is that he is going to participate in the NBA draft out of nowhere.The water in this world is so deep!
Tang Yu has practiced Tai Chi since he was a child. He is [-] with bare feet and [-] with shoes. He has excellent physical fitness.However, he can't play basketball!

What a mess!
Tang Yu murmured in his heart: Which team would choose me blindly?It's better to lose the election, so that you can go back to school.But... but it seems that being a champion is not bad.Isn't that Ben Simmons' salary $2660 million for four years?If it is converted into RMB at the current exchange rate, it will cost more than 8000 million!In addition, add some miscellaneous advertising fees, endorsement fees, etc., wouldn't it be a total of [-] million drizzle?It will be too late when they find out that I am a parallel importer. Even if you lay off me, you still have to pay me all my salary.quack……

2 million yuan, there will be houses, cars, and beautiful women.

Author: Let's make your Spring and Autumn Dream!
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June 2016, 6.This is a day that will be remembered forever by basketball fans around the world.

The 2016 NBA Draft at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York.

Tang Yu sat bored, absent-minded.Nothing would happen to him anyway.

No point, I've already seen through everything.The No. 76 pick will be Ben Simmons, who will be selected by the Philadelphia [-]ers.The second pick will be Ingram, who will be selected by the Los Angeles Lakers.The third pick will be Jaylen Brown, who will be selected by the Boston Celtics.

Don't ask me why I know!I'm on the hook!
ROUND1, DRAFT1.

All the people present held their breath, waiting for the champion to come out.

"Next, I announce that the first pick in the first round of 2016. The Philadelphia 76ers selected: Tang Yu from Tsinghua University in China! Congratulations to him!"

Who is Tang Yu?Godfather Xiao Hua's declaration caused an uproar!This is really an unexpected result!

Ingram is stunned, why is it that I am not the No. [-] pick?After thinking about it, it's good if you don't get selected as the No. [-] scholar, you don't need to go to that crappy place that's always broken down every year.

Who is Tang Yu?Everyone was very curious.Is the Philadelphia 76ers scout fake?
That's right, Tang Yu is the kid who is dozing off.

The American manager Sucher quickly pushed him: "Don, what are you doing? Go!"

Tang Yu: "Did I hear wrong?"

Su Qier: "It's you, go!"

Tang Yu looked back in three steps: "Are-you-sure?"

Sucher: "Go."

Looking at Tang Yu's back, this shrewd Jewish descendant smiled.This is another successful operation of his, which is perfect.

……

After the draft, the only thing that surprised Tang Yu was that Ben Simmons, who was supposed to be the No. [-] pick this year, went somewhere?Could it be that he disappeared from the world?
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Philadelphia 76ers, rookie press conference.

The son of Philadelphia and No. [-] pick Tang Yu is naturally the focus and protagonist of this press conference.

Tang Yu swaggered and sat in his seat, waiting for these reporters to ask questions.A reporter, someone who likes to dig holes; Tang Yu, who specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfied people.

Tides, Tang Yu was a rookie in the same year, but he was a rookie reporter. He thought he was also a cool guy.

Tides asked sharply: "Tang, tell me how you tricked yourself into being the No. [-] Scholar?"

Tang Yu smiled: "Then you have to ask them."

There should be applause here.

Tides: "Then what do you think of them choosing you as the No. [-] pick?"

Tang Yu said a sentence in Chinese: "They are tigers, they are tigers."

Tedes: "Please speak English, ENGLISH!"

Tang Yu pointed to Sucher: "Let my agent and translator speak."

Are they tigers?Are they big?Su Qier only had the appearance, but not the meaning.He rubbed his head and boldly translated: "Mr. Tang Yu means that Mr. Colangeno and the others are as strong as a tiger and as tough as a leopard."

Tang Yu had something to say in his heart: You are stupid!The correct translation should be: They-are-stupid!
Hearing Tang Yu praise himself so much, 76ers general manager Brian Colangeno smiled, patted Tang Yu's shoulder happily, and said, "Young man, you can really talk and have a future!"

Tang Yu: "Hehe." Anyone who knows what hehe means.

Tides: "Excuse me..."

Colangeno was eager to protect the calf, and quickly stopped him: "Mr. Tides, you ask too many questions. Should others ask?"

Tides said loudly: "The next question, you ask them: Why did you choose Tang Yu inexplicably. This person is too mysterious, basically he doesn't even have any information. Are their scouts stupid? Dare to choose such a person?"

Colangeno: "Security, pull him out! Miss Michelle next to you, you should ask."

Michelle: "Why did you choose Tang Yu inexplicably. This person is too mysterious and basically has no information. Are your scouts stupid? Dare to choose such a person?"

Colangeno: "Miss Michelle, you're not on the road. Security!"

Tang Yu quickly persuaded the furious Colangeno: "Brother, calm down. What do you care about with a girl?"

Colangeno: "This woman is not easy to deal with."

Michelle looked at Tang Yu with a smile on her face: "Mr. Tang, can I ask you to answer this question?"

You bitch are really out of line!Tang Yu endured: "Of course. My answer is simple: see the truth on the court."

Michelle: "Thank you. You are so aggressive."

Tang Yu: "Thank you anyway."

Michelle: "Can I ask you another question?"

Tang Yu: "Of course."

Michelle: "Why did you choose number 1 as your jersey number?"

Tang Yu: "It's too simple, because I am the best. No matter what I do, I must be the first! This time I was selected as the No. 1 pick, and I am the No. [-]. In the future, I will be No. [-] in the entire NBA!"

Who can't talk big, and Tang Yu is not afraid of blowing the cowhide.Even if he becomes trash in the future and is scolded as the champion of parallel imports, so what?For 2 million yuan, go all out!
Michelle asked questioningly: "Do you have that strength?"

Tang Yu smiled evilly: "Beauty, you will only know after trying."

Embarrassingly capitalized.

Michel quickly changed the subject: "Mr. Tang, who is the player you most admire?"

Tang Yu: "Retired or active?"

Michelle: "Let's talk about the retired ones first."

Tang Yu: "Dead or alive?" Little boy, fight with me?

Michelle: "..."

Tang Yu: "Dead, I admire Chamberlain the most."

Michelle: "Why? Is it because he once scored 100 points and is a star of the 76ers?"

Pretty girl, you are too young!

Tang Yu: "No, it's because he has slept with more than 2 women!"

Michelle: "Mr. Tang, you are very pornographic and violent."

Tang Yu: "Thank you."

Michelle: "What about the living retired players?"

Tang Yu: "Do you still need to ask?"

Michelle: "Is that Jordan?"

Tang Yu: "Wrong, it's O'Neill."

Michelle: "O'Neal? Yeah, he's a great player too."

Tang Yu: "No, I like teasing."

Michelle took a deep breath, trying not to let Tang Yu go crazy, and asked again: "What about the active players?"

Tang Yu replied without hesitation: "I like a player from the Golden State Warriors, he is my idol."

Michelle: "Stephen Curry? He's really cute."

Tang Yu shook his head.

Michelle: "Kevin Durant? He's really cool."

Tang Yu shook his head.

Michelle: "I see, you must admire Olajuki the most, he is the MVP of the five embarrassing ones, and he is the god of teasing."

You're fucking funny.

Tang Yu: "My favorite is Sean Livingston."

Michelle wondered: "Livingston? Why him?"

Tang Yu: "There is an old saying in China that perseveres. I have seen this quality from Livingston, and I admire him very much."

Michelle: "Your three views are not wrong."

Tang Yu: "I'll go to you."

Michelle: "Can I ask you one more question?"

Tang Yu: "What if I say no?"

Michelle: "Are you going to summer league?"

Tang Yu said categorically: "No."

Michelle: "Why?"

Tang Yu: "This is your second question."

Michelle cast a wink: "Just talk about it."

Tang Yu: "I don't bother, it's that simple."

Colangeno: "Don, I haven't promised you not to go!"

Tang Yu: "Hush! I don't want to expose my strength prematurely."

Colangeno: "You're awesome."

Michelle: "Mr. Tang, one last question?"

Tang Yu: "If you fart, let it go."

Michelle: "Why are you so handsome?"

Tang Yu smiled mysteriously: "Leave a WeChat message and chat at night."

(End of this chapter)